This will crack you up!

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That's a fair trade.  But first I'd like to have a hypothetical line-up for the Y

ALL-GRENADE (High combustibility, Pin has been pulled, could go off at any minute) KATPAK TEAM

PG:  Pete
SG:  Trim
SF:   Jack's Grandaughter

After that I'd need some help...

Just remembered somebody.  I'm drafting Vegas SkyBridge Hustler Guy who exploded on steve dave.  Will probably put him at pivot.

[Johnny Wichita]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.   

I'm going to guess construction science. 

[steve dave]

That's a fair trade.  But first I'd like to have a hypothetical line-up for the Y

ALL-GRENADE (High combustibility, Pin has been pulled, could go off at any minute) KATPAK TEAM

PG:  Pete
SG:  Trim
SF:   Jack's Grandaughter

After that I'd need some help...

Just remembered somebody.  I'm drafting Vegas SkyBridge Hustler Guy who exploded on steve dave.  Will probably put him at pivot.

I don't know, he seemed to be all flash and no action.  He had multiple opp's to hit me and instead ran away with his most valuable possessions (two dice and a piece of cardboard) in tow. 

[CNS]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.   

I'm going to guess construction science. 

Bingo

[CNS]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.   

What is the significance of 1/64th as a handle?

[ChiComCat]

I'll throw you some money as long as you promise at least one "OVER THE LINE!"-esque melt down posted for the goEMAW audience.  You know, for Kids' Sake.

That could be tough at the actual event.  In addition to being a charity, I've got my whole office participating in it so it's somewhat of a work function now.  I know we discussed recording some material during Big 12 pak'ing for future podcasts.  How about I just light some random stranger up at some point during that?

That's a fair trade.  But first I'd like to have a hypothetical line-up for the Y

ALL-GRENADE (High combustibility, Pin has been pulled, could go off at any minute) KATPAK TEAM

PG:  Pete
SG:  Trim
SF:   Jack's Grandaughter

After that I'd need some help...

I'm about as volatile as Trim once you get me in a sporting competition.

Stats:
2 MAYB teams I was on had games cancelled mid-game due to fights
1 yellowcard when I played drunken Rec soccer (out of about 5 games played), threatened the red for casually asking the ref if he was "rough ridin' high"
1 technical in the last game of my HS basketball career for throwing a guy over my shoulder (not tossed somehow)
Warned by Ump in rec softball for making fun of a guy with a tribal lizard tattoo on his ankle (how this wasn't considered completely necessary, I'll never know)

[dobbie4ksu]

I have a 191 average, how do I never get picked up for bowling teams? its been decided this web site is utter bull crap

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I have a 191 average, how do I never get picked up for bowling teams? its been decided this web site is utter bull crap

dobs, there is currently one slot open on our six-man team.  Even though we're kind of doing this as a company event (department teams in competition), I could probably bring you on as a ringer.  Are you free April 18?

[1/64th]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.  

What is the significance of 1/64th as a handle?

Prolly the coolest fraction in the history of fractions.  And it's how much of me is African American.  

[dobbie4ksu]

I have a 191 average, how do I never get picked up for bowling teams? its been decided this web site is utter bull crap

dobs, there is currently one slot open on our six-man team.  Even though we're kind of doing this as a company event (department teams in competition), I could probably bring you on as a ringer.  Are you free April 18?

Should be where is this tourny at?

[WillieWatanabe]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.  

What is the significance of 1/64th as a handle?

Prolly the coolest fraction in the history of fractions.  And it's how much of me is African American.  

Were you leaving the west loop dillions around 8pm last night?

[Trim]

I have a 191 average, how do I never get picked up for bowling teams? its been decided this web site is utter bull crap

dobs, there is currently one slot open on our six-man team.  Even though we're kind of doing this as a company event (department teams in competition), I could probably bring you on as a ringer.  Are you free April 18?

Should be where is this tourny at?

Wichita, but it's hardly as competitive a tourny as you might be thinking.  Primarily a fund-raiser (get people to pledge __ cents/pin) and they're pretty lenient with the rules.  Last year, we got through 2 games and each bowler kept the high score.  There also was some deal where bowling a 9 and leaving a certain pin either counted as a strike or they just gave you the spare.

[pissclams]

I have a 191 average, how do I never get picked up for bowling teams? its been decided this web site is utter bull crap

dobs, there is currently one slot open on our six-man team.  Even though we're kind of doing this as a company event (department teams in competition), I could probably bring you on as a ringer.  Are you free April 18?

Should be where is this tourny at?

Wichita, but it's hardly as competitive a tourny as you might be thinking.  Primarily a fund-raiser (get people to pledge __ cents/pin) and they're pretty lenient with the rules.  Last year, we got through 2 games and each bowler kept the high score.  There also was some deal where bowling a 9 and leaving a certain pin either counted as a strike or they just gave you the spare.

i do the one in KC, its pretty elite

[dobbie4ksu]

Sounds like this might effect any possibility of bowling pro... I mean I am the next Pete Webber or whatever his name is, the nine pin no tap kinda throws me off here

[CNS]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.  

What is the significance of 1/64th as a handle?

Prolly the coolest fraction in the history of fractions.  And it's how much of me is African American.  

I thought it might of had something to do with the NCAA tournament, but your reason works too.   

[1/64th]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.  

What is the significance of 1/64th as a handle?

Prolly the coolest fraction in the history of fractions.  And it's how much of me is African American.  

Were you leaving the west loop dillions around 8pm last night?

Negative.  Maybe my brother, who is also 1/64th black, but prolly not him either. 

[WillieWatanabe]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.  

What is the significance of 1/64th as a handle?

Prolly the coolest fraction in the history of fractions.  And it's how much of me is African American.  

Were you leaving the west loop dillions around 8pm last night?

Negative.  Maybe my brother, who is also 1/64th black, but prolly not him either. 

Oh OK...saw a guy walking out on crutches...took a shot in the dark.

[1/64th]

Hey, what does CNS stand for??  The only thing I can think of is Central Nervous System.  

What is the significance of 1/64th as a handle?

Prolly the coolest fraction in the history of fractions.  And it's how much of me is African American.  

Were you leaving the west loop dillions around 8pm last night?

Negative.  Maybe my brother, who is also 1/64th black, but prolly not him either. 

Oh OK...saw a guy walking out on crutches...took a shot in the dark.

A nice guess but grocery stores are a dangerous place for those on crutches....slippery floors +  spilled liquids = 1/64th on his @$$ before you can say sherron collins is a fat Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).