I wish I could tell you that Captain Crap fought the good fight, and the Snyders let him be.
I wish I could tell you that - but LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - BSFS life consists of routine, and then more routine.
Every so often, Captain Crap would show up with fresh bruises. The Snyders kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Captain Crap - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.