facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown

[michigancat]

Anybody chew longhorn longcut straight

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Oldie but goodie. "We are the most down-to-earth common sense-driven folks on earth. Also, we will fire a rifle at your head if you fancy pants cell phone rings and you happen to be in my deer stand."

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RULES FOR CITY SLICKERS TO ENTER THE COUNTRY
1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel road.” I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & feed lots. That’s what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-64 goes east and west, I-57 goes north and south. Pick one.
4. So you have a $60,000 car. We’re impressed. We have $200,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
5. So every person in every pickup waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a deer is coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time
7. You bring “coke” into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring “Mary Jane” into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
OK, confession time. Before I posted this, because of my out of date, old fogie, life style, I called our youngest daughter and asked her what a “Mary Jane” was. I am SO afraid I will unknowingly post something dirty or offensive! For any of you other “so green ye could plant 'em” senior citizens....it is marijuana.
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[Spracne]

Social media is poisoning the minds of our Boomers. Will someone please think about the olds?

[mocat]

"Acts nice, is mean"

[Stupid Fitz]

Social media is poisoning the minds of our Boomers. Will someone please think about the olds?

Their brains were already rotted by TV

[Sandstone Outcropping]

"Acts nice, is mean"

I like the threats directed toward city slicker Lexus drivers juxtaposed with demands that city slickers be nice and wave to the friendly country folks.

[Cartierfor3]

It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept

[Brock Landers]

Social media is poisoning the minds of our Boomers. Will someone please think about the olds?

Their brains were already rotted by TV

I saw a banger of a post yesterday from a Boomer in my town about the War on Christmas. 

[Stupid Fitz]

Social media is poisoning the minds of our Boomers. Will someone please think about the olds?

Their brains were already rotted by TV

I saw a banger of a post yesterday from a Boomer in my town about the War on Christmas. 

Nice, it's been pretty quiet on the war on everything front. Xmas always brings it out of people.

[Brock Landers]

Social media is poisoning the minds of our Boomers. Will someone please think about the olds?

Their brains were already rotted by TV

I saw a banger of a post yesterday from a Boomer in my town about the War on Christmas. 

Nice, it's been pretty quiet on the war on everything front. Xmas always brings it out of people.

According to him the WOC has escalated to a war on Christianity as a whole.  It's also the reason malls fell off from their 80's peak of awesomeness. 

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Mildly funny boomer Xmas post:

I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!! Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

(Please keep this going and steal this post like I did...😉) I hope you got a good laugh 😂🤣🌲?????🎄Sometimes you just need to laugh😂...it’s good for the soul...

[KST8FAN]

$200,000 isn't much of a combine anymore.


Tom

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[steve dave]

Yeah, I could talk a face off of people who tell me that they don’t understand why there aren’t more young farmers. Barrier to entry is bigger than about any other industry. Obviously you can do it, but you get eaten alive unless you are generational or have some elite network.


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[michigancat]

lmao someone saw an alligator in the subdivision lagoon in my old bay area town. I didn't get the original post but here is the conclusion.