how dangerous is your driving? (friend of russian driving thread)

[Mr Bread]

Every one of you that does something other than listen to things while you drive are complete pieces of crap. 

I think they're joking

I should hope so. 

[Mr Bread]

The other day I saw a guy driving down the road steering with his knee with a huge map unfolded in front of his face, trying to scrutinize it.  I pulled up next to him, took a picture and texted it to my buds.  They all thought it was hilarious.  Very Griswold-esque.

It would have been even more lollerskates if the two of you had immediately crashed into each other and been horribly maimed.  Like you end up with a leg off and a crooked back.  Can you imagine? 

[Brock Landers]

Not dangerous at all, in spite of my stance on making an occasional "illegal" left turn.  Never been in an accident.

The people who multitask while driving probably do a fine job of the non driving task but do a piss poor job of driving in a straight line.

[The Big Train]

i was following this suv the other day on bluemont and it was all over the place, ended up gunning it on a yellow so i could pass them.  i at least dont take up 2 lanes when i txt and drive

[Katpappy]

I don't have time to do all the other things at times when I am not driving. I'm a pretty good multitasker so it's still pretty safe.

I noticed Gooch hasn't posted in a while.  Did you accidently run over him??? 

[Katpappy]

The other day I saw a guy driving down the road steering with his knee with a huge map unfolded in front of his face, trying to scrutinize it.  I pulled up next to him, took a picture and texted it to my buds.  They all thought it was hilarious.  Very Griswold-esque.

I more amazed that both of you are alive and well enough to tell that story.  Cherish this moment, because when you're older you'll realize what a reckless bastard in two tons of sledge hammer you were.

[Spracne]

The other day I saw a guy driving down the road steering with his knee with a huge map unfolded in front of his face, trying to scrutinize it.  I pulled up next to him, took a picture and texted it to my buds.  They all thought it was hilarious.  Very Griswold-esque.

I more amazed that both of you are alive and well enough to tell that story.  Cherish this moment, because when you're older you'll realize what a reckless bastard in two tons of sledge hammer you were.

I try to cherish every moment, thanks.  I'm glad I have the picture as a reminder, because I was pretty wasted at the time. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

I don't have time to do all the other things at times when I am not driving. I'm a pretty good multitasker so it's still pretty safe.

I noticed Gooch hasn't posted in a while.  Did you accidently run over him??? 

Actually I think he was posting pretty prolifically yesterday compared to normal.

[Katpappy]

The other day I saw a guy driving down the road steering with his knee with a huge map unfolded in front of his face, trying to scrutinize it.  I pulled up next to him, took a picture and texted it to my buds.  They all thought it was hilarious.  Very Griswold-esque.

I more amazed that both of you are alive and well enough to tell that story.  Cherish this moment, because when you're older you'll realize what a reckless bastard in two tons of sledge hammer you were.

I try to cherish every moment, thanks.  I'm glad I have the picture as a reminder, because I was pretty wasted at the time.

So you were a time bomb waiting to explode.

[Spracne]

I think my kat-daddy-o-meter is broken.

[Katpappy]

I don't have time to do all the other things at times when I am not driving. I'm a pretty good multitasker so it's still pretty safe.

I noticed Gooch hasn't posted in a while.  Did you accidently run over him??? 

Actually I think he was posting pretty prolifically yesterday compared to normal.

Was it because he witnessed your driving and wanted to live life while he is still able.  T's & P's for Gooch.   

[Katpappy]

I think my kat-daddy-o-meter is broken.

I'm just trying save one lost soul at a time. 

[star seed 7]

Every one of you that does something other than listen to things while you drive are complete pieces of crap. 

I think they're joking

I should hope so.

i'm not joking at all

[Mr Bread]

well now rustycat looks foolish. 

[Mrs. Gooch]

I few days ago I said to Gooch, "If you are going to text and drive, at least learn to text with one hand."

[Stevesie60]

I don't dick around on my phone while driving, but I go fast and swerve in between cars and stuff because I'm a total bad ass. No accidents in my life!

[Brock Landers]

http://www.kake.com/home/headlines/7-in-10-drivers-text-use-social-media-while-driving--304537201.html

[star seed 7]

Seven huh? Accurate study

[Asteriskhead]

other people's driving is a danger to my mental health.

[Brock Landers]

Seven huh? Accurate study

My informal and unscientific polling data gathered while running a couple of errands during lunch today indicate a number closer to 9 out of 10.

[Spracne]

http://www.kake.com/home/headlines/7-in-10-drivers-text-use-social-media-while-driving--304537201.html

[The Big Train]

 

[ShellShock]

I'm actually a fantastic driver. I've avoided multiple accidents because my defense while driving is so lock down you better just call me Matthew Dellavedova. I've also never been in a wreck while a passenger either...lucky you might say.

Exception: When i'm trying to open up some ranch to put in the lid of a McD's chicken nugg box and pouring fries into the side of the box as well, get out of the way because i'm going to be swerving all over the place.

 

[Mrs. Gooch]

You guys probably aren't as good at changing clothes while driving as I am.

[hemmy]

if you can do both, then why not?

You can't do both.