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Re: A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2015, 12:31:42 PM »
onion is the greatest vegetable, maybe.  onions and tomatoes, what a pair of champions.
potato

#browns w/o onions aren't worth eating, though.
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Re: A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2015, 12:54:49 PM »
Potatoes are most likely the most over rated/over used food in our country.

I can't think of something more worthless, off the top of my head.

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A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2015, 01:15:26 PM »
onion is the greatest vegetable, maybe.  onions and tomatoes, what a pair of champions.
potato

#browns w/o onions aren't worth eating, though.
the potato has proven to be the most versatile vegetable in the history of mankind

do I prefer #browns with onions and peppers? of course I do.  will I eat #browns sans onions? of course I will

and french fries? they're kind of a big deal

and mashed potatoes?  #thanksgiving

and loaded baked? #longbone

and potato chips? #applepie


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Re: A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2015, 01:24:54 PM »
I'm no tater hater, but it's clear that the humble potato is merely a flavordeliverysystem.com.

Fries? Salt, herbs, ketchup, truffle aioli, etc

Mashed potatoes? milk, butter, gravy

loaded baked? self-explanatory

potato chips? salt, everything else under the sun

Potatoes have a lot of innate advantages that make them an ideal flavordeliverysystem and so are not without merit. 



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Re: A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2015, 01:34:00 PM »
potato

another great champion vegetable.  best tuber, for sure.
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Re: A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #55 on: April 29, 2015, 02:03:49 PM »
I just came to say I love onions so much I am aroused by my wife's onion breath.
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Re: A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2015, 02:17:16 PM »
I just came to say I love onions so much I am aroused by my wife's onion breath.
That is all

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Re: A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2015, 10:36:49 PM »
6 posts!  how can he take so much from me with so little effort?
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Re: A thread for onion lovers
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2015, 11:30:00 PM »
Mods please change broken Sky's name to antiSys
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