"Hey, you have some crap on your face.... " - Ash Wednesday thread...

[The Big Train]

i didn't know there was a day to remember those at pompeii

[star seed 7]

I never saw it until I was like 21 and at college and like 25 people walked into this 1000 person class 10 minutes late cause church went late or something. I thought maybe it was some activist protest or something because ku

[Spracne]

Spracne Jokeables, in which Spracne packages the separate elements of a joke in one do-it-yourself post.

1.) Ash Wednesday is usually (always?) in February
2.) February is black history month
3.) Those with dark complexions are susceptible to being "ashy"

Combine it however you choose.  Snickers not guaranteed.

[AppleJack]

I call ashy elbows "barnacle bows"

Thoughts?

[star seed 7]

So let's hear the gems willie

[CNS]

Miraculously, I made it through today without being converted or having heard one utterance of The Good Word.  Meat on Friday, rough riders.

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[Spracne]

Stolen from the Vatican Archives

[Mrs. Gooch]

So what's the rule about when you can wash it off? Like, if you were already planning to go to the gym at lunch and then take a shower, is that ok or do you have to make an effort to keep it on all day?

[slobber]

Wash it off in normal washing. No rules on the length of time for it to have to stay on.


Gonna win 'em all!

[Bloodfart]

Spracne LOL +rep or whatever