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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2015, 09:46:58 AM »
What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows :confused:
I'm not talking about arrows, i'm talking to metalhead and Erii. It's not always about you, TBT.  ;)

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2015, 09:50:18 AM »
What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows :confused:
I'm not talking about arrows, i'm talking to metalhead and Erii. It's not always about you, TBT.  ;)

there was a question asked, we provided an answer. that's how a discussion works.

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2015, 09:53:15 AM »
I don't want to send this to the pit, but with my experience, atheist love to jump in any chance they get, to tell you how god doesn't exist. It's almost as bad as a jehovah witness.  :D either way, just giving you two a little crap. I honestly don't know who created squirrels, but I think they're adorable.

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2015, 09:57:13 AM »
Well, a mommy and daddy squirrel both see the same acorn and fight over it. Then they fall in love and decide to have a litter of their own. Stuff happens that I won't get into because this is a family blog but poof, baby squirrels :love:

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2015, 10:01:10 AM »
I've been putting the hurt on the squirrels in my backyard.  I think I've arrowed 6, and rough ridin' 4 of them have run off with my arrow sticking right through them.  I need to get some small game specific tips.

You are playing with fire in JOCO, my friend. You are a witness away from being on the news.

Y I should probably stop doing that.  I caught one on one of my gutter pipes and this illogical fear of them getting into my attic took over me (happened to my parents).  I just need to trap them like my neighbor.

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2015, 10:06:32 AM »
a better question is who tf invented the word squirrel. i mean look at that thing. what a mess.

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2015, 10:12:38 AM »
I really hate them

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2015, 10:23:45 AM »
This summer I had to remove two large (but shitty) trees in my backyard.  I think they are still pissed about that.  They used to be able to travel by trees from one back yard to another.  I ruined that for them. 
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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2015, 10:30:12 AM »
:frown:

yeah, what in the actual eff is wrong with you people?

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2015, 10:32:04 AM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2015, 10:36:49 AM »
What in the eff?  Squirrels are great, they're fun to watch and they're pretty tasty.  Now why did God created mosquitos, I'd like to know the answer to that one.
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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2015, 10:38:36 AM »
What in the eff?  Squirrels are great, they're fun to watch and they're pretty tasty.  Now why did God created mosquitos, I'd like to know the answer to that one.
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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2015, 10:49:54 AM »
I really hate them

one lovely fall saturday last year, purplebear4, lib^7 and myself walked across campus from aggieville to a tailgate with goofy fred. while on the walk, fred pointed out every single squirrel that he saw and laughed, we came across between 10 and 20 of them. once we got to the tailgate and we got ready to go our separate ways, he turned to lib^7 and said, "i hate squirrels", laughed and walked off. it has got to be one of my top ten fred experiences. on this same walk he threatened to push lib^7 into the jardine pond.

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2015, 11:00:30 AM »
Squirrels are just rats with fluffy tails.

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2015, 11:05:01 AM »
I think maybe fred just hated me  :ohno:
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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2015, 11:40:55 AM »
What does being atheist have to do with shooting squirrels with arrows :confused:
I'm not talking about arrows, i'm talking to metalhead and Erii. It's not always about you, TBT.  ;)

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I'm just relieved that people know it's not always about you, TBT.  My parents raised me to know it is always about me!

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2015, 11:55:50 AM »
If I could have one as a pet I would. They're one of my joys walking through campus.

the right to keep squirrels was an enormous constitutional oversight.
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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2015, 12:45:06 PM »
I think maybe fred just hated me  :ohno:

Can't blame him.

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Re: Why did God create squirrels?
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2015, 05:11:21 PM »
Why do squirrels hatch from underground eggs?