attn to rick daris

[puniraptor]

if i'm in a turning only lane, do i need to use my blinker to indicate that i am turning?

[AppleJack]

Is tickling a police office illegal?

[Emo EMAW]

If I fuel up with my vehicle on the check engine light comes on. 

[wetwillie]

Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd.  I can just tear that crap up right? 

[The Big Train]

Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd.  I can just tear that crap up right?

It's a scam, if the officer didn't give you the ticket in person, it's not real. Tear that crap up!

[_33]

Got pulled over on the turnpike last month going 79 in a 75.  I am not a pretty girl or a young punk, I did not have expired tags or a tail light out, or drugs, or a warrant and I was driving a 2009 Mazda5 minivan at 10:00 in the morning on a Saturday.  Explain that one officer rick you dumb idiot.

you were speeding. next?

Jokes on you I got a warning.  In your face.  #facial

[Dr Rick Daris]

Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd.  I can just tear that crap up right?

well i mean you can obviously do whatever you want but if i were you i would start by trying not to break the law in the future and then if i did and got caught i would own up to it and pay the price. it's you're move, bateman.

[wetwillie]

Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd.  I can just tear that crap up right?

well i mean you can obviously do whatever you want but if i were you i would start by trying not to break the law in the future and then if i did and got caught i would own up to it and pay the price. it's you're move, bateman.

Thanks Rick. I'm tearing that bitch up post haste!

[Dr Rick Daris]

Daris I got a red light ticket in the mail from a neighboring suburbs pd.  I can just tear that crap up right?

well i mean you can obviously do whatever you want but if i were you i would start by trying not to break the law in the future and then if i did and got caught i would own up to it and pay the price. it's you're move, bateman.

Thanks Rick. I'm tearing that bitch up post haste!

by telling you to do whatever you want don't think i was telling you that it's ok and that you won't eventually get into trouble, because you will and in the meantime you're basically the dregs of society.

[Dr Rick Daris]

also, i mean- it's your move, bateman, dregs of humanity. who am i, ron leavitt over here? wow!

[kso_FAN]

Off rd, this not being able to talk on your cell phone thing in mhk seems silly. I get no texting, but answering a quick call? Come on.

Also, could we have some gE code where you give us a break because we are all buds? Like when the officer comes to our car we say "how fast was I goEMAW... uh, I mean going?" You hear that and you say, "okay poet warrior, steve dave, or whoever you are, keep it under 30 next time", etc.

What do you say?

[WillieWatanabe]

^^^^

I like his idea.

[pissclams]

just got this text from my attorney "your ticket has been amended to a defective equipment, non-moving violation, bro"

[Dr Rick Daris]

just got this text from my attorney "your ticket has been amended to a defective equipment, non-moving violation, bro"

in completely and totally non related news, i just got four prime 3rd base seats to the cats baseball game tonight. 

[SabiNation]

Officer Daris, how peeved would you be if some dude punched your police horse in the face?  What would you do to them?

http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/17/4896591/kansas-city-police-horse-assaulted.html

[Dr Rick Daris]

Officer Daris, how peeved would you be if some dude punched your police horse in the face?  What would you do to them?

http://www.kansascity.com/2014/03/17/4896591/kansas-city-police-horse-assaulted.html

not a laughing matter. that guy should have at the very least been ticketed and at the most thrown in the poke. i'm assuming the acting officer had a lot of other things going on at the time what w/ all the drunk houligans or he would have.