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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2012, 04:09:15 PM »
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.

You have no idea... but he got through it.



Did their team only have white players or were only whites allowed near the trophy?  Either way  :opcat:

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2012, 04:11:44 PM »
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.

You have no idea... but he got through it.



Did their team only have white players or were only whites allowed near the trophy?  Either way  :opcat:
Dude with the mauled hand was obv heiling Hitler.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2012, 06:34:35 PM »
I understand the school was quite a bit different when he was here but LMAO at the idea that he actually thought we'd hire someone that ugly and weird shaped.

They nearly made it a bylaw or something after the Prince Ron hire, but the Animal didn't want his options limited, so he made sure the "ugly and weird shaped" rule never got implemented.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2012, 06:37:33 PM »
Knock knock

Who's there?

Gary Patterson, I'm here to interview for the football coaching position.

Lol no you're not. Beat it, dork.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2012, 07:10:42 PM »
Knock knock

Who's there?

Gary Patterson, I'm here to interview for the football coaching position.

Lol no you're not. Beat it, dork.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2012, 07:21:28 PM »
Hey Patterson the dork store called.  :lol:

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2012, 07:22:50 PM »
 :lol: He's gone.
Texas Christian University coach Gary Patterson has been hired as Kansas State's 34th football coach, multiple sources have confirmed to GoPowercat.com.  Patterson replaces Ron Prince, who was fired Wednesday. - Tim Fitzgerald   Nov, 7, 2008

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2012, 08:55:58 PM »
I can't imagine how embarrassed he was when we "mushed" him.
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You have no idea... but he got through it.



Did their team only have white players or were only whites allowed near the trophy?  Either way  :opcat:
Dude with the mauled hand was obv heiling Hitler.

I think he's waving at some whore he spotted in the crowd with a camel toe...

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2012, 08:59:56 PM »
When he leaves for a real job, I'm sure we have a clause to kick them out.
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2012, 09:13:40 PM »
Why is his voice so weird?  And that haircut, my word

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2012, 09:24:38 PM »
When he leaves for a real job, I'm sure we have a clause to kick them out.

Has this been discussed?  When he leaves, they may have the worst athletics of any BCS school in the country.  Why in the hell did we add them again?

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Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2012, 11:20:14 PM »
I heard he was leaving after this season to act as a full time perp on L&O: SVU.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2012, 11:28:04 PM »
Guise, i just had a terrible thought.  We mushed the eff out of TCU when we formed the Big 12.  (Jesus man, we accepted Baylor and TTU over TCU.)  Then we shoved GPatt's fat face in his own crap when he was begging for us to hire him.  What if this is all a big conspiracy to get us back?  Gary Peterson knows his salad days in the podunk conferences is over and he can't win in the Big 12 while he's chained to TCU.  Dude will take the first job at an actual BCS school that shows any interest.  Gary is the token fat chick in the group now and he'll spread em just as soon as he gets someone drunk enough.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2012, 11:32:29 PM »
Hey Patterson the dork store called.  :lol:

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2012, 12:53:22 PM »
Do they not have belts in Ft. Worth or what's the deal?

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2012, 02:26:35 PM »



Fat guys just will not let pleated pants die.

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #43 on: November 17, 2012, 03:10:10 PM »
We wouldn't even take him to be an assistant

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2012, 11:25:14 PM »
losing to Baylor lol BAYLOR!

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Re: Laughing in Pattersons face
« Reply #45 on: November 17, 2012, 11:29:50 PM »
I know.  :facepalm: