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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2012, 01:06:33 PM »
Suppose you were forced to field Mitt Romney on the Kstate team for the OU game.  This is a two-parter:

A) what position do you put him on for offense? and

B) how do you think his hair will hold up after being in a helmet all day?

Wide Receiver split away from the action on running plays.  I don't want to know what would happen to his hair.  I'm not Romney fan, but he does have an immaculate head of hair and it would be a shame to see it "mussed."
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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2012, 01:07:32 PM »
Split End without split ends.

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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2012, 01:09:19 PM »
bill clinton is definitely joe namath
Just gets progressively more dream with age, I know.

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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2012, 01:15:57 PM »
i was going to say that they both had beards, but whatever.  see, interpretation!

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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2012, 01:22:26 PM »
Jackson is def. CK


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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2012, 01:22:52 PM »
Millard Fillmore?

Tiny, little, miniature, baby Lockett.


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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2012, 01:23:45 PM »
Jackson is def. CK

yes, jesse jackson is def CK.  and al sharpton is taco wallace

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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #32 on: September 21, 2012, 01:25:19 PM »
Jackson is def. CK

yes, jesse jackson is def CK.  and al sharpton is taco wallace
DIFFERENT JACKSON!

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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #33 on: September 21, 2012, 02:06:35 PM »
Welcome to the board Virgil! Hopefully you do better than MFW!
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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2012, 08:59:10 PM »
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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #35 on: September 21, 2012, 09:09:15 PM »
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ok folks...i see what is happening.  I'm a professional freestyler rapper, and I have mucho inspiration.


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Re: Important Pre-Game Hypothetical
« Reply #36 on: September 25, 2012, 10:26:18 AM »
i really liked this thread.