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Is your HAIR as dull and lifeless as your BRAIN?
Didn't work start at 9?
Where's your shirt?
Did you even remember to wear it?

I know you. I used to BE you. Until I discovered CHAMBRAIGNE

"SHAMPOO FOR YOUR HAIR....AND YOUR BRAIN!"
That's right Al! And here's how it works.

Other shampoos just work on your hair. But Chambraigne travels down each follicle and pours into your skull, depositing magical knowledge crystals!

"Lather your way to a new intelligence!"
With Chambraigne. The shampoo of kings!
Continued use may result in limb loss