How are you going to be the best fan you can be this year?

[Bloodfart]

Insight orgys... lots of them.

['taterblast]

i will try to sneak into the student section

[Legit Elite]

Oh, and I plan to scream at all TCU fans for wearing white at home.  They have to get this purple rivalry started correctly.

[Bloodfart]

i will try to sneak into the student section

God speed emawblast!  You always have to separate students from regular folks in an orgy.  They are like fish out of water.   I will stay behind on the elite orgy pile. 

[Katpappy]

I've had a long journey, but this year I'm going to be the best fan I can be by continuing the streak!  I have one game on the books this season and its in my backyard @TCU in their new stadium in November!  Been watching the DoD all week to get fired up!

Alright kids here's the rundown of the journey, but pay attention because there are no coincidences...keep up if you can.

Since I graduated in 2004 from the happiest place on Earth I have made a point to express my emaw by always catching at least one football game a year.  Not easy when living in Fort Worth.

2005
@Texas Tech Big, big, big, big L 0-1!
The rise of Adam James abuser.
v. Mizzou (Bill's first, last game) 1-1!
Archer TD int took me back to arrowhead for a minute.  Then I remembered Archer is like a re-re Teddy Sims similar to bud light lime v. corona

2006
@ Baylor 3-17
Freemaw helps the Cats put up 3 points in Waco!  Fat coach, fat d-lineman type quarterback, and general malaise.  Possibly the worst day and lowest point in my life.  Waco puke in my mouth. 1-2!

2007
@Auburn L
Long drive, nice town, good losing experience...am I starting to accept mediocrity? 1-3!
v. Sqwak L
(This space intentionally left blank) 1-4!
v. Mizzou L
Probably should have kicked myself in the balls instead of going to this one.  Losing at home makes me ill.  Jeremy Maclin makes me ill.  Losing all three games that I went to also makes me ill.  I lost nearly all faith.  Began referring to HC as Princess. 1-5  

2008
Got a divorce (retrospect should have been a sign)  Cats also divorce Princess.  Divorces are costly.
v. Iowa State W!!!!!!!!!! 2-5!!!!
Possibly the worst football game since the toilet bowl of the 80's.  Cold

2009
v. Sqwak emaW!
This was a great day and proof that the Earth had returned to normalcy.  Really the only game Bill needed to win to keep people happy. 3-5

2010
@ Baylor L
Went to WACKO looking for revenge.  RG3 had other plans.  2 hour storm delay...drank copious amounts of beer at bar across street from stadium under temporary tent.  In hindsight, probably one of the dumber decisions I've made, but I'm full of emaw. 3-6
v. Texas W
CK coming out party.  Many forget that this game was actually the beginning of our BACK to BACK Texas State Championships. 4-6
@North Texas W
Trolling back to .500 with a win over a UNT squad that clearly is #2 in the state of Texas. 7,000 yards combined in this game of over 10 hours.  5-6

2011
v. Texas A&M W
What better way to celebrate a 30th birthday by beating A&M in 4OTs.  We are now 1-1 all time in OT games.  Back to .500 on two accounts.  Probably the last time we ever play them.  Confidence RISING!!! 6-6 & bowl eligible!

Cotton Bowl...enough said. 

2012 TBD

Great post.  I don't think the teams know how much turmoil and heartache a fan goes through to get the exhilaration of a win.

[Legit Elite]

I had to FMP, but I guess one could make the arguement that we were Texas state champs in 2010.

[chunkles]

I'm going to host "Know Your Football Cats" events at my office every morning where I walk around my office and tell people about my cats and quiz them about CatStats throughout Cat history.  Fans of other teams sometimes enjoy the fun banter and will probably snicker at me in jest, but subconsciously I am creating a self-hatred in them so deep they will die inside their brains.  Like, level five or six deep; whichever one is limbo and has an ocean and yoda watanabe and stupid-looking cities. 

[steve dave]

I'm going to host "Know Your Football Cats" events at my office every morning where I walk around my office and tell people about my cats and quiz them about CatStats throughout Cat history.  Fans of other teams sometimes enjoy the fun banter and will probably snicker at me in jest, but subconsciously I am creating a self-hatred in them so deep they will die inside their brains.  Like, level five or six deep; whichever one is limbo and has an ocean and yoda watanabe and stupid-looking cities.

pretty great plan

[ZmoneyKSU]

I plan on be wildly over reactive in all facets of fandom. Nothing special, just the normal stuff. Meltdown at the first injury, blow up on anyone who says something critical about the Cats, and secretly allow myself to dream of Snyder holding a championship at the season's close.

I'll be overly critical of play calling, every time a run gets stuffed I'll scream "you have to throw the ball to keep the defense honest." Then as soon as we throw on a short yardage situation to surprise the defense, I'll be all, "what are you doing, run the ball, it's your strength!"

During games I will swear "it's over" or believe we're gonna lose at the first sign of adversity.  The first time Klein overthrows a WR, I will scream "play Sams!" I will hate Hubert for not being Sproles whenever he doesn't make a good play.

Then of course if the 1st loss shows up on the win/loss record I will subsequently crawl into a bottle and shut myself off from everyone around me. I will internally ridicule myself for caring too much and try to tell myself it's only a game. Then the following Saturday I'll be fired up and ready to do it all over again. #sickness

Lastly, I will drink heavily, but that's a given.

[420seriouscat69]

I plan on be wildly over reactive in all facets of fandom. Nothing special, just the normal stuff. Meltdown at the first injury, blow up on anyone who says something critical about the Cats, and secretly allow myself to dream of Snyder holding a championship at the season's close.

I'll be overly critical of play calling, every time a run gets stuffed I'll scream "you have to throw the ball to keep the defense honest." Then as soon as we throw on a short yardage situation to surprise the defense, I'll be all, "what are you doing, run the ball, it's your strength!"

During games I will swear "it's over" or believe we're gonna lose at the first sign of adversity.  The first time Klein overthrows a WR, I will scream "play Sams!" I will hate Hubert for not being Sproles whenever he doesn't make a good play.

Then of course if the 1st loss shows up on the win/loss record I will subsequently crawl into a bottle and shut myself off from everyone around me. I will internally ridicule myself for caring too much and try to tell myself it's only a game. Then the following Saturday I'll be fired up and ready to do it all over again. #sickness

Lastly, I will drink heavily, but that's a given.

[Spaces]

At the end of the National Anthem, I'm going to yell "brave!" as loud as I can and drown out all the Chief tards.

[Emo EMAW]

At the end of the National Anthem, I'm going to yell "brave!" as loud as I can and drown out all the Chief tards.

Did you just hack my IM's to a friend?  Said the same effing thing (except I called them commies).

[kslim]

i figured i'll try to cheer with a 1/4 of the enthusiasm that f3 cheered with, if i get there im off to a good start

[Spaces]

At the end of the National Anthem, I'm going to yell "brave!" as loud as I can and drown out all the Chief tards.

Did you just hack my IM's to a friend?  Said the same effing thing (except I called them commies).

Emo! great minds think!

[Spaces]

Hey, all. How do I buy a #fatty4ksu t-shirt so I can be the best fan I can be this year?

[Katpappy]

Hey, all. How do I buy a #fatty4ksu t-shirt so I can be the best fan I can be this year?

Talk to _Fan.

[Spaces]

Hey, all. How do I buy a #fatty4ksu t-shirt so I can be the best fan I can be this year?

Talk to _Fan.

He's not answering his PMs. Need this shirt for gameday!

[PurpleSleezyE]

I plan on be wildly over reactive in all facets of fandom. Nothing special, just the normal stuff. Meltdown at the first injury, blow up on anyone who says something critical about the Cats, and secretly allow myself to dream of Snyder holding a championship at the season's close.

I'll be overly critical of play calling, every time a run gets stuffed I'll scream "you have to throw the ball to keep the defense honest." Then as soon as we throw on a short yardage situation to surprise the defense, I'll be all, "what are you doing, run the ball, it's your strength!"

During games I will swear "it's over" or believe we're gonna lose at the first sign of adversity.  The first time Klein overthrows a WR, I will scream "play Sams!" I will hate Hubert for not being Sproles whenever he doesn't make a good play.

Then of course if the 1st loss shows up on the win/loss record I will subsequently crawl into a bottle and shut myself off from everyone around me. I will internally ridicule myself for caring too much and try to tell myself it's only a game. Then the following Saturday I'll be fired up and ready to do it all over again. #sickness

Lastly, I will drink heavily, but that's a given.

This literally couldn't be any closer to how I live each week. Crawl out of my world man!