How are you going to be the best fan you can be this year?

[apathycat]

pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.

Who do you hate Chunkles, you can tell us.

if apathycat exists somewhere, probably just that guy.

I don't care.

[detch23]

I'm mainly going to focus on reducing my nervous shits before games. The anxiety of big games really cuts into the enjoyment for me. I think posting regularly on goEMAW will help out also. Also buy a fatty shirt out of respect and pride then wear it every game this year.

[Katpappy]

pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.

Who do you hate Chunkles, you can tell us.

if apathycat exists somewhere, probably just that guy.

I don't care.

Great first post.   

[jc_jax]

On game day, I'll wear the same shirt I was wearing during our first win of the season, because it's lucky.  If we lose, I'll swap to a different shirt the following week.

[slobber]

Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? 

Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.

PurpleHaze said he wouldn't do it when we're on defense. It's pretty dumb to do it then. It would help the other team.

Hmm, my mistake.  I've never heard anybody counting down the playclock when we're on defense.

Me neither, just what is PurpleHaze trying to pull here.

I think he has been doing this for years, thus you do not hear people counting down the play clock when we are on defense. I am guessing that he has taken a great deal of pride in this role whereas he now specifically seeks out <ZEAL> anyone that would attempt to count down the play clock while we are on defense. If he finds someone, he sets them straight REAL quick.
Great job purplehaze! 

[shivvyman]

Wrestle away free t-shirts (shot in the stands during timeouts) from fellow fans who don't want it bad enough.

[EMAW4life-JHL]

I'll be the first to notice ANY possible fake punt or field goal and start losing my mind.  "WATCH THE FAKE!!!! ITS A FAKE ITS A FAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!

jesus christ your the messiah.

[yoga-like_abana]

Is anyone going to yell to Collin as the playclock is nearing zero? 

Well, not PurpleHaze, for some reason.

PurpleHaze said he wouldn't do it when we're on defense. It's pretty dumb to do it then. It would help the other team.

Hmm, my mistake.  I've never heard anybody counting down the playclock when we're on defense.

Me neither, just what is PurpleHaze trying to pull here.

I think he has been doing this for years, thus you do not hear people counting down the play clock when we are on defense. I am guessing that he has taken a great deal of pride in this role whereas he now specifically seeks out <ZEAL> anyone that would attempt to count down the play clock while we are on defense. If he finds someone, he sets them straight REAL quick.
Great job purplehaze! 

maybe we could all start counting down but not the actual time, say there is 10 seconds left but we start counting 5,4,3,2 uh oh gotcha! Hi5 guy behind me 

[slobber]

This place is incredible. We have to have an average IQ of at least 173.

[EMAW4life-JHL]

I'm gonna try to achieve at least 50% accuracy on double high five attempts.

sober or not sober?
theres no excuse for anything lower than 75% on sober DH5 attempts if you aren't wildcat wasted.

You are lying to yourself about how easy DH5s are in celebration situations. Especially with strangers.

My dad drilled me on it in our back yard. he would stand on the bench and imitate Wyatt calling Bishop's TD Runs. We would then DH5. Bless his soul, for now i have to high of DH5 accuracy expectations for other EMAW's. Im sorry puniraptor. I'm sorry.

[kstate16]

Afternoon games, I will sit in the student section and get sunburnt as eff on the face just to prove I was there the whole time.

[yoga-like_abana]

Afternoon games, I will sit in the student section and get sunburnt as eff on the face just to prove I was there the whole time.

this is acceptable, but only if you dress as Asbury for Halloween

[Spaces]

I won't say the F word when they bring that one song back.

[puniraptor]

I promise to absolute lose my crap when the cat train smashes the opposing teams helmet. And also when willie tackles their chump.

[DQ12]

I won't say the F word when they bring that one song back.

GREAT ONE. 

Every game I go to I'm going to real life PI anyone who does the "Motherfuckin' Wildcats!" thing.  I hate that so much.  I wince every time I hear it.

[puniraptor]

I won't say the F word when they bring that one song back.

GREAT ONE. 

Every game I go to I'm going to real life PI anyone who does the "Motherfuckin' Wildcats!" thing.  I hate that so much.  I wince every time I hear it.

hey hey waddaya say lets get mumped up is still cool though right?

[DQ12]

well, i prefer the "let's get drunk" version more, but it's early enough in the pregame that i don't think it matters all that much.

[Katpappy]

pray hard all rough ridin' day and not just pussy ones but real hard prayers where i cry tears of hate.

Who do you hate Chunkles, you can tell us.

if apathycat exists somewhere, probably just that guy.

Why do you hate apathycat?  Is it because he is height restricted like Mantooth?  Chunkles, please do not hate on midgets.  TIA

[Dugout DickStone]

My pennies will be WHITE hot this year.     <---- except flicking molten pennies with hand

[Emo EMAW]

Sacrifice a meat goat in my driveway.

[Gooch]

Moved into a new sec this year due to construction. Really looking forward to annoying new tucks with my goEMAW antics.

[Katpappy]

This place is incredible. We have to have an average IQ of at least 173.

OK, who got the 1, the 7, and the 3.  I'll tell ya, not me. 

[Legit Elite]

I've had a long journey, but this year I'm going to be the best fan I can be by continuing the streak!  I have one game on the books this season and its in my backyard @TCU in their new stadium in November!  Been watching the DoD all week to get fired up!

Alright kids here's the rundown of the journey, but pay attention because there are no coincidences...keep up if you can.

Since I graduated in 2004 from the happiest place on Earth I have made a point to express my emaw by always catching at least one football game a year.  Not easy when living in Fort Worth.

2005
@Texas Tech Big, big, big, big L 0-1!
The rise of Adam James abuser.
v. Mizzou (Bill's first, last game) 1-1!
Archer TD int took me back to arrowhead for a minute.  Then I remembered Archer is like a re-re Teddy Sims similar to bud light lime v. corona

2006
@ Baylor 3-17
Freemaw helps the Cats put up 3 points in Waco!  Fat coach, fat d-lineman type quarterback, and general malaise.  Possibly the worst day and lowest point in my life.  Waco puke in my mouth. 1-2!

2007
@Auburn L
Long drive, nice town, good losing experience...am I starting to accept mediocrity? 1-3!
v. Sqwak L
(This space intentionally left blank) 1-4!
v. Mizzou L
Probably should have kicked myself in the balls instead of going to this one.  Losing at home makes me ill.  Jeremy Maclin makes me ill.  Losing all three games that I went to also makes me ill.  I lost nearly all faith.  Began referring to HC as Princess. 1-5  

2008
Got a divorce (retrospect should have been a sign)  Cats also divorce Princess.  Divorces are costly.
v. Iowa State W!!!!!!!!!! 2-5!!!!
Possibly the worst football game since the toilet bowl of the 80's.  Cold

2009
v. Sqwak emaW!
This was a great day and proof that the Earth had returned to normalcy.  Really the only game Bill needed to win to keep people happy. 3-5

2010
@ Baylor L
Went to WACKO looking for revenge.  RG3 had other plans.  2 hour storm delay...drank copious amounts of beer at bar across street from stadium under temporary tent.  In hindsight, probably one of the dumber decisions I've made, but I'm full of emaw. 3-6
v. Texas W
CK coming out party.  Many forget that this game was actually the beginning of 6 game winning streak over Texas teams and our 8,000 something game winning streak over Texas. 4-6
@North Texas W
Trolling back to .500 with a win over a UNT squad that clearly is #2 in the state of Texas. 7,000 yards combined in this game of over 10 hours.  5-6

2011
v. Texas A&M W
What better way to celebrate a 30th birthday by beating A&M in 4OTs.  We are now 1-1 all time in OT games.  Back to .500 on two accounts.  Probably the last time we ever play them.  Confidence RISING!!! 6-6 & bowl eligible!

Cotton Bowl...enough said. 

2012 TBD

[puniraptor]

Holy crap.

[WildcatNkilt]

This seems like a great thread to announce I made/bought custom converse shoes for game days.  They are purple with "EMAW" embroidered on the side.  Will post pics when I get them in the mail in 2-3 weeks.