professional opinions wanted

[AbeFroman]

What kind of felony are we talking here? Like, felony assault? Rape?

Or was it white collar, like stealing an identity or destroying a mailbox? Seems like an important question.

[yoga-like_abana]

I was thinking college ave, too.  Was it Browning?

B I N G O

[CNS]

Also, sometimes shitty moms keep custody for the financial benefit.  Try offering her a buyout...

I hadn't thought of this.  could be a good plan.

No mother in their right mind would ever accept a buyout. Think about what happens when that kid turns 18.

"Well, mommy used to really want you to be a part of her life and help raise you well, but daddy offered her a bunch of money up front so that you could live with him. So, yeah, mommy just saw you as a golden ticket to a couple g's but I bet she still loves you and stuff."

Hire a good lawyer if it means that much to you.

Consider yourself lucky, if you had a 15 year old daughter when you were going through a divorce, she would automatically turn out to be a hooker. 100% of the time.

I don't think you read the part of my post about a "shitty mom". 

I know several that won't let their kids live with dad because of the govt checks they get for housing them.  The mothers themselves have said this.

Shitty moms couldn't care less what their kid thinks when they turn 18.

[Mr Bread]

I never would have guessed having a kid with a low-class slut would lead to troubles later in life.  The more you know courtesy of goEMAW.com.  Thanks bro.  I shan't be making this mistake as I shan't being sharing my seed with trashy broads.   And I'm off to a life of continued success! 

[Dugout DickStone]

I never would have guessed having a kid with a low-class slut would lead to troubles later in life.  The more you know courtesy of goEMAW.com.  Thanks bro.  I shan't be making this mistake as I shan't being sharing my seed with trashy broads.   And I'm off to a life of continued success! 

Whores get pregnant bro.  Just read the Bible

[Mr Bread]

I never would have guessed having a kid with a low-class slut would lead to troubles later in life.  The more you know courtesy of goEMAW.com.  Thanks bro.  I shan't be making this mistake as I shan't being sharing my seed with trashy broads.   And I'm off to a life of continued success! 

Whores get pregnant bro.  Just read the Bible

Not by me they don't.  I learned from louie's terrible, terrible mistake.   

[eastcat]

If you need an attorney in Manhattan I know one you shouldn't hire.


Ironically I have to go take a drug test today, but it's unrelated. 

[pissclams]

case in point, counter-point.  objection overruled. 
you clowns realize that it's louie who is the convicted felon don't you?

this thread was an elaborate scheme masterminded by louie and his jailhouse buds to figure out the next move of his wife (who spends her days volunteering at a local hospice) and her new boyfriend who, despite spending the last 5 years as a Seminarian, can't break his taste for the flesh.  they're going to court and sweet lou is attempting to gain leverage over his ex, hoping to abscond money from her and that priest boyfriend of hers.

sometimes this place scares me.  forest for the trees type crap.  smh.

it's a fugazi, and you clowns fell for it hook, line and sinker.  what a joke

[Pete]

Also, sometimes shitty moms keep custody for the financial benefit.  Try offering her a buyout...

I hadn't thought of this.  could be a good plan.

No mother in their right mind would ever accept a buyout. Think about what happens when that kid turns 18.

"Well, mommy used to really want you to be a part of her life and help raise you well, but daddy offered her a bunch of money up front so that you could live with him. So, yeah, mommy just saw you as a golden ticket to a couple g's but I bet she still loves you and stuff."

Hire a good lawyer if it means that much to you.

Consider yourself lucky, if you had a 15 year old daughter when you were going through a divorce, she would automatically turn out to be a hooker. 100% of the time.

I don't think you read the part of my post about a "shitty mom". 

I know several that won't let their kids live with dad because of the govt checks they get for housing them.  The mothers themselves have said this.

Shitty moms couldn't care less what their kid thinks when they turn 18.

I know a few people in social services in various places.  They routinely come across mothers that let their boyfriends rape their kids, and other horrible things such as that, etc.

[wetwillie]

Also, sometimes shitty moms keep custody for the financial benefit.  Try offering her a buyout...

I hadn't thought of this.  could be a good plan.

No mother in their right mind would ever accept a buyout. Think about what happens when that kid turns 18.

"Well, mommy used to really want you to be a part of her life and help raise you well, but daddy offered her a bunch of money up front so that you could live with him. So, yeah, mommy just saw you as a golden ticket to a couple g's but I bet she still loves you and stuff."

Hire a good lawyer if it means that much to you.

Consider yourself lucky, if you had a 15 year old daughter when you were going through a divorce, she would automatically turn out to be a hooker. 100% of the time.

I don't think you read the part of my post about a "shitty mom". 

I know several that won't let their kids live with dad because of the govt checks they get for housing them.  The mothers themselves have said this.

Shitty moms couldn't care less what their kid thinks when they turn 18.

I know a few people in social services in various places.  They routinely come across mothers that let their boyfriends rape their kids, and other horrible things such as that, etc.

Yea Precious wasn't exactly an uplifting movie, wish I would have rotten tomatoes that crap

[Rage Against the McKee]

Also, sometimes shitty moms keep custody for the financial benefit.  Try offering her a buyout...

I hadn't thought of this.  could be a good plan.

No mother in their right mind would ever accept a buyout. Think about what happens when that kid turns 18.

"Well, mommy used to really want you to be a part of her life and help raise you well, but daddy offered her a bunch of money up front so that you could live with him. So, yeah, mommy just saw you as a golden ticket to a couple g's but I bet she still loves you and stuff."

Hire a good lawyer if it means that much to you.

Consider yourself lucky, if you had a 15 year old daughter when you were going through a divorce, she would automatically turn out to be a hooker. 100% of the time.

I don't think you read the part of my post about a "shitty mom". 

I know several that won't let their kids live with dad because of the govt checks they get for housing them.  The mothers themselves have said this.

Shitty moms couldn't care less what their kid thinks when they turn 18.

I know a few people in social services in various places.  They routinely come across mothers that let their boyfriends rape their kids, and other horrible things such as that, etc.

Yea Precious wasn't exactly an uplifting movie, wish I would have rotten tomatoes that crap

It got excellent reviews on rotten tomatoes.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Professional opinions 

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

In my professional opinion you should plant a tree.  But I don't know if that helps your situation.

I'm a landscape designer

[kim carnes]

Modz.  lock this thread NOW!

[gato montes]

Joder. Is this what this site has come to now. Why the eff eff are you bringing these grievances to the board. Get a rough ridin' life and deal with it. You knocked a chick up. If you want to be a part of their life do it. Jesus wept.

[puniraptor]

Maybe go make another kid and cross your fingers for better baby momma luck this time round

[louie]

New bf got charged with assault on a police officer. I already have an attorney, for what I'm paying he better be good.

Life lesson- chicks know when they're about to get shown the door, don't believe them when they say "it's ok I'm on the pill"...

I apoligize for putting this thread out there for those who don't seem to enjoy it. I already know what friends and family have to say, was just getting the opinion of fellow wildcats.