Advice

[steve dave]

bbs'ing:  we have a fantastic search function, that's forever (until we eff the place over and the better posters have to start their own bbs)

[Bloodfart]

god made dirt and dirt don't hurt

[TBL]

If there's a rat in the hole, there sure ain't a snake in the hole.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

If a pit bull romances your leg, fake an orgasm.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

[Bloodfart]

Try choking it.

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

Perfect is the enemy of good.  -- Voltaire

Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man.  -- ZZ Top

[Cartierfor3]

Tell your friends you love them.  Tell your family you love them.

[pissclams]

hug a bear, bear a hug

[mocat]

Don't punch a gift horse in the mouth or whatever.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

It means just shut up and say thank you for a gift instead of trying to find its flaws and imperfections.

[mocat]

We're all on our way out. Act accordingly.

[Bloodfart]

What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.