This one time, a bunch of Southern Miss fans asked my favorite player where his green card was. Here's the best part; he's American.
Probably speaks more correct English than they do.
Also: Ran into some So. Miss fans today before the game. I tried to avoid talking to them, but they came up and tried to talk X's and O's with me. After I explained why K-State was superior in most ways to So. Miss, they got all upset and stuff. One saw my name on the Credit Card and decided he'd tell me to stop "eatin' all of our taters, Paddy!" and that I should "Jump on that floatin raft boat you sailed over here on". I figured this anti-Irish sentiment died in the 1860's, but boy was I wrong. Later, I found a burning cross in my yard and a note asking for my green card.
