My eye doctor is way too enthusiastic about being an eye doctor.
that reminds me of my favorite and best eye doctor joke-
a guy walks into his eye doctor's office and sits down. the eye doctor walks into the room and says, "what's the problem today that you need help with?", the patient begins to reply to the doctor- "well doc, my eyes have been giving me a lot of problems recently, so I" then his eye doctor abruptly cuts him off mid-sentence and screams "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT, I'M BLIND!"

love that joke so much.