Canadian guy I know, you don't know him because he lives in Canada, had a burning sensation when he peed. So, he went and had the entire battery of tests done. Welp, it turned out he had a bladder infection, and not an STD. He was relieved and stuff, but nothing can take away the memory of that old lady nurse sticking a ginormous quetip down his junk. That's what he says anyway. go cats.