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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2011, 04:16:01 PM »
I'm seeing Katy Perry and Scarlett Johansson going at it....    

That's all I've got so far.

That's fine.  We are really just brainstorming right now.  Obviously, I would need you to storyboard this at some point.  But for now just let the ideas fly.

anyone able to engineer a method for installing a sybian on a giraffe?

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2011, 04:18:01 PM »
Guys, now I'm just throwing this out there......but you know who's probably available for this commercial(s) and probably wouldn't charge much?

4 words, 1 name.




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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2011, 04:18:20 PM »
...also, would be kinda fun to do one of those "To see the rest of this sexually provocative commerical, visit...." things, but then maybe just direct everyone to the Aggieville Creepster thread.

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2011, 05:28:51 PM »
To be truly elite, I say we do it in 3D. So I'm seeing a Katpak headed T-Rex running through the jungle chasing an attractive scantily fur-clad woman.  She comes to a clearing where a time portal exists and jumps through it just before the T-Rex catches her.   (Flash forward) She arrives in the future, where a monkey swings from a tree saving her from the Aggieville Creepster, and later teaches her to use the internet to post on the elite goEMAW.com.  James Jones then voices over "goEMAW.com, elite posts only or you'll be dinner."

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2011, 05:41:54 PM »
This but with Aggieville Creepster's face


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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2011, 05:48:28 PM »
This but with Aggieville Creepster's face



It will be perfect to use the year 2012 instead of 1984. Show Fitz making the world end, then the katpak head, with his monkey sidekicks, destroying Fitz. Then a screen shot of the homepage of goEMAW.com with scrolling text that says "In January 2010, Kansas State fans introduced goEMAW.com. Fans saw why 2012 would not be like "2012".

I do, however, also enjoy signcat's idea.

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2011, 05:55:27 PM »
Road trip footage from fatty's upcoming jaunt to Boulder.

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2011, 05:59:06 PM »
Small boy gently frolics on the shoreline. Calf high socks match his off white colored boat shoes. Boy wears the best head of sandy blonde hair ever seen. His hunter green colored polo displays a collar that is popped. Tucked orderly into the front, yet not the back. Boy is clearly an elitist and probably vacations in Europe.  

Effortlessly skipping the flat rocks left handed, the boy soothingly says with a smile "goEMAW.com I yearn for you."  
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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2011, 07:19:52 PM »
Whatever _33 wants to do.

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2011, 07:30:31 PM »
Needs some scary clowns. Everyone hates them, but no one wants to look away. 'OMG did you see that commercial with those clowns?!  Totally HATE scary clowns. What was that site again?'

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2011, 08:02:02 PM »
Any of you guys think we should go with a celeb endorsement?  James Franco's agent won't stop calling.

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2011, 08:55:12 PM »
Alright guys, I've been busy and away some of the past two days, but where did this monkey crap come from?

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2011, 09:06:35 PM »
Alright guys, I've been busy and away some of the past two days, but where did this monkey cac come from?

He is not a monkey.  He is a damn fine actor.  He is nominated for an Oscar.

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2011, 09:07:28 PM »
Any of you guys think we should go with a celeb endorsement?  James Franco's agent won't stop calling.

I can't vouch for James...but i do know his younger brother is up for it. He's a real up and comer. Looking for his big break.
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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2011, 10:37:18 PM »
Any of you guys think we should go with a celeb endorsement?  James Franco's agent won't stop calling.

d00d....did you miss my post where I said we should use Macho Man Randy Savage?

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2011, 10:50:36 PM »
Would terry pierce count as a celeb endorsement?

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2011, 11:46:14 PM »
Would terry pierce count as a celeb endorsement?

I'll bet he charges more than he's worth

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2011, 09:48:15 AM »
Will Farrel is VERY interested.  Wants to do kind of a Mobatu character but be LHC Bill Snyder with a gold tie/Nike Cortezs.

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2011, 01:49:50 PM »
I heard Arnold Swartsinegger wasn't doing much these days.  Maybe he could do a few things with this production.

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Re: goEMAW.com Super Bowl ad
« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2011, 02:03:24 PM »
I heard Arnold Swartsinegger wasn't doing much these days.  Maybe he could do a few things with this production.

Maybe for ksufans.com.  We are a lot more elite than that guy.