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Kansas State Football / Re: I want to punch Bill Connelly square on the nose right now.
« on: September 16, 2019, 06:34:51 PM »
He has to say it's working because he has no value otherwise. The college football season too short to provide much insightful data.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 16, 2019, 05:47:22 PM »
Cake lady - Amber Portwood

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 16, 2019, 03:47:17 PM »
I'll have to get to cake lady later. Gotta go!

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 16, 2019, 03:43:32 PM »
Quote from: meow meow on September 16, 2019, 03:40:26 PM
i knew HRP was hot

45% match. There are definitely more than some superficial similarities there.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 16, 2019, 03:35:36 PM »
Okay, these are match results from starbyface. (And are pretty good IMO! Minus all the GLAMOUR, obviously.)

chum1 - Seth Rogen


GG - Saoirse Ronan


D2 - Peter Weller


Owner/CEO - James Remar


HRP - Jenna Elfman


FG - Camilla Belle


NG1 - Bailee Madison

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Kansas State Football / Re: Media hates us, we get no respect, keep the chip on our shoulder thread
« on: September 16, 2019, 12:59:07 PM »
Quote from: 420seriouscat69 on September 16, 2019, 12:42:51 PM

Does this mean he thinks Boston College is really good? Quite a response. Lol.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 16, 2019, 12:07:37 PM »
I must've unknowingly drank a magic potion or something.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 16, 2019, 12:07:07 PM »
HRP just came into our room, talked to GG without really having anything to say, seemed to linger around a bit, and then stuck her tongue out at me and smiled as she left the room. Dear lord.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Ron Prince Tracker
« on: September 16, 2019, 08:32:09 AM »
0-3


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Kansas State Football / Re: Ron Prince Tracker
« on: September 16, 2019, 08:31:40 AM »
Forgot last week's final.


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Kansas State Football / Re: Knowles return
« on: September 16, 2019, 08:20:54 AM »
Quote from: EMAWzifried on September 14, 2019, 09:27:09 PM
His excelleration from the 10 to 20 is breatntaking. How fast is this kid?

Yeah, he just teleported himself past the entire coverage team right there. Captain of the All-Burner team.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Miss. St game thread.
« on: September 15, 2019, 05:53:16 PM »
Plenty of of shoving, leg twisting, etc. after the play is over stuff as well. Also had a hit way out of bounds and a hit on a clearly sliding QB.

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA
« on: September 14, 2019, 09:30:36 PM »
Lol. Vaping is super MAGA.

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is GOOD
« on: September 14, 2019, 07:57:11 AM »

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 13, 2019, 05:34:03 PM »
Not under the table! It was arm wrestling!

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA
« on: September 13, 2019, 03:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Spracne on September 13, 2019, 03:03:09 PM
Quote from: chum1 on September 13, 2019, 09:08:12 AM
Not realizing that threatening someone is often a crime is extremely MAGA.
Are you suggesting that dude committed a crime?

Depending on factors like the particular state's law and how it was taken, that could absolutely be a crime.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 13, 2019, 01:30:51 PM »
Quote from: meow meow on September 13, 2019, 01:12:32 PM
maybe you guys grinding on each other and holding hands while she gave you eff me eyes was inappropriate, but who am i to say

Sure, in a sense. Someone wouldn't get fired as a direct result of it, though.

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is hurting
« on: September 13, 2019, 01:18:02 PM »
I'd always assumed that pretty much everyone was in agreement that LSU won in spite of Miles because of incredible Louisiana high school football talent. As such, I'm sort of surprised that anyone is giving him a chance to do anything but suck at KU.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 13, 2019, 01:02:16 PM »
Quote from: michigancat on September 13, 2019, 12:48:35 PM
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I butt in to be a smart ass and facetiously say that she'd be SO beautiful no matter her hair color.

Uhhhhhh

Hmm. Sounds inappropriate? I said it to the group with a big smile. She replied that I always had a kind, HR appropriate response for everything. I don't think she was being sarcastic.  :dunno:

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: Will this election process take down FOX news?
« on: September 13, 2019, 12:49:21 PM »
hot


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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: chum1's dumb job stories
« on: September 13, 2019, 12:13:40 PM »
Happy hour last night. First time in a long time. We drank a LOT. I honestly couldn't tell you how many I had. 4? 5? 6???

Drink 1, everything is pretty cordial. Tentative, bland jokes not worth remembering. I find myself chit chatting with HRP (#2 in the company).

Drink 2, things are getting louder and a little more lively. Somehow, not just our group, but the entire bar started singing happy birthday to NG1. Women talk about hair color, HRP talks about how terrible she looks with dark hair, I butt in to be a smart ass and facetiously say that she'd be SO beautiful no matter her hair color.

Drink 3, things start to get a bit boisterous. Women start laughing loudly about how much boob they're comfortable with their clothes exposing. "All but the nipple" was one answer. Someone from our group doesn't recognize someone else from our group and acts like a seat is taken. We make fun of her and people obnoxiously laugh so loud I'm certain you could hear it throughout the entire sprawling, winding restaurant. HRP slides over close to me and our bodies start bumping into each other in various places.

Drink 4, things take an emotional turn. NG1 talks about how an ex boyfriend, the love of her life at the time, threatened her and then held a gun to the side of her head and shot it. She is in therapy.

Drink ?, things start to get sloppy. HRP is blabbing away and the woman across from me is giggling uncontrollably. I lean over and ask if she's laughing at the way HRP is slurring her speech. Yes. HRP reaches out and pushes on my upper arm with her fingers, as though she is geniunely curious to feel my muscle, and makes no attempt to hide it.

Drink ?, I find myself across the table from HRP getting ready to arm wrestle. I make her do the grip with the lower hands. We squeeze both pairs of hands together tight. I look up and she is looking right into my eyes. I stare back at her. I smile. She just keeps intently looking into my eyes in a way that I unsuccessfully tried to rationalize as anything other than sexual desire. I let her win. Of course.

Drink ?, by this time, there were only four from our group left. Two people we'd done business with in the past just happened to walk in and joined us. I told one that I remembered he was from Canada. He started talking about being out of town some Monday because it was Canadian Thanksgiving or something. On a rough ridin' Monday. I told everyone that was total bullshit and that he was lying. And that seemed like a good time for me to leave.

The End

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The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit / Re: MAGA
« on: September 13, 2019, 09:08:12 AM »
Not realizing that threatening someone is often a crime is extremely MAGA.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: book recommendations
« on: September 13, 2019, 09:01:01 AM »
Fleishman Is in Trouble is a really incredible novel about marriage, divorce, and getting older these days. Top 10 out of the last 100 books I've read.

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Kansas State Football / Re: KU football is hurting
« on: September 13, 2019, 08:05:47 AM »
I would be extremely grateful if someone started a LES MILES WTF thread.

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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Hilarious Things At Your Office
« on: September 12, 2019, 07:47:47 AM »
Got a wink in the hallway from cake lady this morning.  :fatty:

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