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Tell your Arkansas neighbors to try bathing
Tell Kansas women to buy tampons instead of using their socks. At least when they travel to a bowl game. Gruesome discovery about your people in Memphis.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Reasons to Hate: Kansas State
« on: December 31, 2015, 07:32:01 PM »
Who can hate Kansas State? It's like hating a burn victim or a special needs child or the children left behind when both parents get busted for the meth lab in the home. 

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I am convinced Google doesn't exist in Arkansas :frown:

Used to live in Silicon Valley and I know Google usually only provides search engine access to communities (and states) that have literacy rates greater than 10%. I would've bet Arkansas was above that but obviously shouldn't have assumed. I bet they're not far below 10% though.
We're at 7.5%, but we are about to overtake Mississippi with our implementation of Common Core.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Liberty Bowl
« on: December 24, 2015, 06:18:09 PM »
Real quick, 2 things I find interesting/hilarious:

- K-State doesn't give a flying eff about bowl games and still has a higher winning percentage in them than Arky.

Back that up, chief.
KSU has only been to 18 bowl games? I had a little respect for you until I read that. Wow
Arkansas
Postseason bowl record   14–23–3 (.388)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkansas_Razorbacks_football

Kansas State
Postseason bowl record   7–11 (.389)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_State_Wildcats_football

Its like you guys aren't even trying to be informed.

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What a strange way of attempting to troll.

"Hey guys, let's go over to the other team's message board and tell them how bigoted and homophobic we are!"



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Our message board is so quiet due to the lack of a quality opponent, we have nothing better to do.

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Have a friend who went to FSU then Duke.  He is mocking me for playing such a bush league school.

 :frown:

Janitor jobs at both of those universities?  Cool!  You run in important circles, don't you?

You don't what it means to go to a school?  Figures

 :confused:

Does Bert Bielema go to Arkansas?

Does Bob Snyder go to K-State?
I thought Tom Snyder, the talk show host, was the coach. I realize he died a few years ago, but knew that wouldn't eliminate him from coaching K-State. What a letdown.

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Can you blame them?  The bright city lights of Memphis and its indoor plumbing is probably the greatest display of extravagance many of them will see in their lifetime.  You bet they're excited

Can you imagine it?  I can:

They have indoor plumbing in Memphis? This trip just keeps getting better!

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Nice block in the back at the negative 45 right as he catches the punt.

 :dubious:

Block was clearly in the front.  But since KSU players are dickless and their fronts look suspiciously like their backs, I can understand the confusion.
That front-butt on Kansas women confuses the hell out of me. 

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He didn't win a championship, but he was hell on crap teams (yours included) and for that, we are proud of him.

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who is joe adams?
This guy. Maybe you didn't watch football back then.

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The Cotton Bowl was exciting. We didn't know we would win. Thanks for kicking it to Joe Adams, by the way. This bowl, not so exciting. We know your ass is kicked before we kick it. Just showing up to support the Hogs. Can't we all get along?   

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I'm confused about the calling of the hogs stuff. I've seen videos of coaches doing it. I think if saw it a bunch more times, it would probably start to sink in for me. I love Bill Clinton, though.

We don't.

i bet his cousins do though and by that i mean they are all from arkansas and have sex together cause incest in your state. omg. bam!  :lol:
I get the feeling you might be "special" and now I feel bad for anything I have typed. Tell your friend I did not know, and good night.   

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Probably not a lot of "SEC", but a lot of hog calling as we score repeatedly.

oh so you're sharing a hotel room with your cousin, huh?  :Woot: :Woot: :Woot: :lol:
No, your's

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Facts: Arkansas drew a crap opponent, but the selection committee had the good sense to put them in a bowl close enough to home to draw Razorback fans. It's business. Enjoy Memphis.   

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Probably not a lot of "SEC", but a lot of hog calling as we score repeatedly.

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