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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: goEMAW ticket exchange thread
« on: January 09, 2013, 06:51:34 PM »
I'm looking for 4 tickets to the OU game on the 19th. Thanks!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: the official harry potter love thread
« on: November 21, 2010, 07:28:04 AM »Odds on whether or not we would like to MrsJoker/Hermione's beaver? I'll go high and say 3%
Never seen MrsJoker, I take it?
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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Sandstorm tonight
« on: November 20, 2010, 09:32:55 PM »Somebody has emawkid as an avatar. Here's the other two:
ME!! Do you want the pic or a gif? Or do you still want it at all?? j-von's is pretty sweet.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: the official harry potter love thread
« on: November 17, 2010, 02:56:32 PM »Sounds like Joker sucksLess than a week til the Deathly Hallows comes out!!!!!!
LESS THAN A WEEK
Missed this thread the first time around. We named our cat Hermione. My wife just suggested that she go to the midnight showing as Hermione with Hermione and sneak the cat in. Need to get, like, a cat wand or something
Ha! That's amazing. My friend and I dressed up like Hermione when we went to get the 7th book.
Lol. He doesn't want to battle it out with everyone at the midnight showing. We're gonna go later on...but if he thinks that will deter me from dressing up, he's wrong! I'm STILL going to dress like Hermione, whether he likes it or not!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: the official harry potter love thread
« on: November 14, 2010, 09:42:14 AM »Less than a week til the Deathly Hallows comes out!!!!!!
LESS THAN A WEEK
Missed this thread the first time around. We named our cat Hermione. My wife just suggested that she go to the midnight showing as Hermione with Hermione and sneak the cat in. Need to get, like, a cat wand or something
Ha! That's amazing. My friend and I dressed up like Hermione when we went to get the 7th book.
I would totally dress up like her again and go to the midnight showing if Joker would let me. 
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: What poster will you be dressing up as for Halloween?
« on: October 28, 2010, 08:47:44 AM »Looks like SOMEBODY is on diaper duty indefinitely!
Ha! And this will be different for me how??
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: What poster will you be dressing up as for Halloween?
« on: October 27, 2010, 07:33:51 PM »
Joker
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
« on: October 26, 2010, 12:55:08 PM »Gonna have to stick with Mrs. Joker on this one.
NOT smart!! 
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
« on: October 22, 2010, 08:49:46 AM »more to come later. stay tuned.Vandalizing private property.
you don't say? wow, great "story".
i am NOT falling for this.
daris #2 aka the subway years- worked at a "subway" in highschool. we went skiing our senior year and "borrowed" 80 strips of precooked bacon to have for breakfast. also used to ring up footlongs (expensive ones with "double meat"), then "unring" them up and take the money and pocket it. only did this once a night. we'd wait for a "whale" to come in and them BAM! called it "making tips". also used to fill up cards with stamps and then take them to road highschool bball and fball games and use it to eat for free.
Totally used to fill up the cards with stamps, too...then we'd sell them. (It was my big sister's idea) Should have thought to ring up expensive footlongs, then unring them! I bet we could have made more than with our stamped cards.
Got in trouble for playing hide-and-seek one night, too. I was hiding on top of one of the fridges, and was apparently blocking a camera! Boss came storming in and yelled at me. Did he have some secret look-out from his basement or WHAT?!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: How long does your gf/fiancee/wife's daily recap take?
« on: September 23, 2010, 11:08:55 AM »My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.
YES!!!!! Sounds exactly like mine.Quote
I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.
The administrator rants are the worst. Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day. Was hell with that one the last couple years.
Your wife must not teach middle school in the ghe-tto. Still awaiting Joker's reply... Have the feeling it will look like this: (me)
(him)
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Fried Egg Sammiches
« on: September 23, 2010, 10:57:08 AM »Mrs. Joker makes a mean fried egg sammich. Over easy with cheese and bacon. Of course salt and pepper while cooking the eggs.
Thanks, babe! I'll make you one when you come home for lunch!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: the official harry potter love thread
« on: September 20, 2010, 08:57:09 AM »
Harry Potter books If I was gonna hook up with one, though, it would definitely be Ron.
Anyone see the trailer for part 1 of the Deathly Hallows??
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« on: August 19, 2010, 10:53:21 AM »Oh mos def. should have called him out when you were posting him up. shouldve said 'what is that it feels like a penis only smaller.'One time, I was playing against one of those shorter, 40-something fellas at the rec. The only defense he had was to grab my arms when I shot. So, I posted up on him with a pretty strong elbow to the chest...just to show him who's boss.
Thanks for bringing this back around to the original topic! Yes, you were well within your rights. You also should have made a disparaging comment about his 1) appearance 2) penis size/fracking ability and then brought it back to your original point with a Freud shout-out filling in the gaps. That or just kneed him in the balls and called him a loser.
I actually have made quite a few penis size comments to guys that seem to have the small-guy syndrome. He was no exception. It's always entertaining.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« on: August 19, 2010, 10:49:17 AM »city park, lets go!
Bring it! I could take you in high school...and I can take you now!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Wish I could carry a purse
« on: August 01, 2010, 11:11:22 PM »
The only way you should carry a murse is if you are gay or have a wife. That way, she's bound to you by law and you're harder to break up with. But, if my hubby came to me with the murse idea, I'd offer to carry his stuff anytime in my purse. He already stashes his stuff in there anyway. Leave the bags to the women. Wear cargo shorts with lots of pockets. Much more appealing than a murse.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« on: June 30, 2010, 10:30:45 PM »
One time, I was playing against one of those shorter, 40-something fellas at the rec. The only defense he had was to grab my arms when I shot. So, I posted up on him with a pretty strong elbow to the chest...just to show him who's boss. Welp, he pushed in the back with both hands! So, I jumped up and knocked him in the chest and told him what a BIG man he was to go pushin girls around! (Yes, I'm 6'2 and he was like...5'9 or something...so what?! Unfair fight? Probably. Deserving? Definitely.) We both had to leave for the night. Anyone else ever got kicked out of the rec?? I know my husband's so proud...
Welp, he pushed in the back with both hands! So, I jumped up and knocked him in the chest and told him what a BIG man he was to go pushin girls around! (Yes, I'm 6'2 and he was like...5'9 or something...so what?! Unfair fight? Probably. Deserving? Definitely.) We both had to leave for the night. Anyone else ever got kicked out of the rec?? I know my husband's so proud...
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Elite cell phone peeps
« on: April 17, 2010, 08:39:59 PM »
Does anyone know how much of Kansas has 4g coverage??
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Elite cell phone peeps
« on: April 17, 2010, 02:59:57 PM »
Please continue to tell my hubby that he needs the EVO! That's the one I want! 
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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Eight Things That Always Happen During March Madness
« on: March 17, 2010, 10:54:12 PM »
Uuuhhh ......you boys are gross. 
However, it's obvious you're pretty hard-up for some action, so you should try KU. I hear there's a girl that'll do whatever if you give her the right tickets??
However, it's obvious you're pretty hard-up for some action, so you should try KU. I hear there's a girl that'll do whatever if you give her the right tickets??
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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Eight Things That Always Happen During March Madness
« on: March 17, 2010, 12:52:23 PM »So true, I won the bracket challenge last year. And, I'm a girl that played collegiate ball. (All you haters of wbb out there, comments aside, please! Actually, I don't mind them. In a lot of cases, they're true.) I'm pretty sure the P.E. teachers and mostly my husband are still bitter about the whole ordeal. Wouldn't be surprised if I go in and find a few of my picks changed at 11:59am tomorrow... March Madness; the most wonderful time of the year!
A lady on the boards? Does. Not. Compute.
A lady who played collegiate ball and is married to a man?
Yeah, I was even one with long hair!
I'll try to keep my girly comments to myself...don't worry, fellas. I mostly get on here for entertainment purposes. Thanks for not having me blocked!....yet....
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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Eight Things That Always Happen During March Madness
« on: March 17, 2010, 12:16:21 PM »
So true, I won the bracket challenge last year. And, I'm a girl that played collegiate ball. (All you haters of wbb out there, comments aside, please! Actually, I don't mind them. In a lot of cases, they're true.) I'm pretty sure the P.E. teachers and mostly my husband are still bitter about the whole ordeal. Wouldn't be surprised if I go in and find a few of my picks changed at 11:59am tomorrow... March Madness; the most wonderful time of the year!
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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: PW
« on: March 16, 2010, 08:42:21 PM »Good stuff, although I think you need a warning before the last 45 seconds, "if you have a pacemaker or are pregnant or get seizures please stop watching now", otherwise pretty good
True dat! I'm pretty sure I just had 3 contractions!
On a totally unrelated note - Have you all filled out your women's NCAA brackets yet?? I know you all love women's bb sooooooooooo much!
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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Squawkers-truds thread
« on: March 12, 2010, 08:02:14 PM »
Geez, why does Aldrich like to hump other guys so much?? Every time he sets a screen, he always gives a little "extra." I know he has a missing tooth, and is probably pretty hard up for some action, but seriously! He's gross.
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