crimes you have committed (allegedly)

[Dr Rick Daris]

me...

1. when i was 18, some friends and i once got a squeeze bottle of salt water and shot it into the coin return of a vending machine of the old manhattan holiday inn holidome. currently the clarion inn. got like twenty bucks in change. split it up evenly and we each had a couple of weeks worth of free 52 cent daras refills.

[kstatefreak42]

B&E..........

[steve dave]

turned the water on at my jr. high principal's house in the middle of the night when he was out of town and flooded his basement  

[EMAWgeddon]

Got an MIP at Jack Trice Stadium when I was 19.

I was attempting to throw my cup away and got nabbed by a stadium rent a cop.

Should have fought it but it only cost $100?  Wasn't worth going back to Iowa for.

[Cire]

shoplifting cigs.

[yoga-like_abana]

Vandalizing private property.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story". 

[yoga-like_abana]

Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story". 

more to come later. stay tuned.

[ChiComCat]

Forged mexican legal documents

[kitten_mittons]

Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story".  

more to come later. stay tuned.

If this is about egging someone's house I'm all ears!  

[kitten_mittons]

Capital Murder

 

[Cire]

a friend of mine tried to steal the flag off of the president of baylor's house coming back from Padre.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story". 

more to come later. stay tuned.

i am NOT falling for this.  



daris #2 aka the subway years- worked at a "subway" in highschool. we went skiing our senior year and "borrowed" 80 strips of precooked bacon to have for breakfast. also used to ring up footlongs (expensive ones with "double meat"), then "unring" them up and take the money and pocket it. only did this once a night. we'd wait for a "whale" to come in and them BAM! called it "making tips". also used to fill up cards with stamps and then take them to road highschool bball and fball games and use it to eat for free.

[yoga-like_abana]

Sophomore year @ glorious MHS there was a spat between friends’.
One friend ended up having a gatorade bottle full of piss poured all over his car(on a very warm day nonetheless),
30 day tag ripped off and thrown in a field across from the zoo, as well as something shoved up the tailpipe.

[jtksu]

Put a golf cart in a pool down in Tempe, the day before Bishop made Donovan his bitch.

[WillieWatanabe]

Broke into my high school multiple times, usually just to dick around. Stole random frozen cafeteria food: rib sandwiches, chicken patties, value size ranch, milk.

[Pett]

B&E..........

Bacon & Eggs?

[TBL]

Too many to list. 

[yoga-like_abana]

Too many to list. 

probably quite a few while wearing a badge. rough ridin' pig.

[TBL]

Too many to list. 

probably quite a few while wearing a badge. rough ridin' pig.

Nooooo.......Previously to that. It's called, "Life experience".

[KSUBrian]

Was arrested with the citation listed as storing lumber.

[TBL]

Was arrested with the citation listed as storing lumber.

Uh, lewd and lascivious?

[KSUBrian]

Was arrested with the citation listed as storing lumber.

Uh, lewd and lascivious?

Nope. Wasn't in my pants.

[TBL]

Was arrested with the citation listed as storing lumber.

Uh, lewd and lascivious?

Nope. Wasn't in my pants.

L&L is also hiding the salami in public.

[bubbles4ksu]

Went to high school with a guy who stole over 30k from one of his friend's parents. Absolutely bizarre situation. I'm thinking about writing a book.