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Kansas State Football / Re: Them backwoods people of West Virginia...
« on: October 17, 2012, 11:53:14 PM »
Two out of every three comments from a Coal Aggie has to do with assplay, fecal matter, or forced sodomy. Why?

Why dont you ask your mom?  She can't talk at the moment though.  Mouth full.

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Kansas State Football / Re: www.wemustignitethiscouch.com
« on: October 17, 2012, 11:47:18 PM »
Thanks, dude. I mean I'm not a rough ridin' respect, I play along for the better good of goEMAW. I'm not dumb enough to think the mods don't have something to say about me when I'm not around. However,  I can say I've PAK'd with most of them and they know I'm not a complete douche. Some of your crap is like "wtf, this dude can't be real, right?"

my posts do what they're supposed to - piss people off.   :dunno:

Naw.  You're a big pussycat OK Go.  You have made more friends on the interwebs than the interwebs friend makin guy.

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Kansas State Football / Re: www.wemustignitethiscouch.com
« on: October 17, 2012, 11:41:58 PM »
There's no denying that Ok_Cat is the bastard of this board. I mean he plays nice with the mods (so they like him), but other than that he's a rough ridin' waste. That thread would have been perfect without his post. They'd have nothing to bitch about other than admitting they got trolled by the best.

Why did you ruin everything OK_Go?  That thread could have been so great, but you messed it all up man.  Why?

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Kansas State Football / Re: www.wemustignitethiscouch.com
« on: October 17, 2012, 11:30:44 PM »
savages

The native are revolting at WMITC.

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Kansas State Football / Re: www.wemustignitethiscouch.com
« on: October 17, 2012, 11:27:22 PM »
their look-a-like thread took a turn for the ok_cat re. fatty

Disgusting.

Can't say we didn't see the death jokes coming.  And then they reinforce everything we've said in that 85 page thread by calling him terrorist, muhammed, etc.

So droll

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Kansas State Football / Re: Conference call with NCAA
« on: October 17, 2012, 08:44:20 PM »
Oh, man...do me next!  Do I post like a homosexual? I do, don't I? I always thought I did at any rate.

It's not the fact that you had a dude's penis in your mouth when you posted that seemed gay, it's how lovingly you were cupping his balls that was the real tipoff.  Do your thing man.  Different strokes for different folks.  Go on with your gay self.  Be proud.  You are a multitasker.

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Good luck Saturday Troll Aggies.  Welcome in advance to anyone who makes it to Morgantown.  You kids have been a most amusing bunch.  BTW, there is a great cancer treatment hospital in Morgantown.

Trim's a cancer survivor, YOU SON OF A BITCH!  :shakesfist:

Good to know.  Must have already stopped by.  That's at least 1 KState survivor.

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Good luck Saturday Troll Aggies.  Welcome in advance to anyone who makes it to Morgantown.  You kids have been a most amusing bunch.  BTW, there is a great cancer treatment hospital in Morgantown.

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You are right about the no respect part.

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For those of you you who might not know I grew up in the white trashy, methheadish state of Missouri, Lee's Summit to be specific. Well back in the day, Lee's Summit used to have what they called Cole Younger Days. Then some semi educated decent person protested the celebration of a murder and outlaw and the townfolk got together and changed the name to "Old Timey Days" or something like that.

Now get this, I googled the state of "West Virginia" and was taken to the division of tourism. What do you think was the first thing to pop up? No, you didn't guess right. It was a whole thing about The Hatfields and McCoys. Can you believe these inbreds. Any decent, civilized folk would be running from a history of vigilante murders. Hell even the methheads in Missouri can realize the errors in their judgement.

Guys, I think if they weren't blantantly racist and hated brown people, they would be pro-taliban and the talibans tribal, vigilante justice system.

That sure was a long way to go for not much of a payoff.

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lol at all these coal aggies jealous of all our national basketball championships and the fact that we invented the sport. it's good to be king, i guess.

Yes, best of luck to you JayHawks.   You have always been the class of the state.  Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

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Pacman Jones?  No thanks, hurts image

Again, what is this image of which you speak?  Kansas' red headed step sister?  Being the Marshall of Kansas? 

What are you guys the Aggie Aggies?   

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I say let's give them a break.  They never played anyone as elite as us, them coming from such a lowly conference... Big East or is it the big least.  :lol:

Really?  Because 3 BCS trophies say otherwise.  And it is the latter.

But I do want to thank you all for deciding to play us and help elevate our stature by playing a team that is 1-5 in bowl games over the past ten years.  We are really grateful to be riding the coattails of such an elite program.

Can anyone confirm the part in bold? Sounds made up.

Doesn't mention any BCS trophies on their wiki page.

Are you all really that uneducated about something you have spent 6 pages railing on?

2011 Orange over Clemson
2007 Fiesta over Oklahoma
2005 Sugar over Georgia

Don't let these Jayhawks get you riled up Eers, you have to put on your joke hat and listen for the sarcasm. 

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FACT: Kansas State is the second most recognizable program in the country.

Do you have a source for this "fact"?  Because I think most of the country can't name 3 players that ever played for you.

you guys we caught one. is he big enough or should we throw him back in the water?

Throw him back, it's catch and release on this site.  You know that. And I would like to be the first to release on this site. Skeet skeet.

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I say let's give them a break.  They never played anyone as elite as us, them coming from such a lowly conference... Big East or is it the big least.  :lol:

Really?  Because 3 BCS trophies say otherwise.  And it is the latter.

But I do want to thank you all for deciding to play us and help elevate our stature by playing a team that is 1-5 in bowl games over the past ten years.  We are really grateful to be riding the coattails of such an elite program.

Can anyone confirm the part in bold? Sounds made up.

Doesn't mention any BCS trophies on their wiki page.

Hells a fire, when did we get a wiki page?  I went to a tiki bar once, sounds like the same thang.  Ooh lawdy them there interwebs shore do have fun stuff.  Gotta get me one of them google machines. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: www.wemustignitethiscouch.com
« on: October 16, 2012, 11:40:16 AM »
So, WVU invented the Hot Pocket?   :dunno:

Pretty sure that Americans can legitimately blame WVU'ians for 90% of all diarrhea cases since that time.  Those mines must have smelled horrible.

You should try our new hot pocket hot pocket.  It's a hot pocket inside another hot pocket.  It comes with a roll of toilet paper.  Or you can just throw it right in the toilet straight out of the microwave. 

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you guys seen the wonderful whites of west virginia? well duh of course you have.
you know what my favorite part was? the part where that one lady's crackhead daughter gives birth to a baby but the hospital doesn't let her keep it because she is too much of a crackhead, so the lady and her crackhead daughter go to taco bell on the way home from the hospital and the lady recognizes some friends eating inside and she yells through the taco bell glass "THEY TOOK HER BABY!" but they can't hear her because she's outside in her car trying to yell through the taco bell glass. oh man, that was my favorite part.

That was the best part.  Hard to believe the Whites are WVU's most famous alums.

Yes but it took them 5 years to graduate and they didn't even use a redshirt.

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you guys seen the wonderful whites of west virginia? well duh of course you have.
you know what my favorite part was? the part where that one lady's crackhead daughter gives birth to a baby but the hospital doesn't let her keep it because she is too much of a crackhead, so the lady and her crackhead daughter go to taco bell on the way home from the hospital and the lady recognizes some friends eating inside and she yells through the taco bell glass "THEY TOOK HER BABY!" but they can't hear her because she's outside in her car trying to yell through the taco bell glass. oh man, that was my favorite part.

I thought the part when your brother shook the bottle of oxy pills and referred to it as the mating call of WV was solid.

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Kansas State Football / Re: www.wemustignitethiscouch.com
« on: October 16, 2012, 11:21:32 AM »
let's make friends with this site.  They seem like they could handle it.

Also, what on earth  :sdeek:




I think he's homosexual. I don't get the saying underneath it though.

Sticks not slices?

Hey KStaters.  Looking forward to the game this weekend.  Some links to this site were posted on a Mountaineers fansite (We Must Ignite This Couch) and I thought I could help you out on some things.

First, the flag is a parody of the Confederate Flag, but uses the Rainbow Flag symbolizing gay pride as the backdrop.  WVMtneer is not gay, and he created that flag in response to a poster who used the Confederate Flag as his avatar. 

The reference to "sticks not slices" is to pepperoni rolls, which are a big deal in WV.  Italians immigrated to WV and worked in the coal mines, so they made rolls that had pepperoni in them so they could take them down into the mines and eat them easily.  They are still made in bakeries throughout WV, and are also served at the concession stands at the games.  They are either made with pepperoni sticks or pepperoni slices,  There is a running debate on WMITC about which is better.  Obviously he takes the side that sticks are better.  Unfortunately, he is wrong.  They sound kind of gross, but they are awesome if they are made right.  Try them out if you get a chance.

FWIW - WV fans are reeling about last week's debacle, and this is probably why we seem a little touchy.  Plus, all we heard from the other Big 12 fans, who have been awesome, is really really bad things about the Aggies, so people took it as a rather large slight when you introduced yourselves by calling us Aggies.

Hope that isn't TMI; just wanted to answer some of your questions. 

Good luck Saturday, but just enough to lose in a close one.

1. gay jokes arent funny
2. calling you coal aggie has nothing to do with aggie aggie

Funny gay jokes are funny. 

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rumblings that Pitt would have come if we had invited them. we really mumped this thing up guys.

Is it too late?  Didn't all of our rich as crap schools loan coal aggies a bunch of money because they were too poor to pay to leave loser Big East?  Can we get that back or are they going to try and stiff us if we uninvie them and go with big time Pitt?

The check's in the mail . . .now take me off the call list. 

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Kansas State Football / Re: You wanted me? Now you got me!
« on: October 16, 2012, 11:17:54 AM »
Mask is the best thing to come out of Kansas since. . . .well, I guess whatever happens in Kansas must stay in Kansas.
your moms from kansas

Yep, lost in a corn maze out there in '77.  Since we are going with lame responses about mommas and corn, please make sure that your response to my response tells me how you sexually dominated her and how she banged the whole state. That would be a good one I think.

She didn't bang the whole state.....just your brother.

lol. You get points for brevity. 

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K State has an image?  Who knew?  If Six Week Wonder is an image, I guess then K State has an image.
6 weeks>5 weeks  :lol:

I see you majored in math at K State. Impressive. 

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K State has an image?  Who knew?  If Six Week Wonder is an image, I guess then K State has an image.

Six week? You must have been living in a coal mine for very long time.

FACT: Kansas State is the second most recognizable program in the country state.

FIFY

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Kansas State Football / Re: You wanted me? Now you got me!
« on: October 16, 2012, 11:10:01 AM »
Mask is the best thing to come out of Kansas since. . . .well, I guess whatever happens in Kansas must stay in Kansas.
your moms from kansas

Yep, lost in a corn maze out there in '77.  Since we are going with lame responses about mommas and corn, please make sure that your response to my response tells me how you sexually dominated her and how she banged the whole state. That would be a good one I think. 

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K State has an image?  Who knew?  If Six Week Wonder is an image, I guess then K State has an image.

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