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Kansas State Football / Re: Question from a Baylor fan
« on: October 09, 2015, 11:53:36 AM »
If you think the pinnacle of tailgating is watching tv outside, you are doing it wrong.
I'm all eyes and ears. Tell me what the pinnacle of tailgating is.

Two liters of vodka.
Valid point.

On to tomorrow.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Question from a Baylor fan
« on: October 09, 2015, 11:47:00 AM »
I thought you had a whole liter of it?  did you not really buy it?
Miss typed. bookie Pimp was there. He drank the makers and his girlfriend had some of the goose.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Question from a Baylor fan
« on: October 09, 2015, 11:38:59 AM »
If you think the pinnacle of tailgating is watching tv outside, you are doing it wrong.
I'm all eyes and ears. Tell me what the pinnacle of tailgating is. I didn't see any dancing poles. No charcoal grills/smokers... Doesn't make you bad people/fans just terrible tailgater's.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Question from a Baylor fan
« on: October 09, 2015, 11:33:32 AM »
blue goose... good grief
Not a vodka drinker. grey goose. Your fellow Cat fans seemed to enjoy it.

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and liters of vodka by the tens!
Must be alot of alcoholism in Little Apple when opposing fans are dissed for bringing "only a liter". Why is that? Is it the desolate moon scape topography surrounding the stadium? The wonderful waft of the sheep pins nearby? The land so flat you can watch your dog run away for two days?

I don't even drink vodka. Love some bourbon though.

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 :Wha:
Just imagine all the good that HCGMFP could have done with walk on aggie.
Manhattan, KS would have an international airport by now with direct flights from civilization.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Question from a Baylor fan
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:45:24 PM »
I think three TCU fans rolling up to an opponent's tailgate with a liter of Blue Goose, large bottle of Maker's Mark and a case of beer is a fair contribution. People were fine and the discussion was good. Just bizaar in this day and age no one had any flat screens hooked up watching games in progress. Also, is there an open flame law at the stadium?  Didn't see any charcoal burning.

 Bookie Pimp showed up and introduced us to a tailgate before and after the game. Other than beer, there weren't many choices alcohol wise. The vodka and Makers were pretty damned well received considering their wasn't anything left to take home.





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Kansas State Football / Re: Question from a Baylor fan
« on: October 07, 2015, 06:19:31 PM »
First on my list of weird religious freak schools is requiring a student to take a religion class.

So what else is on your list?

Having the word "Christian" in the middle of their name
You guys need to worry less about whether we are religious and more about your craptastic tailgate environment. My crew showed up in 2013 with a liter of vodka, bourbon and a case of beer looking for a tailgate with a TV. So sad. We saw one TV and they were watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune or some such. They were old. Like maybe Snyder's parents.

Has to be the least rough rid'in tailgating seen in the conference. You gotta be better.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Question from a Baylor fan
« on: October 06, 2015, 10:24:06 AM »
Baylor fan is just looking for a run down of gay bars and homeless hookers to rape. You guys aren't very accommodating.

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good luck this fall guise... I think I'm gonna sit this one out. You're on your own.

Have fun!!

 :buh-bye:
Quiter...Next man up.

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If June was still there the SMU game would have a very pro Baylordorks crowd. The new regime seems to have instilled some energy so SMU fans should have a nice majority.They also should be better just because the players will give an effort.

However, I think Baylor wants to make a statement hoping it deflects media attention away from the rapey slime.

Not sure I can touch it.


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Kansas State Football / Re: Baylor Vs TCU
« on: August 20, 2015, 05:26:59 PM »
I heard that women can't go out in public on TCU's campus without covering their hair. No pants either I think.
Meh. Just ask bookie pimp and a few others that made it last year and 2012. Not to sound like Trump but the women are glorious and luxurious. So hot. So very damned hot.

Damn I'm ready for the season.

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Kansas State Football / Re: Briles > Snyder
« on: August 11, 2015, 03:53:39 PM »

So...how's the walk-on class look this year? Any ruff rid'in, pimp slappin OGs, under the radar/invisible to radar, future hall of famers ready to rain hell?
They are called DITR.


Gonna win 'em all!
Any mention of diamonds cues Emmett Smith in my head. Sometimes those diamonds are surrounded by...

Looking forward to getting to Little apple again this year. Maybe the bus driver can get the team to the stadium on time instead of taking us on a tour of the local grasslands like 2013. We know Snyder handpicked the bus drivers. Payback bitches!

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Kansas State Football / Re: Briles > Snyder
« on: August 07, 2015, 11:22:45 AM »
So...how's the walk-on class look this year? Any ruff rid'in, pimp slappin OGs, under the radar/invisible to radar, future hall of famers ready to rain hell?

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Kansas State Football / Re: Big 12 teams as GoT Houses
« on: June 05, 2015, 04:32:30 PM »
Tech is better suited as the Unsullied.  UT The Iron Bank and OU as Lannister. IMO.


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Kansas State Football / Re: Big 12 Blues
« on: December 30, 2014, 08:29:43 PM »
I mean, all that being said, Michigan needs a coach, they get Jim Harbaugh.  Texas needs a coach, they got Charlie Strong.
This, simply, cannot be said enough. Mack, for all of his bitchassedness, was playing for the conference title in the final game last year with Case friggin McCoy at QB.

Harbaugh will change that program without having to kick half the two deep off the team. He doesn't care about buying time.

Charlie rocks a strong turtleneck though.

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If tx has TCU's resume, they would be #2

This is correct.

You guys getting left out with that season resume is about as mid-majory as it gets.
41-20 and wasn't that close. Very reminiscent of our time in the MWC. Use to call it rolling through the RIF RAF. Didn't take long to make this conference the sequel.  A real murderers row! LOL. Happy fracking holidays!

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Kansas State Football / Re: The Cool Kids at Texas Tech
« on: November 18, 2014, 11:16:59 AM »
Quote
Smith said the Tech staff suspected their defensive signals had been comprised before the Oklahoma game.

So, they thought that their signals had been compromised before the game, but did not change them?  How f'n stupid is he?  Are the kids too stupid at TTU to learn a new set of signals during the season?

Heck, if I thought they were compromised and I was the coach, I'd use it to my advantage by sending out signals to lure the other team into the wrong play calls.
After a conference game earlier in the year GMFP said in the presser that the other team had our signals "so we changed them at halftime".

Apparently it isn't hard. If true,  the Wallerstedt dude is a douche but the Smith guy is a tard.

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Kansas State Football / Re: TCU Game
« on: November 07, 2014, 05:55:40 PM »
Jeeze. I gave him the benefit of the doubt.  :dunno: High School?  :ROFL:

Anyway. I'm out. See you next year. Maybe.

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Kansas State Football / Re: TCU Game
« on: November 07, 2014, 04:28:23 PM »
Interesting stat from your face: it's super barf ugly
Let me guess. Middle School is out and you finished your homework?

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Kansas State Football / Re: TCU Game
« on: November 07, 2014, 03:21:09 PM »
Interesting stat from Phil Steele. We have played 3 common opponents. KSU outgained those 3 by an average of 67 YPG. TCU outgained those three by an average of 255 YPG.

Didn't Waters get dinged up at OU?

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Kansas State Football / Re: TCU Game
« on: November 07, 2014, 01:19:21 PM »
Guys anyone hearing any grumblings?

About Catalon being held out due to the 'sketti brains, or otherwise?

 :peek:

Heard someone might not have made the trip.  Like D- source, tho.
When LHCGMFP was asked this on Sunday his response was "Well, I didn't see anyone wearing a boot, so...".

If someone didn't make the trip I would speculate it to be Carraway but haven't heard that.

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Kansas State Football / Re: TCU Game
« on: November 06, 2014, 05:14:05 PM »
TCU still has like 2,000 tickets left to sell for this game.  :lol: How embarrassing.
Haha. More Pimp Stats.

What are these "Pimp Stats" you speak of and how can I incorporate that phrase into my vernacular?
In my short history with Bookie Pimp, he has shown he likes to pull stats out of his ass. At first, I debunked them time and time again. The time consumption in doing so wasn't efficient so I simply respond with "Pimp Stat" when something is obviously wrong but presented as fact.

That doesn't mean I won't share whiskey (not out of the same glass), beers and such with him this weekend. But when the stats start flying from his gumbs it is pretty much screen saver mode for my brain.

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Kansas State Football / Re: TCU Game
« on: November 06, 2014, 04:54:32 PM »

You're not very edgy tho. At least not in the good, entertaining way.

I prefer a little bit of subtlety.  Edginess is for amateurs.
I wonder if killerfrogs or whatever the website is called is embarrassed that TCUhornedfrog is the face of their posters over here.

I wouldn't make it past 10 posts over there.  They're huge homers and they don't like personal insults. 

we want as many of you here at goEMAW as will come.  all fans are homers, there's nothing wrong with that.  but you have to be real, too.
i just don't think you guys are as good as some may say you are.  when your best win is a loss to baylor, that should tell you something.

you've not beaten k-state since joining our conference and that will still  be the case after saturday night.
Your one big win was OU who dominated statistically.  Even with a +2 TO margin you needed their kicker to be uncharacteristicly shittastic to squirrel out the win. What else you got? Thumping ISU 32-28?

KSU seems similar to tech last year in conference. Schd front loaded with mostly RIF RAF, play OU close and then...

First year we have been mostly healthy. Won't end well for you guys.

"Mostly healthy"?!?!?  What the actual eff?!?!  TCU is a walking MASH unit...  Catalon (out), Gray/Doctson (hobbled) and Carraway unlikely to play, plus I'm sure there's some I missed.

 :dubious:
Compared to the last two years, that is mostly healthy.

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