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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
« on: April 22, 2010, 02:28:59 PM »
It just goes to show that even an old Rudyard Kipling short story pwns Jeremy Shockey.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
« on: April 22, 2010, 02:01:17 PM »i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
Sugartits, those panko-crusted fish tacos aren't going to get made until I get in my car and pick them up from the place that makes them and while i wait i'm going to slam several mojito.
fyp, tia.
Honey chil', I can't start slamming until you get your cute lil' latex clad butt in the kitchen and to the bottle of rum. Muah - you're a doll!
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
« on: April 22, 2010, 01:52:03 PM »i see you have plenty of time to be BBSing...what's for dinner tonight, slow cooked bacon, eggs, and hash browns with a slow cooked glass of OJ?
Sugartits, those panko-crusted fish tacos aren't going to get made until I get my mojito.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Slow Cooker Recipes: The Sequel
« on: April 22, 2010, 01:51:16 PM »
Just kidding; here's a Kwanzaa cake:
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
« on: April 22, 2010, 01:45:47 PM »i'm sorry but i'm not your cabana boy Iron Chef weirdrobertswifehrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free.
I'm sorry, could you get me another wine cooler? Kthx.
I'm sure you'd look quite fetching in a cute lil' speedo. On second thought, could you get me a mojito? Fabulous, thanks.
hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free.
If you don't know how to use a slow cooker that's okay -- the rest of us will enjoy and laugh at you.
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i crap slow cookers in my sleep
That must be uncomfortable, much like Barry Badranath's experience with the ping pong paddle, bless your heart.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
« on: April 22, 2010, 01:40:02 PM »hrm...lets see here. the women is supposed to take the time to cook you a healthy and delicious meal. instead she buys the cheapest peice of crap pork she can (and uses whatever is left for clothes shopping), throws it into a crock pot, goes and spends the left over coin, then gets home after probably drinking a bunch of wine coolers with her buddies while you're out earning a living, then she shreads the pork and throws some cabbage on it and you just soak it up. good luck with that crap dumbass.sounds like crap. if my wife tried to serve me slop out of a slow-cooker her i wouldn't be able to find the door soon enough. sorry you have to deal with this crap, of course- you are a dumbass so who knows, maybe you like this crap. dumbass.
Jealousy noted. How's lunch when you have to make it yourself? Oh yeah, it's salt-free.
I'm sorry, could you get me another wine cooler? Kthx.
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
« on: April 22, 2010, 11:28:13 AM »The key to kicking someone really big in the balls is to strike like a mongoose
I'd considered launching myself at him like a spider monkey, but I think you're on to something...
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
« on: April 22, 2010, 11:17:44 AM »I was less bothered by the fact that he implied that I'm fat and stupid (ironic) than the fact that he insulted Drew Brees.
Not on my watch, buddy.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
« on: April 22, 2010, 10:54:23 AM »
I made these for the spousal unit last night.
Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
1 pork roast (the size is really dependent on how many you're feeding - I used an inexpensive pork shoulder)
1/2 bottle of BBQ sauce (I used Fiorella's Jack Stack Spicy from Kansas City)
4-8 Jalapeno wraps
Slices of Monterey Jack cheese
1/2 head of red cabbage, shredded loosely
2 carrots, peeled, shredded finely
1/4 cup fat-free mayonnaise
1/2 cup fat-free sour cream
1 T. sugar
2 T white wine vinegar
1/2 t. dijon mustard
3 T. diced red onion
1/2 t. dry mustard
2 T. Meyer lemon juice (it's a little sweeter and it's great for cooking)
1/2 cup skim milk
Kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper to taste
Tools o' the trade: a 5-6 quart slow cooker, a food processor
Using four sheets of aluminum foil, make four loosely constructed balls. Place in the bottom of a 5-6 quart slow cooker. Cut the excess fat off the pork shoulder/roast and season with kosher salt and fresh ground pepper. Place the pork on top of the makeshift rack - it will keep the roast from getting overly oily (the fat will render down) while still preserving the tenderness of the meat. Cook for 8 hours on low.
Remove the cooked meat from slow cooker and let it rest/cool for 15 minutes on a cutting board while you assemble the slaw. Pulse the cabbage and carrots lightly in a food processor until shredded to your desired consistency.
In a separate bowl, mix 1 tablespoon of lemon juice with the skim milk. This will give it the flavor of buttermilk without the added fat.
In a larger bowl, whisk together the mayo, sour cream, sugar, vinegar, mustards, onion and remaining lemon juice. Add the "buttermilk." Stir in the cabbage/carrot mixture and season with salt and pepper to taste. Cover and refrigerate for a few minutes.
Pull the pork with two forks. Mix the pulled pork with the sauce.
Lay out a wrap - we used jalapeno wraps for the extra kick. Good choice, that. Spoon on some of the pork mixture. Top with the cheese and melt for a few seconds in the microwave or under the broiler. Add some coleslaw on top of that and wrap it up like a burrito.
Win.
Pulled Pork Wraps with Homemade Slaw
1 pork roast (the size is really dependent on how many you're feeding - I used an inexpensive pork shoulder)
1/2 bottle of BBQ sauce (I used Fiorella's Jack Stack Spicy from Kansas City)
4-8 Jalapeno wraps
Slices of Monterey Jack cheese
1/2 head of red cabbage, shredded loosely
2 carrots, peeled, shredded finely
1/4 cup fat-free mayonnaise
1/2 cup fat-free sour cream
1 T. sugar
2 T white wine vinegar
1/2 t. dijon mustard
3 T. diced red onion
1/2 t. dry mustard
2 T. Meyer lemon juice (it's a little sweeter and it's great for cooking)
1/2 cup skim milk
Kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper to taste
Tools o' the trade: a 5-6 quart slow cooker, a food processor
Using four sheets of aluminum foil, make four loosely constructed balls. Place in the bottom of a 5-6 quart slow cooker. Cut the excess fat off the pork shoulder/roast and season with kosher salt and fresh ground pepper. Place the pork on top of the makeshift rack - it will keep the roast from getting overly oily (the fat will render down) while still preserving the tenderness of the meat. Cook for 8 hours on low.
Remove the cooked meat from slow cooker and let it rest/cool for 15 minutes on a cutting board while you assemble the slaw. Pulse the cabbage and carrots lightly in a food processor until shredded to your desired consistency.
In a separate bowl, mix 1 tablespoon of lemon juice with the skim milk. This will give it the flavor of buttermilk without the added fat.
In a larger bowl, whisk together the mayo, sour cream, sugar, vinegar, mustards, onion and remaining lemon juice. Add the "buttermilk." Stir in the cabbage/carrot mixture and season with salt and pepper to taste. Cover and refrigerate for a few minutes.
Pull the pork with two forks. Mix the pulled pork with the sauce.
Lay out a wrap - we used jalapeno wraps for the extra kick. Good choice, that. Spoon on some of the pork mixture. Top with the cheese and melt for a few seconds in the microwave or under the broiler. Add some coleslaw on top of that and wrap it up like a burrito.
Win.
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
« on: April 22, 2010, 10:42:42 AM »
The dude is massive: a 6'6 tattooed wall of douche.
As it was, I at least get to be smarter than him.
As it was, I at least get to be smarter than him.
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.
« on: April 22, 2010, 10:34:46 AM »
He's as big of a douche as you'd expect.
My decision this morning to join a gym really has nothing to do with the fact that he called me fat. Nope.
My decision this morning to join a gym really has nothing to do with the fact that he called me fat. Nope.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Am I the only one that just saw this (Chris Farley Death Pictures Related)...??
« on: April 21, 2010, 09:42:50 AM »13
Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Am I the only one that just saw this (Chris Farley Death Pictures Related)...??
« on: April 20, 2010, 12:11:11 PM »
There was some site back in the day that literally archived celebrity death photos - I remember the one of the dude from Pennywise who blew his head off. Egads. ::involutary shudder::
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Chings B-Day / 4 Olives / Egg / Baseball Pak
« on: April 20, 2010, 11:03:07 AM »I would have given anything, ANYTHING, to have been invited to this
Mrs. Pete had to talk me down the other night after I read about this event. Felt like junior high all over again, ya know?
Not sure who was in charge of invites (I suspect it was Mr. KK), but I'm guessing yours got lost in the mail or something.
Either that or they didn't like you.
in all fairness, mrs. soon to be chingon talked to me and mrs daris about this little shindig around a month or two ago. i strongly cautioned her about certain board members. didn't outright tell her who to invite and who not to invite...but the words "bad seed" were muttered more than once.
I suspect the gorgeous future Mrs. Chings nodded sagely at each utterance thereof.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Chings B-Day / 4 Olives / Egg / Baseball Pak
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:51:31 AM »why cover heads?
As long as the boobies aren't covered, I don't see the issue
Well, as long as that's clear.
No.WRFF and my chesticles get around a lot, though - just last weekend we were elitely drinking before the spring game in Tallahassee.Shirt says "Go Hornets" in Hebrew.
Sort of. It's spelled out phonetically, the letters correspond with the sounds that would produce "Go Hornets" but it is probably just jibberish.
did you help Chingon with his Hebrew clue?
I work for the Jewish community in New Orleans, so WRFF often gets supercool phonetic Hebrewpak gear.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Chings B-Day / 4 Olives / Egg / Baseball Pak
« on: April 19, 2010, 05:04:00 PM »
WRFF and my chesticles get around a lot, though - just last weekend we were elitely drinking before the spring game in Tallahassee.
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Essentially Flyertalk / Re: Chings B-Day / 4 Olives / Egg / Baseball Pak
« on: April 19, 2010, 02:49:28 PM »
My husband has elite Photoshoppak skills.
Also: Weird Robert = the thinking man's Lloyd Dobbler, Mr. KK's wife is hilair, and Willie is in fact a minotaur.
Also: Weird Robert = the thinking man's Lloyd Dobbler, Mr. KK's wife is hilair, and Willie is in fact a minotaur.
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: Lombardi Gras!
« on: March 26, 2010, 10:38:43 AM »
Now that Xavier's three-point shooting has taken ten years off all our lives, hopefully you'll come watch the Butler game with us on Saturday - New York Pizza is at the southwest corner of Magazine and Napoleon in uptown NOLA.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Urban Meyer is one meltdown away...
« on: March 25, 2010, 11:36:50 AM »
What's hilarious is that the Sentinel is usually VERY pro-UF - and Fowler didn't sensationalize Thompson's quote.
That said, a Thunderdome of Pussy Reporter vs. Roid Rage Coach would be pretty amazing.
That said, a Thunderdome of Pussy Reporter vs. Roid Rage Coach would be pretty amazing.
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Kansas State Football / Re: Urban Meyer is one meltdown away...
« on: March 25, 2010, 11:26:33 AM »
It's unbelievable - Fowler wasn't the only reporter to have included the quote in his spring practice column, but he was borderline threatened by Zen Master Meyer.
Epic.
Epic.
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Kansas State Football / Urban Meyer is one meltdown away...
« on: March 25, 2010, 11:10:19 AM »
...from Hulk Smash.
I'm just sayin':
http://www.teamspeedkills.com/2010/3/25/1389724/context-on-the-urban-meyers-mike
I'm just sayin':
http://www.teamspeedkills.com/2010/3/25/1389724/context-on-the-urban-meyers-mike
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: Lombardi Gras!
« on: March 24, 2010, 12:46:23 PM »
If there's an Elite 8 game watch this weekend (knock on wood), you're more than welcome to join us - should be a fun group.
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: Lombardi Gras!
« on: March 22, 2010, 01:24:51 PM »Wait a minute.
Weird Robert's wife?
WRW and/or WRFF, do you guys live in New Orleans?? BTW, I was at this parade too.
Yep, we live uptown. Were you at the game watch on Saturday night?
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Other Sports (Tiger's Back) / Re: Lombardi Gras!
« on: February 10, 2010, 12:32:38 PM »
It was pretty effing awesome.
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