So WRFF and I met Jeremy Shockey last night.

[weirdrobertswife]

He's as big of a douche as you'd expect.

My decision this morning to join a gym really has nothing to do with the fact that he called me fat.  Nope.   

[steve dave]

I would have kicked him in the scrote for you if I was there

[weirdrobertswife]

The dude is massive: a 6'6 tattooed wall of douche.

As it was, I at least get to be smarter than him. 

[yoga-like_abana]

Before opening and reading this thread I was going to ask if he was as big of a douche as you would expect. 

[weirdrobertswife]

 

I was less bothered by the fact that he implied that I'm fat and stupid (ironic) than the fact that he insulted Drew Brees.

Not on my watch, buddy. 

[weird roberts foam finger]

The dude is massive

That wasn't the problem.  The problem is I am deaf as hell and I didn't know he had insulted the wifey until later.

He's pretty much your average crap-talker though.  Not a whole lot to set the dude apart from most of the athletes I've interacted with -- though he is pretty immature.  He drank wine to try to impress me.  I was like, "Shock, don't be drinking that stuff unless you know what it is."  He responded by challenging my wife to a history match, which she won emphatically.

In conclusion, Miami still sucks.   

[steve dave]

The key to kicking someone really big in the balls is to strike like a mongoose

[weirdrobertswife]

The key to kicking someone really big in the balls is to strike like a mongoose

I'd considered launching myself at him like a spider monkey, but I think you're on to something...

[Pete]

The key to kicking someone really big in the balls is to strike like a mongoose

I'd considered launching myself at him like a spider monkey, but I think you're on to something...

When I was a child, my father read me the tales of Ricky Ticky Tavy Tavi. 


Did you know that Meercats are a member of the Mongoose family.  They are ADORABLE!

[weirdrobertswife]

It just goes to show that even an old Rudyard Kipling short story pwns Jeremy Shockey. 

[SkinnyBenny]

Where did you meet him?

[slobber]

Did he comment on if he thought he'd have a good 2012? I might pick him up in the draft if he did.

['taterblast]

i don't know much about being in the NFL, but i would guess that you have to be a pretty huge douche to make fun of people to their face about being fat.

[TheHamburglar]

Did you know that Meercats are a member of the Mongoose family.  They are ADORABLE!

Tulsa Zoo has 4 meercats, 1 of which is like 4 months old.  The Tulsa Zoo is right next to the airport.  While we were watching the meercats and plane flew in low on approach.  One of the adult meercats put his arm over the baby to project it and started looking all around in the sky for the threat.  May have been the most adorable thing I've ever seen. 

[SkinnyBenny]

WRFF and Weird Robert's Wife: are you guys at this Chipotle grand opening in Harahan right now??? I wore my K-State hoops shirt.