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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:28:14 PM »

Guys, I just did some research online and a razorback is a pig.  an honest to god pig. 

I did some more research and discovered that  "Wildcats" is the nickname for Kentucky.  Then Nova.  Then Davidson.  By the time anyone associates the nickname with KSU, however, most people have already given up trying to figure out what team they're watching and just guess that the purple unis plus the nickname plus the lack of football fundamentals means they must be watching Northwestern.  

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 05, 2011, 12:08:19 PM »

The thing that scares me most is that Snyder is an awesome coach.  What other coach in America, short of Saban or Stoops, could have raised a program like KSU to the dizzying heights of mediocrity it enjoys today?  Sure, making USC or Ohio State into a perennial title contender is impressive, but that's like a movie where  some gorgeous Hollywood starlet is transformed from "nerd" to prom queen.  Raising KSU to its current exalted position of yearly also-ran and almost-also-ran is more akin to transforming Elephant Man John Merrick into a Hollywood starlet.

So much respect for your coach.  He took the hideous and made it moderately attractive in the right lighting.

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 05, 2011, 01:59:27 AM »

Hello purples cats how do you work this modern cumtraction. does i hit post next,

Don't believe this poster.  He's no Arkansas grad.  Sophomore drop-out at best.  Maybe junior, but only if his daddy helped endow the university with a whole mess of pork rinds.

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Kansas State Football / Re: question for high football IQ people

« on: December 05, 2011, 01:55:54 AM »

Sounds like you have some serious personal issues bro.  Hope you both seek and embrace professional help.  God speed.

Bro?

Is this some sort of ethnic term?

 

Oh god, the KSU boards are haunted with ghosts!



And the Phelps clan.  Let's not forget the real horror of Kansas.

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Kansas State Football / Re: question for high football IQ people

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:38:27 PM »

Bama and LSU both whipped your ass.

Like they wouldn't have whipped yours just as badly?  Before you answer, remember that daydreaming isn't a valid argument.

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Kansas State Football / Re: question for high football IQ people

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:33:59 PM »

Well, since the bowl matchups were announced a few hours ago, I have watched every single KSU game of this season from start to finish and have concluded that our QB Tyler Wilson will tear the KSU secondary apart  and use the splintered bones of fallen KSU safeties to pick his teeth.


Other than that,all I have to add is that Arkansas' secondary has been a weaker spot on this season.  The DC coaches soft coverage a lot, and the front line hasn't performed much better.  However, I get the feeling KSU is a run-n-gun team, and Arkansas can handle that much better than it can handle the smash-mouth of teams like LSU and Bama.  Unless someone can lay it out differently, I'm going to listen to my friend, who actually has watched several more KSU games than me, who assures me that KSU defense is worse.  It's certainly not even close to the sorts of defenses UA saw in the SEC this season.  Honest question, then...what can KSU put up that teams like Bama and LSU didn't?

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:22:42 PM »

true story, I used to work with a UA guy, always had short hair bedhead at work.  At work.  What brings a man to hate themselves so much.  I could google a few hotlines out there that would help other UA bedheaders, but I know you won't call them.  We wish you the best in whatever you're going through.

Pretty sure I found your guy in his Sunday best with his gal at Wal-Mart.  Sad.

Arkansas...gave the world one of the largest, most powerful corporations in existence.  Kansas...gave the world the exact GPS coordinates for "middle of nowhere."

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:14:50 PM »

Disgusting.  and sad.  

Ah, pity.  I was hoping for a better comeback than that.  Guess this line of trash-talk has come to a natural conclusion.  Cheers.

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:07:49 PM »

Quick question for the piggies:  If I bring pork products to my tailgate, should I also bring bait pork?  I mean, what's the best way to keep UA grads from trying to sex up my bacon?

The best way to keep UA grads from sexing up your bacon is to just leave your wife at home instead of bringing her to your tailgate.


Also, for future reference, Arkansas fans will understand you a lot better if you stop referring to your outhouse as a 'tailgate'

What is an outhouse?

You know that place where you lost your virginity?  That's the one.  Sorry for the confusion.

No clue.  Will google.....



Wait, you guys have outdoor bathrooms?  I though not having a heated seat was for the poor.  Wow.  Incredible.  Poor folks.

Of course we have outdoor bathrooms.  Gotta go somewhere.  Unlike KSU, it's not like we have a yearly game against Oklahoma to get the crap actually beat out of us.

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 04, 2011, 11:01:00 PM »

I think they did play OU and OSU

You know how those Oklahoma schools like to pad their wins with cupcakes

Funny, that's how KSU likes to pad its D-line.


Bada-bump!

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 04, 2011, 10:59:00 PM »

Quick question for the piggies:  If I bring pork products to my tailgate, should I also bring bait pork?  I mean, what's the best way to keep UA grads from trying to sex up my bacon?

The best way to keep UA grads from sexing up your bacon is to just leave your wife at home instead of bringing her to your tailgate.


Also, for future reference, Arkansas fans will understand you a lot better if you stop referring to your outhouse as a 'tailgate'

What is an outhouse?

You know that place where you lost your virginity?  That's the one.  Sorry for the confusion.

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 04, 2011, 10:35:27 PM »

Quick question for the piggies:  If I bring pork products to my tailgate, should I also bring bait pork?  I mean, what's the best way to keep UA grads from trying to sex up my bacon?

The best way to keep UA grads from sexing up your bacon is to just leave your wife at home instead of bringing her to your tailgate.


Also, for future reference, Arkansas fans will understand you a lot better if you stop referring to your outhouse as a 'tailgate'

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Kansas State Football / Re: does playing Arkansas hurt the image of our program

« on: December 04, 2011, 10:29:45 PM »

Speaking as an Arkansas fan, I admit to not wanting anything to do with the terrifying  KSU.  Y'all are, what, one state away from Children of the Corn and a dozen states away from a Manhattan that doesn't consider "picklin' juice" a trendy cocktail?