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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 27, 2011, 03:09:34 AM »

Panjandrum:

A very keen post on your part. 

Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.

I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games.  Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk.  Consider this my guilty pleasure.

Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk.  I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.

It's a guilty pleasure that speaks volumes about your own insecurity and lack of maturity.

Son, from one professional to another, I would suggest you reflect upon the gravity of this statement, and tell me what you think.

You're on vacation, in a beautiful city, on a Saturday night, and you're trying to get a rise out of KSU fans from your hotel room. 

That says everything about you I need to know.

Also, you're incorrect on the reference.  Google Samuel Foote.  Since you already wikied my handle, you may as well do it right this time.

Go out, get drunk, and live life.  Don't spend it being a douche on a message board.  Aim higher.

Oh crap, here I go. I'm glad this is anonymous.  I don't wanna go googling for you, and I don't wanna stay out late since we have the early game.  All I know is that the panjandrum was a failed British breaching device during WWII.  I think you seem like a standup guy - a guy i would enjoy sharing a beer with, except for the fact that you had to say "son" - that's a  deal breaker for me.  First, what makes you think you're older than man? Secondly, God damn, what's with the "Son" thing? are you from Texas or what?

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 27, 2011, 12:34:26 AM »

Panjandrum:

A very keen post on your part. 

Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.

I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games.  Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk.  Consider this my guilty pleasure.

Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk.  I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 27, 2011, 12:02:25 AM »

I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years.  There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.

There really is a lot of potential; I fealt a little bad drawing it out any further.  You know - salt meet wound - it's kinda mean. I like you guys; I thought you might appreciate the style.  I also knew there were a lot of suckers here, so it was easy.  I'm currently working on some good material for my next venture: EmbryoMAW

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: KU Retards on Facebook

« on: March 26, 2011, 11:57:29 PM »

So, we agree that there are a ton of Jayhawk fans living in Kansas City that never attended KU, and yet you guys cling to that "scientific poll" as if it were the Magna Carta? Puh-lease, I know it's hard out here for a pimp, when you're tryin' to get that money for the rent, when all that Cadillac and gas money's spent, et cetera. 

I keep looking at the FB pages of all my KSU alum friends for any Bball related things to mock, but for the life of me I can't find anything good 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Jimmer

« on: March 26, 2011, 11:49:16 PM »

This thread isn't reaching it's potential... Can we find a way to incorporate KU in it as some sort of derogatory analogy about how Jimmer deserves a better shake than this?  We can do better.  Yes. We. Can.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 11:45:01 PM »

Somehow, some way I'm racist, yet you're talking about lynching me?  Do you even have any black non-athletes there? other than your world famous theatre majors?

edit:  Eric Stonestreet, wooooooo!!!!

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: Bill Self should be fired

« on: March 26, 2011, 11:42:54 PM »

If KU loses more than 2 games Bill Self should be fired!

Oh wait, I guess all that work during the season winning the regular season conference championship (what is that, like 53 or 54 now?) and the tournament championship actually means KU gets an easier path in the NCAA tournament?  That's why you don't lose 10 games fellahs.  If I were you, I would start more threads about how Bill Self ruins talent and is an overall bad dude, that should help with the healing process.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 11:34:30 PM »

You guys really do crack me up.  I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway.  Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on?  Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it...  Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right?

I bigot ku fan.  Big surprise.

You think this "Red in Blue" website he's making is a fringe spin off of the KKK?

Pike - is that a picture of Pullen from the press conference after the Wiscy game?  When that big bad journalist made him cry ? :(((((((

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 11:17:58 PM »

You guys really do crack me up.  I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway.  Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on?  Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it...  Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right?

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 10:56:20 PM »

Still very much enjoying this.  Please continue to display your ignorance and inadequacy. I'll be CK'ing it up over here 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 08:24:11 PM »

Why does beemz have to diss us so hard?! SO HARD!

not beems.

just beeming 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 08:08:24 PM »

You haven't been following the thread have you? I graduated 3 years ago and make more than a KSU engineering major.  Also, I'm from central Kansas originally.  The networking afforded me by the Jayhawk Nation has allowed me to be more successful than I would be had I gone to the oft-forgotten "other school" in Kansas.  Suck my d*ck and lick my B*lls, you cacty fools... 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 05:01:01 PM »

ell
oh
ell....

I like you guys, a lot.  It's all love.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 02:41:22 PM »

Ok, i've done some research and here are my notes:

Well I started by comparing the records/accomplishments in basketball, but frankly it was embarassing and I don't think I could construct a cohesive argument in favor of K-State vis-a-vis Kansas.

So I decided to focus on Football, since I've always heard that we own KU in football.  I was shocked to learn that:

Kansas leads the all-time series 65-38-5 :o
Kansas leads in Lawrence: 37-16-2
Kansas leads in Manhattan: 27-22-3
Kansas' all-time record is 568–550–58 (.508) compared to K-State's, which is 466–610–41 (.436)
Both teams have the same number of bowl victories, and Kansas won the Orange bowl just a few years ago!
Kansas has 8 conference titles compared to K-State's 5
Kansas has won 3 of the last 5? wtf?

All of this was pretty disheartening, so I decided to parse that KC Star article for some salient points.  However, my teacher would not approve of me claiming that polling data as scientific.  Unfortunately, the poll doesn't measure alums living in the KC area, but rather individuals who identify themselves as fans of the program.  Surely the income data for KU fans is diluted due to the number of bandwagon fans in KC who like the Jayhawks, since they are essentially the NBA team of KC, but probably don't hold a degree from that institution.  So, sadly, I was again left grasping at straws.

Now I understand why you say UT is your rival and not KU - because they pretty much own your cacty @sses in every way possible.  So, you  start threads attempting to criticize the success of the program as a way of feeling just a little bit better about your continual failures.  Because I, like Mr. Sheen, am a fan of winning (duh), I have decided to become one of the 51% of applicants who, though accepted, decide not to attend KSU.  I will now be applying to attend that winning school in Lawrence.  Sure, I will be giving up my need based scholarship at KSU, but I'd rather graduate with debt from KU than graduate from the Other SChool in Kansas debt-free.

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 01:34:58 AM »

TrueBlue Hawk - you are a sqwauk, and by definition that means I hate you, and you are a liar and a cheater and everything you say is bullcac, so eff off!  If there are actually any real CATS on this board, I look forward to reading your replys in the morning.  GET OUT OF HERE SQWUAK!

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 01:23:49 AM »

Merits and respect came from reading this board? jfc.

I'm sorry, you guys seem kinda weird about me asking this.  I gotta go to bed now, but I guess i can go to the scout board tomorrow.  I just thought you guys seemed more tuned in to the real facts about it 

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 01:12:05 AM »

I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT

lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot.  PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff  about kU than UT here.  I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!

Your setting is prime territory for some UT smack.  Discussing KSU > KU will likely get you  .  A true EMAW goes directly into the lions den and  .

Maybe I could mix in a little UT smack but I also want to be an advocate for the merits of KSU, and I can tell from reading this board that a lot of EMAW pride comes from how we are a better/more respectful program than kU.  When I tell my friends I'm coming here they always try to talk about how kU is better just cuz they don't really know anything about us.  So I need some good talking points! Some really undeniable stuff...

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 01:03:05 AM »

I think a better tactic would be to do a 5 minute speech on why KSU>UT

lol, I don't wanna get cornered in the parking lot.  PPl would be much more willing to hear negative stuff  about kU than UT here.  I gotta represent the goodness of the Little Apple!

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / Re: K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 12:56:28 AM »

I kno I'm still in high school, but I already hate the sqwuaks.  Isn't that enough to like me?

Srsly, I need some good ideas.  Stuff like the most recent bball beatdown of the hawks, and the last football game, maybe some stats and stuff.  I need a good grade in this class!

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Kansas State Basketball is hard / K-State v. kU talking points

« on: March 26, 2011, 12:40:55 AM »

Hey guys!

I am a high school senior from Texas and I just got accepted to K-State recently.  My stepdad is an alum so I know quiet a bit about the school and i'm very excited.  Since I got accepted Ive been looking around at a few message boards and find this one to be the funniest and probably most in touch with the actual students.  Anyway I have to give a 5 minute speech for a class in a couple weeks about anything, so I wanted to give a speech about why K-State is better than kU.  Ive been reading this site quiet a bit so I can see that theres a lot of humor and camrodery(sp?), which makes me excited about the school.  So I was wondering if you could provide me with some good talking points about us v. kU.  Because this is for a class it can't be vulgar or too crazy, it needs to be pretty legit and verifiable because it will be graded.  Any good info you could provide would be much appreciated.  See y'all in aggieville next year!

EMAW!!!