K-State v. kU talking points

[Dugout DickStone]

You haven't been following the thread have you? I graduated 3 years ago and make more than a KSU engineering major.  Also, I'm from central Kansas originally.  The networking afforded me by the Jayhawk Nation has allowed me to be more successful than I would be had I gone to the oft-forgotten "other school" in Kansas.  Suck my d*ck and lick my B*lls, you cacty fools... 

Are dorks this big for real?

[Cire]

statistics say that you'd be even more successful had you gone to ksu fwiw.

But hey, I"m happy if you are happy duder.

[FranklyFrankYou]

Interesting thing about his claim that the findings were invalid and that "just fans" could be a part of the breakdown...I guess that just further reinforces our point that KU has the most bandwagon fans...seriously doubt that this dude even graduated from KU.  I mean, I'm from Central Kansas, and every dipshit that i met that was a ku fan was either a high school dropout or had graduated and moved on to their illustrious careers at brick plants and meat processing plants.

[Rams]

Let's see, so far our new little friend here has wasted a shitload of time digging up a bunch of worthless stats nobody gives a eff about and he's lied about how much money he makes.  Now we just need him to lie about how much ass he gets (when in reality he's never been laid) and we'll have the KU shitty troll trifecta!   

I'm with Splenda Dick.  We deserve better, damn it!

Also, lol@ you tards that fell for this.

[Rams]

Fact:  K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew.  This really about sums it up.
Fact:  KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire.  Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact:  ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall.  Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.

The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot.  Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.

  

eff you.

[WildcatNation]

Fact:  K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew.  This really about sums it up.
Fact:  KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire.  Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact:  ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall.  Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.

The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot.  Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.

  

eff you.

+1

[EuroCat]

Fact:  K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew.  This really about sums it up.
Fact:  KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire.  Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact:  ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall.  Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.

The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot.  Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.

I like this guy.

[Rams]

Fact:  K-Straight>>>>Gay Jew.  This really about sums it up.
Fact:  KSU men are god fearing, productive citizens, that people across the world admire.  Men want to be them and women want to be with them.
Fact:  ku wimps are a bunch of johnson county mamma's boys who are scared to move more that 30 minutes away from the oak park mall.  Most will break down when confronted by a challenging situation like having a flat tire.

The rest you can just make up to fill your allotted time slot.  Be both convincing and entertaining and this topic should produce an automatic A.

I like this guy.

[FutureCat]

Still very much enjoying this.  Please continue to display your ignorance and inadequacy. I'll be CK'ing it up over here 

[wetwillie]

I 'd at the splenda dick quip top notch stuff

[pike]

Still very much enjoying this.  Please continue to display your ignorance and inadequacy. I'll be CK'ing it up over here 

We enjoy you too, FutreCat 

[FutureCat]

You guys really do crack me up.  I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway.  Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on?  Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it...  Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right?

[Dugout DickStone]

You guys really do crack me up.  I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway.  Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on?  Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it...  Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right?

I bigot ku fan.  Big surprise.

[pike]

You guys really do crack me up.  I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway.  Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on?  Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it...  Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right?

I bigot ku fan.  Big surprise.

You think this "Red in Blue" website he's making is a fringe spin off of the KKK?

[FutureCat]

You guys really do crack me up.  I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway.  Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on?  Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it...  Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right?

I bigot ku fan.  Big surprise.

You think this "Red in Blue" website he's making is a fringe spin off of the KKK?

Pike - is that a picture of Pullen from the press conference after the Wiscy game?  When that big bad journalist made him cry ? :(((((((

[pike]

You guys really do crack me up.  I come here for some good laughs, even when it's at KU's expense, because I realize it's all dumb "chit" anyway.  Maybe some of the more talented of you would want to provide some content for a website I'm working on?  Graham Watson and I are looking to launch a no-holds-barred sporting news website with a real blue-collar feel to it...  Crimson and blue that is, but if you mix those colors together, I guess you get limp-wristed purple right?

I bigot ku fan.  Big surprise.

You think this "Red in Blue" website he's making is a fringe spin off of the KKK?

Pike - is that a picture of Pullen from the press conference after the Wiscy game?  When that big bad journalist made him cry ? :(((((((

Why? Are you asking for a public lynching a la every other racist squawk?

[Cire]

futurecastesportssquawk

[FutureCat]

Somehow, some way I'm racist, yet you're talking about lynching me?  Do you even have any black non-athletes there? other than your world famous theatre majors?

edit:  Eric Stonestreet, wooooooo!!!!

[the KHAN!]

I'm racist

 

[Trim]

I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years.  There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.

[0.42]

I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years.  There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.

yeah, the chance to stick the knife in must either be done with quick, tactical precision or over a very long time scale. none of this half-assed stuff

[FutureCat]

I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years.  There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.

There really is a lot of potential; I fealt a little bad drawing it out any further.  You know - salt meet wound - it's kinda mean. I like you guys; I thought you might appreciate the style.  I also knew there were a lot of suckers here, so it was easy.  I'm currently working on some good material for my next venture: EmbryoMAW

[0.42]

I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years.  There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.

There really is a lot of potential; I fealt a little bad drawing it out any further.  You know - salt meet wound - it's kinda mean. I like you guys; I thought you might appreciate the style.  I also knew there were a lot of suckers here, so it was easy.  I'm currently working on some good material for my next venture: EmbryoMAW

i did like the fact that you set your mythical character in texas. it provided a nice personal touch.

[Panjandrum]

I hope FutureCat starts a 7thGradeEMAW sock or something and really slow plays this joke out over years.  There's a lot of potential in this style of ruse.

There really is a lot of potential; I fealt a little bad drawing it out any further.  You know - salt meet wound - it's kinda mean. I like you guys; I thought you might appreciate the style.  I also knew there were a lot of suckers here, so it was easy.  I'm currently working on some good material for my next venture: EmbryoMAW

I find it kind of odd that a KU fan would spend a Saturday night creating such a ruse and not out spending all of that money he supposedly makes.

Two universal truths of BBSing were on display tonight.  One, if you brag about how much you make on a message board, you don't make cac.  Two, if you're on a different team's board after eleven PM on the weekend, you can't find a woman to save your life.

So, kudos to you, sir.  May you someday find whatever it is you're seeking, because pursuits of this nature are a monumental waste of time and energy, and you must have copious amounts of both.

[FutureCat]

Panjandrum:

A very keen post on your part. 

Your handle reflects a failed design for an incendiary device during WWII (does it subconsciously reflect a failure on your part?), and I appreciate the esoteric/obscure reference.

I am currently in San Antonio, and I have some down time at the hotel between games.  Yes, I've been posting after going out on the riverwalk.  Consider this my guilty pleasure.

Overall, your post demonstrates some good smack talk.  I think you should be able to leverage your skills successfully in your professional life.