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Title: Passing a cop
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on December 31, 2010, 01:52:15 PM
Nothing like cruising down the highway, doing 77, when all of a sudden you get to a cluster of traffic backed up doing 66.  Why? Because there's a cop in one of the lanes and Lord knows you pass a cop who's actually going under speed limit.

Hey morons! They won't pull you over unless you're doing at least 80 because it isn't worth their time.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 31, 2010, 02:07:11 PM
bet TBL would pull your ass over anyway.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: steve dave on December 31, 2010, 02:07:28 PM
same with shooting a cop
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: michigancat on December 31, 2010, 02:09:31 PM
congrats, sanchez.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: 0.42 on December 31, 2010, 02:33:23 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Pett on December 31, 2010, 03:41:26 PM
Man, eff the police. :emawkid:
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on December 31, 2010, 03:55:37 PM
congrats, sanchez.

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Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: bradleigh on January 01, 2011, 11:05:12 AM
Got pulled over going 3 over in that scenario once. Guy was an bad person as you'd expect.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Kat Kid on January 01, 2011, 11:47:37 AM
Nothing like cruising down the highway, doing 77, when all of a sudden you get to a cluster of traffic backed up doing 66.  Why? Because there's a cop in one of the lanes and Lord knows you pass a cop who's actually going under speed limit.

Hey morons! They won't pull you over unless you're doing at least 80 because it isn't worth their time.

That's not true at all.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 01, 2011, 12:15:18 PM
Nothing like cruising down the highway, doing 77, when all of a sudden you get to a cluster of traffic backed up doing 66.  Why? Because there's a cop in one of the lanes and Lord knows you pass a cop who's actually going under speed limit.

Hey morons! They won't pull you over unless you're doing at least 80 because it isn't worth their time.

That's not true at all.

Probably was that bong you had stuck to your face and not the speed.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: yoga-like_abana on January 01, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
In Kansas they have nothing better to do
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: ben ji on January 01, 2011, 12:49:23 PM
In Kansas they have nothing better to do

Amazingly true, I recieved a $30 seatbelt ticket in Leawood last month while sitting in the passenger seat. They literally had a seatbelt checkpoint at 11am......

Recieved a $5 seatbelt ticket as a driver in OP a week later.....

Living life on the edge can get a little expensive   :cool:  :driving:
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: michigancat on January 01, 2011, 12:54:46 PM
In Kansas they have nothing better to do

Amazingly true, I recieved a $30 seatbelt ticket in Leawood last month while sitting in the passenger seat. They literally had a seatbelt checkpoint at 11am......

Recieved a $5 seatbelt ticket as a driver in OP a week later.....

Living life on the edge can get a little expensive   :cool:  :driving:

What kind of a moron doesn't wear a seatbelt?
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Testy Westy on January 01, 2011, 01:04:26 PM
In Kansas they have nothing better to do

Amazingly true, I recieved a $30 seatbelt ticket in Leawood last month while sitting in the passenger seat. They literally had a seatbelt checkpoint at 11am......

Recieved a $5 seatbelt ticket as a driver in OP a week later.....

Living life on the edge can get a little expensive   :cool:  :driving:

What kind of a moron doesn't wear a seatbelt?

or doesn't put it on when they see a police checkpoint ahead?
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: ben ji on January 02, 2011, 03:34:32 PM
In Kansas they have nothing better to do

Amazingly true, I recieved a $30 seatbelt ticket in Leawood last month while sitting in the passenger seat. They literally had a seatbelt checkpoint at 11am......

Recieved a $5 seatbelt ticket as a driver in OP a week later.....

Living life on the edge can get a little expensive   :cool:  :driving:

What kind of a moron doesn't wear a seatbelt?

or doesn't put it on when they see a police checkpoint ahead?

People who live life on the edge  :cool: , maybe you could read a book about it?
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: HeinBallz on January 03, 2011, 12:56:08 AM
I use a 10% rule when passing cops and it's never failed me.   I figure out what speed they're going, add 10%, round down, & pass.    :driving:
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on January 03, 2011, 02:17:28 PM
I just floor it and see if they notice works non of the time  :gocho:
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: AbeFroman on January 03, 2011, 02:57:19 PM
Also, make sure to flip them off as you pass to let them know their slow driving is not appreciated.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: jtksu on January 03, 2011, 03:52:39 PM
Had a discussion with a highway patrol guy one time, over some beers.  Dude said their miles are limited now and that he doesn't bat an eye at a car that isn't going at least ten over, unless it has out of state plates.  If you do have out of state plates, he's probably going to pull you over regardless.  All they're really interested in now is drugs/drug money that passes through on I-70 like you wouldn't believe.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: kougar24 on January 05, 2011, 01:58:49 PM
Had a discussion with a highway patrol guy one time, over some beers.  Dude said their miles are limited now and that he doesn't bat an eye at a car that isn't going at least ten over, unless it has out of state plates.  If you do have out of state plates, he's probably going to pull you over regardless.  All they're really interested in now is drugs/drug money that passes through on I-70 like you wouldn't believe.

Cool story Hansel!
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Brock Landers on January 05, 2011, 02:00:35 PM
Had a discussion with a highway patrol guy one time, over some beers.  Dude said their miles are limited now and that he doesn't bat an eye at a car that isn't going at least ten over, unless it has out of state plates.  If you do have out of state plates, he's probably going to pull you over regardless.  All they're really interested in now is drugs/drug money that passes through on I-70 like you wouldn't believe.


Can confirm this.  There is a Hiway Patrol vehicle sitting in the median at mile 342 of I 70 almost every day.  There are only 3 ways to get pulled over:  Driving over 80, being non-white, or having an out of state plate.  Pulling over the non-white drivers has given Wabaunsee County many hundreds of thousands of $$ in seized/forfeited drug money over the past decade or so.  
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: jtksu on January 05, 2011, 02:20:16 PM
Strangely enough, he said that the majority of mules are average looking, middle aged white dudes.
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Havs on January 06, 2011, 12:21:30 AM
No, stay in the cluster. Kansas Highway Patrol is a bunch of rough ridin' pricks. GTFOTR!!!!  :chainsaw:
Title: Re: Passing a cop
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on January 06, 2011, 11:26:59 AM
No, stay in the cluster. Kansas Highway Patrol is a bunch of rough ridin' pricks. GTFOTR!!!!  :chainsaw:

I usually have to be in the cluster, because the idiots are driving at 68 taking up every lane.