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Title: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: 1/64th on December 22, 2010, 07:10:15 AM
Given:

While a sophomore in high school and working as a Sandwich Artist  :gocho: I gave away free sandwiches to large senior boys so they would have my back.  Worked out well.

Another time while selling Cinnamon Roasted Almonds at the mall in Topeka, I gave Jarrod Cooper a free bag if he would sign an autograph for me.  (This was after JC left K-State). 

Received:

One time a girl at the Topeka Dillards let me keep the super nice wooden hanger that my Polo shirt was hanging on.   :surprised:
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: KSUTOMMY on December 22, 2010, 07:54:48 AM
Received:

One time a girl at the Topeka Dillards let me keep the super nice wooden hanger that my Polo shirt was hanging on.

And what did YOU do for her?  :fatty:
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 22, 2010, 07:58:15 AM
A free tank of gas from Steve Miller the former track coach and AD at K-State for when I went and picked up a famous K-State athlete at MCI.  

I personally witnessed multiple K-State athletes use K-State athletic department phones in an improper manner.   Conrad Colbert then assistant AD at K-State went on real witch hunt when they got the telephone bill.    I believe athletes in question had to reimburse the athletic department for their calls.  

I witnessed multiple K-State athletes get like $3 more from K-State coaches than the allowable daily NCAA per Diem for meals.   I believe these athletes used said windfall to buy additional food stuffs at McDonald's.  

I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot in what appeared to be a veritable potpourri if impermissible benefits while wearing clothing that appeared to be of a highly "extra benefit" nature.



Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: PurpleSleezyE on December 22, 2010, 08:02:03 AM
Great topic!  I have gotten so much free stuff over the years from friends working places it is scary!

My favorite though was getting free subway sandwiches from a high school cuz I would buy him beer. 

I also used to get free CDs from multiple sources in the 90's before security is as strong as it is. 
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: steve dave on December 22, 2010, 08:03:54 AM
I used to not let Michael Smith into the bar on weekends but he's a coach and not a player and that would be the opposite of a benefit anyway...benefit to everyone else I guess.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Bill Clarahan on December 22, 2010, 08:38:30 AM
A free tank of gas from Steve Miller the former track coach and AD at K-State for when I went and picked up a famous K-State athlete at MCI.  

I personally witnessed multiple K-State athletes use K-State athletic department phones in an improper manner.   Conrad Colbert then assistant AD at K-State went on real witch hunt when they got the telephone bill.    I believe athletes in question had to reimburse the athletic department for their calls.  

I witnessed multiple K-State athletes get like $3 more from K-State coaches than the allowable daily NCAA per Diem for meals.   I believe these athletes used said windfall to buy additional food stuffs at McDonald's.  

I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot in what appeared to be a veritable potpourri if impermissible benefits while wearing clothing that appeared to be of a highly "extra benefit" nature.






My ex GF gave free poon to half the FB team while she attended OU.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: justTHEtip on December 22, 2010, 08:40:17 AM
Given:
Made sweet sweet love with the girl of my dreams.    :emawkid:

Received:
Burning senstiations through my entire body when I pee. (See Given)    :ck:
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Scary Smart on December 22, 2010, 08:41:39 AM
A friend of mine paid for Mike Beasley's Swisher Sweets at Dara's one time.  :surprised:
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: CNS on December 22, 2010, 08:50:40 AM
Buddy and I used to rip Dillards off constantly.  He worked there, I played pick up.

Used to hook up anyone who would ask.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: MeatSauce on December 22, 2010, 10:53:00 AM
Tyler Hughes was my lab partner in KIN220 frosh year.  I did 100% of the work.



I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot in what appeared to be a veritable potpourri if impermissible benefits while wearing clothing that appeared to be of a highly "extra benefit" nature.

Did this include the 3 year test drive Adrian Peterson had on that 7 series?
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 22, 2010, 10:55:59 AM
Tyler Hughes was my lab partner in KIN220 frosh year.  I did 100% of the work.



I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot in what appeared to be a veritable potpourri if impermissible benefits while wearing clothing that appeared to be of a highly "extra benefit" nature.

Did this include the 3 year test drive Adrian Peterson had on that 7 series?

No, this was in the days of Brian Bosworth and OU football players on the cover of SI in Orange Jumpsuits.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: sys on December 22, 2010, 10:58:09 AM
I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot.

doesn't surprise me.  would have guessed ku, but ou doesn't surprise me.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: sonofdaxjones on December 22, 2010, 11:04:24 AM
I have sat in the parking lot of the Bud Wilkerson Athletic Dormitory at the University of Oklahoma and witnessed University of Oklahoma football players ingress and egress the parking lot.

doesn't surprise me.  would have guessed ku, but ou doesn't surprise me.

It's a given over in Lawrence, you should have seen the rides they were handing out when Ted Owens was there.   There's a reason the guy was an all world recruiter, but couldn't coach for $hit.

Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Pete on December 22, 2010, 11:06:52 AM
I gave Jason Bennett a coke at our tailgate before a football game when he was a freshman.  He did NOT pay for it.  

I'd be willing to speak with the NCCA about this.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: doom on December 22, 2010, 11:13:10 AM
I gave Jason Bennett a coke at our tailgate before a football game when he was a freshman.  He did NOT pay for it.  

I'd be willing to speak with the NCCA about this.

But his shot block record!   :ck:
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: AbeFroman on December 22, 2010, 12:06:14 PM
Worked at Jimmy Johns in Aggieville and a very drunk Brandon Archer offered to autograph any K-State posters we had in store. I guess you could say an athlete offered impermissible Benefits
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: "storm"nut on December 22, 2010, 12:10:49 PM
Given: Free cups of water on hot days


Received: Free fountain drink refills.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on December 22, 2010, 12:46:32 PM
a hooker once game me the GFE for the price of a handjob.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Brock Landers on December 22, 2010, 01:54:35 PM
In college I worked in the video department at Dillon's.  I told Mitch Running I would waive all of his late fees (about $30 or so) if he scored a touchdown in the next game.  Can't remember which game it was, but he did score a TD. 
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 22, 2010, 02:03:03 PM
I used to work at the KC Nut Co in Oak Park Mall.  I used to give hot girls more than one sample. 
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: dmartin on December 22, 2010, 02:20:30 PM
Used to not charge Jonathan Beasley for print jobs in the Calvin Computer Lab. Also didn't charge attractive females either, so not sure if it counts anymore.

Gave mark simoneau a beer once at woodway.  no way I was sharing with anyone that didn't kick ass every weekend.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Brock Landers on December 22, 2010, 03:30:06 PM
I used to work at the KC Nut Co in Oak Park Mall.  I used to give hot girls more than one sample. 


So lemme get this straight, you let attractive girls sample at least 2 of your nuts?  Bravo, sir.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Havs on December 22, 2010, 03:31:49 PM
I bought Chris  Harper a car, and became a KSU donor... NCAA sanctions pending.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: EMAWmeister on December 22, 2010, 07:14:23 PM
I used to work at the KC Nut Co in Oak Park Mall.  I used to give hot girls more than one sample.  


So lemme get this straight, you let attractive girls sample at least 2 of your nuts?  Bravo, sir.

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Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: pufiZzle on December 22, 2010, 07:22:25 PM
I remember I posted back on ksufans that I gave Beasley a discount at Hat World in the manhattan mall since he autographed a hat for me.  I think sys or waks pm'ed me and told me that I should take the post down IMMEDIATELY since it screamed impermissible benefit.  I didn't take it down tho    :emawkid:
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: powercatmiller on December 22, 2010, 08:59:10 PM
Used to date a girl that worked at TJMaxx in Topeka. Went in bought a pair of jeans, she threw in 3 Polo shirts and a sweet leather jacket that I gave to my mom for Xmas.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: CrushNasty on December 22, 2010, 09:19:45 PM
Bartending. Gave out free drinks to pretty much any athlete I recognized. Past/present/future

 :bartender:
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: sys on December 22, 2010, 09:26:54 PM
I remember I posted back on ksufans that I gave Beasley a discount at Hat World in the manhattan mall since he autographed a hat for me.  I think sys or waks pm'ed me and told me that I should take the post down IMMEDIATELY since it screamed impermissible benefit.  I didn't take it down tho    :emawkid:

definitely wasn't me.  i'm a muckraker.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Fuktard on December 22, 2010, 09:40:05 PM
I used to allow a certain running back from KSU to stay (read eff) at my house in KC on the weekends (did not charge him) during the offseason.  One of his friends (and a former KSU player) went "shopping" in my closet when I was out of town...I did not bring charges  :gocho:  Bought lots of drinks for KSU athletes spending the weekends in KC...many were very appreciative....Michael Smith was not.

While attending the University of Arkansas I saw more violations than I could count, not the least of which was Lee Mayberry (he rode the bus all through high school...father was the janitor) driving a brand new Corvette convertible his first year of school.  Basketball players rode brand new matching scooters for a year after going to the final four.  Local prosecutor donated his daughter to the football and basketball teams for a gang rape...never prosecuted and athletes never missed a game.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: GoodForAnother on December 22, 2010, 11:11:26 PM
I also worked at the Jimmy Johns in Aggieville.  Jason Bennett would come in and buy two Gargantuans roughly 4 times per week.  When he would walk out, I would yell "watch your head!"

I self-reported the incident at the time; Bennett is currently appealing.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: EuroCat on December 22, 2010, 11:40:20 PM
I used to allow a certain running back from KSU to stay (read eff) at my house in KC on the weekends (did not charge him) during the offseason.  One of his friends (and a former KSU player) went "shopping" in my closet when I was out of town...I did not bring charges  :gocho:  Bought lots of drinks for KSU athletes spending the weekends in KC...many were very appreciative....Michael Smith was not.

While attending the University of Arkansas I saw more violations than I could count, not the least of which was Lee Mayberry (he rode the bus all through high school...father was the janitor) driving a brand new Corvette convertible his first year of school.  Basketball players rode brand new matching scooters for a year after going to the final four.  Local prosecutor donated his daughter to the football and basketball teams for a gang rape...never prosecuted and athletes never missed a game.
Weird post.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Lamesauce on December 23, 2010, 08:21:27 AM
Given: Used to wash dishes and bus tables at Perkins Restaurant. We could only keep pies for 48 hours after they were made before we had to throw them out. They used to be cool and let me just take them home when I closed the restaurant, but then we got a new manager who said we had to throw them in the garbage. NO problem, I parked by the dumpster and snuck them into my back seat when it was time to "throw the pies away." Would usually come home with 3 full pies on a good night.  :gocho:

Received: In high school, a good friend worked his way up to assistant manager at Dominos Pizza. Could call in and order whatever pizza or toppings we wanted and just go pick it up without paying. In hindsight, we didn't utilize this as much as we should have. Also, lived in the dorms with a guy who worked at Dara's. Free fountain drinks and he'd bring all the leftover pastries at the end of his shifts.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 23, 2010, 10:01:39 AM
When I worked at Enron in Houston, TX, my friend Ken and I took a few bucks here and there, and then shifted the debt to other subsidiaries, elevating the stock price so when we sold our stock, we made some nice scratch.  Not a huge deal, but we felt like it was a sweet perk.
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: doom on December 23, 2010, 10:19:23 AM
When I worked at Enron in Houston, TX, my friend Ken and I took a few bucks here and there, and then shifted the debt to other subsidiaries, elevating the stock price so when we sold our stock, we made some nice scratch.  Not a huge deal, but we felt like it was a sweet perk.

Weak!
Title: Re: Impermissible Benefits You've Given or Received
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on December 23, 2010, 10:21:19 AM
When I worked at Enron in Houston, TX, my friend Ken and I took a few bucks here and there, and then shifted the debt to other subsidiaries, elevating the stock price so when we sold our stock, we made some nice scratch.  Not a huge deal, but we felt like it was a sweet perk.

Weak!
  Yeah, getting free stuff from hookers is harder and more rewarding than that.