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Title: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: EuroCat on November 21, 2010, 07:52:28 PM
Taylor, your skills as a run first QB will enable you to make an immediate impact on our offense and give you the opportunity to become the next great QB for a school with a long history of running QB's. Also, plz score lots of points as we don't have a "defense" as you may be familiar with at Nebraska.

Mods, please sticky.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: steve dave on November 21, 2010, 08:08:38 PM
Taylor, I invite you to come play db for ksu. Also, thank you for making work amazing this coming week.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: Skipper44 on November 21, 2010, 08:11:07 PM
Also, KSU turned Freeman into a 1st rounder and NFL star(6-3!!!) - NU was planning on turning him into a TE.  

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER!
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: kougar24 on November 21, 2010, 08:17:41 PM
Taylor, I invite you to come play db for ksu. Also, thank you for making work amazing this coming week.

'Grats SD, you've earned it!
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: jtksu on November 21, 2010, 08:49:13 PM
I think Freems is 7-3 now!
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: raquetcat on November 21, 2010, 08:53:39 PM
Taylor, I invite you to come play db for ksu. Also, thank you for making work amazing this coming week.

+1 can't wait to hear the "big 12 is screwing us because they want us to stay in the conference" talk around the 'ole water cooler
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: jtksu on November 21, 2010, 08:54:51 PM
Guys-  would Taylor have to sit out 2 years for transferring to another conference school?  TIA.
Title: Taylor and Crash
Post by: ELL3 on November 21, 2010, 08:55:49 PM
Package deal, Martinez at QB and Ekeler as DC
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: doom on November 21, 2010, 08:57:02 PM
Guys-  would Taylor have to sit out 2 years for transferring to another conference school?  TIA.

We aren't in the Big 10!
Title: Re: Taylor and Crash
Post by: steve dave on November 21, 2010, 09:01:50 PM
Do not want that loser ekeler
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on November 21, 2010, 09:02:53 PM
Taylor, you know how everybody was up there?  Yeah, we're not like that my friend.  Come to us.  Our arms are open.  

We won't slash your tires if you fumble.  Can you get that gurantee up there?
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: theKSU on November 21, 2010, 09:07:03 PM
We love you T-Magic.  Nobody has ever looked faster at the Fam than you. 
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: kstater on November 21, 2010, 09:14:12 PM
I'm gonna have to pass due to being :opcat: and him having a Mexican name.  I'd be fine with him if he switched his name to Joe Smith though.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: jtksu on November 21, 2010, 09:16:25 PM
There has to be a good "mexicans running fast" joke in here somewhere...
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: PandaXpanda on November 21, 2010, 09:26:45 PM
schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: jake4kstate on November 21, 2010, 09:27:37 PM
i want him :ksu:
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: theKSU on November 21, 2010, 09:27:50 PM
Well eff that guy.  
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: chunkles on November 21, 2010, 09:30:34 PM
schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 21, 2010, 09:34:23 PM
 :runaway:
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: doom on November 21, 2010, 09:35:13 PM
schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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effcacbitchtits

He was the guy who was SURE the big12 was not going to stick together and that the UT guys was a moron.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: jtksu on November 21, 2010, 09:42:38 PM
The kid isn't going to quit in the middle of the season.  Gotta get all those goodies from the bowl game first.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: chunkles on November 21, 2010, 09:50:41 PM
schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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fuckshitbitchtits
I mean, they couldn't bother drawing this out a couple days?  Hey Taylor, just relax, compose yourself, watch some porn or cartoons or both, look at your hotass in the mirror and know that your coach got all up in your FACE and said NOTNICETHINGS and that dude pees in his pants (who rough ridin' pees their pants?  Babies do) so he can just rough ridin' go right the eff off since he probably spittled in your face and piddled on your CLEATS and that's gross, bro.  Here that won't happen because our coach wears diapers.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: mcmwcat on November 21, 2010, 10:18:40 PM
schadjoe Joe Schad
Taylor Martinez's HS coach, Matt Logan, told me he just spoke w the QB, who said: "Everything is fine. I haven't quit the team."
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fuckshitbitchtits
I mean, they couldn't bother drawing this out a couple days?  Hey Taylor, just relax, compose yourself, watch some porn or cartoons or both, look at your hotass in the mirror and know that your coach got all up in your FACE and said NOTNICETHINGS and that dude pees in his pants (who rough ridin' pees their pants?  Babies do) so he can just rough ridin' go right the eff off since he probably spittled in your face and piddled on your CLEATS and that's gross, bro.  Here that won't happen because our coach wears diapers.

:fistpump:
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: Pett on November 21, 2010, 10:23:58 PM
Taylor, think about it. We made you look like the Heisman on that one fall night. Don't you wanna have that feeling after EVERY practice? GBR/EMAW.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on November 21, 2010, 10:37:24 PM
Taylor, think about it. We made you look like the Heisman on that one fall night. Don't you wanna have that feeling after EVERY practice? GBR/EMAW.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 21, 2010, 11:29:38 PM
Taylor . . . you don't have to put up with him. 
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 21, 2010, 11:36:05 PM
the situation up there is just amazing. so amazing.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: KSUTOMMY on November 22, 2010, 06:58:47 AM
Taylor, I invite you to come play db for ksu. Also, thank you for making work amazing this coming week.

SD, I'm expecting a "crap SD said to Nubb Fan Fellow Employees" thread sometime today. Should be epic.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: doom on November 22, 2010, 07:10:51 AM
SD I think this is the time for backhanded compliments and purposeful ignorance.  Don't worry, your offense will still click w/ Green.  He started in that win against OU last year right?  Or... It's your first loss of the season nothing to worry about.  Oh this is your second loss?  Who was the first one to?  OMFG?!?  UT?!?!  Even ISU beat them at home!
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on November 22, 2010, 07:20:33 AM
Taylor . . . you don't have to put up with him. 

Taylor.... I know he said he is sorry, but he will do it again....he always does.  Why do you keep going back to him?
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: steve dave on November 22, 2010, 07:34:41 AM
lol, they were crucifying the poor kid on the NU boards last night
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: Bill Clarahan on November 22, 2010, 09:49:02 AM
lol, they were crucifying the poor kid on the NU boards last night

Didn't a similar action happen to a fellow named Jesus some years back.

This could be some kind of omen :dunno:
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on November 22, 2010, 10:03:04 AM
Was a Cornhole Mob waiting for him when they got back from College Station??

Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: MadCat on November 22, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
lol, they were crucifying the poor kid on the NU boards last night

Didn't a similar action happen to a fellow named Jesus some years back.

This could be some kind of omen :dunno:

He will join the K-State team in 3 days time...plus, the holes in his hands and feet will just make him more aerodynamic.  :ksu:
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: yoga-like_abana on November 22, 2010, 10:26:14 AM
Rumblings Lou Ferrigno and Steven Seagal were waiting as Nebraska arrived back to Lincoln to deport Taylor back to Mexico.  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 22, 2010, 11:57:05 AM
Weirdest explanation from a Nub dude yet...

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“Guess the word on the street is that Martinez was ripping the offensive line when he came back onto the field and was texting his Dad complaining about them while he was in the locker room getting looked at. That was why Pelini was poking him in the chest. The Team voted to suspend him for one game, Martinez and his Dad said he would quit … Bo said OK … looks like they decided to accept the suspension and stay on the team. I guess Martinez’, with his Dad’s backing and interference have been raising cain all fall. Guess the Chancellor’s comments were to help protect Pelini from a suspension by the Big XII.. Let them know that something was being done… Anywho that is all I heard from the [name withheld to protect the innocent] rumor line this morning…”
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: AbeFroman on December 02, 2010, 12:39:14 PM
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Zach (Lee) still has the injury that is going to limit his effectiveness. He basically went out and threw his last passes as a Husker on senior day. All reports I’m hearing say he’s still done.
75-80% sure Taylor is gone at the end of the year. Read below for an update there (which I asked somebody pretty close to the program about, and it was basically confirmed as pretty accurate. I was told by another person that the whole cell phone thing happened before he got treatment, but either way it’s what happened in a nutshell. Also, in regards to #3, Bo/staff have called it a turf toe injury. Take that FWIW).


Two or three different sources all report a general version of events as this:


1. Bo's meltdown against Taylor on Saturday night. All agree it was over a cell phone. When Taylor was injured, he was taken to the A&M locker room because that is where the X-Ray facility was. After being X-rayed and cleared, rather than hurry and return to the team, Taylor left the medical staff to walk all the way over to NU's locker room, retrieve his cell phone, and have a conversation with his father. All told, Taylor and his dad waste 10-20 minutes. Bo is pissed on two different levels. One, he needs the kid back in the game and he's wasting time. Two, Bo has a very explicit rule about cell phones in the locker room and on the field. Evidently, Taylor has been busted for this kind of thing in the past.
Taylor comes back out on the field and the medical staff informs Bo of Taylor's activities. You saw the conversation that ensued on national TV. Not pleasant. There are several 'lip-reader' interpretations out there. All have to do with a phone call.


2. Upon returning to Lincoln, the next day finds Taylor's dad having shown up on campus. He's pissed. This has happened with Taylor's dad in the past and Bo pretty much hates dealing with it. They have a meeting with Taylor, Taylor's dad, and Pelini. Pelini explains that Taylor has violated team rules and will be suspended for a game. Evidently, Taylor's dad completely loses it, stating that it is their intention to transfer from NU to somewhere else and that calling it a 'suspension' will keep teams from wanting his son. Bo says, "Fine, call it whatever you want, but your son isn't playing on Friday." The meeting doesn't end well. Rumors swirl like crazy Sunday night that Taylor has quit the team. Technically, he hasn't, but there is enough truth in there to know that something has happened.


3. The next day, Taylor shows up with a walking boot on his foot to practice. He and his dad want him to wear the boot so that people will believe that he is not playing this week because of his ankle, not because he's 'suspended'. As a 'screw you' to Pelini, however, Taylor wears the boot on the wrong foot, causing all sorts of confusion and strange questions from the press. Taylor, in his odd way, thinks this is all some kind of funny joke.
As this little stunt makes its way through the team, former players such as Phillip Dillard start piping up via Twitter and Facebook, describing their thoughts on Taylor and his established history of stunts like this, neglect for team rules, his over-obsessive daddy, etc. Phil calls on the Unity Council to dismiss Martinez from the team. Speculation is that current players are the source of Dillard's anger.

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Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on December 02, 2010, 12:46:04 PM
hmm..interesting. I think everyone can agree on what a crap human being Pelini is.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: parrot14 on December 02, 2010, 12:57:04 PM
Taylor, think about it. We made you look like the Heisman on that one fall night. Don't you wanna have that feeling after EVERY practice? GBR/EMAW.

Taylor, come break more records at BSFS.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on December 02, 2010, 12:58:59 PM
Taylor sounds like a douchebag
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: KSUTOMMY on December 02, 2010, 01:08:07 PM
IMO, they dont win the North w/out Taylor... make no mistake - they still push our poop in, but I dont think they are near as good a team without T-Magic.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on December 02, 2010, 01:21:28 PM
Taylor sounds like a douchebag

Yes, but he's a really fast douche bag.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on December 02, 2010, 01:25:19 PM
Taylor sounds like a douchebag

Yes, but he's a really fast douche bag.

yeah
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: theymightbegiants on December 02, 2010, 04:51:14 PM
We can't have Martinez we have no money.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: Pendergast on December 02, 2010, 05:34:48 PM
Don't need money just churros.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: jtksu on December 02, 2010, 05:49:27 PM
Pretty sure he is a gordita type of guy.
Title: Re: Taylor Martinez Welcome Thread
Post by: chunkles on December 02, 2010, 08:30:28 PM
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Phil calls on the Unity Council to dismiss Martinez from the team.


They have a "Unity Council" that probably eats people.  eff that, I want no part of this little jerk.