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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: chunkles on October 31, 2010, 10:01:06 PM
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1. Ripped the handle off of my locker in 5th grade because the lock sucked and I was :curse:.
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2. decapitated a wasp from 10 feet away by throwing a broomstick like a javelin.
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3. shot a coworker with a rubber band from 20+ away through a large roll of drawings. He was hiding behind them but I hit him in the eye.
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I can't add to this thread right now, but I love it.
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I can't add to this thread right now, but I love it.
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3. shot a coworker with a rubber band from 20+ away through a large roll of drawings. He was hiding behind them but I hit him in the eye.
4. Tried to do this, but the rubber band got stuck in the in the ceiling tiles and is still currently hanging there.
5. Kicked a basketball into the rafters in a gym, it bounced around and dropped into the basket right next to me.
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6. shot a basketball over the pear tree in our front year, and over the backboard....SWISH. I got very good at this and could do it at least once every 10 shots.
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one night i dreamt a conversation that i had with a friend that actually occurred about 4 hours later. pretty much what i'm saying is that i can see the future. no one seemed to care though...
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7. Lived in a badass apartment.
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Held a stingray!
:horrorsurprise:
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"Re-landscaped" my HS football coach's front yard with diesel fuel.
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Hitchhiked across Rhode Island.
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Location: Gf's real nice apt. bathroom, 4:30 a.m., soph yr new years, 2007
Took a crap, sneezed snot all over myself, and threw up on my own feet, in that order, all in the span of about 6 seconds.
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obliterated a butterfly on accident taking a practice swing. the rough rider exploded into dust.
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obliterated a butterfly on accident taking a practice swing. the rough rider exploded into dust.
I like this one.
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Helped found a website where jerk offs talk about awesome stuff I love, but no one else cares about.
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mods, please merge this with the Embarassing Secrets thread, tia.
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Had a huge W in foosball at omalleys
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Beat a black guy in basketball.
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During an American Legion ball game, hit a HR over the lights in center field where it then plummeted like a missile right next to a girls softball pitcher getting ready to pitch on an adjoining field. Scared the crap out of her. (She was my gf at the time) Sosa got nothing on me.
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Shot a grass hopper with an air soft pistol (desert eagle model) at about 15 feet away. split the rough rider in half.
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1. Was on the driving range at Colbert and killed a bird with a shot from my 3 iron. Kind of like the Randy Johnson of golf. I worked there at the time so I drove the Gator down after to confirm the kill.
2. Hate to bring up another rubber band story, but in High School I was messing with one of those super big rubber bands and my math teacher told me to give it to him. I was in the back of the classroom and he was at his desk so he told me to just shoot it up there. I shot it as hard as I could and nailed him right in the glasses. He didn't even flinch even when he knew it was going to hit him which may have been more impressive than my shot.
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When I was 10 or 11, I had like an old tv and a radio and a couple other things in my room that didn't have remotes for them, and apparently I was tired of getting out of bed to turn stuff off. So I came up with the idea to fasten a 5 or 6 ft string to the ceiling with a tennis ball tied at the end. It would hang next to my bed and whenever I needed to shut something off I would just launch the tennis ball towards the off switch. I got pretty good to where I could even flip the light switch on the wall all the way across the room. I did finally end up breaking my radio one day and my mom made me take the tennis ball down, but I think I used that method for over a year.
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one night i dreamt a conversation that i had with a friend that actually occurred about 4 hours later. pretty much what i'm saying is that i can see the future. no one seemed to care though...
Did you show off by saying the stuff that your friend was gonna say right before your friend actually said it?
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When I was 10 or 11, I had like an old tv and a radio and a couple other things in my room that didn't have remotes for them, and apparently I was tired of getting out of bed to turn stuff off. So I came up with the idea to fasten a 5 or 6 ft string to the ceiling with a tennis ball tied at the end. It would hang next to my bed and whenever I needed to shut something off I would just launch the tennis ball towards the off switch. I got pretty good to where I could even flip the light switch on the wall all the way across the room. I did finally end up breaking my radio one day and my mom made me take the tennis ball down, but I think I used that method for over a year.
I had something similar set up with kite handles and hooks. I could turn on/off my light and fan from bed. :cool:
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When I was 10 or 11, I had like an old tv and a radio and a couple other things in my room that didn't have remotes for them, and apparently I was tired of getting out of bed to turn stuff off. So I came up with the idea to fasten a 5 or 6 ft string to the ceiling with a tennis ball tied at the end. It would hang next to my bed and whenever I needed to shut something off I would just launch the tennis ball towards the off switch. I got pretty good to where I could even flip the light switch on the wall all the way across the room. I did finally end up breaking my radio one day and my mom made me take the tennis ball down, but I think I used that method for over a year.
I had something similar set up with kite handles and hooks. I could turn on/off my light and fan from bed. :cool:
Yeah all the cool kids did this pretty much. Yours sounds a lot more complicated though
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I had sex with a girl who claimed to have taken Drew Bledsoe's virginity.
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Threw a sharpened pencil up (and it stuck) in the ceiling at my HS (Wichita NW) in '85. It was there for at least 10 years...not sure if it's still there.
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I had sex with a girl who claimed to have taken Drew Bledsoe's virginity.
Bledsoe's sloppy seconds...now there's something to be proud of.
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First guy in my neighborhood who was able to drop in on Kyle's half pipe on a skateboard AND on my Haro. :gocho:
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I had sex with a girl who claimed to have taken Drew Bledsoe's virginity.
Bledsoe's sloppy seconds...now there's something to be proud of.
Obviously jealous... :blah:
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I'm the worlds best at getting the golf ball on the tee in the snow globe looking things. Bring it on mother fuckers. :comehere:
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Hit the bad beat jackpot playing poker at Prairie Band Casino north of Topeka last night and won $26,000. :gocho:
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Hit the bad beat jackpot playing poker at Prairie Band Casino north of Topeka last night and won $26,000. :gocho:
nice, congrats.
i have an acquaintance that won $96,000 last weekend playing Carribean stud in Vegas. She hit an ace high royal flush on a $50 table w/ a progressive bet.
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Turned a triple play in softball (caught line drive to short, stepped on second, throw to first). :cool:
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When I was 10 or 11, I had like an old tv and a radio and a couple other things in my room that didn't have remotes for them, and apparently I was tired of getting out of bed to turn stuff off. So I came up with the idea to fasten a 5 or 6 ft string to the ceiling with a tennis ball tied at the end. It would hang next to my bed and whenever I needed to shut something off I would just launch the tennis ball towards the off switch. I got pretty good to where I could even flip the light switch on the wall all the way across the room. I did finally end up breaking my radio one day and my mom made me take the tennis ball down, but I think I used that method for over a year.
I had something similar set up with kite handles and hooks. I could turn on/off my light and fan from bed. :cool:
Ditto on prome's
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Hit the bad beat jackpot playing poker at Prairie Band Casino north of Topeka last night and won $26,000. :gocho:
:horrorsurprise:
pretty sure I don't care about this. really rough ridin' sure. goddamn. :bawl: :thumbsup:
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Hit the bad beat jackpot playing poker at Prairie Band Casino north of Topeka last night and won $26,000. :gocho:
:horrorsurprise:
pretty sure I don't care about this. really rough ridin' sure. goddamn. :bawl: :thumbsup:
Big time pakr on Deez's dime. :cheers: :drink: :excited:
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Hit the bad beat jackpot playing poker at Prairie Band Casino north of Topeka last night and won $26,000. :gocho:
:horrorsurprise:
pretty sure I don't care about this. really effing sure. goddamn. :bawl: :thumbsup:
Not only that, it was the third time I've hit the bad beat up there in the last 3 and a half years and won over $20,000 each time. Not to rub it in, though....
:blush:
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made some kick-ass bruschetta
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My Sophmore yr in basketball I scored 27 points in 3 quarters aprox 24 mins. I was 7 for 9 from the 3 pt line
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My Sophmore yr in basketball I scored 27 points in 3 quarters aprox 24 mins. I was 7 for 9 from the 3 pt line
=mods?= plz rename PFKAJTH to "poster formerly known as voskul" or just voskul, tia
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hooked up with a girl out of my league :lick:
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My Sophmore yr in basketball I scored 27 points in 3 quarters aprox 24 mins. I was 7 for 9 from the 3 pt line
dropped 30 once my jr year. :gocho:
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Sky-dived
Held a stingray also as well as walking in the water with them all rough ridin' over and swam right by an eel!!!!
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Bungee jumped from the tallest jump in TX(150').
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Bungee jumped from the tallest jump in TX(150').
How does you neck and back feel after doing that? Looks like it would hurt? :dunno:
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Bungee jumped from the tallest jump in TX(150').
How does you neck and back feel after doing that? Looks like it would hurt? :dunno:
Amazingly, hardly any stress felt what so ever. Bungee progressively slows you down. Not as abrupt as it looks.
Very awesome.
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Bungee jumped from the tallest jump in TX(150').
South Padre Island?
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Bungee jumped from the tallest jump in TX(150').
South Padre Island?
:thumbsup:
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Bungee jumped from the tallest jump in TX(150').
South Padre Island?
:thumbsup:
Done it. Was pretty sweet.
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At the intersection of Anderson and Tuttle Creek just at the right part of the day when the sunset blinds you - following a nasty car accident, I jumped out of my car and pulled two kids out of a rolled Ford Explorer... the driver (parent?) was in full meltdown mode and was just standing there screaming. Felt like it was slow MF motion - felt great when I did it though.
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At the intersection of Anderson and Tuttle Creek just at the right part of the day when the sunset blinds you - following a nasty car accident, I jumped out of my car and pulled two kids out of a rolled Ford Explorer... the driver (parent?) was in full meltdown mode and was just standing there screaming. Felt like it was slow MF motion - felt great when I did it though.
Good job you probably paralyzed them do to spinal injury.
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At the intersection of Anderson and Tuttle Creek just at the right part of the day when the sunset blinds you - following a nasty car accident, I jumped out of my car and pulled two kids out of a rolled Ford Explorer... the driver (parent?) was in full meltdown mode and was just standing there screaming. Felt like it was slow MF motion - felt great when I did it though.
Kind of like Johnny and Ponyboy rescuing the kids from the burning church while all of the other adults just stood around screaming??
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At the intersection of Anderson and Tuttle Creek just at the right part of the day when the sunset blinds you - following a nasty car accident, I jumped out of my car and pulled two kids out of a rolled Ford Explorer... the driver (parent?) was in full meltdown mode and was just standing there screaming. Felt like it was slow MF motion - felt great when I did it though.
Kind of like Johnny and Ponyboy rescuing the kids from the burning church while all of the other adults just stood around screaming??
Stay Golden, KSUTOMMY.
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Bungee jumped from the tallest jump in TX(150').
Bungee jumped over the Nile. :gocho: Great for one-upping people.
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struck out 14 hitters pitching a 5 inning little league game
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Hit 14 straight three pointers just screwing around. Missed one then hit 8 more in a row.
Usually, its much closer to the opposite.
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I was playing against Tim Banks (former KU player) and I was guarding him at the 3 point line and he says "Dude, you can't guard me out here." Then he tries to take me to the hole and I send his weak ass layup attempt. Then he gets it up top, and tries to shoot a 3 over me and I send his crap again.
He was all :ck: