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Title: Wind
Post by: _33 on October 27, 2010, 09:14:40 PM
Good grief.  Get out of my face loser.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 27, 2010, 09:17:36 PM
 :kstatriot:  <  but my kite rippling in the wind today at Berkley Park
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 27, 2010, 09:22:34 PM
notre dame doesn't like wind either.  Dude did his best texas a&m impersonation.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 27, 2010, 09:23:30 PM
Those assholes from Chicago can kiss are ass. This is bullshit.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: jmlynch1 on October 27, 2010, 09:31:38 PM
Love wind. LOVE it.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 27, 2010, 09:36:24 PM
It's so Kansasy. I love it.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: _33 on October 28, 2010, 08:06:57 AM
Anybody know if it's going to be windy today?  :blank:
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 28, 2010, 08:12:28 AM
Anybody know if it's going to be windy today?  :blank:

you know what's worse than a windy day? a cold windy day. i hate wind. hate it. imagine being outside with wet socks on and it's kind of cold and windy and starting to lightly sprinkle. just horrible, huh?
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: _33 on October 28, 2010, 08:22:25 AM
Anybody know if it's going to be windy today?  :blank:

you know what's worse than a windoy day? a cold windy day. i hate wind. hate it. imagine being outside with wet socks on and it's kind of cold and windy and starting to lightly sprinkle. just horrible, huh?

You should have seen my face after reading your post.  I got so sad/frustrated just thinking about that scenario.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 28, 2010, 08:28:45 AM
who hates chapped lips? This guy.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on October 28, 2010, 11:18:58 AM
Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 28, 2010, 11:26:12 AM
Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.


humidity is great. i would take five humidities to one win any day of the week.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: broXcore on October 28, 2010, 11:29:08 AM
notre dame doesn't like wind either.  Dude did his best texas a&m impersonation.
gonna be a lot of fall-out from this incident
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: _33 on October 28, 2010, 12:41:15 PM
Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.

Yeah, I remember the time humidity blew dirt in my eye at a baseball game and scratched my eyeball and caused me immense pain.  Or the time I picked up my hot dog to take a bite and humidity blew my plate (which had potato chips on it) all the way across the yard and everyone laughed at me.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 28, 2010, 12:44:16 PM
I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 28, 2010, 12:48:51 PM
Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.

Yeah, I remember the time humidity blew dirt in my eye at a baseball game and scratched my eyeball and caused me immense pain.  Or the time I picked up my hot dog to take a bite and humidity blew my plate (which had potato chips on it) all the way across the yard and everyone laughed at me.

knock knock
who's there
there are two of us here. humidity and wind.
oh. alright then. come on in humidity. wind, you can stay outside where you belong and probably just leave the area altogether. nobody likes you. sorry to have to be the a-hole here but it's just the way it is wind. don't shoot the messenger. good luck to you on your journeys.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: steve dave on October 28, 2010, 01:04:17 PM
So, a guy walks into a bar and another guy runs up and boots him in the nutsack.  The first guy cocks back his fist to punch the guy that kicked him but then stops and says, "Oh, sorry, I thought you were wind.  Almost hit you there. Also, don't boot me in the ballsack again if it's not too much trouble.  Good day."
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 28, 2010, 04:09:27 PM
Yeah I hate HATEwind, but his cousin, breeze  :love:.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Benja on October 28, 2010, 08:33:54 PM
I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

Boom. Fuckin' nailed it. When was the last time humidity did anything to help anybody? Wind's all like, "Oh hai you guys, can I make your kites fly and push your sail boat around for you? Do you own a flag? Would you like it to flap in the wind? You know all those leaves in your front yard you've been avoiding raking up? Well give me a couple weeks and I'll prob just scatter most of them around your neighbors yards anyways. Problem solved.

How many times have you told that story we're you're like "Ya, Phil, Sebastian and I we're so darn HOT at the BALLGAME we thought we were gonna DIE, but then the WIND PICKED UP a bit, and it like, HELPED SO MUCH US TO FEEL BETTER."

Humidity is just all like, "Hey, you know this unbearably hot gross day? How about I come make it GROSSER?"
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 29, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

Boom. Fuckin' nailed it. When was the last time humidity did anything to help anybody? Wind's all like, "Oh hai you guys, can I make your kites fly and push your sail boat around for you? Do you own a flag? Would you like it to flap in the wind? You know all those leaves in your front yard you've been avoiding raking up? Well give me a couple weeks and I'll prob just scatter most of them around your neighbors yards anyways. Problem solved.

How many times have you told that story we're you're like "Ya, Phil, Sebastian and I we're so darn HOT at the BALLGAME we thought we were gonna DIE, but then the WIND PICKED UP a bit, and it like, HELPED SO MUCH US TO FEEL BETTER."

Humidity is just all like, "Hey, you know this unbearably hot gross day? How about I come make it GROSSER?"

Grosser isn't a word.  Your argument is void.  (Don't worry, you were on the dumb side of the argument anyways)
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Joker on October 29, 2010, 12:30:52 PM
kitten_mittons
rough ridin' Creep

 :horrorsurprise:

Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Jeffy on October 29, 2010, 12:48:26 PM
A distinct case of "Nebraska Sucks" and "Oklahoma Blows."
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 29, 2010, 12:51:03 PM
kitten_mittons
effing Creep

 :horrorsurprise:



 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 29, 2010, 01:03:22 PM
kitten_mittons
rough ridin' Creep

 :horrorsurprise:



must have been the cannibalism thread.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 29, 2010, 01:16:31 PM
kitten_mittons
rough ridin' Creep

 :horrorsurprise:



must have been the cannibalism thread.

yeah, pretty rude, right?
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 30, 2010, 10:38:27 AM
I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

Boom. effin' nailed it. When was the last time humidity did anything to help anybody? Wind's all like, "Oh hai you guys, can I make your kites fly and push your sail boat around for you? Do you own a flag? Would you like it to flap in the wind? You know all those leaves in your front yard you've been avoiding raking up? Well give me a couple weeks and I'll prob just scatter most of them around your neighbors yards anyways. Problem solved.

How many times have you told that story we're you're like "Ya, Phil, Sebastian and I we're so darn HOT at the BALLGAME we thought we were gonna DIE, but then the WIND PICKED UP a bit, and it like, HELPED SO MUCH US TO FEEL BETTER."

Humidity is just all like, "Hey, you know this unbearably hot gross day? How about I come make it GROSSER?"

Grosser isn't a word.  Your argument is void.  (Don't worry, you were on the dumb side of the argument anyways)

Dont listen to him Benja, you were NAILING it!!!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Benja on November 01, 2010, 04:24:48 AM
Aw, wind isn't so bad.

It's not like that losery humidity.  Humidity needs to GTFOOMF.


humidity is great. i would take five humidities to one win any day of the week.

Don't even joke about that. I've seen what five humidities can do to a man.
Title: Re: Wind
Post by: Benja on November 01, 2010, 04:28:34 AM
I remember the time i had a sweaty ball sac because the wind. Luckily humidity dried it out for me.

Boom. effin' nailed it. When was the last time humidity did anything to help anybody? Wind's all like, "Oh hai you guys, can I make your kites fly and push your sail boat around for you? Do you own a flag? Would you like it to flap in the wind? You know all those leaves in your front yard you've been avoiding raking up? Well give me a couple weeks and I'll prob just scatter most of them around your neighbors yards anyways. Problem solved.

How many times have you told that story we're you're like "Ya, Phil, Sebastian and I we're so darn HOT at the BALLGAME we thought we were gonna DIE, but then the WIND PICKED UP a bit, and it like, HELPED SO MUCH US TO FEEL BETTER."

Humidity is just all like, "Hey, you know this unbearably hot gross day? How about I come make it GROSSER?"

Grosser isn't a word.  Your argument is void.  (Don't worry, you were on the dumb side of the argument anyways)

Dont listen to him Benja, you were NAILING it!!!  :thumbsup:

Thanks man! kitten mittons was being mean  :frown: