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Title: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 11:42:58 AM
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



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Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: jtksu on October 27, 2010, 11:44:24 AM
Rene doesn't own Spangles, bro.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: "storm"nut on October 27, 2010, 11:46:05 AM
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



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Did not know that Wichita State changed there name to Duke or Michigan State. Congrats on the name change. :lol:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 27, 2010, 11:47:00 AM
My god, the 2nd and 3rd posters in this thread need to die.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: j-von on October 27, 2010, 11:49:23 AM
 :katpak:

My post of the week award goes to you sir.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 27, 2010, 11:53:53 AM
I can't disagree with anything that TheShocker said.  Love him.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 27, 2010, 12:07:06 PM
Welcome  :opcat:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: FP TC etc. on October 27, 2010, 12:07:51 PM
I'll sure miss that little spick  :frown:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: bakerman on October 27, 2010, 12:14:09 PM
it must really suck to be a small, nonathletic white guy....
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: T42YS on October 27, 2010, 12:35:32 PM
Thank god you're here.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 12:36:48 PM
it must really suck to be a small, nonathletic white guy....

I bet! Unfortunately I do not have a newsletter for this particular topic but if you wanted to make one I would be very interested in subscribing so please keep me updated! Thanks friend!
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: bakerman on October 27, 2010, 12:38:37 PM
it must really suck to be a small, nonathletic white guy....

I bet! Unfortunately I do not have a newsletter for this particular topic but if you wanted to make one I would be very interested in subscribing so please keep me updated! Thanks friend!

I wouldn't have the perspective on the subject that you could give.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: CNS on October 27, 2010, 12:50:24 PM
Needs more fish
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: MakeItRain on October 27, 2010, 01:02:11 PM
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



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That pic is now the wallpaper on my phone, and my laptop, rough ridin' fantastic.  Will you buy me a mmmmudslide?



Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: EllToPay on October 27, 2010, 01:07:24 PM



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pfffttt...
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: Johnny Wichita on October 27, 2010, 01:08:20 PM
TheShocker's post makes me happy.  I don't know why exactly.  It just does.  
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: EllToPay on October 27, 2010, 01:13:24 PM
Shocker, please put the same post on KU rebel BBS to see if that site has grown up yet. tia.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: slimz on October 27, 2010, 01:20:50 PM
It's gonna be a wild cherry mudslide kinda season for KU.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 01:41:30 PM
Shocker, please put the same post on KU rebel BBS to see if that site has grown up yet. tia.

Hello friend! Thanks for replying to my thread two times! As a reward, I present you this:

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Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: FHSU92 on October 27, 2010, 01:51:24 PM
It's too bad KSt8 and KU only play 2 of the D2 schools every year.  When does WSU appear on Kazzu's schedule again?   

Must say the MIAA will be tough as I think WSU will put the pressure on my Tigers for the div championship this year.  Just wish WSU wasn't black/gold as it makes it tough to tell which team has the most fans when they play FHSU and ESU (ESU does have a more CU-type gold tho).
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 02:00:38 PM
It's too bad KSt8 and KU only play 2 of the D2 schools every year.  When does WSU appear on Kazzu's schedule again?  

Must say the MIAA will be tough as I think WSU will put the pressure on my Tigers for the div championship this year.  Just wish WSU wasn't black/gold as it makes it tough to tell which team has the most fans when they play FHSU and ESU (ESU does have a more CU-type gold tho).


This poster is incredibly misinformed! The Wichita State University Spangleshocks play in the Missouri Valley Conference! The MVC is substantially better than the Big 12 and I've proved this many times over. Thanks for the reply but please do some research before posting next time! Only serious basketball discussion here!
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: EllToPay on October 27, 2010, 02:01:13 PM
Shocker, please put the same post on KU rebel BBS to see if that site has grown up yet. tia.

Hello friend! Thanks for replying to my thread two times! As a reward, I present you this:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi126.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp87%2Ftheshocker731%2Fkellycat.jpg&hash=566a7d64cd367e7895c724f709192a90ee6138f3)

:surprised:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: treysolid on October 27, 2010, 02:03:24 PM

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proof that curtis looks good wearing any type of headgear.   :love:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: kso_FAN on October 27, 2010, 02:03:38 PM
It's too bad KSt8 and KU only play 2 of the D2 schools every year.  When does WSU appear on Kazzu's schedule again?  

Must say the MIAA will be tough as I think WSU will put the pressure on my Tigers for the div championship this year.  Just wish WSU wasn't black/gold as it makes it tough to tell which team has the most fans when they play FHSU and ESU (ESU does have a more CU-type gold tho).


This poster is incredibly misinformed! The Wichita State University Spangleshocks play in the Missouri Valley Conference! The MVC is substantially better than the Big 12 and I've proved this many times over. Thanks for the reply but please do some research before posting next time! Only serious basketball discussion here!

QFT.  I would hate to go to Drake and Evansville.  
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 02:08:09 PM

QFT.  I would hate to go to Drake and Evansville.  


First of all, thanks for the reply! However I must correct your post because Drake is not a city! If you tried to find it on a globe you would be looking for a really long time! It is the name of a University though so I guess I can understand your confusion. Great try through! Keep up the good work and I'm sure you'll do much better next time!
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: gatoveintisiete on October 27, 2010, 02:31:16 PM
North Carolina's state basketball rankings just came in this afternoon.

#1 Appalachian State

#2 Duke

#3 North Carolina

Doms team left out of the top 3, how dissapointing  :flush:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: steve dave on October 27, 2010, 02:32:31 PM
Hello The Shocker  :adios:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 02:42:56 PM
Hello The Shocker  :adios:


Hello stevedave? Oops, I typed a questions mark instead of a exclamation point! Oh well, might as well roll with it now!   
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: LickNeckey on October 27, 2010, 02:51:30 PM
Hi SHOCKER! It's nice to have such energetic well informed basketball commentary at such an early date!  I will admit that I was a little dissapointed to see the Cats come in second in the most recent polling but can find no fault in your analysis!  Best of luck this year, pal!
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: kougar24 on October 27, 2010, 03:11:49 PM
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



That's all for now folks but please subscribe to my newsletter to get the latest info on Shocker basketball and Spangles! Adieu mes amis!


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:love: :love: :love:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: Newman Patti on October 27, 2010, 03:23:38 PM
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



That's all for now folks but please subscribe to my newsletter to get the latest info on Shocker basketball and Spangles! Adieu mes amis!


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Don't forget about Newman! We were picked to finish third in the Heartland Conference this season!
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 27, 2010, 05:11:06 PM
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



That's all for now folks but please subscribe to my newsletter to get the latest info on Shocker basketball and Spangles! Adieu mes amis!


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Don't forget about Newman! We were picked to finish third in the Heartland Conference this season!
You're a horrible sock.  Quit ruining The Shocker's genius thread.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 27, 2010, 05:12:28 PM
pretty sure it was shockers sock.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 27, 2010, 05:22:08 PM
I like Newman Patti.  Let's talk roundball!
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 07:32:33 PM
pretty sure it was shockers sock.


Congratulations, you just hurt my feelings more than I ever thought possible.   :cry:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 28, 2010, 07:11:05 AM
pretty sure it was shockers sock.

So while most people will make a sock and make the sock say something ridiculous/funny, the shocker would make a sock that is unfunny/boring/unoriginal?  Although I could totally see him doing that, I think he would accidentally say something funny in one of the posts.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: felix rex on October 28, 2010, 07:24:13 AM
My wife (a high-roller alongside the Stevens in the elite Lebanese-Wichitan community) highly approves of the term "spangleshocks".
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 28, 2010, 09:24:47 AM
My wife (a high-roller alongside the Stevens in the elite Lebanese-Wichitan community) highly approves of the term "spangleshocks".

Point of  clairification: Is it pronounced spangles-hawks? or spangle-shocks?  Def. think spangle-shock makes more sence but just wasn't sure.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 28, 2010, 10:17:49 AM
My wife (a high-roller alongside the Stevens in the elite Lebanese-Wichitan community) highly approves of the term "spangleshocks".

Point of  clairification: Is it pronounced spangles-hawks? or spangle-shocks?  Def. think spangle-shock makes more sence but just wasn't sure.


Definitely pronounced "Spangle-Shocks" you silly goose!
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2010, 01:15:08 PM
Does your wife's vagina smell like hummus?  I beat it does.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: Maccat on October 28, 2010, 04:50:06 PM
29-9 what are out of your mind Shocker. :horrorsurprise: :combofan:
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2010, 05:03:59 PM
LSIQ.  Its two ninety-nine, not twenty-nine nine.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: Maccat on October 28, 2010, 05:10:45 PM
Yea but for dipshits like you, 2.9-9 would've been to hard to figure out. Fair enough?
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: jtksu on October 28, 2010, 05:13:43 PM
So you did 29-9?  That's borderline Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) bro.  And it's on the tard side of the line, too.
Title: Re: Hello friends!
Post by: TheShocker on October 28, 2010, 05:39:20 PM
Does your wife's vagina smell like hummus?  I beat it does.

Holy moley guacamole! This post is offensive to both vaginas and hummuses! Please delete!