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Offline TheShocker

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Hello friends!
« on: October 27, 2010, 11:42:58 AM »
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



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Offline jtksu

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Re: Hello friends!
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2010, 11:44:24 AM »
Rene doesn't own Spangles, bro.
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Re: Hello friends!
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2010, 11:46:05 AM »
Quote from: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 11:42:58 AM
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



That's all for now folks but please subscribe to my newsletter to get the latest info on Shocker basketball and Spangles! Adieu mes amis!








Did not know that Wichita State changed there name to Duke or Michigan State. Congrats on the name change. :lol:
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Re: Hello friends!
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2010, 11:47:00 AM »
My god, the 2nd and 3rd posters in this thread need to die.
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Re: Hello friends!
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2010, 11:49:23 AM »
 :katpak:

My post of the week award goes to you sir.   :cheers:
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Re: Hello friends!
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2010, 11:53:53 AM »
I can't disagree with anything that TheShocker said.  Love him.
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2010, 12:07:06 PM »
Welcome  :opcat:
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2010, 12:07:51 PM »
I'll sure miss that little spick  :frown:
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2010, 12:14:09 PM »
it must really suck to be a small, nonathletic white guy....
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2010, 12:35:32 PM »
Thank god you're here.
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2010, 12:36:48 PM »
Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on October 27, 2010, 12:14:09 PM
it must really suck to be a small, nonathletic white guy....

I bet! Unfortunately I do not have a newsletter for this particular topic but if you wanted to make one I would be very interested in subscribing so please keep me updated! Thanks friend!
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« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2010, 12:38:37 PM »
Quote from: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 12:36:48 PM
Quote from: Toupe Tactics Always Fail on October 27, 2010, 12:14:09 PM
it must really suck to be a small, nonathletic white guy....

I bet! Unfortunately I do not have a newsletter for this particular topic but if you wanted to make one I would be very interested in subscribing so please keep me updated! Thanks friend!

I wouldn't have the perspective on the subject that you could give.
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« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2010, 12:50:24 PM »
Needs more fish
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2010, 01:02:11 PM »
Quote from: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 11:42:58 AM
Well-respected college basketball analyst TheShocker is here again to share my preseason STATE OF KANSAS BASKETBALL RANKINGS!

I know you're all very excited and are probably struggling to conceal your boners at this point so we'll skip right to the climax of this BBIQ orgy!


1. WSU - Backed by local entrepreneur and fast food innovator Rene Stevens, the mighty Shockers are loaded and once again poised to RESTORE THE ORDER and will reclaim the title as the greatest team in the state of Kansas.  It has been nearly two years since the mighty WuShock Clan could make that claim!

2. KSTATEO - The Cats will miss the little beaner point guard they had last year but the bearded negro is poised to step up his game! Look for the Cats to make lots of noise! Mostly growls and stuff! RAWR GO CATS!

3. KU - Once again the Jays are found at the bottom of rankings.  Count on them to disgrace the entire state with their suckiness and one of their players will probably assault someone.



That's all for now folks but please subscribe to my newsletter to get the latest info on Shocker basketball and Spangles! Adieu mes amis!





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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2010, 01:07:24 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2010, 01:08:20 PM »
TheShocker's post makes me happy.  I don't know why exactly.  It just does.  
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« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2010, 01:13:24 PM »
Shocker, please put the same post on KU rebel BBS to see if that site has grown up yet. tia.
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« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2010, 01:20:50 PM »
It's gonna be a wild cherry mudslide kinda season for KU.
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« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2010, 01:41:30 PM »
Quote from: EllToPay on October 27, 2010, 01:13:24 PM
Shocker, please put the same post on KU rebel BBS to see if that site has grown up yet. tia.

Hello friend! Thanks for replying to my thread two times! As a reward, I present you this:

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« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2010, 01:51:24 PM »
It's too bad KSt8 and KU only play 2 of the D2 schools every year.  When does WSU appear on Kazzu's schedule again?   

Must say the MIAA will be tough as I think WSU will put the pressure on my Tigers for the div championship this year.  Just wish WSU wasn't black/gold as it makes it tough to tell which team has the most fans when they play FHSU and ESU (ESU does have a more CU-type gold tho).
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« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2010, 02:00:38 PM »
Quote from: FHSU92 on October 27, 2010, 01:51:24 PM
It's too bad KSt8 and KU only play 2 of the D2 schools every year.  When does WSU appear on Kazzu's schedule again?  

Must say the MIAA will be tough as I think WSU will put the pressure on my Tigers for the div championship this year.  Just wish WSU wasn't black/gold as it makes it tough to tell which team has the most fans when they play FHSU and ESU (ESU does have a more CU-type gold tho).


This poster is incredibly misinformed! The Wichita State University Spangleshocks play in the Missouri Valley Conference! The MVC is substantially better than the Big 12 and I've proved this many times over. Thanks for the reply but please do some research before posting next time! Only serious basketball discussion here!
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« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2010, 02:01:13 PM »
Quote from: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 01:41:30 PM
Quote from: EllToPay on October 27, 2010, 01:13:24 PM
Shocker, please put the same post on KU rebel BBS to see if that site has grown up yet. tia.

Hello friend! Thanks for replying to my thread two times! As a reward, I present you this:



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« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2010, 02:03:24 PM »
Quote from: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 01:41:30 PM



proof that curtis looks good wearing any type of headgear.   :love:
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« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2010, 02:03:38 PM »
Quote from: TheShocker on October 27, 2010, 02:00:38 PM
Quote from: FHSU92 on October 27, 2010, 01:51:24 PM
It's too bad KSt8 and KU only play 2 of the D2 schools every year.  When does WSU appear on Kazzu's schedule again?  

Must say the MIAA will be tough as I think WSU will put the pressure on my Tigers for the div championship this year.  Just wish WSU wasn't black/gold as it makes it tough to tell which team has the most fans when they play FHSU and ESU (ESU does have a more CU-type gold tho).


This poster is incredibly misinformed! The Wichita State University Spangleshocks play in the Missouri Valley Conference! The MVC is substantially better than the Big 12 and I've proved this many times over. Thanks for the reply but please do some research before posting next time! Only serious basketball discussion here!

QFT.  I would hate to go to Drake and Evansville.  
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« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2010, 02:08:09 PM »
Quote from: ksu_FAN on October 27, 2010, 02:03:38 PM

QFT.  I would hate to go to Drake and Evansville.  


First of all, thanks for the reply! However I must correct your post because Drake is not a city! If you tried to find it on a globe you would be looking for a really long time! It is the name of a University though so I guess I can understand your confusion. Great try through! Keep up the good work and I'm sure you'll do much better next time!
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