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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Havs on October 20, 2010, 09:16:58 PM
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GO FOR IT!!! Theres nothing a girl likes more than a dude who holds up a goEMAW.com Katpak head on National TV.
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GO FOR IT WINTZ!!!!
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:facepalm:
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Winters, do you need some guy-to-guy advice? Get her drunk.
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It's ok, Winters. Someday, you'll get some poon.
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:flush:
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Winters has more game than Ben Roethlisberger.... :gocho:
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YOU CAN DO IT!
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YES!
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If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB. Don't want to knock up some slut.
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If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB. Don't want to knock up some slut.
Excellent point. Can't deny this logic.
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I can ask her if she thinks you're hot if that helps
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we're all talking about TBL's daughter.
:lol:
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we're all talking about TBL's daughter.
:lol:
Umm, no. She'd castrate him if he tried. Absolutely no doubt about that. Sorry, Winters.
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If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB. Don't want to knock up some slut.
Excellent point. Can't deny this logic.
FYI - She may be offended by the offer. However, be persistent. It pays off in the end.
:fatty:
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Looks like a homecoming queen, but you can for sure get her bro. I mean, you are the winterz.. <3 ya. :kstatriot:
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What did I miss here?
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What did I miss here?
Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.
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is Winters taking one for the team? :users:
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I remember when Winterz was just a boy. Now he's on the verge of becoming a man.
:cry:
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Wintz, make sure you don't wash your hands after. We'll let jtksu smell them at the next pak'r for confirmation.
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What did I miss here?
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What did I miss here?
Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.
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:DidNotHelp:
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Wintz, make sure you don't wash your hands after. We'll let jtksu smell them at the next pak'r for confirmation.
would jtksu know what he was smelling :dunno:
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What did I miss here?
Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.
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What are the odds that someone Winters' age even understands this reference? Wasn't that movie made like 10-15 years before he was born?
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What did I miss here?
from what i have gathered, young winterz is about to embark on a trip into manhood. a young lady (cannot confirm or deny her attractiveness) has caught his eye and he is ready to consumate the relationship the old fashion way. he may or may not wear the katpak head while giving it to her. it will, no doubt, be the best 32 seconds of his young life.
:kstatriot:
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has to be a fb update.
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What did I miss here?
Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.
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:DidNotHelp:
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How about now.
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Soon to be Winters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjF93E4LjlA
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Winters...sage advice.
Before this all goes down, have a couple of beers. That way, when she tells people you suck, you can say, "But I was drunk."
Now, you may be drunk or you may not be, but that's irrelevant. This will increase your chances with other women after she starts smearing your good name.
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i'm getting nervous for him :ohno:
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i'm getting nervous for him :ohno:
Maybe we should all drink. :dunno:
:drink:
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it's imperative that you clean out the pipes multiple times before travelling down this road.
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Poster classifications for this thread:
Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager
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Poster classifications for this thread:
Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager
As the goEMAW.com Director of Poster Relations, I want to congratulate you on taking your job seriously. Doing a great job, bucco.
Here's a gold star.
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:blush:
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Poster classifications for this thread:
Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager
As the goEMAW.com Director of Poster Relations, I want to congratulate you on taking your job seriously. Doing a great job, bucco.
Here's a gold star.
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True, really enjoying these.
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it's imperative that you clean out the pipes multiple times before travelling down this road.
He means masturbate a bunch.
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Hey tards, I understand winters is about to get laid (not that surpising as he's been pak'n a lot lately and likely wearing his goEMAW pin). What I want to know is what happened that prompted Havs to start a thread on it.
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Hey tards, I understand winters is about to get laid (not that surpising as he's been pak'n a lot lately and likely wearing his goEMAW pin). What I want to know is what happened that prompted Havs to start a thread on it.
Does Havs have a sister?
Maybe they met at Farmageddon???
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I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water. NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.
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Winters ... start counting all the prime numbers in your head while you're doing it, then do times tables with 17 and 19 (ex: 17 x 2 = 34; 17 x 3 = 51, etc.). Believe it or not, it takes your mind of how long you're lasting with her, and you actually last longer. When she starts talking, the girls will line up like Husker fans at a soup line.
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If you want her to talk you up to her friends, all you have to do is tip her more than you normally would.
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I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water. NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.
Only Child. :pbj:
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I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water. NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.
Only Child. :pbj:
Hey Havs, what prompted you to start a thread about Winters' upcoming sexing up of a lucky girl?
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I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water. NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.
Only Child. :pbj:
Hey Havs, what prompted you to start a thread about Winters' upcoming sexing up of a lucky girl ISU poster?
:dunno:
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Don't forget to talk to the little man in the canoe!
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Winters ... start counting all the prime numbers in your head while you're doing it, then do times tables with 17 and 19 (ex: 17 x 2 = 34; 17 x 3 = 51, etc.). Believe it or not, it takes your mind of how long you're lasting with her, and you actually last longer. When she starts talking, the girls will line up like Husker fans at a soup line.
Generally, I have a better time sexing a girl then I have doing math. So I usually focus on the sexing :dunno:
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wintz, please post play by play updates in this thread while you're sexing up your girl, and the more experienced goEMAW community can post tips and tricks for you to enjoy your sexing more
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Munch a lot beforehand because you won't have a clue how to screw well.
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I would highly recommend the "diagonal thrust" technique. They can't get enough of that crap.
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Munch a lot beforehand because you won't have a clue how to screw well.
True, it's gonna take you at least 5 times to get in a decent rhythm with this chick. At least.
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Doggy!
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Use your thumb
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Think of it this way Winters, you two are both, what 14 or 15? Whatever age, you're both virgins. So, no matter what you do, she'll have no idea whether it was even sex or not, much less whether or not it was any good. You could go out, buy her an ice cream cone, punch her in the mouth, light up a Pall Mall and then say "So was it good for you?" And she'd be like "Yeah I think so."
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Forget my advice earlier Wintz. Do the domestic violence/ice cream thing that Dlew does.
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What about Rufies?
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What about Rufies?
:horrorsurprise:
Not a good idea, son. Not a good idea.
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What about Rufies?
:horrorsurprise:
Not a good idea, son. Not a good idea.
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What about Rufies?
:horrorsurprise: :facepalm:
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What about Rufies?
Rufies are for pussies. My vote is for the ice-cream maneuver. Old classics never die.
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Think of it this way Winters, you two are both, what 14 or 15? Whatever age, you're both virgins. So, no matter what you do, she'll have no idea whether it was even sex or not, much less whether or not it was any good. You could go out, buy her an ice cream cone, punch her in the mouth, light up a Pall Mall and then say "So was it good for you?" And she'd be like "Yeah I think so."
Dlew, dlew, dlew, not every one lost their virginity the same way you did.
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Man, this thread was beautiful.