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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: Havs on October 20, 2010, 09:16:58 PM

Title: Winters!!!
Post by: Havs on October 20, 2010, 09:16:58 PM
GO FOR IT!!! Theres nothing a girl likes more than a dude who holds up a goEMAW.com Katpak head on National TV. 
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 20, 2010, 09:31:41 PM
GO FOR IT WINTZ!!!!
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Winters on October 20, 2010, 09:34:31 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 20, 2010, 09:40:14 PM
Winters, do you need some guy-to-guy advice?  Get her drunk.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: TBL on October 20, 2010, 09:40:59 PM
It's ok, Winters. Someday, you'll get some poon.
Title: Havs!!!!!
Post by: Winters on October 20, 2010, 09:44:04 PM
 :flush:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: derikj on October 20, 2010, 09:45:35 PM
Winters has more game than Ben Roethlisberger....  :gocho:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 20, 2010, 09:49:26 PM
YOU CAN DO IT!

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hoodiahoodia.com%2Fimages%2F337_Site_pick_You_can_do_it.jpg&hash=4a619aa0dfcfd8cf9fee153f1853e9b27c55f544)

YES!
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: jtksu on October 20, 2010, 09:51:23 PM
If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB.  Don't want to knock up some slut.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: TBL on October 20, 2010, 09:52:52 PM
If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB.  Don't want to knock up some slut.

Excellent point. Can't deny this logic.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 20, 2010, 10:06:55 PM
I can ask her if she thinks you're hot if that helps
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 20, 2010, 10:09:09 PM
we're all talking about TBL's daughter.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: TBL on October 20, 2010, 10:24:19 PM
we're all talking about TBL's daughter.

 :lol:

Umm, no. She'd castrate him if he tried. Absolutely no doubt about that. Sorry, Winters.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Panjandrum on October 20, 2010, 10:39:35 PM
If she seems a bit skanky, just PIITB.  Don't want to knock up some slut.

Excellent point. Can't deny this logic.

FYI - She may be offended by the offer.  However, be persistent.  It pays off in the end.

 :fatty:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Pett on October 21, 2010, 01:10:38 AM
Looks like a homecoming queen, but you can for sure get her bro. I mean, you are the winterz.. <3 ya. :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Trim on October 21, 2010, 06:26:39 AM
What did I miss here?
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 07:12:14 AM
What did I miss here?

Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.

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Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: ArchE_Cat on October 21, 2010, 08:55:58 AM
is Winters taking one for the team?  :users:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 09:24:19 AM
I remember when Winterz was just a boy.  Now he's on the verge of becoming a man.

 :cry:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: EllToPay on October 21, 2010, 09:25:16 AM
Wintz, make sure you don't wash your hands after. We'll let jtksu smell them at the next pak'r for confirmation.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 09:25:56 AM
What did I miss here?

Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Trim on October 21, 2010, 09:28:29 AM
What did I miss here?

Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.

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:DidNotHelp:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: ArchE_Cat on October 21, 2010, 09:35:34 AM
Wintz, make sure you don't wash your hands after. We'll let jtksu smell them at the next pak'r for confirmation.

would jtksu know what he was smelling :dunno:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: The Whale on October 21, 2010, 09:36:16 AM
What did I miss here?

Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.hubimg.com%2Fu%2F34615_f520.jpg&hash=d1f1a19a9e95c9535fb35cc8aa32ef4d6483d554)

What are the odds that someone Winters' age even understands this reference?  Wasn't that movie made like 10-15 years before he was born?
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 09:39:28 AM
What did I miss here?

from what i have gathered, young winterz is about to embark on a trip into manhood.  a young lady (cannot confirm or deny her attractiveness) has caught his eye and he is ready to consumate the relationship the old fashion way.  he may or may not wear the katpak head while giving it to her.  it will, no doubt, be the best 32 seconds of his young life.

 :kstatriot:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 21, 2010, 09:40:37 AM
has to be a fb update.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: "storm"nut on October 21, 2010, 09:43:07 AM
What did I miss here?

Winters, good luck. We're all counting on you.

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:DidNotHelp:

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How about now.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Havs on October 21, 2010, 09:47:12 AM
Soon to be Winters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjF93E4LjlA
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Panjandrum on October 21, 2010, 09:54:34 AM
Winters...sage advice.

Before this all goes down, have a couple of beers.  That way, when she tells people you suck, you can say, "But I was drunk."

Now, you may be drunk or you may not be, but that's irrelevant.  This will increase your chances with other women after she starts smearing your good name.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 10:00:13 AM
i'm getting nervous for him   :ohno:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Panjandrum on October 21, 2010, 10:01:52 AM
i'm getting nervous for him   :ohno:

Maybe we should all drink.  :dunno:

 :drink:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: PandaXpanda on October 21, 2010, 10:06:18 AM
it's imperative that you clean out the pipes multiple times before travelling down this road.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 10:20:34 AM
Poster classifications for this thread:

Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 10:23:26 AM
Poster classifications for this thread:

Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager


As the goEMAW.com Director of Poster Relations, I want to congratulate you on taking your job seriously.  Doing a great job, bucco.

Here's a gold star.

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Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 10:28:00 AM
 :blush:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Panjandrum on October 21, 2010, 10:29:15 AM
Poster classifications for this thread:

Winterz: Captain Underpants
PandaXPanda: Christine O'Donnell Hit List Candidate #6
Haverhill: Naval admiral of the Iowa seas
Trim: Taco John's Shift Manager


As the goEMAW.com Director of Poster Relations, I want to congratulate you on taking your job seriously.  Doing a great job, bucco.

Here's a gold star.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.walkingoliverdistribution.co.uk%2Fekmps%2Fshops%2Fwalkingoliver%2Fresources%2Fimage%2Fgold-star-850.jpg&hash=1094e7fcbf63537e54e0035d46804c9c90f8a6b3)


True, really enjoying these.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Pete on October 21, 2010, 10:33:31 AM
it's imperative that you clean out the pipes multiple times before travelling down this road.

He means masturbate a bunch.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Trim on October 21, 2010, 10:43:07 AM
Hey tards, I understand winters is about to get laid (not that surpising as he's been pak'n a lot lately and likely wearing his goEMAW pin).  What I want to know is what happened that prompted Havs to start a thread on it.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Panjandrum on October 21, 2010, 10:51:30 AM
Hey tards, I understand winters is about to get laid (not that surpising as he's been pak'n a lot lately and likely wearing his goEMAW pin).  What I want to know is what happened that prompted Havs to start a thread on it.

Does Havs have a sister?

Maybe they met at Farmageddon???
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 21, 2010, 11:03:23 AM
I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water.  NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: NXL on October 21, 2010, 11:08:51 AM
Winters ... start counting all the prime numbers in your head while you're doing it, then do times tables with 17 and 19 (ex:  17 x 2 = 34; 17 x 3 = 51, etc.).  Believe it or not, it takes your mind of how long you're lasting with her, and you actually last longer.  When she starts talking, the girls will line up like Husker fans at a soup line.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: CNS on October 21, 2010, 11:36:23 AM
If you want her to talk you up to her friends, all you have to do is tip her more than you normally would.

Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Havs on October 21, 2010, 01:25:44 PM
I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water.  NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.

Only Child.  :pbj:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Trim on October 21, 2010, 01:41:20 PM
I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water.  NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.

Only Child.  :pbj:

Hey Havs, what prompted you to start a thread about Winters' upcoming sexing up of a lucky girl?
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: CNS on October 21, 2010, 02:04:54 PM
I'm 100% sure that Hav's sister smells like moldy water.  NO WAY that a pak'r would touch a stinky moldwater girl.

Only Child.  :pbj:

Hey Havs, what prompted you to start a thread about Winters' upcoming sexing up of a lucky girl ISU poster?

 :dunno:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: jtksu on October 21, 2010, 02:26:53 PM
Don't forget to talk to the little man in the canoe!
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 21, 2010, 05:03:17 PM
Winters ... start counting all the prime numbers in your head while you're doing it, then do times tables with 17 and 19 (ex:  17 x 2 = 34; 17 x 3 = 51, etc.).  Believe it or not, it takes your mind of how long you're lasting with her, and you actually last longer.  When she starts talking, the girls will line up like Husker fans at a soup line.

Generally, I have a better time sexing a girl then I have doing math.  So I usually focus on the sexing :dunno: 
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: raquetcat on October 21, 2010, 06:14:22 PM
wintz, please post play by play updates in this thread while you're sexing up your girl, and the more experienced goEMAW community can post tips and tricks for you to enjoy your sexing more
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: KITNfury on October 21, 2010, 06:37:34 PM
Munch a lot beforehand because you won't have a clue how to screw well.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: jtksu on October 21, 2010, 06:39:42 PM
I would highly recommend the "diagonal thrust" technique.  They can't get enough of that crap.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 21, 2010, 06:49:18 PM
Munch a lot beforehand because you won't have a clue how to screw well.

True, it's gonna take you at least 5 times to get in a decent rhythm with this chick.  At least. 
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: kstatefreak42 on October 21, 2010, 06:49:51 PM
Doggy!
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 21, 2010, 07:18:56 PM
Use your thumb
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: DQ12 on October 21, 2010, 07:19:43 PM
Think of it this way Winters, you two are both, what 14 or 15?  Whatever age, you're both virgins.  So, no matter what you do, she'll have no idea whether it was even sex or not, much less whether or not it was any good.  You could go out, buy her an ice cream cone, punch her in the mouth, light up a Pall Mall and then say "So was it good for you?"  And she'd be like "Yeah I think so."

Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 21, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
Forget my advice earlier Wintz.  Do the domestic violence/ice cream thing that Dlew does.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Winters on October 21, 2010, 09:15:39 PM
What about Rufies?
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Panjandrum on October 21, 2010, 09:22:07 PM
What about Rufies?

 :horrorsurprise:

Not a good idea, son.  Not a good idea.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Winters on October 21, 2010, 09:23:41 PM
What about Rufies?

 :horrorsurprise:

Not a good idea, son.  Not a good idea.
:eye:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: TBL on October 21, 2010, 10:31:02 PM
What about Rufies?


 :horrorsurprise:      :facepalm:
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: doom on October 22, 2010, 08:11:44 AM
What about Rufies?

Rufies are for pussies.  My vote is for the ice-cream maneuver.  Old classics never die. 
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: CHONGS on October 22, 2010, 10:33:15 AM
Think of it this way Winters, you two are both, what 14 or 15?  Whatever age, you're both virgins.  So, no matter what you do, she'll have no idea whether it was even sex or not, much less whether or not it was any good.  You could go out, buy her an ice cream cone, punch her in the mouth, light up a Pall Mall and then say "So was it good for you?"  And she'd be like "Yeah I think so."


Dlew, dlew, dlew, not every one lost their virginity the same way you did.
Title: Re: Winters!!!
Post by: Havs on February 11, 2013, 12:14:43 AM
Man, this thread was beautiful.