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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: AppleJack on October 02, 2010, 11:11:56 AM

Title: Getting Married Today
Post by: AppleJack on October 02, 2010, 11:11:56 AM
Picked the K-State and Chiefs Bye weeks  :gocho:

 :ohno:

Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: Pett on October 02, 2010, 11:21:41 AM
I hope you weren't a "playa" AJ. This is gonna be rough for you if so. Congrats though!! Maybe you and your wife can go on a double date with FFF and his wife? :dunno:
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: Pete on October 02, 2010, 11:28:36 AM
If you have any questions about the wedding night, just ask.  I know quite a bit about intercourse and vaginas, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: TBL on October 02, 2010, 11:39:23 AM
Picked the K-State and Chiefs Bye weeks  :gocho:

 :ohno:




Where ya getting married?
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: jtksu on October 02, 2010, 12:21:28 PM
Which Phish cover band did you book for the reception?
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: steve dave on October 02, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Congrats AJ
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: MeatSauce on October 02, 2010, 01:07:02 PM
damn, that sucks
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 02, 2010, 01:16:59 PM
 :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: (ftp://:raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon:)
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 02, 2010, 02:01:01 PM
 :cheers:

If you don't remember anything from this thread, remember this: when opening the gifts, don't use the George Foreman grill, regift that POS (it sucks, and dries everything out AND pain in the ass to clean) to someone who isn't that important to you.
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: TBL on October 02, 2010, 02:02:45 PM
:cheers:

If you don't remember anything from this thread, remember this: when opening the gifts, don't use the George Foreman grill, regift that POS (it sucks, and dries everything out AND pain in the ass to clean) to someone who isn't that important to you.

Return it and use the money for a nice bottle of single malt.   :drink:
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: pike on October 02, 2010, 02:06:32 PM
Are u my neighbor AJ? He's getting married today as well
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: TBL on October 02, 2010, 02:07:39 PM
Will be hitting a wedding in Baldwin this evening. AJ's???
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: treysolid on October 02, 2010, 02:30:27 PM
:cheers:

If you don't remember anything from this thread, remember this: when opening the gifts, don't use the George Foreman grill, regift that POS (it sucks, and dries everything out AND pain in the ass to clean) to someone who isn't that important to you.
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pffftt.  keep it.  the foreman is the single best instrument on the planet for cooking bacon.
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 02, 2010, 11:30:45 PM
:cheers:

If you don't remember anything from this thread, remember this: when opening the gifts, don't use the George Foreman grill, regift that POS (it sucks, and dries everything out AND pain in the ass to clean) to someone who isn't that important to you.
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pffftt.  keep it.  the foreman is the single best instrument on the planet for cooking bacon.

Poor post construction aside,  I am amazed I had never thought of that.  Great idea, must try.
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: fatty fat fat on October 02, 2010, 11:45:36 PM
Congrats on the wedding. I'm sure it didn't compare to mine.
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: AppleJack on October 03, 2010, 11:42:15 AM
 :party:
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: powercatmiller on October 03, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
Wedding night porno  :dunno:
Title: Re: Getting Married Today
Post by: nosejob on October 03, 2010, 10:51:03 PM
bobbies are get the f### out.