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Title: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: MeatSauce on September 30, 2010, 03:15:24 PM
Another earth?
 :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/30/100-percent-chance-for-life-on-newly-found-planet/
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2010, 03:18:35 PM
Another earth?
 :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/30/100-percent-chance-for-life-on-newly-found-planet/

I saw that as well....awesome.  The bad part is that right now the trip would take about three generations to get there.  That sucks crap for that "middle" generation that has to just live and die on the rough ridin' spaceship, ya know?
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 30, 2010, 03:20:51 PM
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"The chances for life on this planet are 100 percent," Steven Vogt, a UC professor of astronomy and astrophysics says. "I have almost no doubt about it."

 :lol:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: OK_Cat on September 30, 2010, 03:24:22 PM
This is how rough ridin' Star Trek started, I think.   :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2010, 03:27:32 PM
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 30, 2010, 03:31:54 PM
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!

lets name the planet Loser so we can call them Native Loserians. idk maybe too much. but yea, very exciting for everyone cept Jesusland.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: kitten_mittons on September 30, 2010, 03:32:59 PM
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!

You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2010, 03:35:44 PM
The way I figure it, Jesusland is going to be ALL-OVER the exploitation of those little frackers.  

It basically goes like this with the Jesusland guys:

Step 1:  Deem them sub-human
Step 2:  Shoot them in the faces and take their feces.


Boom.  

I'm thinking about signing up with them in advance, so I have tenure with them with action starts and I can get in on the ground floor on the native ass kicking.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: OK_Cat on September 30, 2010, 03:36:36 PM
Those blue motherfuckers don't have a clue about what's coming for them.

 :curse:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: MeatSauce on September 30, 2010, 03:40:05 PM
The way I figure it, Jesusland is going to ALL-OVER the exploitation of those little fuckers. 

It basically goes like this with the Jesusland guys:

Step 1:  Deem them sub-human
Step 2:  Shoot them in the faces and take their crap.


Boom. 

I'm thinking about signing up with them in advance, so I have tenure with them with action starts and I can get in on the ground floor on the native ass kicking.

Step 1.5: Sell them on this super-cool, loving, omnipresent, "God" just 23 light years away...that if they agree to follow his word and commandments, will have eternal salvation.  When this fails, which it absolutely will....Proceed  to Step #2 faster than you can say "Jesus rough ridin' Christ"
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2010, 03:42:19 PM
So the scientists say that the planet doesn't rotate as it goes around it's tiny sun...so not quite half of the planet is like 160 degrees at all times, and not quite half is basically frozen, but that there is a region circling the planet that is "shorts weather."  

I don't know about you guys, but the sunny side and the chilly side sound like super good sites for future "reservations," amirite?

The year-round, 24 hour "shorts weather" region sounds like an awesome golfing destination.  We should probably send good golfers and a bunch of migrant workers on the first vessels bound for that planet...their grandkids will be the first architects and greens keepers of the new world.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: jtksu on September 30, 2010, 03:46:19 PM
Whole lotta :opcat: in this thread.  MIR is gonna be all over this crap.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: OK_Cat on September 30, 2010, 03:46:32 PM
So the scientists say that the planet doesn't rotate as it goes around it's tiny sun...so not quite half of the planet is like 160 degrees at all times, and not quite half is basically frozen, but that there is a region circling the planet that is "shorts weather."  

I don't know about you guys, but the sunny side and the chilly side sound like super good sites for future "reservations," amirite?

The year-round, 24 hour "shorts weather" region sounds like an awesome golfing destination.  We should probably send good golfers and a bunch of migrant workers on the first vessels bound for that planet...their grandkids will be the first architects and greens keepers of the new world.

I like it.  The blacks are used to warm weather, so send all of them to the hot side.  The mexicans are used to cooler temps in the meat packing pants, so ship them to that side.  Leave the asians on Earth 1, and we're all set.   :woot:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2010, 03:49:52 PM

Whoa, whoa...ALL the people on this planet are god's children.   They deserve equitable treatment.

I'm merely talking about our right to ownership and exploitation of the "animals" that populate the new world.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: EllToPay on September 30, 2010, 03:50:35 PM
So the scientists say that the planet doesn't rotate as it goes around it's tiny sun...so not quite half of the planet is like 160 degrees at all times, and not quite half is basically frozen, but that there is a region circling the planet that is "shorts weather."  

I don't know about you guys, but the sunny side and the chilly side sound like super good sites for future "reservations," amirite?

The year-round, 24 hour "shorts weather" region sounds like an awesome golfing destination.  We should probably send good golfers and a bunch of migrant workers on the first vessels bound for that planet...their grandkids will be the first architects and greens keepers of the new world.

I like it.  The blacks are used to warm weather, so send all of them to the hot side.  The mexicans are used to cooler temps in the meat packing pants, so ship them to that side.  Leave the asians on Earth 1, and we're all set.   :woot:

you could have a whole rough ridin' country to yourself. :love:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: I_have_purplewood on September 30, 2010, 03:52:04 PM
So the scientists say that the planet doesn't rotate as it goes around it's tiny sun...so not quite half of the planet is like 160 degrees at all times, and not quite half is basically frozen, but that there is a region circling the planet that is "shorts weather."  

I don't know about you guys, but the sunny side and the chilly side sound like super good sites for future "reservations," amirite?

The year-round, 24 hour "shorts weather" region sounds like an awesome golfing destination.  We should probably send good golfers and a bunch of migrant workers on the first vessels bound for that planet...their grandkids will be the first architects and greens keepers of the new world.

I call dibs on setting up the first 'shorts' shop/store in the new world!  I'm going to be the Johnny rough ridin' Rockefeller of shorts.. :love: (ftp://:love:)
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: wabashcannonball on September 30, 2010, 03:59:35 PM
You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 30, 2010, 04:00:14 PM
You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: CNS on September 30, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
I am going to rally up support for a lot of folks to head out that way.  Then when the ship is taking off, I am going to say, "I'll be right back, I forgot my house key", but never come back.  I will sit back on my newly cheap land and watch a bunch of losers fly off.  

Sounds great to me.

Have fun conquering the new diseases, building new malls, and convincing a new set of locals that strip clubs have a place in society, suckers.

The one good thing I see coming from this.....Earth II will prolly have a college football playoff system from the get go.  

Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: wabashcannonball on September 30, 2010, 04:09:32 PM
You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.

 :horrorsurprise:

 :lynchmob:

 :doom:

 :goodbyecruelworld:

i hate my fam rite now...
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: wabashcannonball on September 30, 2010, 04:10:45 PM
Jewel Kilcher

Down So Long

Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: wabashcannonball on September 30, 2010, 04:12:04 PM
crap MY BROTHER IS GOING TO LITERALLY KILL ME IF HE SEES I POSTED THAT

pray for me thank you
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: OK_Cat on September 30, 2010, 04:21:27 PM
oh god damnit, not this crap again  :facepalm:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: wabashcannonball on September 30, 2010, 04:32:11 PM
haha its alright i've got my mom....margaret mary on my side...
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Trim on September 30, 2010, 11:02:46 PM
You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.

Yep.  eff rake.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Testy Westy on September 30, 2010, 11:13:14 PM
Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and crap?  Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time.  I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Pete on September 30, 2010, 11:26:26 PM
Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and feces?  Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time.  I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.

Good question. 

I was kinda working under the assumption that if the planet doesn't rotate, then there is constancy of temps, so air wouldn't circulate like it does here, but that's prolly not correct.   Thinking more critically about it, I'll bet it's a windy SOB there.

OK, we change from a tourism based economy to wind turbines.   Boone is prolly already all over this.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Paul Moscow on September 30, 2010, 11:51:57 PM
Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and feces?  Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time.  I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.

Spoken like a true Kansan.  :gocho:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 01, 2010, 12:01:45 AM
How hilarious would it be if we sent a ship there, taking the crew 3 generations to get there, and then the natives blow the ship up when it arrives?
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 01, 2010, 12:06:00 AM
This is how fracking Star Trek started, I think.   :horrorsurprise:
Use one more horrorsurpise and I swear I will give you something to be horribly surprised about.  :surprised: :comehere:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 01, 2010, 01:30:00 AM
How hilarious would it be if we sent a ship there, taking the crew 3 generations to get there, and then the natives blow the ship up when it arrives?

"Nothing to see here folks, just a weather balloon is all."
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: reidrolled on October 01, 2010, 01:42:35 AM
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!

You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?

do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 01, 2010, 03:50:04 AM
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!

You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?

do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:

 :dunno: no idea reidrolled. probly more  :woot:  than anything.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: OK_Cat on October 01, 2010, 08:53:27 AM
This is how fracking Star Trek started, I think.   :horrorsurprise:
Use one more horrorsurpise and I swear I will give you something to be horribly surprised about.  :surprised: :comehere:

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 01, 2010, 08:57:17 AM
You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.

You sound like John II talking to Christopher Columbus.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: reidrolled on October 01, 2010, 09:27:25 AM
I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.

We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!

You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?

do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:

 :dunno: no idea reidrolled. probly more  :woot:  than anything.



yeah ginge, go party it up on the roof top in LA with the ugly ginger stripper and see how that works out... im going to welcome them the same way will smith does

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NOvclo32DQ&feature=related
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: PoetWarrior on October 01, 2010, 09:27:43 AM
Because intelligent life developing on earth was such a flukey occurrence, doesn't that mean intelligent life developing on another planet so close to earth is 100% impossible. I have almost no doubt. *






*I don't believe anything about this post.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 10:24:34 AM
There appears to be a lot of this in this thread:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.tinypic.com%2Fspwsaf.gif&hash=1ab1b809ab8b92708651d7bc25fed61dc1f7995c)
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 01, 2010, 11:18:40 AM
uh-oh, Jesusland feels threatened by the scientists again.

I hope no one tries to kill the guy who discovered this new planet.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: CNS on October 01, 2010, 11:29:13 AM
If they don't believe in it now, does that mean they won't be trying to Tim Tebow it later?
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 12:15:07 PM
uh-oh, Jesusland feels threatened by the scientists again.

I hope no one tries to kill the guy who discovered this new planet.

Why would Christians feel threatened?  Maybe the hardcore creationists do, but it's hardly a blanket threatening.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: PoetWarrior on October 01, 2010, 01:50:22 PM
However certain that brilliant scientist is that there is life, I'm equally inversely sure that there is not life on the planet.*

*This presupposes that he is not, at all, certain and he only hopes there is life.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: CNS on October 01, 2010, 01:56:44 PM
Maybe the folks on Earth II have a Bible and a God.  Maybe they are the same as the one here?  Maybe God didn't see a need to mention Earth II to Earth I?  Wouldn't this go a very long way to prove your belief?

Couldn't he have tackled other worlds in the week or two after he finished up ours?

Maybe he feels like he really mumped up on us and they are version 2.0 with the necessary upgrades? 

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Post by: jtksu on October 01, 2010, 03:06:59 PM
Guys-  what if the Muslims have already taken over Earth II?  Also, I hope Earth II has rad pyramids.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Stupid Fitz on October 05, 2010, 06:36:44 AM
No way they are as Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as us on Earth 2.  I bet they have badass stuff already and could come to Earth 1 if they wanted, but are like, "we already have all that stuff and more, why shazbot! with it".  I bet they even read this board.   :users:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 06, 2010, 09:28:57 AM
No way they are as Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as us on Earth 2.  I bet they have badass stuff already and could come to Earth 1 if they wanted, but are like, "we already have all that stuff and more, why shazbot! with it".  I bet they even read this board.   :users:

Hey Earth Jr. skinny losers.  PAY FOR PREMIUM and quit free-loading.

What you gonna do?   :comehere:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: OK_Cat on October 06, 2010, 09:34:49 AM
haha theres absolutely nothing to be worried about is there...????

jfc, we get it, you're bi-polar or some crap. 
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: wabashcannonball on October 06, 2010, 09:36:02 AM
jfc they didnt diagnose me as anything bad person

Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: CNS on October 06, 2010, 09:44:49 AM
Show Cattle....

Exactly.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: OK_Cat on October 06, 2010, 09:47:18 AM
god damnit  :facepalm:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: pike on October 06, 2010, 10:06:11 AM
I just hope they don't build a Mosque on Earth II. That would mean Muslims are trying to take over the universe
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 13, 2011, 11:22:57 AM
uh oh...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110113/sc_livescience/34000yearoldorganismsfoundburiedalive
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Post by: pike on January 13, 2011, 04:04:16 PM
 :runaway:
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Post by: wetwillie on January 13, 2011, 04:44:58 PM
is this the black oil they talked about in X Files?  :ohno:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: AzCat on January 13, 2011, 04:47:33 PM
If aliens exist they probably want to kill us all (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0110/Study-If-aliens-exist-they-probably-want-to-destroy-us) (lefties may wish to refer to this link (http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/88aug/easterbr.htm) instead).  

Warm up the antimatter weapons program ASAP, Earth is no longer secure.   :party:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Paul Moscow on January 13, 2011, 04:52:34 PM
If aliens exist they probably want to kill us all (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0110/Study-If-aliens-exist-they-probably-want-to-destroy-us) (lefties may wish to refer to this link (http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/88aug/easterbr.htm) instead).  

Warm up the antimatter weapons program ASAP, Earth is no longer secure.   :party:

Azcat. How big is your Amygdala?
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: AzCat on January 13, 2011, 05:41:33 PM
If aliens exist they probably want to kill us all (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0110/Study-If-aliens-exist-they-probably-want-to-destroy-us) (lefties may wish to refer to this link (http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/88aug/easterbr.htm) instead).  

Warm up the antimatter weapons program ASAP, Earth is no longer secure.   :party:

Azcat. How big is your Amygdala?

I'll leave drawing that inference as an exercise for the reader.  Here's a bit of relevant info given the study you intend to cite:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi35.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fd163%2FYetAnother1%2Ftemp%2Fwspq.jpg&hash=a3b3b272884c1522f094f19ce4b14da246661e2a)
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Ira Hayes on January 13, 2011, 05:57:30 PM
There is probably a reason God kept us so far apart and didn't tell us about them. 
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Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 14, 2011, 08:46:37 AM

I like it.  The blacks are used to warm weather, so send all of them to the hot side.  The mexicans are used to cooler temps in the meat packing pants, so ship them to that side.  Leave the asians on Earth 1, and we're all set.   :woot:

 :gocho:
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: MeatSauce on January 26, 2011, 10:13:42 AM
http://io9.com/5738542/earth-may-soon-have-a-second-sun
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: CNS on January 26, 2011, 10:25:09 AM
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whether the explosion occurs in 2011 or 1002011 (give or take 640 years for the light to reach Earth

"soon" is so relative when speaking about astronomy. 
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 26, 2011, 10:29:27 AM
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whether the explosion occurs in 2011 or 1002011 (give or take 640 years for the light to reach Earth

"soon" is so relative when speaking about astronomy. 

Yeah, but it's possible that the star went supernova 640 years ago. If that's the case, the light will reach us any day now.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: CNS on January 26, 2011, 10:48:15 AM
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whether the explosion occurs in 2011 or 1002011 (give or take 640 years for the light to reach Earth

"soon" is so relative when speaking about astronomy. 

Yeah, but it's possible that the star went supernova 640 years ago. If that's the case, the light will reach us any day now.

I hope this happened so that the rough ridin' snow can melt. 

I stopped reading before the end of the portion I quoted.  Did it mention anything about increasing our temp?  If so, Jesusland will be End0Of,Daysing it up.
Title: Re: JesusLand is going to lose it....
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on January 26, 2011, 10:52:34 AM
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whether the explosion occurs in 2011 or 1002011 (give or take 640 years for the light to reach Earth

"soon" is so relative when speaking about astronomy. 

Yeah, but it's possible that the star went supernova 640 years ago. If that's the case, the light will reach us any day now.

I hope this happened so that the rough ridin' snow can melt. 

I stopped reading before the end of the portion I quoted.  Did it mention anything about increasing our temp?  If so, Jesusland will be End0Of,Daysing it up.

I didn't see anything about increasing our temperature, but I would have to think it would. The earth's position in orbit at the time this happens would make a difference, as well.
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Post by: steve dave on March 04, 2011, 09:24:57 AM
I'll leave drawing that inference as an exercise for the reader.  Here's a bit of relevant info given the study you intend to cite:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi35.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fd163%2FYetAnother1%2Ftemp%2Fwspq.jpg&hash=a3b3b272884c1522f094f19ce4b14da246661e2a)

lols

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fnolan_chart.png&hash=13a30433910a03338d91b4f145fd4f10bebdcce7)
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Post by: ew2x4 on March 04, 2011, 09:55:51 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: 0.42 on March 04, 2011, 10:19:36 AM
that's a quality bump
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Post by: MeatSauce on July 13, 2012, 11:40:28 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/2-millionyearold-skeleton-found-in--cradle-of-humankind-20120713-21zxk.html
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Post by: eastcat on July 14, 2012, 04:06:05 AM
Could we admit this new planet to the big-12? We could really use some new members.