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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: MeatSauce on September 30, 2010, 03:15:24 PM
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Another earth?
:surprised: :surprised: :surprised:
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/30/100-percent-chance-for-life-on-newly-found-planet/
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Another earth?
:surprised: :surprised: :surprised:
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/30/100-percent-chance-for-life-on-newly-found-planet/
I saw that as well....awesome. The bad part is that right now the trip would take about three generations to get there. That sucks crap for that "middle" generation that has to just live and die on the rough ridin' spaceship, ya know?
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"The chances for life on this planet are 100 percent," Steven Vogt, a UC professor of astronomy and astrophysics says. "I have almost no doubt about it."
:lol:
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This is how rough ridin' Star Trek started, I think. :horrorsurprise:
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I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.
We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!
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I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.
We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!
lets name the planet Loser so we can call them Native Loserians. idk maybe too much. but yea, very exciting for everyone cept Jesusland.
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I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.
We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!
You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?
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The way I figure it, Jesusland is going to be ALL-OVER the exploitation of those little frackers.
It basically goes like this with the Jesusland guys:
Step 1: Deem them sub-human
Step 2: Shoot them in the faces and take their feces.
Boom.
I'm thinking about signing up with them in advance, so I have tenure with them with action starts and I can get in on the ground floor on the native ass kicking.
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Those blue motherfuckers don't have a clue about what's coming for them.
:curse:
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The way I figure it, Jesusland is going to ALL-OVER the exploitation of those little fuckers.
It basically goes like this with the Jesusland guys:
Step 1: Deem them sub-human
Step 2: Shoot them in the faces and take their crap.
Boom.
I'm thinking about signing up with them in advance, so I have tenure with them with action starts and I can get in on the ground floor on the native ass kicking.
Step 1.5: Sell them on this super-cool, loving, omnipresent, "God" just 23 light years away...that if they agree to follow his word and commandments, will have eternal salvation. When this fails, which it absolutely will....Proceed to Step #2 faster than you can say "Jesus rough ridin' Christ"
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So the scientists say that the planet doesn't rotate as it goes around it's tiny sun...so not quite half of the planet is like 160 degrees at all times, and not quite half is basically frozen, but that there is a region circling the planet that is "shorts weather."
I don't know about you guys, but the sunny side and the chilly side sound like super good sites for future "reservations," amirite?
The year-round, 24 hour "shorts weather" region sounds like an awesome golfing destination. We should probably send good golfers and a bunch of migrant workers on the first vessels bound for that planet...their grandkids will be the first architects and greens keepers of the new world.
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Whole lotta :opcat: in this thread. MIR is gonna be all over this crap.
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So the scientists say that the planet doesn't rotate as it goes around it's tiny sun...so not quite half of the planet is like 160 degrees at all times, and not quite half is basically frozen, but that there is a region circling the planet that is "shorts weather."
I don't know about you guys, but the sunny side and the chilly side sound like super good sites for future "reservations," amirite?
The year-round, 24 hour "shorts weather" region sounds like an awesome golfing destination. We should probably send good golfers and a bunch of migrant workers on the first vessels bound for that planet...their grandkids will be the first architects and greens keepers of the new world.
I like it. The blacks are used to warm weather, so send all of them to the hot side. The mexicans are used to cooler temps in the meat packing pants, so ship them to that side. Leave the asians on Earth 1, and we're all set. :woot:
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Whoa, whoa...ALL the people on this planet are god's children. They deserve equitable treatment.
I'm merely talking about our right to ownership and exploitation of the "animals" that populate the new world.
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So the scientists say that the planet doesn't rotate as it goes around it's tiny sun...so not quite half of the planet is like 160 degrees at all times, and not quite half is basically frozen, but that there is a region circling the planet that is "shorts weather."
I don't know about you guys, but the sunny side and the chilly side sound like super good sites for future "reservations," amirite?
The year-round, 24 hour "shorts weather" region sounds like an awesome golfing destination. We should probably send good golfers and a bunch of migrant workers on the first vessels bound for that planet...their grandkids will be the first architects and greens keepers of the new world.
I like it. The blacks are used to warm weather, so send all of them to the hot side. The mexicans are used to cooler temps in the meat packing pants, so ship them to that side. Leave the asians on Earth 1, and we're all set. :woot:
you could have a whole rough ridin' country to yourself. :love:
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So the scientists say that the planet doesn't rotate as it goes around it's tiny sun...so not quite half of the planet is like 160 degrees at all times, and not quite half is basically frozen, but that there is a region circling the planet that is "shorts weather."
I don't know about you guys, but the sunny side and the chilly side sound like super good sites for future "reservations," amirite?
The year-round, 24 hour "shorts weather" region sounds like an awesome golfing destination. We should probably send good golfers and a bunch of migrant workers on the first vessels bound for that planet...their grandkids will be the first architects and greens keepers of the new world.
I call dibs on setting up the first 'shorts' shop/store in the new world! I'm going to be the Johnny rough ridin' Rockefeller of shorts.. :love: (ftp://:love:)
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You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.
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You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.
:horrorsurprise:
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I am going to rally up support for a lot of folks to head out that way. Then when the ship is taking off, I am going to say, "I'll be right back, I forgot my house key", but never come back. I will sit back on my newly cheap land and watch a bunch of losers fly off.
Sounds great to me.
Have fun conquering the new diseases, building new malls, and convincing a new set of locals that strip clubs have a place in society, suckers.
The one good thing I see coming from this.....Earth II will prolly have a college football playoff system from the get go.
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You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.
:horrorsurprise:
:lynchmob:
:doom:
:goodbyecruelworld:
i hate my fam rite now...
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Jewel Kilcher
Down So Long
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crap MY BROTHER IS GOING TO LITERALLY KILL ME IF HE SEES I POSTED THAT
pray for me thank you
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oh god damnit, not this crap again :facepalm:
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haha its alright i've got my mom....margaret mary on my side...
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You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.
Yep. eff rake.
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Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and crap? Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time. I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.
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Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and feces? Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time. I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.
Good question.
I was kinda working under the assumption that if the planet doesn't rotate, then there is constancy of temps, so air wouldn't circulate like it does here, but that's prolly not correct. Thinking more critically about it, I'll bet it's a windy SOB there.
OK, we change from a tourism based economy to wind turbines. Boone is prolly already all over this.
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Wouldn't the middle part be all windy and stormy and feces? Air from the hot side blowing into the cold side all the time. I'll stay with the asians on earth 1.
Spoken like a true Kansan. :gocho:
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How hilarious would it be if we sent a ship there, taking the crew 3 generations to get there, and then the natives blow the ship up when it arrives?
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This is how fracking Star Trek started, I think. :horrorsurprise:
Use one more horrorsurpise and I swear I will give you something to be horribly surprised about. :surprised: :comehere:
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How hilarious would it be if we sent a ship there, taking the crew 3 generations to get there, and then the natives blow the ship up when it arrives?
"Nothing to see here folks, just a weather balloon is all."
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I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.
We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!
You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?
do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:
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I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.
We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!
You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?
do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:
:dunno: no idea reidrolled. probly more :woot: than anything.
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This is how fracking Star Trek started, I think. :horrorsurprise:
Use one more horrorsurpise and I swear I will give you something to be horribly surprised about. :surprised: :comehere:
:horrorsurprise:
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You guys need to stop thinking about this and just live life regularly.
You sound like John II talking to Christopher Columbus.
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I'm really looking forward to exploiting the rough ridin' crap out of the indigenous life forms on that planet.
We missed out on all the fun our founding fathers had....THIS OUR CHANCE!
You have any idea how freaking afraid they would be if they saw our spaceship coming towards their planet?
do YOU have any idea how freaking afraid we would be if we saw their spaceship coming towards OUR planet???!!!111!!!??? :runaway:
:dunno: no idea reidrolled. probly more :woot: than anything.
yeah ginge, go party it up on the roof top in LA with the ugly ginger stripper and see how that works out... im going to welcome them the same way will smith does
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NOvclo32DQ&feature=related
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Because intelligent life developing on earth was such a flukey occurrence, doesn't that mean intelligent life developing on another planet so close to earth is 100% impossible. I have almost no doubt. *
*I don't believe anything about this post.
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There appears to be a lot of this in this thread:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi31.tinypic.com%2Fspwsaf.gif&hash=1ab1b809ab8b92708651d7bc25fed61dc1f7995c)
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uh-oh, Jesusland feels threatened by the scientists again.
I hope no one tries to kill the guy who discovered this new planet.
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If they don't believe in it now, does that mean they won't be trying to Tim Tebow it later?
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uh-oh, Jesusland feels threatened by the scientists again.
I hope no one tries to kill the guy who discovered this new planet.
Why would Christians feel threatened? Maybe the hardcore creationists do, but it's hardly a blanket threatening.
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However certain that brilliant scientist is that there is life, I'm equally inversely sure that there is not life on the planet.*
*This presupposes that he is not, at all, certain and he only hopes there is life.
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Maybe the folks on Earth II have a Bible and a God. Maybe they are the same as the one here? Maybe God didn't see a need to mention Earth II to Earth I? Wouldn't this go a very long way to prove your belief?
Couldn't he have tackled other worlds in the week or two after he finished up ours?
Maybe he feels like he really mumped up on us and they are version 2.0 with the necessary upgrades?
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Guys- what if the Muslims have already taken over Earth II? Also, I hope Earth II has rad pyramids.
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No way they are as Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as us on Earth 2. I bet they have badass stuff already and could come to Earth 1 if they wanted, but are like, "we already have all that stuff and more, why shazbot! with it". I bet they even read this board. :users:
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No way they are as Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) as us on Earth 2. I bet they have badass stuff already and could come to Earth 1 if they wanted, but are like, "we already have all that stuff and more, why shazbot! with it". I bet they even read this board. :users:
Hey Earth Jr. skinny losers. PAY FOR PREMIUM and quit free-loading.
What you gonna do? :comehere:
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haha theres absolutely nothing to be worried about is there...????
jfc, we get it, you're bi-polar or some crap.
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jfc they didnt diagnose me as anything bad person
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Show Cattle....
Exactly.
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god damnit :facepalm:
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I just hope they don't build a Mosque on Earth II. That would mean Muslims are trying to take over the universe
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uh oh...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110113/sc_livescience/34000yearoldorganismsfoundburiedalive
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:runaway:
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is this the black oil they talked about in X Files? :ohno:
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If aliens exist they probably want to kill us all (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0110/Study-If-aliens-exist-they-probably-want-to-destroy-us) (lefties may wish to refer to this link (http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/88aug/easterbr.htm) instead).
Warm up the antimatter weapons program ASAP, Earth is no longer secure. :party:
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If aliens exist they probably want to kill us all (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0110/Study-If-aliens-exist-they-probably-want-to-destroy-us) (lefties may wish to refer to this link (http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/88aug/easterbr.htm) instead).
Warm up the antimatter weapons program ASAP, Earth is no longer secure. :party:
Azcat. How big is your Amygdala?
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If aliens exist they probably want to kill us all (http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0110/Study-If-aliens-exist-they-probably-want-to-destroy-us) (lefties may wish to refer to this link (http://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/issues/88aug/easterbr.htm) instead).
Warm up the antimatter weapons program ASAP, Earth is no longer secure. :party:
Azcat. How big is your Amygdala?
I'll leave drawing that inference as an exercise for the reader. Here's a bit of relevant info given the study you intend to cite:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi35.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fd163%2FYetAnother1%2Ftemp%2Fwspq.jpg&hash=a3b3b272884c1522f094f19ce4b14da246661e2a)
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There is probably a reason God kept us so far apart and didn't tell us about them.
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I like it. The blacks are used to warm weather, so send all of them to the hot side. The mexicans are used to cooler temps in the meat packing pants, so ship them to that side. Leave the asians on Earth 1, and we're all set. :woot:
:gocho:
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http://io9.com/5738542/earth-may-soon-have-a-second-sun
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whether the explosion occurs in 2011 or 1002011 (give or take 640 years for the light to reach Earth
"soon" is so relative when speaking about astronomy.
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whether the explosion occurs in 2011 or 1002011 (give or take 640 years for the light to reach Earth
"soon" is so relative when speaking about astronomy.
Yeah, but it's possible that the star went supernova 640 years ago. If that's the case, the light will reach us any day now.
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whether the explosion occurs in 2011 or 1002011 (give or take 640 years for the light to reach Earth
"soon" is so relative when speaking about astronomy.
Yeah, but it's possible that the star went supernova 640 years ago. If that's the case, the light will reach us any day now.
I hope this happened so that the rough ridin' snow can melt.
I stopped reading before the end of the portion I quoted. Did it mention anything about increasing our temp? If so, Jesusland will be End0Of,Daysing it up.
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whether the explosion occurs in 2011 or 1002011 (give or take 640 years for the light to reach Earth
"soon" is so relative when speaking about astronomy.
Yeah, but it's possible that the star went supernova 640 years ago. If that's the case, the light will reach us any day now.
I hope this happened so that the rough ridin' snow can melt.
I stopped reading before the end of the portion I quoted. Did it mention anything about increasing our temp? If so, Jesusland will be End0Of,Daysing it up.
I didn't see anything about increasing our temperature, but I would have to think it would. The earth's position in orbit at the time this happens would make a difference, as well.
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I'll leave drawing that inference as an exercise for the reader. Here's a bit of relevant info given the study you intend to cite:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi35.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fd163%2FYetAnother1%2Ftemp%2Fwspq.jpg&hash=a3b3b272884c1522f094f19ce4b14da246661e2a)
lols
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fnolan_chart.png&hash=13a30433910a03338d91b4f145fd4f10bebdcce7)
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:lol:
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that's a quality bump
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http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/2-millionyearold-skeleton-found-in--cradle-of-humankind-20120713-21zxk.html
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Could we admit this new planet to the big-12? We could really use some new members.