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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on September 14, 2010, 01:35:07 PM
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I'm going to talk tons of trash about some ISU fan I see at the game and then walk up to him with my friends and make small talk with him. Then, when we walk off, I'll make tons of jokes about him and he won't even know it. :chainsaw:
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I'm going to bump into some kid and spill my drink all over him and tell him it was his fault and make him buy me a new drink with the money his mom gave him for his ONE snack he got for the entire game. :chainsaw:
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I'm going to see some ISU kid on the concourse alone and bring my group of friends with me and kind of form a circle around him. I'll knock his hat off and my friends and I will play keep away with it for awhile until we give it back to him when he threatens to tell security or his mom or something :chainsaw:
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I'm going to bump into some kid and spill my drink all over him and tell him it was his fault and make him buy me a new drink with the money his mom gave him for his ONE snack he got for the entire game. :chainsaw:
Damn. That sucks! (for the kid)
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I'm going to find an ISU kid and his younger brother who are playing catch with their rubber half sized football in the parking lot. I'll pretend to want to play with them and when they throw it to me I'll punt it as hard as I can in the opposite direction and then run back to my parents tailgate :chainsaw:
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When I see a group of ISU kids hanging out in the parking lot I'll walk by and tell them good luck but then go gather up a much bigger group of K-State fans including some older kids and come back and threaten to fight them. :chainsaw:
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def gonna be a Finders Keepers Losers Weepers type atmosphere.
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:surprised:
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When I see a group of ISU kids hanging out in the parking lot I'll walk by and tell them good luck but then go gather up a much bigger group of K-State fans including some older kids and come back and threaten to fight them. :chainsaw:
i'd watch out. there is a wildcat that is out on the loose and it's eating other animals and then tracking down and beating up their family members. just be careful is what i'm saying.
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I'm going to find an ISU kid and his younger brother who are playing catch with their rubber half sized football in the parking lot. I'll pretend to want to play with them and when they throw it to me I'll punt it as hard as I can in the opposite direction and then run back to my parents tailgate :chainsaw:
I did this in Larrytown when I was 13, like damn near exactly this.
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I'm going to see some ISU kid on the concourse alone and bring my group of friends with me and kind of form a circle around him. I'll knock his hat off and my friends and I will play keep away with it for awhile until we give it back to him when he threatens to tell security or his mom or something :chainsaw:
OR MAYBE WE WON'T GIVE IT BACK!
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My mom sad we won't be able to get out there until 10. :frown:
I told her that's stupid, no way am I mowing at all this weekend.
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I'm going to talk tons of trash about some ISU fan I see at the game and then walk up to him with my friends and make small talk with him. Then, when we walk off, I'll make tons of jokes about him and he won't even know it. :chainsaw:
won't even know it!
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I'm going to see some ISU kid on the concourse alone and bring my group of friends with me and kind of form a circle around him. I'll knock his hat off and my friends and I will play keep away with it for awhile until we give it back to him when he threatens to tell security or his mom or something :chainsaw:
OR MAYBE WE WON'T GIVE IT BACK!
ORMAYBEWEWON'TGIVEITBACK!!
:chainsaw:
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'cept a little bit angrier!
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My mom sad we won't be able to get out there until 10. :frown:
Damn, that sucks!
I told her that's stupid, no way am I mowing at all this weekend.
:surprised: dude you're gonna get grounded
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After getting Nachos, I will walk directly into any ISU fan I see. If I happen to get chips and dips all over the place. SO BE IT.
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After getting Nachos, I will walk directly into any ISU fan I see. If I happen to get chips and dips all over the place. SO BE IT.
SO BE IT! :chainsaw:
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I'm going to find an Iowa State kid that's a little bit smaller than me and tell him that they are giving away free ISU shirts in the room next to the concessions. Then, when he opens the door, I'm going to kick him into the closet and hold the door shut on him for a little bit to freak him out :chainsaw:
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I'm going to find an Iowa State kid that's a little bit smaller than me and tell him that they are giving away free ISU shirts in the room next to the concessions. Then, when he opens the door, I'm going to kick him into the closet and hold the door shut on him for a little bit to freak him out :chainsaw:
on a similiar note, i plan on befriending a group of cyclones, leading them to believe i genuinely care that they leave kansas w/ good memories, and then sending them to an amazing, everything's free, super tailgate That DOESN'T. rough ridin'. EXIST.
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on a similiar note, i plan on befriending a group of cyclones, leading them to believe i genuinely care that they leave kansas w/ good memories, and then sending them to an amazing, everything's free, super tailgate That DOESN'T. rough ridin'. EXIST.
THE TAILGATE DOESN'T EXIST! :chainsaw:
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When a couple of illiterate Iowans come up to me to ask: "which is the men's bathroom?" , I'm going to point them towards the women's bathroom.
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When a couple of illiterate Iowans come up to me to ask: "which is the men's bathroom?" , I'm going to point them towards the women's bathroom.
THEY'LL BE EMBARRASSED! :chainsaw:
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Damn your eyes, I opened this thread and then wanted to steal something, wet my pants, and got warts on my palms.
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when our office's token isu fan comes by to talk about the game and wish us luck ("but not too much! hahahaha") I will tell him good luck to his team as well and so when we win and he wants to compliment us on our winning I will say "pfffft thanks, but that wasn't a big deal and I need to focus on next week" because I can act like WE'VE ALREADY BEEN THERE. BECAUSE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE.
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when our office's token isu fan comes by to talk about the game and wish us luck ("but not too much! hahahaha") I will tell him good luck to his team as well and so when we win and he wants to compliment us on our winning I will say "pfffft thanks, but that wasn't a big deal and I need to focus on next week" because I can act like WE'VE ALREADY BEEN THERE. BECAUSE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE.
BECAUSE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE!
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This thread has actually pissed off a few cyclonefanatics.
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This thread has actually pissed off a few cyclonefanatics.
Good. Tell them to get used to it!
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This thread has actually pissed off a few cyclonefanatics.
Good. Tell them to get used to it!
GET USED TO IT! :chainsaw:
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This thread has actually pissed off a few cyclonefanatics.
GET USED TO IT
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I'm as mad as Hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!!
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eff the Police!!!
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When we are tailgating and playing catch with our small rubber 80's cartoon willie-style football, I will spot a small group of nice looking iowa state fans near us. I'll keep "accidentally" overthrowing my friends and getting the football stuck underneath the iowa state fans car and the cars next to them so they have to crawl around for it and throw it back to us. After the third of fourth time when the guy won't get it for us i'll go get it myself and when i'm walking away look at him all like "sorry for the big inconvenience, chief", and then HE'LL feel like the bad person.
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When we are tailgating and playing catch with our small rubber 80's cartoon willie-style football, I will spot a small group of nice looking iowa state fans near us. I'll keep "accidentally" overthrowing my friends and getting the football stuck underneath the iowa state fans car and the cars next to them so they have to crawl around for it and throw it back to us. After the third of fourth time when the guy won't get it for us i'll go get it myself and when i'm walking away look at him all like "sorry for the big inconvenience, chief", and then HE'LL feel like the bad person.
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, CHIEF!
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When we are tailgating and playing catch our small rubber 80's cartoon willie-style football, I will spot a small group of nice looking iowa state fans near us. I'll keep "accidentally" overthrowing my friends and getting the football stuck underneath the iowa state fans car and the cars next to them so they have to crawl around for it and throw it back to us. After the third of fourth time when the guy won't get it for us i'll go get it myself and when i'm walking away look at him all like "sorry for the big INCONVENIENCE THERE, CHIEF", and then HE'LL feel like the bad person.
HE'LL FEEL LIKE THE bad person!!!!!!!
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When I see a group of ISU kids hanging out in the parking lot I'll walk by and tell them good luck but then go gather up a much bigger group of K-State fans including some older kids and come back and threaten to fight them. :chainsaw:
PSYCH!!
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I'm going to walk up to some ISU fans and tell them that I live in Iowa too. Then when they ask me where in Iowa I reside, I'll get real close and laugh in their face and tell them that no decent human being would live in Iowa.
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IF YOU FLOOD IT, THEY WILL COME!
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I'm going to find an Iowa State kid that's a little bit smaller than me and tell him that they are giving away free ISU shirts in the room next to the concessions. Then, when he opens the door, I'm going to kick him into the closet and hold the door shut on him for a little bit to freak him out :chainsaw:
CLAUSTROPHOBIC? GET OVER IT!!
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If I see an Iowa State kid eating a hotdog in the parking lot with his family I'm going to ask them if I can have one and, right when they give it to me, throw it on the ground and stomp it. :chainsaw:
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If I see an Iowa State kid eating a hotdog in the parking lot with his family I'm going to ask them if I can have one and, right when they give it to me, throw it on the ground and stomp it. :chainsaw:
WHAT? WERE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?!
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If I see an Iowa State kid eating a hotdog in the parking lot with his family I'm going to ask them if I can have one and, right when they give it to me, throw it on the ground and stomp it. :chainsaw:
WHAT? WERE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?!
WEREYOUGOINGTOEATIT!? :curse:
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When I'm walking through the lot, between cars and I see a car/truck from Iowa I am going to "accidentally" knock their rear view mirrors so they fold in and then when they come out they will have to fold them back out or they won't be able to see behind them. :gocho:
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I'm going to find some ISU fans and ask them if they want one of my mom's chocolate cupcakes. When they say yes, I'm going to throw the cupcakes at them so they get chocolate all over themselves.
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in purple sharpie i am going to write "just married" on the back of the first 10 cars/tractors i see w/ iowa plates.
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When some ISU fan isn't looking I'm going to get in their cooler and shake up all their sodas!! :chainsaw:
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When some ISU fan isn't looking I'm going to get in their cooler and shake up all their sodas!! :chainsaw:
NO MORE SHASTA!!!!11!!1!!!!!
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When some ISU fan isn't looking I'm going to get in their cooler and shake up all their sodas!! :chainsaw:
Hope you like it
SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!!!!!!
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:runaway:
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Just like Cat football, this thread is...
HARDTOBEAT!1!!!1!!
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Holy shazbot! - I am sitting on a conference call laughing my ass off...thank God for the mute button :woot:
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When I get into the stadium I'm going to scope out the Hawclones in my section. When one of them gets up to piss or get a hotdog or something I'm going to take their seat. When they come back and say "WTF?" I'm gonna say "Finders keepers, stupid guy!" (there will probably also be spittle on his face after I say "stupid")
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I plan on sneaking into the lockerroom before the game and finding a fully dressed ref. At that point I will bop him over the head with a blunt object, knocking him out. I will then switch clothes with him and lock him in a closet while I put on his clothes and referee microphone. I will then run out onto the field with the other refs--none of whom suspect a thing--and I will call penalties on Iowa State at a disproportionate rate to how many penalties they actually commit. One of those penalties will be me calling a penalty on Iowa State fans for "throwing things on the field," when in fact, they actually threw nothing. I will have a few of those fans ejected.
:curse:
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I plan on sneaking into the lockerroom before the game and finding a fully dressed ref. At that point I will bop him over the head with a blunt object, knocking him out. I will then switch clothes with him and lock him in a closet while I put on his clothes
Sensing an ulterior motive here. :peek:
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When I get into the stadium I'm going to scope out the Hawclones in my section. When one of them gets up to piss or get a hotdog or something I'm going to take their seat. When they come back and say "WTF?" I'm gonna say "Finders keepers, stupid guy!" (there will probably also be spittle on his face after I say "stupid")
NEED A WET NAP?!?!
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I plan on sneaking into the lockerroom before the game and finding a fully dressed ref. At that point I will bop him over the head with a blunt object, knocking him out. I will then switch clothes with him and lock him in a closet while I put on his clothes
Sensing an ulterior motive here. :peek:
To totally (symbolically) assfrack the Cyclones with penalties? Yep! You're right.
I will call penalties on Iowa State at a disproportionate rate!!!
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I plan on sneaking into the lockerroom before the game and finding a fully dressed ref. At that point I will bop him over the head with a blunt object, knocking him out. I will then switch clothes with him and lock him in a closet while I put on his clothes
A BLUNT............ :bigtoke: :crossfingers: :surprised:
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I plan on sneaking into the lockerroom before the game and finding a fully dressed ref. At that point I will bop him over the head with a blunt object, knocking him out. I will then switch clothes with him and lock him in a closet while I put on his clothes
A BLUNT............ :bigtoke: :crossfingers: :surprised:
A Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).....^^^
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A Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).....^^^
Damn, that (post) sucks!
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I'm going to sit next to some iowa fans and when they start playing their fight song I am going to sing "Corn!! Corn!! Corn!!" over and over again really really loud. When I am done I will say to them "Isn't that how it goes?" Then laugh in their little freckled faces!
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I'm going to sit next to some iowa fans and when they start playing their fight song I am going to sing "Corn!! Corn!! Corn!!" over and over again really really loud. When I am done I will say to them "Isn't that how it goes?" Then laugh in their little freckled faces!
Best so far.
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I'm going to sit next to some iowa fans and when they start playing their fight song I am going to sing "Corn!! Corn!! Corn!!" over and over again really really loud. When I am done I will say to them "Isn't that how it goes?" Then laugh in their little freckled faces!
SOMEONE NEED SOME SUNBLOCK?!?!
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I'm going to walk up to an Iowa State kid and pretend to steal his nose and wait a little longer than usual to give it back! :curse:
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I'm going to steal some guy's wallet!! :chainsaw:
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I'm going to play a game of touch football with a couple Iowa State kids then intentionally fall over and scrape my knee. When my mom asks me what happened I'm going to say one of the Iowa State kids pushed me over. My mom's going to tell his mom!
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I'll probably punch an ISU fan (preferably a woman) in the face. Might kill him/her.
:ksu:
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I'm gonna be really drunk. Any of the above are possible
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I'm gonna play hide-and-seek with an ISU kid in the parking lot, and when he runs to hide...I'm just gonna walk away.
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I'm gonna play hide-and-seek with an ISU kid in the parking lot, and when he runs to hide...I'm just gonna walk away.
HIDE AND NOT SEEK!
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When I'm walking through the lot, between cars and I see a car/truck from Iowa I am going to "accidentally" knock their rear view mirrors so they fold in and then when they come out they will have to fold them back out or they won't be able to see behind them. :gocho:
It's the mirrors honey, the goddamn mirrors!
WELLSOMETHINGISDEFINITELYWRONGWITHTHESEMIRRORS!!!
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I'm going to play a game of touch football with a couple Iowa State kids then intentionally fall over and scrape my knee. When my mom asks me what happened I'm going to say one of the Iowa State kids pushed me over. My mom's going to tell his mom!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SON JUST DID!?!?!
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I am going to politely ask for change for a dollar and then give them a wrinkled up bill.
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When I encounter an Iowa State fan today or tomorrow, I'm going to say "Hey, good luck in the game Chief!" and extend my hand like I'm offering a handshake. But at the very last instant, before his hand can touch mine, I'm going to yank my hand back really fast, and run my hand through my hair. Then I will follow that up with something like "PYSCH!!" or "Too slow, Joe!!"
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When I encounter an Iowa State fan today or tomorrow, I'm going to say "Hey, good luck in the game Chief!" and extend my hand like I'm offering a handshake. But at the very last instant, before his hand can touch mine, I'm going to yank my hand back really fast, and run my hand through my hair. Then I will follow that up with something like "PYSCH!!" or "Too slow, Joe!!"
OT: Has Barry McCockner put crap in his hair yet?
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I'm going to invite a few Iowa State fans into my tailgate, and when they ask for no mustard on their hot dog, i'm going to put EXTRA mustard on it. If they object, I'll chuck the hot dog across the parking lot and yell loudly how my hot dogs are not good enough for them.
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I am going to greet an ISU tailgate with a hand extended then, when the put their hand out to shake, I'll pull mine back to fix my hair and pop open a beer. Then I'll be like, "Hey Hawkeye, just jokin!" When I extend my hand the second time, I'll pour the beer all over him and kick him in the nuts.
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When I see an ISU fan I am going to put a bee in his beer.
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I'm going to find a group of ISU kids roaming the parking lot and ask them if they want some candy. When they say yes I'm going to lure them back to my mom's van and shut them inside. There, inside the van, I'm going to give them the most disgusting candy known to man....tootsie rolls.
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I'm going to find a group of ISU kids roaming the parking lot and ask them if they want some candy. When they say yes I'm going to lure them back to my mom's van and shut them inside. There, inside the van, I'm going to give them the most disgusting candy known to man....tootsie rolls.
HELLO CAVITIES!
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I'm going to befriend a small group of ISU fans. Invite them to my food spread/cooler/tailgate of 25+ KSU/EMAW fans. After a few spirits and burgers/dogs/brats, I'll start to lightly rib the Alpha Male of the group. Just kind of "givin ya crap" type of knocks. After a few more spirits, I'll say something along the lines of, "KSU fans are tougher/manlier than ISU plans." His fight or flight instinct will instantly be triggered, and thanks to the spirits I've strategically given him, the fight mechanism will win out. I'll challenge him to a pushup competition in the parking lot w/ some more ribbing like " Prove it ISU fan! Do more Pushups than me!" He'll be forced to, as the Alpha Male of the cyclone group, battle me in a pushup competition. Then we'll get down in our ready positions, my KSU friend will say "go," and ISU Alpha Male will start pumping them out. I'll stand up and draw an unnecessary amount of attention to "the douchebag doing pushups!!!" LOL Riot commences.
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i think candy corn is the worst ever. I'm going to give some ISU toddler a bag of candy corn and tell them to plant them like seeds because they will grow into real stalks of candy corn to feed his poor family who are probably super fat.
I'll give another bag to some isu student and tell him he's helping the environment by putting corn in his car. I'll be wearing my lab coat and glasses when I do this.
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I'll be in the parking lot scalping tickets, and if I see an Iowa State fan I'll ask them for at least $2 more than I would a Cats fan for the exact same ticket.
:surprised:
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I am going to get in line for the portatoilet. When I see a kid who really needs to go, I will let him have my spot. When he gets in, I will tip it over while screaming "The Skunk is flooding"!!!!!!
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I am going to get in line for the portatoilet. When I see a kid who really needs to go, I will let him have my spot. When he gets in, I will tip it over while screaming "The Skunk is flooding"!!!!!!
HELLO THERAPY FOR LIFE!!!
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I'll be in the parking lot scalping tickets, and if I see an Iowa State fan I'll ask them for at least $2 more than I would a Cats fan for the exact same ticket.
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SHAKEDOWN!!!
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FREAK
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I can't make it home for the game, but when my aunt from Des Moines sends her monthly e-letter about her family, I'm going to move it to the trash, without ever reading it.
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I can't make it home for the game, but when my aunt from Des Moines sends her monthly e-letter about her family, I'm going to move it to the trash, without ever reading it.
Sorry about that one auntie!
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At a tailgate, I'm going to tell an ISU guy that there's mustard on their shirt, and when they looked down, they'll find out I was only kidding.
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At a tailgate, I'm going to tell an ISU guy that there's mustard on their shirt, and when they looked down, they'll find out I was only kidding.
OR WILL THEY!?
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I'm going to walk up behind an ISU fan and tap him on the opposite shoulder and when he looks the wrong way I'm just going to walk on by and act like nothing happened. Then latter I will laugh to myself when he can't see me anymore!
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I'm going to walk up behind an ISU fan and tap him on the opposite shoulder and when he looks the wrong way I'm just going to walk on by and act like nothing happened. Then latter I will laugh to myself when he can't see me anymore!
Then latter he will laugh to himself!!!
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If I see an Iowa State fan, I'm gonna be all like "So what do you think of Cael Sanderson?" Then before he can answer, I'm gonna be like "Yea, I think he sucks too."
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If I see an Iowa State fan, I'm gonna be all like "So what do you think of Cael Sanderson?" Then before he can answer, I'm gonna be like "Yea, I think he sucks too."
Damn! HE SUCKS!!!!!!!