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Title: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on September 10, 2010, 03:45:04 PM
Wyatt:  "You know, Stan, that Daniel Thomas sure has a motor."
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: MadCat on September 10, 2010, 03:52:48 PM
M&I Bank
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: doom on September 10, 2010, 03:57:48 PM
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HE BREAKS TO THE OUTSIDE, ONE MAN TO BEAT! and Powell is brought down for a one yard gain at the wildcat 30 yrd line.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Gooch on September 10, 2010, 04:03:12 PM

"It's a high end over ender"
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on September 10, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
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HE BREAKS TO THE OUTSIDE, ONE MAN TO BEAT! and Powell is brought down for a one yard gain at the wildcat 30 yrd line.

lol
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: ArchE_Cat on September 10, 2010, 04:05:36 PM
"Cantele boots an end-over-ender through the endzone."

We should sponsor this, so instead we here...

"Cantele approaches and sends a goEMAW.com end-over-ender over the head of the Missouri St. returnman."
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 10, 2010, 04:06:34 PM
That was a fine (insert something here) . . .
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on September 10, 2010, 04:07:49 PM
OK_Cat would throw a few bucks into a fund to have a goEMAW.com radio ad for Wyattvision.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: WildcatNkilt on September 10, 2010, 04:10:13 PM
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Let's pause for station identification.  This is the Wildcat Network.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: mcmwcat on September 10, 2010, 04:10:19 PM
he's at the 30!  touchdown!
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: kso_FAN on September 10, 2010, 04:13:49 PM
"...knocked off his pins..."
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: DQ12 on September 10, 2010, 04:15:25 PM
Heh heh...The Missouri State running back blew a tire on that last give.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: CatsNShocks on September 10, 2010, 04:17:34 PM
....spun out of bounds at the 43 yard line.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Lynch on September 10, 2010, 04:38:31 PM
Visit your local CaseIH dealer today.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: EllToPay on September 10, 2010, 04:45:02 PM
'Daniel Thomas sure did run over that mother rough rider. Whaddya think, Stan?'
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Jeffy on September 10, 2010, 04:49:09 PM
It was only done once, but it hast to be a true Wyattism...

Calling Terrence Newman's PAT return for a safety a TOUCHDOWN!
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: "storm"nut on September 10, 2010, 04:53:18 PM
"Coach Snyder is lying on the sidelines motionless. Stan you sure don't want to see him go down like that."
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: gowildcatwildcat on September 10, 2010, 05:04:22 PM
Brandon Harold is the "stopper" on the play.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: pc5k on September 10, 2010, 05:22:16 PM
"and daniel is finally spun down at the 25"
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Bqqkie Pimp on September 10, 2010, 06:08:04 PM

"It's a high end over ender"


Too easy.... WAY too easy.

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Fitz Bath on September 10, 2010, 08:21:54 PM
he's at the 30!  touchdown!
:lol:
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: theymightbegiants on September 10, 2010, 08:30:09 PM
and Missouri State is yet to move the ball into the Kansas State side of the field
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: TBL on September 10, 2010, 08:40:13 PM
Whoa Nellie!!!!!!


No, wait. That's somebody good.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: HeinBallz on September 11, 2010, 01:00:29 AM
It was only done once, but it hast to be a true Wyattism...

Calling Terrence Newman's PAT return for a safety a TOUCHDOWN!
:facepalm:

**cough** 2 pt conversion  **cough**
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: 3rdGenKSt8r on September 11, 2010, 01:49:12 AM
"... and that pass is going to be caught and dropped..."

This one always kills me because if it's dropped, it's NOT CAUGHT.  If it's a catch, and you drop it, it's a damn FUMBLE!  :bang:

Or this one:

"Coffman throws, he has a receiver open, it's Smith at about the 25 yard line. (silence)"  :ohno:

It's Smith?.. Did he catch it, or is he just the one that you noticed was open and the ball is still flying through the air toward Wichita somewhere?  Ass.

Great thread, btw.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: 1/64th on September 11, 2010, 10:52:00 AM
And the tackler on the play is number.........91..............ummm..........oh Brandon Harold.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 11, 2010, 10:55:02 AM
Its good not to have to listen to him.  :ksu:
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Trim on September 11, 2010, 11:04:36 AM
Quote from: wyatt after d-train makes a long run or harold gets a sack
OH MAN!  HE'S GOING TO EAT A LOT OF CHICKEN TONIGHT!
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 11, 2010, 11:09:40 AM
Traeger grills.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: felix rex on September 11, 2010, 11:17:15 AM
I'd like to see Wyatt pick up some elite terms from the crack FSN crew. Hey, wide receivers! You gotta "squeeze that pig" when the ball comes your way.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Legit Elite on September 11, 2010, 03:46:53 PM
"That Missouri State 3 and out brought to you by new Trojan Fire and Ice condoms."
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: TaqMan on September 11, 2010, 03:50:27 PM
he's at the 30!  touchdown!


 :lol:
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: nicname on September 11, 2010, 03:53:53 PM
Love Wyatt, total EMAW.  Love Stan too.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: MeatSauce on September 11, 2010, 04:14:40 PM
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah KNIGHT FEEDLOT!blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Bill Clarahan on September 11, 2010, 05:16:06 PM
If they'ed let him ,I'm sure he'd say " freshen up this bourbon and water and smoke em if ya got em" :cheers: :bigtoke:
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: nicname on September 11, 2010, 05:19:23 PM
Thomas at the 10, 5, and it's a Garst Seed Wildcat Touchdown!!!
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on September 11, 2010, 07:13:40 PM
i'd like to say that i knew tonight's broadcast would be this amazing, but it was pure luck.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: TaqMan on September 11, 2010, 07:21:24 PM
Thomas at the 10, 5, and it's a Garst Seed Wildcat Touchdown!!!


He said that?
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on September 11, 2010, 07:21:48 PM
pops a man
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: gibleis on September 11, 2010, 07:27:08 PM
It was only done once, but it hast to be a true Wyattism...

Calling Terrence Newman's PAT return for a safety a TOUCHDOWN!
only one I can think of is against USC and he didn't call touchdown on that.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on September 11, 2010, 07:34:25 PM
brod is long, angular.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 11, 2010, 08:02:53 PM
It was only done once, but it hast to be a true Wyattism...

Calling Terrence Newman's PAT return for a safety a TOUCHDOWN!
only one I can think of is against USC and he didn't call touchdown on that.

he didn't

And if you return a PAT its a 2 point conversion, not a safety.  You're a dumb dumb.  Even Wyatt knows its not a safety.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 11, 2010, 08:12:50 PM
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CALL YOUR LOCAL CASE I-H DEALER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....

 :party:
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: KSUTOMMY on September 11, 2010, 08:45:19 PM
And the 'Cats are moving left to right or north to south
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: lmfergu on September 11, 2010, 09:09:53 PM
Wyatt is freaking awful.  I can't take it anymore.  "He barely got out of the endzone, or did he?"  Stan, "he did."   Why the freak do we continue to employ him.  He is brutal!
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: OK_Cat on September 11, 2010, 09:49:23 PM
if you wanna get technical, he's not really employed by ksu.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 11, 2010, 09:57:34 PM
blah blah blah blah blah SORGHUM blah blah blah blah blah
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Lynch on September 11, 2010, 10:00:52 PM
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CALL YOUR LOCAL CASE I-H DEALER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....

 :party:

 :thumbsup:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6056.msg131501#msg131501 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6056.msg131501#msg131501)
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: 3rdGenKSt8r on September 11, 2010, 10:35:22 PM
Anyone else hear Stan call us "Kansas"? :chainsaw:  :nono:
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: Trim on September 11, 2010, 11:19:53 PM
I've heard from WichitaPizzaCat a few times during commercials.
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 12, 2010, 12:12:04 AM
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CALL YOUR LOCAL CASE I-H DEALER blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....

 :party:

 :thumbsup:

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6056.msg131501#msg131501 (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=6056.msg131501#msg131501)



Was implying that he was going to say it a minimum of two times, brah.

 :fatty:
Title: Re: The Official "Things Wyatt will say during the game" Thread
Post by: TBL on September 12, 2010, 06:51:54 PM
Wyatt is freaking awful.  I can't take it anymore.  "He barely got out of the endzone, or did he?"  Stan, "he did."   Why the freak do we continue to employ him.  He is brutal!

Did you listen to the ku game on the radio? Bob (Mr. Magoo) Davis consistently gave the spot of the ball at least 5 yards off.