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Title: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Kat Kid on August 26, 2010, 05:46:17 PM
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I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 26, 2010, 05:50:31 PM
donate half my money to KSU athletics with stipulations to be made later.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: steve dave on August 26, 2010, 06:08:29 PM
Oh man, great thread.  Prolly exactly what he's going to do, put out ridic. amounts of super high quality mix tapes for 6 more years and then OD on promethazine and be like the rap version of Jim Morrison! (move along 2pac/big)  :love:
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: pissclams on August 26, 2010, 06:12:56 PM
pay my debt to society.  guys like lil' wayne are a disgrace to real rappers.  hopefully he finds his true calling while in the clink and goes a different direction in life.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: OK_Cat on August 26, 2010, 07:49:53 PM
"jock the bitches"
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: raquetcat on August 26, 2010, 08:11:50 PM
drink cough syrup out of a white styrofoam cup  :dunno:
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: theswo on August 26, 2010, 08:18:25 PM
drink cough syrup out of a white styrofoam cup  :dunno:
was wondering how long it would take for someone to say this
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
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Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
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Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
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Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 26, 2010, 09:18:08 PM
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I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my ownand impregnate every white girl on her 18th birthday.   Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
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Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
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I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: hemmy on August 26, 2010, 11:24:52 PM
kill myself (TBL already took that choice, you bitch)
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Kat Kid on August 27, 2010, 06:48:42 AM
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I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 

he keeps a low profile.  I'm talking about owning a town.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
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I would build a $20 million house in a mid-sized mid-western town and just claim it as my own.  Get a private 747 that flew in people from around the world and just have enormous parties and dedicate my albums to the town etc.  And I would literally pick the town at random, but then be very adamant about the fact that I rep'd the town.

u basically described dave chappelle. 

he keeps a low profile.  I'm talking about owning a town.

that's a valid point. 
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: michigancat on August 27, 2010, 07:13:44 AM
I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: steve dave on August 27, 2010, 07:14:23 AM
I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

OMG yes
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: steve dave on August 27, 2010, 07:15:41 AM
kinda OT.  Has anyone watched the Wayne interview with Katie Curic for 60 minutes or whatever?  Amazing TV.  He calls her Ms. Katie the entire time and is completely adorable.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: pissclams on August 27, 2010, 07:40:48 AM
His Behind the Music on VH1 was really good too, I got a new respekt <-- :lol:  for him after watching.  Not a huge fan but he seems like "my type of guy" 
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: pissclams on August 27, 2010, 07:41:52 AM
I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

this is a great idea rusty.  you need to leave your current place of employment and open up IdeazOfficeMichigan
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Scary Smart on August 27, 2010, 07:58:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2GBl3gIjl0

1:13-2:15 Watching an EMAW basketball game.

 :love:
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: OK_Cat on August 27, 2010, 08:43:45 AM
The guy is insanely intelligent.  If he applied to be a cop, they'd tell him he's over-qualified.  Tough luck TBL
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 27, 2010, 08:45:51 AM
Dunno. Maybe get in to acting?
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: OK_Cat on August 27, 2010, 08:47:17 AM
Dunno. Maybe get in to acting?

OMG, yes.  He would be great as an action star.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: pissclams on August 27, 2010, 08:56:59 AM
he would make a great  fishing boat captain.  rich people could pay him to bring them out and catch sailfish and swordfish and seahorses, etc
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: dmartin on August 27, 2010, 08:58:09 AM
"jock the bitches"

slap the hoes.



probably suck dick for coke
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on August 27, 2010, 09:45:32 AM
"jock the bitches"

slap the hoes.



probably suck dick for coke fun
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: CHONGS on August 27, 2010, 10:01:02 AM
I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Kat Kid on August 27, 2010, 10:44:34 AM
I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Gary Patterson Jr. on August 27, 2010, 11:08:49 AM
I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

But I love the Lenexa BBQ.....

By the way it would still be all white people. They would just consider themselves cooler because they were at CrunkFestKC.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: pissclams on August 27, 2010, 11:14:03 AM
I would do everything in my power to annoy the ever-living f*ck out of middle-aged white people.  Like, do the ABC College FB intro, or buy the Lenexa barbecue contest and rename it "CrunkFestKC".

But I love the Lenexa BBQ.....

By the way it would still be all white people. They would just consider themselves cooler because they were at CrunkFestKC.
pretty sure white people are the only ones left using the word Crunk, so yes, def all pink toes
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: steve dave on August 27, 2010, 11:18:35 AM
I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Kat Kid on August 27, 2010, 11:21:31 AM
I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

It would if he flew fun things in!  All you need for fun is the right people, the right atmosphere and some time!  A mansion can be built and celebs can be transported.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: steve dave on August 27, 2010, 11:35:36 AM
I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

It would if he flew fun things in!  All you need for fun is the right people, the right atmosphere and some time!  A mansion can be built and celebs can be transported.

Yeah, or you could do that in NY or LA and save the extraordinary planning time and effort.  I mean, that Lean isn't going to drink itself.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: Kat Kid on August 27, 2010, 12:08:43 PM
I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

It would if he flew fun things in!  All you need for fun is the right people, the right atmosphere and some time!  A mansion can be built and celebs can be transported.

Yeah, or you could do that in NY or LA and save the extraordinary planning time and effort.  I mean, that Lean isn't going to drink itself.

In LA you are just another person.  In Sabetha you can OWN THE TOWN!!
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: I_have_purplewood on August 27, 2010, 12:10:38 PM
I'd do a duet with Willie Nelson.  You really haven't arrived until this happens.  I might suggest doing a remake of 'Seven Spanish Angels'.  Lil Wayne could do the part of Ray Charles because they both like to wear sunglasses.  :eye: (ftp://:eye:)
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: michigancat on August 27, 2010, 12:47:43 PM
I would write letters expressing my love for tennis from prison.

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Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: WildcatNkilt on August 27, 2010, 12:52:32 PM
I would write letters expressing my love for tennis from prison.

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Gorgeous handwriting.
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: pissclams on August 27, 2010, 12:58:32 PM
Very thoughtful of Wayne to write it on their letterhead. 
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: areksuwildcat on August 27, 2010, 02:03:16 PM
Two chicks at the same time    :dunno:
Title: Re: Things you would do if you were Lil Wayne
Post by: raquetcat on August 28, 2010, 06:55:25 PM
I would pour tons of money into producing Joe Goll albums and promote the crap out of them and him.

Can you imagine what would happen if he moved in and bought Sabetha?  JOE GOLL FACTORY!

I'm pretty sure Wayne doesn't live in Sabetha for the same reason I don't live in Sabetha.  I mean, him moving there with his people isn't going to magically make it have fun stuff to do.

It would if he flew fun things in!  All you need for fun is the right people, the right atmosphere and some time!  A mansion can be built and celebs can be transported.

Yeah, or you could do that in NY or LA and save the extraordinary planning time and effort.  I mean, that Lean isn't going to drink itself.

In LA you are just another person.  In Sabetha you can OWN THE TOWN!!

Exactly, you don't know what a party is until you've partied at the Knights of columbus in sabetha, and spanky's isn't bad either. You know what they say ain't no party like a knights of columbus party!