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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Pete on August 23, 2010, 08:09:10 AM
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Really getting exciting around here with all the talk about how rough ridin' amazing Carsy Coff is going to be this year. We can't very well let the Coff hit the grid iron without an acceptable nicname....all the best ones have the nicnames.
Idea #1, snatched straight out of the headlines, "THE AMBASSADOR OF DEATH!"
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http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/photo-released-Iranian-Defense-Ministry-shows-Iranian-President-Mahmoud-Ahmadinejad/photo//100822/481/urn_publicid_ap_org9bf340b57285413d8b876f50aaa4cd13//s:/ap/20100822/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran_unmanned_bomber
I don't want to get into a legal thing with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but this nicname fits Carsy, spot on!
I can rough ridin' hear Wyatt now...."and that's TD number three on the day for THE AMBASSADOR OF DEATH! How about that, Stan!"
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Carsy "Zip" Coffman!
A little less deathlike but still gets the point across in describing the velocity on his balls flying all over the field to our receivers.
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That has promise...I like that.
"Zipper Coff,"....kinda sounds like Hasselhoff, which is awesome.
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Frozen Rope MaGee
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ol' lightning feet
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Lazer Ball Velocity/Trajectory Jones
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Johnny Strongarms
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Cannon Arm McThrowsitfar
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Interception Repellent Johnson
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Pocket Pissinpants
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bootleggy mcpocketpresence
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Carson's Creek (Like Dawson's Creek but this creek is laser line straight and flows at the speed of light and is a football)
That white fullback everyone likes is that mighty duck kid, Pacey.
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Iterceptionhands Mccracken
or
Interception Hands Mccracken
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Carson "stealing your ladies" Coffman
CarMuscle McFlexoffman
OooH! MuscleCar!
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Carson turn your head and Coffman
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Touchdown St. Clair
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Catface Jones
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Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez
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Cadillac Coffman
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COFF-MAN
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John
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Princess Coffsuela Bananahammock
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Sir
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The Shoehorn
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The Bandit!!
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Mr. C
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Jesus' Wooden Peg Leg Johnson
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Sir Picksalot
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Carson City of Touchdowns Coffman
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TD McGillicutty
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Panicy McJFCBlowthewhitsle
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Carson "BAMF" Coffman
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The stubble means trouble!
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Carson "The Doors are Ajar" Coffman
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The Giver.
Carsy just looked up at me and said, "Sometime, when the team is up against it -- and the breaks are beating the boys -- tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Giver."
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Zipperface Gimplegs
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Howdy Happy Hips.
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Backup Clipboarderson
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Carsalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Coffman (was his name)
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Carson "Crazylegs" Coffman
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Pete Tryharder
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Carson "The Best QB K-State Has" Coffman.
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Carson "The Doors are Ajar" Coffman
:lol:
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Carson "The Best QB K-State Has" Coffman.
:cry:
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:lol:
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Knight Rider car and the chick putting her fist in her mouth make this awesome. Just hope Carsy earns them. Gotta earn crap that good.
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looks like pete spent the summer working on ms paint skills.
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Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez
Will work on this one when I get home tonight.
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looks like pete spent the summer working on ms paint skills.
AP course. Haven't taken the test yet, but I feel pretty confident.
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I am standing by my original 2009 entries of "Barn Raiser" and "Rolling Heat":
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ROLLING HEAT!
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'Rough Waters' Coffman
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Carson turn your head and Coffman
Stole our nickname.
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Carson myhipsdontlie Coffman
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The stubble means trouble!
winner
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Carson "better than that Gregory bad person from last year" coffman
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Pete you need www.goEMAW.com on that
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Carson "better than that Gregory bad person from last year" coffman
See this? This is exactly why I didn't meet you in Bethesda. I saw you walk by with your wide feet from my elite window seat at Grapeseed and thought "I bet that bastard would just bring his Gregory-hating nonsense! :curse:" Hope you enjoyed Pizza Zero ZOMG :lol:
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'Run Forrest!' Coffman
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Frozen Rope MaGee
ol' lightning feet
Lazer Ball Velocity/Trajectory Jones
Johnny Strongarms
Cannon Arm McThrowsitfar
Interception Repellent Johnson
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't know if its because I'm sleep deprived or not, but these had me rollin'.
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The lesser of all evils
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Carson "The Show" Coffman.
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Carson "White-Lightning" Coffman handing off to Daniel "Chocolate-Thunder" Thomas
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'Rough Waters' Coffman
I like this one.
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Dumbo. Get it? ITS CAUSE HE HAS BIG EARS
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Dumbo. Get it? ITS CAUSE HE HAS BIG EARS
NICE ONE, GING! :lol:
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Carson "WTF" coffman
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I am standing by my original 2009 entries of "Barn Raiser" and "Rolling Heat":
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ROLLING HEAT!
This has only gotten better with age.
Loves it.
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Carson "Child Bearing Hips" Coffman
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CiCi
Gump
The Undertaker Coffinman
Also would suggest running a "Carson Home Sales" Carson Coffman play of the week and dumping that Cox High Speed Internet potw bullshit
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Carson "Final Nail in the" Coffman
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I was going to go with skinny-downs, but whatev
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Carson "Final Nail in the" Coffman
me likes
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The Particle Accelerator
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The Particle Accelerator
That's a very eloquent suggestion. Better one for Meek...the "article accelerator." See what I did there?
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<<<<<<<<<
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this got me thinking, do you think Norm Chow left Tennessee because he was sick of being called "old yellar?"
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Carson "Super Good Quarterback" Coffman
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Carson "better than that Gregory bad person from last year" coffman
Grapeseed
yeah. i stayed one block away from that place. jerk.
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Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez
Will work on this one when I get home tonight.
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Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez
Will work on this one when I get home tonight.
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:love:
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Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez
Will work on this one when I get home tonight.
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wtf :lol:
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Rick, I made it a bit bigger so you could use it as your background at work. You're welcome.
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Rick, I made it a bit bigger so you could use it as your background at work. You're welcome.
going to put it as the front page of my new evo telephone if possible. thx pete.
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Rick, I made it a bit bigger so you could use it as your background at work. You're welcome.
going to put it as the front page of my new evo telephone if possible. thx pete.
This having no hobbies thing is really giving me some time to focus on these business tasks for goEMAW.com. Obviously I know there is going to be a pretty sweet payoff for this stuff, but I feel like my best work is still in front of me. May try to pick off one or two more Carsy Coff's before the end of the week. We'll see how it goes on the home front, my life partner is a sex addict so things are really unpredictable here.
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Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez
Will work on this one when I get home tonight.
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Usually when I'm this :lol:/ :confused: I'm on drugs.
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Dudes, if you just sit and break this thing down, it makes TOTAL sense.
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Fuzzy McSwivel Hips. Wait has that been taken . . . oh, who cares.
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Carson "Whooping" Coffman :dunno:
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Carson "Ancient Arms" Coffman
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Giggles McThundersnatch
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A-Bomb Arm McChuckindapigskin
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Phil
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Jeff Schwinn
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Juice
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Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez
Will work on this one when I get home tonight.
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Trim's dad in the head dress is a very nice touch. It really brings things together compositionally.
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Trim's dad in the head dress is a very nice touch. It really brings things together compositionally.
THAT GUY IS NOT MY DAD. I DON'T KNOW WHO IN THE eff THAT GUY IS. :curse:
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Trim's dad in the head dress is a very nice touch. It really brings things together compositionally.
THAT GUY IS NOT MY DAD. I DON'T KNOW WHO IN THE shazbot! THAT GUY IS. :curse:
GPC has Bate and Bate Jr., and goEMAW has OPJohn and Trim.
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Trim's dad in the head dress is a very nice touch. It really brings things together compositionally.
THAT GUY IS NOT MY DAD. I DON'T KNOW WHO IN THE shazbot! THAT GUY IS. :curse:
GPC has Bate and Bate Jr., and goEMAW has OPJohn and Trim.
GODDAMMIT!
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Trim's dad in the head dress is a very nice touch. It really brings things together compositionally.
THAT GUY IS NOT MY DAD. I DON'T KNOW WHO IN THE shazbot! THAT GUY IS. :curse:
GPC has Bate and Bate Jr., and goEMAW has OPJohn and Trim.
:surprised: . . . :lol:
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Don't sweat it, TRIM. My dad does embarrasing stuff as well, but we always find a way to work it out on the internet.
:cheers:
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Uncle Rico and the Time Machine
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.
Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.
:drink:
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Carson "Final Nail in the" Coffman
Real original.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=43529.0 (http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=43529.0)
I'll see you in court.
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Juan Carlos Completion Percentage Valdez
Will work on this one when I get home tonight.
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Pete, you are out doing yourself. I mean, Meek flowers for christ sake.
Really an A+ effort, and that is before the weird guy in the yellow and Trim's dad. Really amazing.
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weird guy in yellow is the thrilla gorilla mr freddy asprilla
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Carson Coffman as "The Most Interesting Man World"
"Be wary of a woman who only shows up when you are winning."
"Find out what it is in life that you don't do well, and then don't do that thing."
...well I guess he doesn't have to worry about the women showing up.
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"He once threw an interception, just so he could tackle the safety."
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Carson "Final Nail in the" Coffman
Real original.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=43529.0 (http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=43529.0)
I'll see you in court.
You'll have to get in line...the Feds get their money first. :bang:
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Don't Hassel the Coff (he might get scared and fumble)
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Carson :dunno: Coffman
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weird guy in yellow is the thrilla gorilla mr freddy asprilla
He had just the right amount of EMAW Latin flavor to spice this thing up.
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Carson Gawddammit Gump Coffman
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:dunno:
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Carson "Fire and Ice" Coffman
:bigtoke:
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Carson "Fire and Ice" Coffman
:bigtoke:
If the defense is "fire and ice" then how about the RB's and WR's get to be Thunder and Lightening, and Carson can be................ spring breeze.
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Carson "Fire and Ice" Coffman
:bigtoke:
If the defense is "fire and ice" then how about the RB's and WR's get to be Thunder and Lightening, and Carson can be................ spring breeze.
more like summer's eve
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Carson "Fire and Ice" Coffman
:bigtoke:
If the defense is "fire and ice" then how about the RB's and WR's get to be Thunder and Lightening, and Carson can be................ spring breeze.
more like summer's eve
:thumbsup:
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Bumped for inclusion of the nicname that the late Dylan Meier gave Carsy Coff when he was a freshman...."Crazy Legs" Per Cassidy's piece. http://kansasstate.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1128055
You see, he's heard the criticism before and will certainly hear it again tomorrow . . . and the day after . . . and the day after that. It's long since brought on a nickname.
"Crazy Legs Coffman." The pseudonym sounds more an 1800s baseball player with a cigarette endorsement deal than a quarterback, but it seems to have caught on nonetheless.
"Dylan Myer gave me that nickname my freshman year and it kind of stuck," Coffman said. "I have pretty bowed legs and they move kinda funny when I run, I guess. I think it's funny too, though."
The nickname was tossed around the postgame interview room by nearly everyone who entered following K-State's third victory of 2010. It was on dozens of tongues and laughter followed it everywhere.
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oh, the irony. seems like dylan sure had crazy legs on that cliff.
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oh, the irony. seems like dylan sure had crazy legs on that cliff.
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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Don't sweat it, TRIM. My dad does embarrasing stuff as well, but we always find a way to work it out on the internet.
:cheers:
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That should work on a light scribe cd label system. Trim, you want a pre game song CD with your dad on it?
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My dad does embarrasing stuff as well, but we always find a way to work it out on the internet.
:surprised: :surprised:
BateJr.?