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Title: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: billyheisman on August 17, 2010, 04:37:50 PM
Hai guise.

I've been posting over on phog.net since about 2003.  In that time period I've heard probably 200 references to "fatty" whom I assume is "fatty fat fat."  Posters have always been quite cryptic about why the references to fatty, and it has always boggled my mind and I've never gotten a good background story on the guy.  I'm facinated, but still confused.  Please start a campfire so I can gather around it and hear the tall tales of the infamous fatty chronicles.  tia
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: nicname on August 17, 2010, 04:39:38 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: billyheisman on August 17, 2010, 04:40:29 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.

But isn't that how gayhawks are supposed to speak?
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: CHONGS on August 17, 2010, 04:45:20 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.

But isn't that how gayhawks are supposed to speak?
No. 
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: chunkles on August 17, 2010, 05:13:47 PM
 :popcorn:  i need this information as well for my goEMAW background documentation.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 17, 2010, 05:31:47 PM
You can pm me directly. Have you ever been to zona rosa?
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: CHONGS on August 17, 2010, 05:33:15 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FThemes%2Fsmfone_multicolour%2Fimages%2Fpost%2Fwireless.gif&hash=abc2d985f40dfe715b10289e12a8a0063f8c19a5)
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: chum1 on August 17, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
fatty is like the ksu version of coolhawks
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: billyheisman on August 17, 2010, 05:43:02 PM
fatty is like the ksu version of coolhawks

That's too bad.............
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: ew2x4 on August 17, 2010, 05:43:23 PM
See fatdamon at kstatefans.com
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: jtksu on August 17, 2010, 05:49:11 PM
Fatty now has a lucrative job casing airports for some nice Arab businessmen. 
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: steve dave on August 17, 2010, 06:02:43 PM
fatty is a dear, dear friend to some of us
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 17, 2010, 06:40:31 PM
my personal favorite fatty story was when i saw him jogging kind of close to where i live a year or two ago and told him and he responded w/  "guess i'll have to find a new route then".
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: Kat Kid on August 17, 2010, 07:10:52 PM
Fatty is the o.g. of getting banned and terrorizing every opposition message board in the universe.  tigerboard?  owns it.  huskerpedia?  banned.  phog?  banned too many times to count, including getting ksu campus permabanned.  GPC?  banned so many times he would try to have heart-to-hearts with fitz at bball games then subsequently burned that bridge several more times.  The original Fitz hater.  We have not yet touched on the video prowess and we should.  The man produced 5 of the finest emaw videos ever seen and in his prime was prodigious and no doubt stoked the creative flames of no less than Poetwarrior and chum1.  He also was a foil for pissclams, chum1, and countless extremely talented others, ms paint work.

The guy is an enigma, he is unstoppable and he is currently laying in wait.  But he will be unleashed.  I am not at liberty to say when, but he will be unleashed.

top 5 fatty emaw vids:

#5  "Troy Polamalu is a thug, and a sh1t human being "2.2 MILLION VIEWS!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac-JYp25Bx0)

Unreal.  Ultimate ownage.  Troy Polamalu's 1st page of youtubes forever soiled by fatty's couragous stand for the little guy.

#4   Ain't too proud to beg, LET KSU IN THE NCAA'S!!  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/44/YHoQVnlinQE)

A raw emotional number that alluded to the depths of despair that constitute the soul of a dedicated Kansas State Basketball fan.

#3  Kansas State Football - Our Story  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/32/m8JvBBQBA6w)

Condenses the more opulent "Birth of" in to a 5 minute video.  When we still believed in Ron Prince.  Ultimately some wasted effort here.

#2  ksu is finally good, demolishes ku @ home  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/22/j1-KBPvVFMs)

redemption.

#1 The Birth of Kansas State Football (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u_mmbfbpME&annotation_id=annotation_57830&feature=iv)

His opus.  At his best.  u2, stats, game audio and game, local news, espn video clips obsessively compiled, ripped and perfectly placed.  10 minute orgasm.


Your next mission, discover the genius of catlab/chum1

http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA (http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA)
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: hemmy on August 17, 2010, 07:11:31 PM
Things to know about fatty:

Tennis, Airports, Bay Area cat, used to make ksu cat videos - not actually as fat as his name would imply.

my personal favorite fatty story was when i saw him jogging kind of close to where i live a year or two ago and told him and he responded w/  "guess i'll have to find a new route then".

I remember that thread.

Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: DQ12 on August 17, 2010, 07:18:23 PM
Almost picked fatty up from MHK once, but realized later that I had already made plans.  So, I asked waks to do it for me and he did.

My (near) brush with fame.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on August 17, 2010, 07:24:11 PM
Almost picked fatty up from MHK once, but realized later that I had already made plans.  So, I asked waks to do it for me and he did.

My (near) brush with fame.

kind of similar but not really. i think i might have seen dlew12 riding a yellow scooter over by the pizza hut in westloop last week.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: ben ji on August 17, 2010, 07:47:16 PM
Fatty is the o.g. of getting banned and terrorizing every opposition message board in the universe.  tigerboard?  owns it.  huskerpedia?  banned.  phog?  banned too many times to count, including getting ksu campus permabanned.  GPC?  banned so many times he would try to have heart-to-hearts with fitz at bball games then subsequently burned that bridge several more times.  The original Fitz hater.  We have not yet touched on the video prowess and we should.  The man produced 5 of the finest emaw videos ever seen and in his prime was prodigious and no doubt stoked the creative flames of no less than Poetwarrior and chum1.  He also was a foil for pissclams, chum1, and countless extremely talented others, ms paint work.

The guy is an enigma, he is unstoppable and he is currently laying in wait.  But he will be unleashed.  I am not at liberty to say when, but he will be unleashed.

top 5 fatty emaw vids:

#5  "Troy Polamalu is a thug, and a sh1t human being "2.2 MILLION VIEWS!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac-JYp25Bx0)

Unreal.  Ultimate ownage.  Troy Polamalu's 1st page of youtubes forever soiled by fatty's couragous stand for the little guy.

#4   Ain't too proud to beg, LET KSU IN THE NCAA'S!!  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/44/YHoQVnlinQE)

A raw emotional number that alluded to the depths of despair that constitute the soul of a dedicated Kansas State Basketball fan.

#3  Kansas State Football - Our Story  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/32/m8JvBBQBA6w)

Condenses the more opulent "Birth of" in to a 5 minute video.  When we still believed in Ron Prince.  Ultimately some wasted effort here.

#2  ksu is finally good, demolishes ku @ home  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/22/j1-KBPvVFMs)

redemption.

#1 The Birth of Kansas State Football (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u_mmbfbpME&annotation_id=annotation_57830&feature=iv)

His opus.  At his best.  u2, stats, game audio and game, local news, espn video clips obsessively compiled, ripped and perfectly placed.  10 minute orgasm.


Your next mission, discover the genius of catlab/chum1

http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA (http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA)

I forgot how beautiful fatty's video's are  :cry:

Also how did I miss this? http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/0/9Y_sk4TVKrI

The ice at the end put it over the top for me.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on August 17, 2010, 08:08:20 PM
Don't forget having told hornfans.com before the season started that Jordy was going to tear them a new one, to which they replied, "who?"

Then Jordy ripped them a new one.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 17, 2010, 08:21:31 PM
I've met fatty a few times, but only at the OoD.  :fatty:
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: _33 on August 17, 2010, 08:22:35 PM
He is dead to me.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: sys on August 17, 2010, 08:31:47 PM
#2  ksu is finally good, demolishes ku @ home  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/22/j1-KBPvVFMs)

for me, it's this one from fff and the hockey song one from #1chum.



no offense, 33.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: nicname on August 17, 2010, 09:48:12 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.

But isn't that how gayhawks are supposed to speak?

you are/were a much better poster on phog.net.  step your game up & sex your frame up(where is the old avatar?)
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 17, 2010, 09:50:21 PM
Fatty is the o.g. of getting banned and terrorizing every opposition message board in the universe.  tigerboard?  owns it.  huskerpedia?  banned.  phog?  banned too many times to count, including getting ksu campus permabanned.  GPC?  banned so many times he would try to have heart-to-hearts with fitz at bball games then subsequently burned that bridge several more times.  The original Fitz hater.  We have not yet touched on the video prowess and we should.  The man produced 5 of the finest emaw videos ever seen and in his prime was prodigious and no doubt stoked the creative flames of no less than Poetwarrior and chum1.  He also was a foil for pissclams, chum1, and countless extremely talented others, ms paint work.

The guy is an enigma, he is unstoppable and he is currently laying in wait.  But he will be unleashed.  I am not at liberty to say when, but he will be unleashed.

top 5 fatty emaw vids:

#5  "Troy Polamalu is a thug, and a sh1t human being "2.2 MILLION VIEWS!  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac-JYp25Bx0)

Unreal.  Ultimate ownage.  Troy Polamalu's 1st page of youtubes forever soiled by fatty's couragous stand for the little guy.

#4   Ain't too proud to beg, LET KSU IN THE NCAA'S!!  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/44/YHoQVnlinQE)

A raw emotional number that alluded to the depths of despair that constitute the soul of a dedicated Kansas State Basketball fan.

#3  Kansas State Football - Our Story  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/32/m8JvBBQBA6w)

Condenses the more opulent "Birth of" in to a 5 minute video.  When we still believed in Ron Prince.  Ultimately some wasted effort here.

#2  ksu is finally good, demolishes ku @ home  (http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/22/j1-KBPvVFMs)

redemption.

#1 The Birth of Kansas State Football (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u_mmbfbpME&annotation_id=annotation_57830&feature=iv)

His opus.  At his best.  u2, stats, game audio and game, local news, espn video clips obsessively compiled, ripped and perfectly placed.  10 minute orgasm.


Your next mission, discover the genius of catlab/chum1

http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA (http://www.youtube.com/user/tdj7349#p/u/16/ztBP5WnGqNA)

I personally would have this one in my top 5...

http://www.youtube.com/user/fatty4ksu#p/u/40/f66b0VIGA1w

but you can't go wrong with the ones you listed. Legend.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: nicname on August 17, 2010, 09:52:52 PM
correct me if i am wrong but hasn't fff been bbsing since he was 12 or so?
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 17, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
that fatty (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bestweekever.tv%2Fbwe%2Fimages%2F2010%2F01%2FSIMON-COWELL-HAPPY-GIF.gif&hash=e7b1229edea4e654b0c3dfc9207d33513e4de4e1)
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: WillieWatanabe on August 17, 2010, 09:55:37 PM
Where did he get his stock footage?? I mean seriously?? wow.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: nicname on August 17, 2010, 09:56:21 PM
one of my personal fff faves.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ7dWVfP73I

i can't wait till fff sees it fit to make vids with todays newest technology.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: TBL on August 17, 2010, 10:05:29 PM
Fff is so legend, rumblings have it that he rose from the grave three days after being crucified.

Also, I had his baby.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: Pete on August 17, 2010, 10:08:03 PM
I literally pleaded with him to come with us to goEMAW.  He played hard to get....ultimately, I suspect that it was Catzacker rage filled musings that brought him over here.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: _33 on August 17, 2010, 10:43:48 PM
He's a loser.  A Grade A loser.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: Trim on August 17, 2010, 10:59:50 PM
My favorite is when he said "sorry about that" with perfect timing.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: get_HIT on August 17, 2010, 11:07:36 PM
I met fatty at mhk, nice guy.   :kstatriot:
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: jtksu on August 17, 2010, 11:13:05 PM
Fatty is Iraqi and hates all members of the armed forces.  Why his family chose to leave Iraq and move to MHK is a mystery, as they apparently hate America.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: Pete on August 17, 2010, 11:15:24 PM
Fatty is Iraqi and hates all members of the armed forces.  Why his family chose to leave Iraq and move to MHK is a mystery, as they apparently hate America.

That seems pretty far fetched.  Pretty sure he's Puerto Rican. Hence the flags in that one corner of Bramlage at the games. 
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: billyheisman on August 17, 2010, 11:22:03 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.

But isn't that how gayhawks are supposed to speak?

you are/were a much better poster on phog.net.  step your game up & sex your frame up(where is the old avatar?)

I'll try.  New avatar is the first step.......
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: jtksu on August 17, 2010, 11:22:23 PM
I can't tell the difference, honestly.  I just lump folks into 4 basic color groups: white, brown, black, and yellow.  I would probably place both Puerto Ricans and Iraqis in the "brown" group, so it's possible I mistook a Rican for a Raqi.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: hemmy on August 17, 2010, 11:24:19 PM
typing "hai guise" should be avoided.

But isn't that how gayhawks are supposed to speak?

you are/were a much better poster on phog.net.  step your game up & sex your frame up(where is the old avatar?)

I'll try.  New avatar is the first step.......

Too small...who is that, Tracy McGrady?
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 18, 2010, 02:39:04 AM
Jt, what is your deal? None of that is either true, nor funny. Go cats (I guess), sheesh.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: DQ12 on August 18, 2010, 02:42:51 AM
Almost picked fatty up from MHK once, but realized later that I had already made plans.  So, I asked waks to do it for me and he did.

My (near) brush with fame.

kind of similar but not really. i think i might have seen dlew12 riding a yellow scooter over by the pizza hut in westloop last week.

Nope, quit riding the scooter about a month and a half ago after some campus 5-0 gave me a ticket for it not having tags.  Didn't have any proof of ownership for it either (kind of a hand-me-down through the generations), so the court made me destroy it, which I did today.

All in all, it wasn't me, RD.   :frown:
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: stunz on August 18, 2010, 01:59:52 PM
ou game.  fatty, hope you came up with something good back, that was low of them.
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: hemmy on August 18, 2010, 11:35:14 PM
ou game.  fatty, hope you came up with something good back, that was low of them.

Has a message boarder ever been called out at a game like that - on TV !?!?!?!?.  ne1 have that pic still?
Title: Re: I would like to know the story of "Fatty"
Post by: TBL on August 19, 2010, 10:05:41 PM
I can't tell the difference, honestly.  I just lump folks into 4 basic color groups: white, brown, black, and yellow.  I would probably place both Puerto Ricans and Iraqis in the "brown" group, so it's possible I mistook a Rican for a Raqi.

Puerto Ricans and Iraqis are both classified as Caucasian/white.