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Title: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 08:43:42 AM
Alllll right.  Our FieldTurf is about to start its ninth season and by this point the stuff we have now basically looks like a raggedy dog's bad person.  I've read before that these things are supposed to last ten before being replaced.  This means that if wheels aren't in motion yet to replace them yet, they will be soon, and it's been suggested that some members of the Athletic Department, as well as the Athletic Director, and the University President and the United States President, read this board. So! Here's the place to voice your opinion on what the new field should look like.

1.  I would like a darker green, like maybe what Mizzou has.  How 'bout yous guys?  I think the weird ugly light green we have right now looks weird and ugly and looks like bad, weird, ugly grass.

2.  Something that has always bothered me is that the powercat at midfield is too skinny, specifically the ear and that upside-down Nike swoosh thing in the middle.  There's too much green space between the segments. It's thinned out to the point that it looks coked out/anorexic or something, and doesn't at all match the proportions of the one on the helmet and pretty much everything else.

http://www.kstatesports.com/facilities/bill-snyder -family-stadium.html <--anorexic powercat
Watch the Texas game from 2006 and it'll be pretty evident.  Fix those two things and I'll be good.  Also, we could go completely retro to the field we had in 1989 and it would be badical.  Giant wildcat head, crazy bright purple end zones, circular Big 8 logos on the sidelines, everything.  Bring it on.

Photoshops in this thread are extremely welcome, btw.  Powertardy suggestions that we should put cat claws on the field are not and will get you a Steve Dave nut stomping, as will suggestions of, "who cares what it looks like as long as we WIN!!!1!1!!!1"  You gotta look good doing it, bros.  You gotta look good doing it.   :cool:

Photoshoppers.  Get to photoshopping.



AND NO KSTATECARS.COM OR BRIGGS ADS ON THE NEW FIELD, PLZ.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: felix rex on August 11, 2010, 08:48:10 AM
The field needs a bigger crown, so that our running backs can go downhill and turn the corner faster.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 08:53:13 AM
Oh dude we should def. rock the mid-90s crown.  Good call.  Hey, photoshop us some stuff.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: kcchiefdav on August 11, 2010, 08:59:28 AM
We need a couple kstatecars.com/briggs ads at the corners.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: "storm"nut on August 11, 2010, 09:11:19 AM
Alllll right.  Our FieldTurf is about to start its ninth season and by this point the stuff we have now basically looks like a raggedy dog's bad person.  I've read before that these things are supposed to last ten before being replaced.  This means that if wheels aren't in motion yet to replace them yet, they will be soon, and it's been suggested that some members of the Athletic Department, as well as the Athletic Director, and the University President and the United States President, read this board. So! Here's the place to voice your opinion on what the new field should look like.

1.  I would like a darker green, like maybe what Mizzou has.  How 'bout yous guys?  I think the weird ugly light green we have right now looks weird and ugly and looks like bad, weird, ugly grass.

2.  Something that has always bothered me is that the powercat at midfield is too skinny, specifically the ear and that upside-down Nike swoosh thing in the middle.  There's too much green space between the segments. It's thinned out to the point that it looks coked out/anorexic or something, and doesn't at all match the proportions of the one on the helmet and pretty much everything else.

http://www.kstatesports.com/facilities/bill-snyder -family-stadium.html <--anorexic powercat
Watch the Texas game from 2006 and it'll be pretty evident.  Fix those two things and I'll be good.  Also, we could go completely retro to the field we had in 1989 and it would be badical.  Giant wildcat head, crazy bright purple end zones, circular Big 8 logos on the sidelines, everything.  Bring it on.

Photoshops in this thread are extremely welcome, btw.  Powertardy suggestions that we should put cat claws on the field are not and will get you a Steve Dave nut stomping, as will suggestions of, "who cares what it looks like as long as we WIN!!!1!1!!!1"  You gotta look good doing it, bros.  You gotta look good doing it.   :cool:

Photoshoppers.  Get to photoshopping.

last word is that it is in the works for next season along with the limestone wall. Joint project to go along with the new practice facility. Also heard a rumor that the Wagner's may have just lost naming rights but that is a rumor from a drunk booster.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: pissclams on August 11, 2010, 09:11:52 AM
Kougs, paging Kougs
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: The42Yardstick on August 11, 2010, 09:13:30 AM
We need something similar to this

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F113799%2Ffootballfield.png&hash=968f7d48d7829d9592889f853f679b0b3ee276e9)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 09:17:14 AM


last word is that it is in the works for next season along with the limestone wall. Joint project to go along with the new practice facility. Also heard a rumor that the Wagner's may have just lost naming rights but that is a rumor from a drunk booster.

Wait, a limestone wall along the East side?   :runaway:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Pete on August 11, 2010, 09:18:35 AM
Old news, boys....

http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=42


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Ffield2.jpg&hash=4c2b92019c9e8d6a59f67e3575cd12335aa68998)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Ffield-300x216.jpg&hash=671c26ed849d510e2eee82347be4c9c79c29f011)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: "storm"nut on August 11, 2010, 09:19:25 AM


last word is that it is in the works for next season along with the limestone wall. Joint project to go along with the new practice facility. Also heard a rumor that the Wagner's may have just lost naming rights but that is a rumor from a drunk booster.

Wait, a limestone wall along the East side?   :runaway:

replacing the metal fencing around the inside.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: kcchiefdav on August 11, 2010, 09:20:50 AM

last word is that it is in the works for next season along with the limestone wall. Joint project to go along with the new practice facility. Also heard a rumor that the Wagner's may have just lost naming rights but that is a rumor from a drunk booster.

I wouldn't be surprised, 2011 will be 20 years since they paid for the turf...I think they got their money's worth.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 09:27:14 AM


last word is that it is in the works for next season along with the limestone wall. Joint project to go along with the new practice facility. Also heard a rumor that the Wagner's may have just lost naming rights but that is a rumor from a drunk booster.

Wait, a limestone wall along the East side?   :runaway:

replacing the metal fencing around the inside.

It's a start, but they need to concentrate their efforts on making the east upper deck look not so high school-y. 

Also, I wish this town/university would either
A) Keep its limestone clean forever with some good powerwashing now and then, or
2) NOT HAVE SUCH A BONER FOR LIMESTONE.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: MadCat on August 11, 2010, 09:30:44 AM
Obsidian monolith and monkeys with bones scattered about.  :pray:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: "storm"nut on August 11, 2010, 09:31:42 AM


last word is that it is in the works for next season along with the limestone wall. Joint project to go along with the new practice facility. Also heard a rumor that the Wagner's may have just lost naming rights but that is a rumor from a drunk booster.

Wait, a limestone wall along the East side?   :runaway:

replacing the metal fencing around the inside.

It's a start, but they need to concentrate their efforts on making the east upper deck look not so high school-y. 

Also, I wish this town/university would either
A) Keep its limestone clean forever with some good powerwashing now and then, or
2) NOT HAVE SUCH A BONER FOR LIMESTONE.

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: "storm"nut on August 11, 2010, 09:33:33 AM
Obsidian monolith and monkeys with bones scattered about.  :pray:

no plans to put in OB's family statue until 5 years after his death.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: ArchE_Cat on August 11, 2010, 09:34:44 AM
Replace asphalt :chainsaw: with field turf. The stupid asphalt is no longer required for drainage.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Jmo on August 11, 2010, 09:40:08 AM
Replace asphalt :chainsaw: with field turf. The stupid asphalt is no longer required for drainage.
Replace with yellow brick road.   :pbj:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 09:41:07 AM

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 09:41:35 AM
Replace asphalt :chainsaw: with field turf. The stupid asphalt is no longer required for drainage.

It is, however, required for Harley Day, so good luck getting that past the douchebags.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: "storm"nut on August 11, 2010, 09:41:47 AM
Replace asphalt :chainsaw: with field turf. The stupid asphalt is no longer required for drainage.

Harleys and field turf don't mix. Also where will the Daniel Thomas run through the endzone on a over thrown ball by Coffman, run on the slick asphalt with his plastic cleats, fall on his back and shatter his backbone.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: "storm"nut on August 11, 2010, 09:43:43 AM

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgelandscapesupply.com%2Fimages%2Fcatalog%2Fdeco_weatherlime_big.jpg&hash=8b150cc6a5a85e393bae93f6f70fc3cc7cbea56a)  :love:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 11, 2010, 09:51:17 AM
www.goEMAW.com has been contacted about naming rights.  We would only get involved
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: felix rex on August 11, 2010, 10:02:30 AM
We need a couple kstatecars.com/briggs ads at the corners.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi98.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl278%2Ffelixrex%2Fdillons.jpg&hash=8dccc41248b41e54470b44f079ddf3f656a33773)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 10:03:44 AM

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgelandscapesupply.com%2Fimages%2Fcatalog%2Fdeco_weatherlime_big.jpg&hash=8b150cc6a5a85e393bae93f6f70fc3cc7cbea56a)  :love:


Examples and photographs on a building, please. :curse:

By "looks better aged and dirty," are you referring to Dickens Hall?  Because my feces is more pleasant to look at than Dickens Hall.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcommondatastorage.googleapis.com%2Fstatic.panoramio.com%2Fphotos%2Foriginal%2F9066506.jpg&hash=7288f44909d480f660daa4012c6ccbe03007bffe)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: wabash909 on August 11, 2010, 10:09:26 AM
YES!  But make sure to keep the feed lot and farm implement advertisements.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg716.imageshack.us%2Fimg716%2F2792%2Ffieldwallexisting.jpg&hash=6530f6af24e7b95389193716b6c21cdb98f53e5c)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg339.imageshack.us%2Fimg339%2F1039%2Ffieldwallstudystone.jpg&hash=17e1789198ec1f929775820f9eb3cecaf6647dad)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg684.imageshack.us%2Fimg684%2F6965%2Ffieldwallstudystoneivy.jpg&hash=8a4d6a4ef5febcf5ae94e6fc98dd4d634454acc5)

Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: felix rex on August 11, 2010, 10:10:44 AM
YES!  But make sure to keep the feed lot and farm implement advertisements.

I would also like us to incorporate things like "The Bag Balm Soft Hands Catch of the Game".
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: "storm"nut on August 11, 2010, 10:11:17 AM

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgelandscapesupply.com%2Fimages%2Fcatalog%2Fdeco_weatherlime_big.jpg&hash=8b150cc6a5a85e393bae93f6f70fc3cc7cbea56a)  :love:


Examples and photographs on a building, please. :curse:

By "looks better aged and dirty," are you referring to Dickens Hall?  Because my feces is more pleasant to look at than Dickens Hall.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcommondatastorage.googleapis.com%2Fstatic.panoramio.com%2Fphotos%2Foriginal%2F9066506.jpg&hash=7288f44909d480f660daa4012c6ccbe03007bffe)

That building has it going on. Id do that
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on August 11, 2010, 10:19:41 AM
Old news, boys....

http://goEMAW.com/blog/?p=42


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Ffield2.jpg&hash=4c2b92019c9e8d6a59f67e3575cd12335aa68998)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F04%2Ffield-300x216.jpg&hash=671c26ed849d510e2eee82347be4c9c79c29f011)
Yeah I thought we talked about this and when goEMAW.com recieved naming rights and had full decision making power we would install the purple turf.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 10:50:58 AM

good quality limestone looks better aged and dirty.

Examples and photographs, plz.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgelandscapesupply.com%2Fimages%2Fcatalog%2Fdeco_weatherlime_big.jpg&hash=8b150cc6a5a85e393bae93f6f70fc3cc7cbea56a)  :love:


Examples and photographs on a building, please. :curse:

By "looks better aged and dirty," are you referring to Dickens Hall?  Because my feces is more pleasant to look at than Dickens Hall.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcommondatastorage.googleapis.com%2Fstatic.panoramio.com%2Fphotos%2Foriginal%2F9066506.jpg&hash=7288f44909d480f660daa4012c6ccbe03007bffe)

That building has it going on. Id do that


JFC.  Lemme guess, you probably think it looks "regal"?    :facepalm:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: nicname on August 11, 2010, 10:52:51 AM
Limestone wall around the field levelreplacing crappy Garst Seed ads on plyboard.  Limestone wall to the top of the upperdeck on the east side.  No half assing it on the field itself, either go purple turf or go natural grass.  Convert currant football practice facility into uber elite basketball mega practice facility.  Build new uber-elite indoor football practice facility, dining center, weight center, etc across the road from Vanier.  Connect Vanier to the new facility with an above ground breezeway. Get rid of the asphalt track around the field and move the fance that much closer(dropping the field level as needed.  Wouldn't hurt to put in some SEC type hedges in somewhere either.

BTW, SB is right wash the GD limestone KSU.  Have some respect.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: CNS on August 11, 2010, 11:05:48 AM
I recommend fully selling out.  Something like a 100 yard billboard for  :AA:.  Something legible from space.  Charge per square ft.  Then give the money to Frank and whoever he uses to buy kids.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: deputy dawg on August 11, 2010, 11:37:07 AM
We need something similar to this

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F113799%2Ffootballfield.png&hash=968f7d48d7829d9592889f853f679b0b3ee276e9)
This is quality boarding when you can incorporate discussion of stripper poles and beer kegs on your teams' sideline.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: kougar24 on August 11, 2010, 12:57:25 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.redlinetek.com%2Ftco%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2F1%2Fbored_emoticon.gif&hash=586ca76c7d5d6c65937bb9bc9e191525da32623f)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi133.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq45%2Fkougar24%2FKState%2Fksu-field1.jpg&hash=dcbff40f75e47ede166a2c6e3cd79df89c53af26)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: twenty6 on August 11, 2010, 12:59:02 PM
you are all thinking small beans...something bigger and more grand is in the works.  and, whispers of big donors are stepping up...
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 01:02:12 PM
you are all thinking small beans...something bigger and more grand is in the works.  and, whispers of big donors are stepping up...


 :runaway:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Boakai on August 11, 2010, 01:09:11 PM
If we are going to put in a limestone wall and replace the turf....then I say lower the field and add seats.

Look how close to the field they get to sit at Florida!  :curse:

http://www.secfootball.itgo.com/benhill.jpg (http://www.secfootball.itgo.com/benhill.jpg)

edit for stupid link (or possibly poster)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: OK_Cat on August 11, 2010, 01:13:57 PM
they sit so close at florida, that all you see is a red x

 :surprised:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: DQ12 on August 11, 2010, 01:26:25 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy110%2FTHE_agnax%2FField.jpg%3Ft%3D1281551143&hash=c68c177cf0abac5394781f90a4027b2ea26a88f4)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Jmo on August 11, 2010, 01:47:57 PM
you are all thinking small beans...something bigger and more grand is in the works.  and, whispers of big donors are stepping up...

Please elaborate.  :users:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: treysolid on August 11, 2010, 01:48:52 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi4.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy110%2FTHE_agnax%2FField.jpg%3Ft%3D1281551143&hash=c68c177cf0abac5394781f90a4027b2ea26a88f4)

replace frank head with harleys, tanks and fireworks and we have ourselves a winner.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: ChiComCat on August 11, 2010, 01:49:47 PM
Rumors from the Athletic Dept that there are big things in the fold.  Unconfirmed from my best sources at the moment, but I have it on good info that a few of these bad boys are going on both the east and west side.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.awningvideo.com%2Fawning.jpg&hash=1b8738bd31eaea3fe2ff86b4df937a50bf0dfa91)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: wabash909 on August 11, 2010, 01:56:13 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.redlinetek.com%2Ftco%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2F1%2Fbored_emoticon.gif&hash=586ca76c7d5d6c65937bb9bc9e191525da32623f)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi133.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq45%2Fkougar24%2FKState%2Fksu-field1.jpg&hash=dcbff40f75e47ede166a2c6e3cd79df89c53af26)

 :love:

Love the purple K-State on the BOTH white endzone fields.  

Hate the "Wildcats" flanked by powercats incorrectly facing opposite directions.  The "Kansas State" makes me want to wretch.

Seriously, we should not be this Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) at this stuff.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbig12.110mb.com%2Fkansas%2520state%2520football%2520stadium.jpg&hash=4552a69e7457ce5a40270f9f3ed2510fc22e8945)


Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: chunkles on August 11, 2010, 02:15:08 PM
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some rough ridin' contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Fstadium%2FBSFS-Rev.png&hash=69657c4a38995562fd14feb1898b7863b289c99c)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: pissclams on August 11, 2010, 02:16:21 PM
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some fracking contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor. 
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Fstadium%2FBSFS-Rev.png&hash=69657c4a38995562fd14feb1898b7863b289c99c)
best one yet. love the golden snyder.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: DQ12 on August 11, 2010, 02:18:48 PM
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some rough ridin' contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Fstadium%2FBSFS-Rev.png&hash=69657c4a38995562fd14feb1898b7863b289c99c)

 :ksu:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: felix rex on August 11, 2010, 02:22:47 PM
Pretty great. But maybe needs more Dillon's?  :dunno:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: steve dave on August 11, 2010, 02:24:58 PM
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some rough ridin' contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Fstadium%2FBSFS-Rev.png&hash=69657c4a38995562fd14feb1898b7863b289c99c)

This chunkles guy just exploded onto the goEMAW scene  :surprised:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: EllToPay on August 11, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
This chunkles guy just exploded onto the goEMAW scene  :surprised:

yeah, i don't think anyone was ready for that.

chunkles, you've set your bar very high.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: nicname on August 11, 2010, 02:26:55 PM
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some rough ridin' contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Fstadium%2FBSFS-Rev.png&hash=69657c4a38995562fd14feb1898b7863b289c99c)

 :ksu:
:star: :star: :star: :star: :star: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon: :raccoon:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: chunkles on August 11, 2010, 02:29:57 PM
i have seriously insane high architecture IQ (HAIQ).  that was all pro bono just to get in the door.  your welcome.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: kougar24 on August 11, 2010, 02:31:24 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi133.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq45%2Fkougar24%2FKState%2Fksu-field2.jpg&hash=e409f8da43cacb80e49d8c33f0e1ff241bbb4a7d)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: kougar24 on August 11, 2010, 02:34:46 PM
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some fracking contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor. 
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Fstadium%2FBSFS-Rev.png&hash=69657c4a38995562fd14feb1898b7863b289c99c)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Full-icon.png&hash=c23d1a926abc018c79f5c57838c53e0615778d7e)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficons.iconarchive.com%2Ficons%2Fcustom-icon-design%2Fpretty-office-3%2F16%2FStar-Empty-icon.png&hash=a3b78884c4da21c9e4d279ecb665d57ae413b3b3)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: felix rex on August 11, 2010, 02:36:11 PM
i have seriously insane high architecture IQ (HAIQ).  that was all pro bono just to get in the door.  your welcome.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Femoticons%2Femawfistpumpkid.gif%3Ft%3D1269574843&hash=b3a130aab6634106ecbad5fcbc453d62a91de9de)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: chunkles on August 11, 2010, 02:38:51 PM
i have seriously insane high architecture IQ (HAIQ).  that was all pro bono just to get in the door.  your welcome.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Femoticons%2Femawfistpumpkid.gif%3Ft%3D1269574843&hash=b3a130aab6634106ecbad5fcbc453d62a91de9de)

gawd he's cute.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: nicname on August 11, 2010, 02:40:34 PM


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Femoticons%2Femawfistpumpkid.gif%3Ft%3D1269574843&hash=b3a130aab6634106ecbad5fcbc453d62a91de9de)
:star: :star: :star: :star: :raccoon:

Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: CNS on August 11, 2010, 03:02:01 PM
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some fracking contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Fstadium%2FBSFS-Rev.png&hash=69657c4a38995562fd14feb1898b7863b289c99c)

Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Jmo on August 11, 2010, 03:04:06 PM
Seriously my fave threads.  :katpak:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: chunkles on August 11, 2010, 03:17:09 PM
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

For the purposes of a high quality image/design, I sought to fit within the original view.  Willing to explore larger Snyder. 
Can have elevator with two stops, one to aging scrotal region: with son Sean handing out fruit baskets with his face on the baskets because of his fruit of loin status.  Next stop is Snyder's brain cavity where we house a research facility/kid's mentoring program playground.  Include butter packets handouts, either individually or within baskets.  Play the eff out of Dean Martin.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: MadCat on August 11, 2010, 03:19:35 PM
Ideas: 
1. Canopy that crap. 2. add a better "ring of douches" marquee. 3. throw in a golden god statue of the tards. 4. a decent purple field with some fracking contrast for the logo. 5. jumbotron that will mask most of that thing where the players come from. 6. NOT neglecting Fontanelle Hybrids as a major sponsor.  
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi978.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fae268%2Fchet_manpants%2Fstadium%2FBSFS-Rev.png&hash=69657c4a38995562fd14feb1898b7863b289c99c)

The glow off of statue Bill kind of adds a sepia tone to the entire place.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: CNS on August 11, 2010, 03:28:05 PM
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

For the purposes of a high quality image/design, I sought to fit within the original view.  Willing to explore larger Snyder. 
Can have elevator with two stops, one to aging scrotal region: with son Sean handing out fruit baskets with his face on the baskets because of his fruit of loin status.  Next stop is Snyder's brain cavity where we house a research facility/kid's mentoring program playground.  Include butter packets handouts, either individually or within baskets.  Play the shazbot! out of Dean Martin.

If we can get Bish to be the statue tour guide, I am def in.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: deputy dawg on August 11, 2010, 04:03:25 PM
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes.  

For the purposes of a high quality image/design, I sought to fit within the original view.  Willing to explore larger Snyder.  
Can have elevator with two stops, one to aging scrotal region: with son Sean handing out fruit baskets with his face on the baskets because of his fruit of loin status.  Next stop is Snyder's brain cavity where we house a research facility/kid's mentoring program playground.  Include butter packets handouts, either individually or within baskets.  Play the shazbot! out of Dean Martin.
The golden Snyder statue looks like it would make the Johnny Kaw statue in city park his punk.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: sir spankalot on August 11, 2010, 04:12:37 PM
I resent the use of my nickname and/or abbreviated name to be used to describe the decrepit status of the BSFS field turf.

Signed,
Tim Jankovich
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: nicname on August 11, 2010, 04:19:04 PM
chunkles = chet manpants   :dunno:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: chunkles on August 11, 2010, 04:25:41 PM
chunkles = chet manpants   :dunno:

crap.  yes. 
Was my original username but then i saw that someone else already used the [dickish yuppy first name] + man[random object] formula.  kept the photobucket account, though.  so suck it, mr. mantooth.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: captaincrap on August 11, 2010, 04:36:12 PM
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

Needs to rival Colossus of Rhodes:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fedwin.sjfc.edu%2Fmmiller%2Funitplan%2Frhodes.jpg&hash=be1a0d886724e7d6b774db56f9a3b731129986f9)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.7wonders.info%2Fcolossus.jpg&hash=e0ae227d564589c93d63a4f0cc2bba716301cf92)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 04:51:40 PM
My god.  As if you didn't already know that this board was 1,000,000 times funnier than the horrifically unfunny Scout board, let's compare.  I posted this thread (with fewer jokes, because they're too old to get terms like "janky") over there this morning too, and here is the link for those of you who aren't named Steve Dave, who has been banned. (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2670&t=6206145&p=1)

Excerpt!

Knealio wrote on page 2:  Just for sh*ts and giggles, for one home game a year, I'd love to see us go to an alternative uniform. Use the Willie logo on our helmets and wear grey as our jersey.

joeyshaw replied: If we get alternative's I want purple camo for fort Riley day.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: CNS on August 11, 2010, 05:02:50 PM
Can only get behind this if the Bill statue is obnoxiously tall.  Like tallest-man-made-object-in-all-of-Manahattan tall.  Could put a KSU hall of fame in the Cortez shoes. 

Needs to rival Colossus of Rhodes:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fedwin.sjfc.edu%2Fmmiller%2Funitplan%2Frhodes.jpg&hash=be1a0d886724e7d6b774db56f9a3b731129986f9)(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.7wonders.info%2Fcolossus.jpg&hash=e0ae227d564589c93d63a4f0cc2bba716301cf92)

Exactly what I had in mind.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on August 11, 2010, 05:18:53 PM
I was thinking like this, except of Bill

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.turnbacktogod.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fcristo-de-la-concordia-09.jpg&hash=30cbacf0a62f7fbd9697da05c09a48a474ee31d2)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: jtksu on August 11, 2010, 05:44:56 PM
I would seriously take my own life if we broke out purple camo.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 11, 2010, 06:30:11 PM
Can we get a Johnny Kaw on the other hill?
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: wes mantooth on August 11, 2010, 09:51:41 PM
chunkles = chet manpants   :dunno:

crap.  yes. 
Was my original username but then i saw that someone else already used the [dickish yuppy first name] + man[random object] formula.  kept the photobucket account, though.  so suck it, mr. mantooth.

Was just going to comment on how you really kicked the door down on your way into goEMAW.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: chunkles on August 11, 2010, 11:07:21 PM
chunkles = chet manpants   :dunno:

crap.  yes. 
Was my original username but then i saw that someone else already used the [dickish yuppy first name] + man[random object] formula.  kept the photobucket account, though.  so suck it, mr. mantooth.

Was just going to comment on how you really kicked the door down on your way into goEMAW.   :embarrassed:
is ok.  the name looks better on you anyway.  use it well.  USEITWELLDAMMIT.  :cry:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 11, 2010, 11:51:28 PM
OK, Scout board users actually pulled out some lollerfartz on the third page.  TrustTheDust is a genius. (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2670&t=6206145&p=3)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 12, 2010, 10:44:23 AM
As stated, there will be a new field in BSFS next year.

My bro who lives in Manhattan works with some folks that are pretty big boosters who say they're looking at some other things as well, some pretty big stuff based on what he said.

Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Jmo on August 12, 2010, 10:55:51 AM
As stated, there will be a new field in BSFS next year.

My bro who lives in Manhattan works with some folks that are pretty big boosters who say they're looking at some other things as well, some pretty big stuff based on what he said.



Elaborate damn it!  :bang:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: kcchiefdav on August 12, 2010, 10:56:14 AM
As stated, there will be a new field in BSFS next year.

My bro who lives in Manhattan works with some folks that are pretty big boosters who say they're looking at some other things as well, some pretty big stuff based on what he said.



The lack of examples in this post is boner-killing.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: sonofdaxjones on August 12, 2010, 11:06:08 AM
Well, I tried to get more information out of him, but he doesn't pay attention to this stuff like we do.   From what I can tell it sounds like the original idea for the now defunct "Wildcat Victory Campaign" as far as more suites and stuff may not be totally dead after all.    That's about all I know and I wouldn't hold my breath considering the sources.



Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: The42Yardstick on August 12, 2010, 11:12:52 AM
OK, Scout board users actually pulled out some lollerfartz on the third page.  TrustTheDust is a genius. (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2670&t=6206145&p=3)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4135%2F4884136050_827b6f3eb3.jpg&hash=a7250827d5b970114b59795971631b2b250af5eb)

Any chance we can poach TrustTheDust over here :confused:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: bakerman on August 12, 2010, 11:18:56 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fa%2Fae%2FBig_Tex.JPG&hash=286e15c4bd6d7694c343dd96ea389f191bd245a6)

Incorporate Snyder into this. Could pay homage to both Snyder and Texas Overloards at the same time. Plus, this thing speaks, could have giant Snyder give some kind of message before each game.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: chunkles on August 12, 2010, 11:27:36 AM
Well, I tried to get more information out of him, but he doesn't pay attention to this stuff like we do.   From what I can tell it sounds like the original idea for the now defunct "Wildcat Victory Campaign" as far as more suites and stuff may not be totally dead after all.    That's about all I know and I wouldn't hold my breath considering the sources.

gridiron clubbin here we come
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: MadCat on August 12, 2010, 12:03:31 PM
Replace the fieldturf with sand.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: michigancat on August 12, 2010, 03:19:19 PM
OK, Scout board users actually pulled out some lollerfartz on the third page.  TrustTheDust is a genius. (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2670&t=6206145&p=3)

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4135%2F4884136050_827b6f3eb3.jpg&hash=a7250827d5b970114b59795971631b2b250af5eb)

Any chance we can poach TrustTheDust over here :confused:

WOW
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 12, 2010, 03:23:56 PM
I asked TrustTheDust this a few days ago in an email.  His response was that he hates Steve Dave.   :flush:

So GoEMAWerz, clearly TTD is just uninitiated to SD and got off on the wrong foot.  Please see this thread (http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=5388.msg115186#msg115186) I've posted about winning TrustTheDust over onto Steve Dave's side.

Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: pissclams on August 12, 2010, 03:25:14 PM
I asked TrustTheDust this a few days ago in an email.  His response was that he hates Steve Dave.   :flush:

So GoEMAWerz, clearly TTD is just uninitiated to SD and got off on the wrong foot.  Please see the thread I've posted about winning TrustTheDust over onto Steve Dave's side.


like you said earlier, big fish, small pond.  this place can be intimidating for the weak.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: OK_Cat on August 12, 2010, 03:25:26 PM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Jmo on August 12, 2010, 03:42:19 PM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Is there a block user function?
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: jtksu on August 12, 2010, 04:19:20 PM
Pretty sure the mom thing would be punishment enough.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: The42Yardstick on August 12, 2010, 04:20:10 PM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Is there a block user function?

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on August 12, 2010, 04:23:31 PM
A giant, retractable powertowel between the top of the upper deck and the top of the press box. 
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: TrustTheDust on August 12, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Good luck with that. My mother invented EMAW.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4098%2F4885990719_731167329c.jpg&hash=1d405bc3e7bb2a13034bc6d7df39233d3ede6f30)
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: The42Yardstick on August 12, 2010, 05:13:44 PM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Good luck with that. My mother invented EMAW.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4098%2F4885990719_731167329c.jpg&hash=1d405bc3e7bb2a13034bc6d7df39233d3ede6f30)

Definitely one of the Top 20 first posts of all time
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: CHONGS on August 12, 2010, 05:16:05 PM
what the hell is going on here? MODS?
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: CNS on August 12, 2010, 05:20:14 PM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Good luck with that. My mother invented EMAW.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4098%2F4885990719_731167329c.jpg&hash=1d405bc3e7bb2a13034bc6d7df39233d3ede6f30)

Is the chicken throwing up into that dude's mouth, or vice versa? 
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: TheShocker on August 12, 2010, 05:32:07 PM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Good luck with that. My mother invented EMAW.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4098%2F4885990719_731167329c.jpg&hash=1d405bc3e7bb2a13034bc6d7df39233d3ede6f30)


I'd totally eff your mom but only if she took off the KU shirt first.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: jtksu on August 12, 2010, 05:36:37 PM
I'd F his mom, and then use the KU shirt to wipe my dick off.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: MadCat on August 12, 2010, 11:26:05 PM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Good luck with that. My mother invented EMAW.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4098%2F4885990719_731167329c.jpg&hash=1d405bc3e7bb2a13034bc6d7df39233d3ede6f30)

Is the chicken throwing up into that dude's mouth, or vice versa? 

I could be wrong, but I do believe that is how jayhawks are borne.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: jtksu on August 12, 2010, 11:31:10 PM
1 guy, 1 chicken, 1 cup!?
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 12, 2010, 11:40:49 PM
Should fake a flood for a new field.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: HeinBallz on August 12, 2010, 11:49:57 PM
My god.  As if you didn't already know that this board was 1,000,000 times funnier than the horrifically unfunny Scout board, let's compare.  I posted this thread (with fewer jokes, because they're too old to get terms like "janky") over there this morning too, and here is the link for those of you who aren't named Steve Dave, who has been banned. (http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2670&t=6206145&p=1)

Excerpt!

Knealio wrote on page 2:  Just for sh*ts and giggles, for one home game a year, I'd love to see us go to an alternative uniform. Use the Willie logo on our helmets and wear grey as our jersey.

joeyshaw replied: If we get alternative's I want purple camo for fort Riley day.

dude.  thread wasn't funny at all.  eff you for wasting my time. eff you indeed.   
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 13, 2010, 01:01:20 AM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Good luck with that. My mother invented EMAW.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4098%2F4885990719_731167329c.jpg&hash=1d405bc3e7bb2a13034bc6d7df39233d3ede6f30)

Definitely one of the Top 20 first posts of all time

Fracking told yous guise.   :peek:
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: OK_Cat on August 13, 2010, 09:10:34 AM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Is there a block user function?

yeah, "delete account," rough ridin' pussy.
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: OK_Cat on August 13, 2010, 09:11:15 AM
I'm going to hire someone to kill Trust the Dust's mother

Good luck with that. My mother invented EMAW.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4098%2F4885990719_731167329c.jpg&hash=1d405bc3e7bb2a13034bc6d7df39233d3ede6f30)

 :love:

Don't really wanna kill your mom, bro.  Just tough love
Title: Re: Replacing Our Janky-Ass Field. Your Wishes.
Post by: Andy on August 14, 2010, 02:22:05 AM
this is easily the best sub-171 page thread on goEMAW.com