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Title: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 28, 2010, 11:09:19 AM
Dan L on GPC(BOR guy):


Quote
I think there will be 12 teams in the big 12 and I think this will happen while Coach Snyder is still our football coach.

False
Talked with Jordan Phillips. He said the main reason for the OU commit was obviously the coaching staff. HE said Snyder wouldnt be around long, according to associate head coaches.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: steve dave on June 28, 2010, 11:11:33 AM
Dan L on GPC(BOR guy):


Quote
I think there will be 12 teams in the big 12 and I think this will happen while Coach Snyder is still our football coach.

False
Talked with Jordan Phillips. He said the main reason for the OU commit was obviously the coaching staff. HE said Snyder wouldnt be around long, according to associate head coaches.

According to our associate head coaches!?  :surprised:
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: Pittcat on June 28, 2010, 11:14:00 AM
Dan L on GPC(BOR guy):


Quote
I think there will be 12 teams in the big 12 and I think this will happen while Coach Snyder is still our football coach.

False
Talked with Jordan Phillips. He said the main reason for the OU commit was obviously the coaching staff. HE said Snyder wouldnt be around long, according to associate head coaches.

According to our associate head coaches!?  :surprised:


Agreed, please clarify.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: scottwildcat on June 28, 2010, 11:17:20 AM
Dan L on GPC(BOR guy):


Quote
I think there will be 12 teams in the big 12 and I think this will happen while Coach Snyder is still our football coach.

False
Talked with Jordan Phillips. He said the main reason for the OU commit was obviously the coaching staff. HE said Snyder wouldnt be around long, according to associate head coaches.

According to our associate head coaches!?  :surprised:


Agreed, please clarify.

 :runaway:
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 28, 2010, 11:19:10 AM
How many associate head coaches does K-State have . . . like 7 or something??

Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 28, 2010, 11:23:20 AM
He never said any names in particular.

But he did refer to OUR coaches saying to him that he isnt going to be around THAT long.. Idk if thats 5 years? 3 years?

They did tell him that, as soon as he gets things "straightened" out, that he will leave.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: steve dave on June 28, 2010, 11:25:49 AM
They did tell him that, as soon as he gets things "straightened" out, that he will leave.

JFC, now that's quality recruiting right there folks  :flush:
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: yosh on June 28, 2010, 11:28:21 AM
They did tell him that, as soon as he gets things "straightened" out, that he will leave.

JFC, now that's quality recruiting right there folks  :flush:

Yeah.  rough ridin' horrible.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: Trim on June 28, 2010, 11:34:06 AM
He never said any names in particular.

But he did refer to OUR coaches saying to him that he isnt going to be around THAT long.. Idk if thats 5 years? 3 years?

They did tell him that, as soon as he gets things "straightened" out, that he will leave.

That seems impossible.  It would make infinite more sense if ou's coaches had said that.  You sure you got this right?
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 28, 2010, 11:35:30 AM
He never said any names in particular.

But he did refer to OUR coaches saying to him that he isnt going to be around THAT long.. Idk if thats 5 years? 3 years?

They did tell him that, as soon as he gets things "straightened" out, that he will leave.

That seems impossible.  It would make infinite more sense if ou's coaches had said that.  You sure you got this right?
Its just what he told me guys. Im just relaying the information.  And i thought the same thing all of you are thinking. Why the eff would they say that?
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: MadCat on June 28, 2010, 11:41:26 AM
:startingtothinkwatersnotgettingcalmer:
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 28, 2010, 11:42:21 AM
:startingtothinkwatersnotgettingcalmer:
Gary Patterson  :pray:
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: Trim on June 28, 2010, 11:53:37 AM
He never said any names in particular.

But he did refer to OUR coaches saying to him that he isnt going to be around THAT long.. Idk if thats 5 years? 3 years?

They did tell him that, as soon as he gets things "straightened" out, that he will leave.

That seems impossible.  It would make infinite more sense if ou's coaches had said that.  You sure you got this right?
Its just what he told me guys. Im just relaying the information.  And i thought the same thing all of you are thinking. Why the eff would they say that?

For now, I'm going to chalk this up to some facebook chat miscommunication.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 28, 2010, 11:56:15 AM
He never said any names in particular.

But he did refer to OUR coaches saying to him that he isnt going to be around THAT long.. Idk if thats 5 years? 3 years?

They did tell him that, as soon as he gets things "straightened" out, that he will leave.

That seems impossible.  It would make infinite more sense if ou's coaches had said that.  You sure you got this right?
Its just what he told me guys. Im just relaying the information.  And i thought the same thing all of you are thinking. Why the shazbot! would they say that?

For now, I'm going to chalk this up to some facebook chat miscommunication.
Maybe Jordan cant process thoughts very well, and had a hard time relaying the information from his brain to his keyboard. Because like you said, it does make more sense for an OU coach to say that. But with my own two eyes i read the sentence.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: Pete on June 28, 2010, 12:16:31 PM
Welp, looks like we need a new coaching search thread....
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: The Whale on June 28, 2010, 12:17:14 PM
Fantastic recruiting going on --

3-star DITR - "So what's this going on with OB, other schools are telling me he won't be around the entire time I'm in Manhattan"

OB asst - "You might be right, the waters are getting calmer all the time"

3-star DITR - "So, who's going to take his place?"

OB asst
- "There's no succession plan or HCIW right now.  We'll work through these things as they come about."

3-star DITR - "So, Sean Snyder?"

OB asst - "Yeah, probably Sean Snyder"
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 28, 2010, 12:20:30 PM
Fantastic recruiting going on --

3-star DITR - "So what's this going on with OB, other schools are telling me he won't be around the entire time I'm in Manhattan"

OB asst - "You might be right, the waters are getting calmer all the time"

3-star DITR - "So, who's going to take his place?"

OB asst
- "There's no succession plan or HCIW right now.  We'll work through these things as they come about."

3-star DITR - "So, Sean Snyder?"

OB asst - "Yeah, probably Sean Snyder"

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Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: Pete on June 28, 2010, 12:21:25 PM
Fantastic recruiting going on --

3-star DITR - "So what's this going on with OB, other schools are telling me he won't be around the entire time I'm in Manhattan"

OB asst - "You might be right, the waters are getting calmer all the time"

3-star DITR - "So, who's going to take his place?"

OB asst
- "There's no succession plan or HCIW right now.  We'll work through these things as they come about."

3-star DITR - "So, Sean Snyder?"

OB asst - "Yeah, probably Sean Snyder"

If you are John Currie, do you want to make the next football coach hire or not?  

You could make the argument that it's a winless position to be in, and that it would be in his best interest to move on before that time.  Although, I firmly believe he'll make the decision with very little input from Snyder.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: The Whale on June 28, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
If you are John Currie, do you want to make the next football coach hire or not?  

You could make the argument that it's a winless position to be in, and that it would be in his best interest to move on before that time.  Although, I firmly believe he'll make the decision with very little input from Snyder.

We have to hope Currie makes the decision on his own -- but god help him if he goes outside of the Snyder tree and his guy doesn't start winning immediately.  The shirt-tucks will murder Currie.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: michigancat on June 28, 2010, 12:27:23 PM
Ha, ha.  Snyder f*cking sucks.  What a dumb hire.  We deserve the Mountain West.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: wabash909 on June 28, 2010, 12:27:54 PM
We have nothing to worry about.

Yep.  Just as long as we continue to put all of our eggs in the LHC Bill Snyder basket we'll be just fine.

And remember, we're only as strong as our 70 year old coach.
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: OK_Cat on June 28, 2010, 12:28:12 PM
Ha, ha.  Snyder f*cking sucks.  What a dumb hire.  We deserve the Mountain West.

Makes me feel good to be in the "eff snyder" camp from the very beginning.   :pbj:
Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: michigancat on June 28, 2010, 12:35:06 PM
Ha, ha.  Snyder f*cking sucks.  What a dumb hire.  We deserve the Mountain West.

Makes me feel good to be in the "shazbot! snyder" camp from the very beginning.   :pbj:

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Title: Re: Smoke your cigars and enjoy the band while you can....
Post by: wabash909 on June 28, 2010, 12:52:35 PM
Mods, please start an OB replacement/coaching search thread.  Thanks.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 28, 2010, 01:02:18 PM
Candidates: % chance/my feelings

S. Snyder:  30% / would kill myself
Patterson:  0% / EMAWBONER
Miller/Dimel/Cosh: 50% / would kill myself less hard than S. Snyder but still dead
Venzy:  1% / EMAWBONER
Leach:  0% / BIGGESTEMAWBONERYET
MysLoserCandidate:  19% / pending analysis
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Pete on June 28, 2010, 01:03:23 PM
Great summary SD.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 28, 2010, 01:05:08 PM
Im going to start  :pray: every night for Gary Patterson. I suggest you all do the same
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: OK_Cat on June 28, 2010, 01:10:24 PM
I have more faith in Currie/Schulz than I did in Weefer/Mr. Greenjeans, for some reason.  Probably won't be an amazing hire, but it will be from "outside the family" I think.  (hope)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: LickNeckey on June 28, 2010, 01:11:33 PM
Jim Leavitt

make this happen John start the recruitment now and lwt Leavitt start his recruiting Huggins style
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 28, 2010, 01:16:12 PM
Jim Leavitt

make this happen John start the recruitment now and lwt Leavitt start his recruiting Huggins style
I dont want Jim hurting my boy BRYCE!!!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 28, 2010, 01:16:34 PM
Jim Leavitt

make this happen John start the recruitment now and lwt Leavitt start his recruiting Huggins style

yeah, forgot him.  8% / Meh
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: MadCat on June 28, 2010, 01:24:45 PM
Jim Leavitt

make this happen John start the recruitment now and lwt Leavitt start his recruiting Huggins style

yeah, forgot him.  8% / Meh

Could prolly sell tickets to a Jim Leavitt vs. SD pre-game tilt.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Cire on June 28, 2010, 01:30:41 PM
We have to hope that mountain west can't get BCS status any time soon
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: AppleJack on June 28, 2010, 01:39:12 PM
Did anyone really think OB'z was going to stay here more than a few years  :dunno:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 28, 2010, 01:41:04 PM
Did anyone really think OB'z was going to stay here more than a few years  :dunno:

No, is anyone acting like they did? 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: OK_Cat on June 28, 2010, 01:42:21 PM
kinda surprised the old man of taste and distinction is still alive, really. 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Stevesie60 on June 28, 2010, 01:42:31 PM
Did anyone really think OB'z was going to stay here more than a few years  :dunno:

No, is anyone acting like they did?  

Dan Lykins
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 28, 2010, 01:44:49 PM
Did anyone really think OB'z was going to stay here more than a few years  :dunno:

No, is anyone acting like they did?  

Dan Lykins

lol, ya
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on June 28, 2010, 01:53:28 PM
I'm all aboard the "Hire great but disgraced coaches" train.  Worked well with Huggins.  (Well, sorta.)

A combination of Leach, Mangino, and Leavitt.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 28, 2010, 01:56:49 PM
I'm all aboard the "Hire great but disgraced coaches" train.  Worked well with Huggins.  (Well, sorta.)

A combination of Leach, Mangino, and Leavitt.

That would be mind blowingly amazing. 
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: scottwildcat on June 28, 2010, 02:43:21 PM
I am truly surprised Bill didn't bring back Mangino or Leavitt to the staff  :users:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Trim on June 28, 2010, 02:59:25 PM
I am truly surprised Bill didn't bring back Leavitt to the staff  :users:

I got a text message that he did the night of the mizzou game when Frank smacked merriewether.  Guess somebody's stats weren't STRAIGHT.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: PowercatPat on June 28, 2010, 03:04:08 PM
Sorry guys, but our chances with Patterson went down the drain. He will likely never be the head coach at K-State. Thanks Fitz.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: scottwildcat on June 28, 2010, 03:06:25 PM
Sorry guys, but our chances with Patterson went down the drain. He will likely never be the head coach at K-State. Thanks Fitz.

 :angry:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: bardamu on June 28, 2010, 05:29:30 PM
you guys should try to get kevin cosgrove. hes amazing.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: CHONGS on June 28, 2010, 05:33:27 PM
Probability that our next HC wears pleated pants ~ 95%
Probability that our next HC finds pepperoni "too spicy" ~ 97%
Probability that our next HC has already been inside LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium ~ 99%
Probability that our next HC "fits" K-State ~ 100%

take it fwiw but my source is impeccable
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 28, 2010, 05:42:42 PM
I'm all aboard the "Hire great but disgraced coaches" train.  Worked well with Huggins.  (Well, sorta.)

A combination of Leach, Mangino, and Leavitt.

And if they gave me a solid gold unicorn that gave great blowjobs it would be really cool too.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: jtksu on June 28, 2010, 06:37:35 PM
Not counting the upcoming season, I expect Snydz to be here for 2 maybe 3 more seasons.  Isn't that pretty much what we all though, 3-5 years for the 2nd go round?  Who knows though, maybe they will get a successor lined up and Snydz will step aside sooner.  That would probably be the best case scenerio, assuming the successor is Patterson.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: scottwildcat on June 28, 2010, 07:22:45 PM
I really want GP but would settle for JL
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: jtksu on June 28, 2010, 07:51:01 PM
^^^me too.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: ChiComCat on June 28, 2010, 07:56:45 PM
My ideal situation is that we have a list of the top 3-5 candidates (the top tier coaches that we realistically have a shot at) and contact them through back-channels each year.  If we get one to bite, then we have Snyder step down.  If not, no real panic, just let Snyder keep the seat warm another year and try for a new group. 

^Is was unrealistic BTW
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on June 28, 2010, 08:10:07 PM
I'm all aboard the "Hire great but disgraced coaches" train.  Worked well with Huggins.  (Well, sorta.)

A combination of Leach, Mangino, and Leavitt.

That would be mind blowingly amazing. 
I kind of lol at what I imagine it would be like for other coaches recruiting against us.

"Sure, K-State has good coaches..If you don't mind getting the crap beat out of you when you make a mistake, being physically tortured during practice, and then getting locked up in a dungeon afterwards."
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Huskerpride on June 28, 2010, 08:36:39 PM
Candidates: % chance/my feelings

S. Snyder:  30% / would kill myself
Patterson:  0% / EMAWBONER
Miller/Dimel/Cosh: 50% / would kill myself less hard than S. Snyder but still dead
Venzy:  1% / EMAWBONER
Leach:  0% / BIGGESTEMAWBONERYET
MysLoserCandidate:  19% / pending analysis

S. Snyder, S. Snyder, S. Snyder, S. Snyder...... :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Cire on June 28, 2010, 08:42:49 PM
don't want leavitt.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: jtksu on June 28, 2010, 08:46:02 PM
Huskerpride, your school has conceded the Big 12 to UT and OU.  Shouldn't you be on a Big Eleven BBS?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Festus the Purple Swan on June 28, 2010, 08:47:28 PM
I don't really care, I'll be rooting for the CATS!

I would prefer it if we didn't get a hideously ugly coach like Nebraska has.  The man looks like a goat chewing his own cud. ewww
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: scottwildcat on June 28, 2010, 08:49:22 PM
don't want leavitt.

what is the down side to Jim? outside of GP name one realistic hire that would be better
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Festus the Purple Swan on June 28, 2010, 08:52:11 PM
don't want leavitt.

what is the down side to Jim? outside of GP name one realistic hire that would be better
He is every ugly.  Someone has to say it.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 28, 2010, 09:00:47 PM
i could only find two jim leavitt pictures, but i gotta agree w/ FtPS here. leavitt looks a little ragged....





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Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: CNS on June 28, 2010, 09:15:02 PM
i could only find two jim leavitt pictures, but i gotta agree w/ FtPS here. leavitt looks a little ragged....





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Looks like a drinker.  Could be good, imo.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 28, 2010, 09:57:20 PM
i could only find two jim leavitt pictures, but i gotta agree w/ FtPS here. leavitt looks a little ragged....





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Looks like a drinker.  Could be good, imo.

Bo Pelini is a shockingly big drunk.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 28, 2010, 11:41:56 PM
We need the guy from downtown, the guy from Mitch and Murray to do a little motivational speaking inside Vanier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: waks on June 29, 2010, 08:05:57 AM
Have it on decent authority that OB intends to coach until Tate graduates. However, what I don't know is how long Currie intends for Snyder to coach.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Deez Nutz on June 29, 2010, 08:17:45 AM
Well we all know that Snyder signed a five year contract last year and he has only coached one year at this point, so I wouldn't worry about the issue for at least another couple of years.  Going 4-4 in conference play, beating KU, and being in the hunt for the North title in the last week of the regular season certainly exceeded most people's expectations.  No coach does more with less than the great LHC Bill Snyder.

 :kstatriot:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 29, 2010, 08:20:23 AM
Well we all know that Snyder signed a five year contract last year and he has only coached one year at this point, so I wouldn't worry about the issue for at least another couple of years. 

lol'snort
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Deez Nutz on June 29, 2010, 08:24:59 AM
By the way, I still detest everybody that refers to him as "OB".  You know deep down in your heart of hearts that it's wrong.   :curse:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Pete on June 29, 2010, 08:35:55 AM
Candidates: % chance/my feelings

S. Snyder:  30% / would kill myself
Patterson:  0% / EMAWBONER
Miller/Dimel/Cosh: 50% / would kill myself less hard than S. Snyder but still dead
Venzy:  1% / EMAWBONER
Leach:  0% / BIGGESTEMAWBONERYET
MysLoserCandidate:  19% / pending analysis

S. Snyder, S. Snyder, S. Snyder, S. Snyder...... :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :pray:


I'm honestly hoping that we go get Callahan. Amazing recruiter and a great coach.  If it hadn't been for a few upper classman pussies who quit on the team, recruited by Tom Osborne, Callahan would be crushing the conference.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Pete on June 29, 2010, 08:50:11 AM
By the way, I still detest everybody that refers to him as "OB".  You know deep down in your heart of hearts that it's wrong.   :curse:

Setting aside the obvious, but hilarious, point that his balls are indeed old, he's earned the nickname through his own incompetence. 




2003, we just won the Big 12 championship.  Get out on the road and recruit?  Nope.  Keep ALL the assistant coaches at home coaching 'em up.

Kids across the country are catching on to this new wave of "texting" and "emailing."  Do our assistant coaches do it?  Nope.  Specifically prohibited from doing it by OB.

Recruiting is obviously dropping off, and the team is playing undisciplined.  Fire the failing AC's?  Nope.  Refuse to ever fire anyone, and keep them forever.  After all, OB doesn't ever make mistakes on hiring.

Attempt to play Big 12 games with the likes of Dillon Meier, Allen Evridge, and Carson Coffman as your quarterback?  Yep.



However, I do appreciate that he's still old school about discipline, in that Bill always lets them play.


Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: catzacker on June 29, 2010, 09:06:21 AM
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: kstatefreak42 on June 29, 2010, 09:59:46 AM
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There he is.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: wiley on June 29, 2010, 10:16:41 AM
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must happen before we move to MWC
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: OK_Cat on June 29, 2010, 10:35:46 AM
There are very good reasons why Brent hasn't been a head coach at this point in his life, tards.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: wiley on June 29, 2010, 10:42:48 AM
There are very good reasons why Brent hasn't been a head coach at this point in his life, tards.

who else would even take the job?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: MadCat on June 29, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: CNS on June 29, 2010, 11:07:27 AM
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^This would be my first choice.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Pete on June 29, 2010, 11:17:10 AM
There are very good reasons why Brent hasn't been a head coach at this point in his life, tards.

Water under the bridge.

Prozac and the occasional Xanax will alleviate any concerns.  Of course, Old Balls types in athletic leadership positions seemed to be put off by "folks who have the crazies."  Venzy is an undervalued asset that we need to pounce on.  BUYLOSELLHICAT!
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: OK_Cat on June 29, 2010, 12:37:53 PM
If Venebles were at KSU when Abana stapled himself, Brent would have called him a rough ridin' pussy and smashed bricks on his forehead. 

THAT crazy.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Festus the Purple Swan on June 29, 2010, 02:05:11 PM
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:love:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: felix rex on June 29, 2010, 02:43:11 PM
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Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: PowercatPat on June 29, 2010, 05:26:42 PM
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^This would be my first choice.

 :barf:

Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: CNS on June 30, 2010, 08:50:46 AM
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^This would be my first choice.

 :barf:



You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: KITNfury on June 30, 2010, 09:20:32 AM
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^This would be my first choice.

 :barf:



You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.
We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2010, 09:24:04 AM
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^This would be my first choice.

 :barf:



You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.
We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: ew2x4 on June 30, 2010, 01:28:06 PM
I would love getting angry every year when our QB puts up outrageous numbers but never gets considered for the heisman because we didn't win the conference and he's a system qb.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Benja on June 30, 2010, 01:28:25 PM
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^This would be my first choice.

 :barf:



You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.
We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  

Mike Leach would be rough ridin' awesome, I dunno what this guy is talking about. He's probably in his basement laboratory creating some insanely sweet offense to get back at everyone. I'm all for bringing in Mangino as well. Time to come home, Mark. We'd have the most vengeful angry coaching staff ever.  :lynchmob:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: CNS on June 30, 2010, 02:23:33 PM
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^This would be my first choice.

 :barf:



You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.
We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  

Mike Leach would be fracking awesome, I dunno what this guy is talking about. He's probably in his basement laboratory creating some insanely sweet offense to get back at everyone. I'm all for bringing in Mangino as well. Time to come home, Mark. We'd have the most vengeful angry coaching staff ever.  :lynchmob:

Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: Winters on June 30, 2010, 02:25:03 PM
Instead of shooting those guns in the air...leach would be throwing up the  :lynchmob:  :love:
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: KITNfury on June 30, 2010, 02:26:04 PM
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^This would be my first choice.

 :barf:



You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.
We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  
Which is why I'd be ok with him.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: catzacker on June 30, 2010, 02:30:37 PM
If Venebles were at KSU when Abana stapled himself, Brent would have called him a fracking pussy and smashed bricks on his forehead. 

THAT crazy.

so?  he's incredibly good looking and gets recruits.  and I'd imagine he smells out of this world fantastic.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2010, 02:31:51 PM
Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

Weren't they at OU at the same time?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: CNS on June 30, 2010, 02:35:34 PM
Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

Weren't they at OU at the same time?

Iirc, they were for one year.  Actually makes my comment more valid.  We can't lie to Leach about Mark being a misunderstood nice guy.  He already knows him.  No way they get back together.

Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2010, 02:37:09 PM
Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

Weren't they at OU at the same time?
Iirc, they were for one year.  Actually makes my comment more valid.  We can't lie to Leach about Mark being a misunderstood nice guy.  He already knows him.  No way they get back together.

Hmm, you thinking that makes your argument more valid makes your argument much less valid in my eyes.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: CNS on June 30, 2010, 02:44:40 PM
Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

Weren't they at OU at the same time?
Iirc, they were for one year.  Actually makes my comment more valid.  We can't lie to Leach about Mark being a misunderstood nice guy.  He already knows him.  No way they get back together.

Hmm, you thinking that makes your argument more valid makes your argument much less valid in my eyes.

That's fair.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD
Post by: MadCat on July 01, 2010, 10:56:37 AM
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^This would be my first choice.

 :barf:



You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.
We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  

Mike Leach would be fracking awesome, I dunno what this guy is talking about. He's probably in his basement laboratory creating some insanely sweet offense to get back at everyone.

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