OFFICIAL WATER CALMING STATUS THREAD

[Pete]

There are very good reasons why Brent hasn't been a head coach at this point in his life, tards.

Water under the bridge.

Prozac and the occasional Xanax will alleviate any concerns.  Of course, Old Balls types in athletic leadership positions seemed to be put off by "folks who have the crazies."  Venzy is an undervalued asset that we need to pounce on.  BUYLOSELLHICAT!

[OK_Cat]

If Venebles were at KSU when Abana stapled himself, Brent would have called him a rough ridin' pussy and smashed bricks on his forehead. 

THAT crazy.

[Festus the Purple Swan]

[felix rex]

[PowercatPat]

^This would be my first choice.

 

[CNS]

^This would be my first choice.

 

You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.

[KITNfury]

^This would be my first choice.

 

You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.

We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

[steve dave]

^This would be my first choice.

 

You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.

We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  

[ew2x4]

I would love getting angry every year when our QB puts up outrageous numbers but never gets considered for the heisman because we didn't win the conference and he's a system qb.

[Benja]

^This would be my first choice.

 

You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.

We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  

Mike Leach would be rough ridin' awesome, I dunno what this guy is talking about. He's probably in his basement laboratory creating some insanely sweet offense to get back at everyone. I'm all for bringing in Mangino as well. Time to come home, Mark. We'd have the most vengeful angry coaching staff ever.  

[CNS]

^This would be my first choice.

 

You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.

We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  

Mike Leach would be fracking awesome, I dunno what this guy is talking about. He's probably in his basement laboratory creating some insanely sweet offense to get back at everyone. I'm all for bringing in Mangino as well. Time to come home, Mark. We'd have the most vengeful angry coaching staff ever.  

Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

[Winters]

Instead of shooting those guns in the air...leach would be throwing up the   

[KITNfury]

^This would be my first choice.

 

You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.

We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  

Which is why I'd be ok with him.

[catzacker]

If Venebles were at KSU when Abana stapled himself, Brent would have called him a fracking pussy and smashed bricks on his forehead. 

THAT crazy.

so?  he's incredibly good looking and gets recruits.  and I'd imagine he smells out of this world fantastic.

[steve dave]

Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

Weren't they at OU at the same time?

[CNS]

Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

Weren't they at OU at the same time?

Iirc, they were for one year.  Actually makes my comment more valid.  We can't lie to Leach about Mark being a misunderstood nice guy.  He already knows him.  No way they get back together.

[steve dave]

Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

Weren't they at OU at the same time?

Iirc, they were for one year.  Actually makes my comment more valid.  We can't lie to Leach about Mark being a misunderstood nice guy.  He already knows him.  No way they get back together.

Hmm, you thinking that makes your argument more valid makes your argument much less valid in my eyes.

[CNS]

Count me out on Mangino.  No way he and Leach can coexist, and I want Leach way more.

Sorry, Mark.  You just aren't a good "fit" for our prog.

Weren't they at OU at the same time?

Iirc, they were for one year.  Actually makes my comment more valid.  We can't lie to Leach about Mark being a misunderstood nice guy.  He already knows him.  No way they get back together.

Hmm, you thinking that makes your argument more valid makes your argument much less valid in my eyes.

That's fair.

[MadCat]

^This would be my first choice.

 

You're right.  Who likes putting up 67pts and 600yards offense.  Boring.

Leach would own the north in short fashion.

We'd probably never win the conference, but if he could make us as good at TT was, I'd be ok with that.

NEWSFLASH! We're prolly never winning the conference again anyway....but, if anyone can do it, Leach can.  

Mike Leach would be fracking awesome, I dunno what this guy is talking about. He's probably in his basement laboratory creating some insanely sweet offense to get back at everyone.

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