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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: steve dave on June 25, 2010, 08:56:35 AM
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You guys like Applebees?
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I love the big brutus beers and the santa fe chicken salad.
I also love watching MMA and I drive really fast in traffic on 435 whipping in and out of lanes.
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Chicken finger basket.
:lick:
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I DVR mythbusters
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i don't like shopping
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I have a huge wallet
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My neighbor and I sit in his garage in lawn chairs drinking brews. He has a motorcycle which sits next to us.
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I watch NASCAR.
Really.
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I love telling people that soccer sucks
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My neighbor and I sit in his garage in lawn chairs drinking brews. He has a motorcycle which sits next to us.
My neighbor and I stand in the middle of the street and talk about grass.
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I ridicule people with small dogs
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I watch NASCAR.
Really.
It's ok man. It's OK.
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I went to college
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I love the NFL
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I watch shows on the Science Channel, but I don't really know what they're saying. I like looking at the pretty colors when they show the stars.
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I have a flip phone.
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Sean Hannity is a great American
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I love telling people that soccer sucks
:curse:
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I don't like fancy brews like Corona.
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2 1/2 Men is the funniest show on TV
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I read Maxim....Stuff is alright.
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Tallgrass has the best beer. And now they come in cans!
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I've read every book Bill O'Reilly has ever written.
*Actually, I haven't, but if I were really stupid, I'd say that.
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I don't care to eat at fancy places like Valentinos.
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I have a bottle of Patron in the freezer
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Favorite Saturday pastime....
Sunbathing in a tank top while drinking High Life...in 32 oz. cans.
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I don't go downtown cause I don't want to get shot.
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I love the cheesecake factory
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I tell people about the portion size of meals I've had
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I've been to Bennett Springs more times than I can count
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I drive a large truck that is lifted and has large wheels to make up for my small penis.
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I used to wear orange to KSU games
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Whatever story you are telling, I am anxiously awaiting the end of it so I can recall my story, which is much better and involves much bigger and cooler things than your story
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I used to wear orange to KSU games
I wear camouflage clothing with Powercats.
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I watch shows on the Science Channel, but I don't really know what they're saying. I like looking at the pretty colors when they show the stars.
This is 100% me only really me. :frown:
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Nobody used to drink as much or as often as me back in the day
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I buy American.
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I make jokes about how women should be in the kitchen
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In middle school I was second on the "most likely to bring a gun to school" list.
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I freak out when I see two guys holding hands. Lesbians are awesome though.
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today's music sucks
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I listen to Johnny Dare really loudly.
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Someday I'm going to pack up and go on a roadtrip with no map and no agenda. Just drive.
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I bought a subscription to Sirius to listen to Howard Stern.
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I tell my friends I will help them with stuff if they buy the beers
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I love Summer Blockbusters.
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I have a fuzz buster.
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I love telling people how I was a star player on my JV basketball team, and scored 23 points in 3/4 of a game (7 3pters)!
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Walmart is for white trash. Our family shops target.
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I trade in vehicles about every 3 years
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I carry about $80 in cash at all times
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I just found this great little auction place. It is where I got all of my home furnishings and my lawn mower.
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I have probably mowed your parents lawn.
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I have a bottle of Patron in the freezer
:surprised:
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No, Pepsi is not ok, I'll just have water
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Man, it's hot outside. Supposed to rain this weekend?
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Looks like gas is up a penny.
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I think I have some more room on the back of my car for another ribbon and a few more stickers.
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I hate taxes
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I love texas
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"If I was your age I would be all over that."
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I got the bachelor laid at his bachelor party
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The local swimming pool opens soon.
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I enjoy the cutting edge social commentary offered by South Park.
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I've had sushi
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I've had the same haircut for 15 years.
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Our local high school looks good enough to take State this year.
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I have to come to complete stop before I make a right turn.
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"Did you know that Budweiser is owned by foreigners?"
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I fly a confederate flag in my backyard.
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I've been to up-state New York for a wedding one time.
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My conservative friends send me e-mails that are completely true because, well, they just are.
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I'm a proud card-carrying union member and registered straight-party-ticket voting Democrat! :bball:
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:facepalm:
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medium/low intelligence guy: "Where you from?"
girl at bar: "______ _________"
medium/low intelligence guy: "Oh yeah? My buddy has a place right near there. You know where the lake is?"
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I have the hot silhouetted girl on my mud flaps with balls hanging from the hitch.
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I hate everything about California.
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Hey guys, I heard they're gonna have the tilt-a-whirl at the fair this year.
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I vote because it's my civic duty. Even if it's for the school board.
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I make comments to cheerleaders as they pass me at sporting events.
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I hate everything about California.
And f**k New York Too
(I saw Local H last night)
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I make sure to fill my refill my soda before I leave.
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I have a four day pass to country stamped.
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I do not like spending time with my wife. When she goes out of town to see her sister my friends and I get wrecked and go to the boobie bar.
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I've dutch oven'd every girl I've dated.
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i never want to graduate
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My wife always has a 64 oz big gulp drink full of diet cola with her.
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I have extravegant landscaping with a man made pond in my back yard
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I refer to all drugs as dope
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I'm fat
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Me, my wife, and our two kids walk shoulder to shoulder so you can't pass us.
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My kid is screaming but I don't care because I'm used to it
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I'm the only person left on earth who doesn't know to take my shoes off in the airport security line.
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I have a man-cave
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I will punch you
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Toyota in NASCAR? No thanks!
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i save people with the word of god
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This is a Christian nation.
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I listen to Johnny Dare really loudly.
I think Johnny Dare is hilarious and I always screw up "its, it's" "your, you're" and "they're, their" to.
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You know what sucks? Warm beer. rough ridin' euro-trash. Warm up the cigarettes and tight jeans.
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I read USA Today with my coffee at mcdonald's.
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I bring up the Constitution in a lot of conversations
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The best steak is chicken fried.
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I get suspicious when I see a brown guy on my plane.
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I have a concealed carry permit
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NObama
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I hang banners.
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They hate us for our freedoms
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I read People magazine.
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I have four babies and three babies mamas.
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some of you are doing this thread wrong
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some of you are doing this thread wrong
I take pictures of the things I eat.
:surprised:
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I fracking HATE!!!!!!! Applebees.
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I like to talk about the crazy stuff they do with bacon... deep fried bacon, baconater, bacon scented soap, LMAO..what will they do with it next?
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I rented a cabin at Worlds/Oceans of Fun.
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some of you are doing this thread wrong
haha, good one clams.
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some of you are doing this thread wrong
I take pictures of the things I eat.
:surprised:
i was trying to teach the mongloidian food retarts here that there's life after einstein bros. bro.
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I love texas
GODDAMMIT.
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I like to talk about the crazy stuff they do with bacon... deep fried bacon, baconater, bacon scented soap, LMAO..what will they do with it next?
bacon infused olive oil.
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I live in Omaha and my best friend is my brother!
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I consider CNN to be the ultimate source for news
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I leave my T-Tops in the front yard when I go for a spin.
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I think economically when I dine out at Sirloin Stockade by only eating there for lunch, since it's only 6.99. No reason to shell out $9 for a dinner I could have made better at home.
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I have wondered what Kid Rock smells like.
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i have rubbed simon le bon's head
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I use the word 'queer' almost everyday.
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I berate waitresses in front of people.
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I like to talk about the dump I just took.
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I have a large DVD/Blue Ray collection
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I go to Longhorns in Aggieville to watch the best live music in the world.
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10 years later, I still go by my high school nickname
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I want to be Bret Michaels.
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i eat my vegetables
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IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Sorry to interrupt this thread, but how many of these have to apply to you before you are officially medium/low intelligence? :ohno:
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I miss Capt Phil already.
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Big Foot is real and gets pissed when people shazbot! with him and don't share their beef jerky.
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When stopped at an intersection I flash my headlights in order to turn the light green.
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I use the word 'queer' almost everyday.
I use the word queer to describe something unusual, because I think it makes me look intelligent.
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IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Sorry to interrupt this thread, but how many of these have to apply to you before you are officially medium/low intelligence? :ohno:
I wasn't man enough to ask this question earlier. :frown:
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IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Sorry to interrupt this thread, but how many of these have to apply to you before you are officially medium/low intelligence? :ohno:
some of you are doing this thread wrong
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I love all reality TV.
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I don't care what they say, WWF is real.
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My Larry the Cable Guy DVD's always crack everyone up.
QT food is far superior to 7-11's menu
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I have 3 pairs of crocs.
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I drink Mountian Dew
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I have a cousin/friend who plays for the football team and he says....
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i get my news from the BBC
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I have a large DVD/Blue Ray collection
goddamn you have medium to low intelligence :blank:
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Sherron is definitely going to get drafted. Prolly low first round or high second.
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Not only am I still on Facebook but I'm happy when a pal from jr. high adds me as a friend even though I haven't been friends with him since, well, jr. high.
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Lately I have observed some disturbing trends in Steve Dave's posting. Maybe I am out of line here, but I have noticed an awful lot of pro-nebraska posting going on.
I mean, sure, on the one hand he posts hateful stuff about Tom Osborne and Doc (etc.)....stuff we all love. However, he's also talking up Omaha area grocery stores and nebraskan artisan beers.
Here's the bottom line: If you are in a foxhole fighting the cornhuskers, do you want Steve Dave in the ring with you? It used to be that I could answer that question easily...... :blindfold:
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sleep with one eye open, imo
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This is exactly how the migration to katpak.com begins.
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When he starts sticking up for the Omaha zoo (which stinks and is overrated) I will worry.
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When he starts sticking up for the Omaha zoo (which stinks and is overrated) I will worry.
HE ALREADY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :runaway:
I am going to Omaha this weekend. :peek:
Pack your parka bro, it's like, 30 degrees here right now :ohno:
GMAFB, no it's not :lol: It's 80. Hit me up on the PM if you wanna hang or something. The wives can talk knitting and pleasing their men while we talk BBSing.
Wife and I are going to the ZOO! Any tips? Good places to CHOW DOWN around there?
Good choice on the zoo. Don't waste your time going up to the elephant/rhino area. It's uphill at the back and is GMAFB boring. I can sit and watch those g'damned gorillas for hours so plan a lot of time for them. Don't miss the nocturnal area under the desert dome (some people don't know it's there). I would rec. eating at Upstream Brewery downtown. It is my fav. place in the world. It's only about 5-10 minute drive from the zoo and reasonably priced for drinks and food. There's nothing right by the zoo because it's in a s#!tty hood like Rusty's house.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=28558.60
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This is exactly how the migration to katpak.com begins.
I want my new name to be catsfan1011
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When he starts sticking up for the Omaha zoo (which stinks and is overrated) I will worry.
HE ALREADY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :runaway:
I am going to Omaha this weekend. :peek:
Pack your parka bro, it's like, 30 degrees here right now :ohno:
GMAFB, no it's not :lol: It's 80. Hit me up on the PM if you wanna hang or something. The wives can talk knitting and pleasing their men while we talk BBSing.
Wife and I are going to the ZOO! Any tips? Good places to CHOW DOWN around there?
Good choice on the zoo. Don't waste your time going up to the elephant/rhino area. It's uphill at the back and is GMAFB boring. I can sit and watch those g'damned gorillas for hours so plan a lot of time for them. Don't miss the nocturnal area under the desert dome (some people don't know it's there). I would rec. eating at Upstream Brewery downtown. It is my fav. place in the world. It's only about 5-10 minute drive from the zoo and reasonably priced for drinks and food. There's nothing right by the zoo because it's in a s#!tty hood like Rusty's house.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=28558.60
not really a big deal imo. now if he ever starts sticking up for unl med school, then we have some real issues. it is absolute trash. only a blind homer would defend it.
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When he starts sticking up for the Omaha zoo (which stinks and is overrated) I will worry.
HE ALREADY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :runaway:
I am going to Omaha this weekend. :peek:
Pack your parka bro, it's like, 30 degrees here right now :ohno:
GMAFB, no it's not :lol: It's 80. Hit me up on the PM if you wanna hang or something. The wives can talk knitting and pleasing their men while we talk BBSing.
Wife and I are going to the ZOO! Any tips? Good places to CHOW DOWN around there?
Good choice on the zoo. Don't waste your time going up to the elephant/rhino area. It's uphill at the back and is GMAFB boring. I can sit and watch those g'damned gorillas for hours so plan a lot of time for them. Don't miss the nocturnal area under the desert dome (some people don't know it's there). I would rec. eating at Upstream Brewery downtown. It is my fav. place in the world. It's only about 5-10 minute drive from the zoo and reasonably priced for drinks and food. There's nothing right by the zoo because it's in a s#!tty hood like Rusty's house.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=28558.60
not really a big deal imo. now if he ever starts sticking up for unl med school, then we have some real issues. it is absolute trash. only a blind homer would defend it.
:eek: :lol: :eek:
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Before I visit my ex-wife, I sit in the garage and drink a beer with my high school-age son. I call it a "can of courage."
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:surprised:
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I have a chain on my wallet. Wallets are not secure unless they are chained to a belt loop.
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I'm a girl
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Lately I have observed some disturbing trends in Steve Dave's posting. Maybe I am out of line here, but I have noticed an awful lot of pro-nebraska posting going on.
I mean, sure, on the one hand he posts hateful stuff about Tom Osborne and Doc (etc.)....stuff we all love. However, he's also talking up Omaha area grocery stores and nebraskan artisan beers.
Here's the bottom line: If you are in a foxhole fighting the cornhuskers, do you want Steve Dave in the ring with you? It used to be that I could answer that question easily...... :blindfold:
OH SNAP!
Steve Dave thinks he can move my thread into the medium/low intelligence thread and hide his nebraskaness.
Mods, is the "Nebraska Dave" name taken, 'cause Steve Dave needs a name change. :frank:<------at Nebrasaka-lover Steve Dave
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I had a nice long rant typed earlier but I guess it got lost during the move. :youwinthisroundstevedave:
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I had a nice long rant typed earlier but I guess it got lost during the move. :youwinthisroundstevedave:
He should just run for rough ridin' governor of Nebraska and get it over with. His campaign slogan will be "I'm Steve Dave and I love Nebraska more than Jesus."
I can just picture him having tea in Tom Osborne's goddamn living room.
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Oh, for eff's sake steve dave :flush:
His new sig...I am posting because he'll probably take it down after he gets mocked.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa107%2Fbig12north%2FSD_wetdream.jpg&hash=67536752de33ed0685b6609d17d6ebe749bdd1b3)
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rumblings sd came up with a new nebraska hand sign. :blank:
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Oh, for shazbot!'s sake steve dave :flush:
His new sig...I am posting because he'll probably take it down after he gets mocked.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa107%2Fbig12north%2FSD_wetdream.jpg&hash=67536752de33ed0685b6609d17d6ebe749bdd1b3)
remember when he used to hide it? this is just too "in your face" for me.
katpak.net?
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Oh, for shazbot!'s sake steve dave :flush:
His new sig...I am posting because he'll probably take it down after he gets mocked.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi10.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa107%2Fbig12north%2FSD_wetdream.jpg&hash=67536752de33ed0685b6609d17d6ebe749bdd1b3)
remember when he used to hide it? this is just too "in your face" for me.
katpak.net?
What people do in their own homes in their garbage states/cities is their own business. Openly in public forums with normal people? Nope. Not on my watch.
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Rumblings that "SDBro" is actually none other than... Dr. Tom Osborne.
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The thing that gets me most is- during the whole death watch scenerio, he was prentending to melt down with the rest of us, even going as far as to hype the MWC and trash the Big 11. All the while, he was sipping some fine Omaha craft beer, munching on some breadsteaks, smoking a cigar flipping througt the new Nebraska Furniture Mart catalog, and laughing at us. Laughing at us, I tell ya!!!
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When he starts sticking up for the Omaha zoo (which stinks and is overrated) I will worry.
HE ALREADY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :runaway:
I am going to Omaha this weekend. :peek:
Pack your parka bro, it's like, 30 degrees here right now :ohno:
GMAFB, no it's not :lol: It's 80. Hit me up on the PM if you wanna hang or something. The wives can talk knitting and pleasing their men while we talk BBSing.
Wife and I are going to the ZOO! Any tips? Good places to CHOW DOWN around there?
Good choice on the zoo. Don't waste your time going up to the elephant/rhino area. It's uphill at the back and is GMAFB boring. I can sit and watch those g'damned gorillas for hours so plan a lot of time for them. Don't miss the nocturnal area under the desert dome (some people don't know it's there). I would rec. eating at Upstream Brewery downtown. It is my fav. place in the world. It's only about 5-10 minute drive from the zoo and reasonably priced for drinks and food. There's nothing right by the zoo because it's in a s#!tty hood like Rusty's house.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=28558.60
not really a big deal imo. now if he ever starts sticking up for unl med school, then we have some real issues. it is absolute trash. only a blind homer would defend it.
Yeah, like 4th tier. :lol:
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When he starts sticking up for the Omaha zoo (which stinks and is overrated) I will worry.
HE ALREADY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 :runaway:
I am going to Omaha this weekend. :peek:
Pack your parka bro, it's like, 30 degrees here right now :ohno:
GMAFB, no it's not :lol: It's 80. Hit me up on the PM if you wanna hang or something. The wives can talk knitting and pleasing their men while we talk BBSing.
Wife and I are going to the ZOO! Any tips? Good places to CHOW DOWN around there?
Good choice on the zoo. Don't waste your time going up to the elephant/rhino area. It's uphill at the back and is GMAFB boring. I can sit and watch those g'damned gorillas for hours so plan a lot of time for them. Don't miss the nocturnal area under the desert dome (some people don't know it's there). I would rec. eating at Upstream Brewery downtown. It is my fav. place in the world. It's only about 5-10 minute drive from the zoo and reasonably priced for drinks and food. There's nothing right by the zoo because it's in a s#!tty hood like Rusty's house.
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=28558.60
not really a big deal imo. now if he ever starts sticking up for unl med school, then we have some real issues. it is absolute trash. only a blind homer would defend it.
Yeah, like 4th tier. :lol:
yeah. inorite?
"der, der, der. heres some mediceines. der, gabba, glubba, twice a day"-nu med school grad
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Lately I have observed some disturbing trends in Steve Dave's posting. Maybe I am out of line here, but I have noticed an awful lot of pro-nebraska posting going on.
I mean, sure, on the one hand he posts hateful stuff about Tom Osborne and Doc (etc.)....stuff we all love. However, he's also talking up Omaha area grocery stores and nebraskan artisan beers.
Here's the bottom line: If you are in a foxhole fighting the cornhuskers, do you want Steve Dave in the ring with you? It used to be that I could answer that question easily...... :blindfold:
Sleep as the spooner, no the spooned.
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I hunker down & don't crap, but read the follies while other guys sit down & crap right next to me.
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I only drink diet pepsi, because I know it wont make me fat
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I moved across the country for an extremely low paying career
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"i love my job, its not about the money"
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I rented a scooter for the summer
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I like Grizzly chew
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I cant be racist, because I have a black friend
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Im single handedly trying to keep this thread active
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Im single handedly trying to keep this thread active
You're doing good work.
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I like to give myself mullets and other ironic haircuts for special occasions.
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i always tell the bartender to "make it a good one".
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I buy shots for the whole table
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And the home of the CHIEFS.
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I eat 2 apples a day when they first come into season in the fall.
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If I give a crappy tip I always say (ironically) "Keep the change"
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Gotta root for the KS teams- KSU football, KU basketball, and WSU baseball.
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I'm 1/128 German so, even though I've never even seen Germany and don't speak a word of German, I root for them in international sporting events.
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when i go to vegas, i'm just going to play roulette. i'll put five dollars on black and if i don't win then i'll just double my bet. if i don't win that, then i'll just double it again. it will be impossible for me to lose money. i literally figured out a way to beat vegas.
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I always jog without my shirt on regardless if I'm pale, or fat, or have a hairy back.
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In the spring when oranges come into season I eat 2 a day every day.
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I have a really cool bicycle outfit that I wear when I ride even though I'm fat and only ride 4 times a summer. I also like to hog the road when I bicycle because that's what 'us' bikers do.
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I have an AV system worth about 3k in my Civic, which is worth about 2k. Also, my fat exhaust pipe is really loud.
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I still subscribe to the newspaper.
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I have a sticker on my car of a cartoon character pissing on a chevy symbol and a license plate with the Tasmanian devil on it.
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I have a leather Nascar jacket and a red lamp with the number 8 on it in my living room.
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I'm a vegan for ethical reasons.
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I smoke Marlboro Reds because the lights are for pussies.
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I'm convinced the moon landing was a hoax.
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I bowl every Thursday. I own my own ball and shoes. My team is bitchin'.
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My 80's conversion van is painted the colors of my fav sport team and I had the team's mascot painted on each door, along with my first name on my side, and my buddy's name on the passenger side.
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I bought a 1999 Honda Civic, painted it with flat gray spray paint, and bolted a stainless steel spoiler on the trunk that is taller than the roof of the cab.
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I visited the Alamo last summer so my kids could see how bad we kicked Mexico's ass. We chanted "U S A" the entire way home after picking up Taco Bell for lunch.
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And the home of the CHIEFS.
I'm the guy who holds the 'fence' sign at the games because I sit in seat 17 and my buddy sits in seat 16. That's why he holds the 'D'.
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I've started the U.S.A chant 6 times today at my local pub and have gotten pissed every time because no one follows my lead expect my buddy. I've screamed "C'MON, OUR BOYS NEED US NOW" after every failed USA chant attempt.
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I think Avatar is the best film of all time.
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I think soccer is the greatest sport on earth.
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I just got kicked out of my bar for starting a fight because I'm pissed we lost at soccer and the next table was making fun of me for starting the USA chants.
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I keep my pistol under my pillow
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I'm just a common man, that drives a common van
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I drink my milk straight from the jug
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Jeff Dunham is my favorite comedian. I bet I could be funnier, though.
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You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Dunham is funnier than the Blue Collar Comedy guys. Hey, Perry, here's you sign! Git 'r dun!!!
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I moved across the country for an extremely low paying career
I'm still with Brie even though she won't call me her boyfriend because of that one time I made out with another girl (which was wicked awesome).
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My "best friend" would rather hang out with TylerHughes and Ging
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I would post in this thread if I could figure out what it is about.
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I would post in this thread if I could figure out what it is about.
lol, good one!
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Reidrolled vs. Huge Upside
:popcorn:
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Reidrolled vs. Huge Upside
:popcorn:
I've got a big ass nose.
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I love rugby
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Chicks dig belinis. Just add some peach nector or raspberry concentrate, etc to a glass of champagne. Tastes great so they'll pound 'em and you get to pound her later.
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I have like 15 credit cards.
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I have like 15 credit cards.
14 are maxed which means it's time to get another.
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I liked Borat cause he makes fun of gay people and jews.
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im mentally Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)
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I wear retro '80's stuff because chicks love it.
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I am uber-religious
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I banged my girlfriend on a washing machine once. Got tons of high-fives from all the bros.
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I want to go to law school.
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I spend the best summers of my life working in Topeka.
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I yell "show us your tits" when it's not in context.
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I grow out my bush then shave it to look like a Hitler mustache so I can call my dong the Fuhrer.
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I love Qdoba.
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I think running 6 miles a week will make me unfat.
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I think I'm going to be a famous actor one day.
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Some times I feel like I just get, man. You know? Like understand what it all means. Especially when I am listening to Cold Play.
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My fiance and I bone with the lights on and full clothed.
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I read Wired magazine.
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Crying is for pussies.
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Transformers movies are the crap.
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K-State security is always kicking me out of games.... Well, they haven't actually kicked me out. But a few times they've looked pretty concerned at how Pak'd and angry I was, so I just left on my own accord. They would've kicked me out, though. I just know it man.
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I'm going to go to KU Med so I can be closer to my girlfriend.
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I write for the Collegian.
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When other dudes are getting some, I stand outside their door and pound on it. When they answer, I just like to open hand slap them in the face.
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I hate black uniforms.
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I've never played basketball but I still freely give analysis.
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I hate how the mexicans are taking all the jobs from hard working white peopleM
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:runaway:
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Nothing beats a bud light.
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Rather than update my facebook/twitter status I just mass text half of my contact list every time there is a notable event.(God it's annoying)
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I drive better after I have a few.
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I think auto tone is the best thing that has ever happened to music.
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I shoot off fireworks.
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I go to "the lake" on the weekend.
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I go to "the lake" on the weekend.
good one.
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I paint my chest at the Royals game.
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I hate black uniforms.
Move to HUIQ thread please.
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I'm a proud owner of a Hummer
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I'm D. Scott Fritchen.
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She didn't look like a cop.
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I compare Chinese restaurants by how much I like their General Tso's chicken
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I wear Axe
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I sue people when they download my monster metal hits from the '80's for free.
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this thread is getting awesomer with each new post
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this thread is getting awesomer with each new post
This isn't spot on
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I sue people when they download my monster metal hits from the '80's for free.
I post in a thread that is clearly targeted towards myself.
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If a man travels in a spacecraft near the speed of light to a distant planet and then returns, he will be younger than his twin brother that he left at home when he gets off the ship.
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Sometimes my boogers taste minty.
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I'm a man, not a monkey!
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I watched an episode of Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking once and I tell everyone all about how I watched it.
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I think that abstinence-based sex education is best for students.
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I have a cherry car that I like to take drag racing at the local speedway.
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I buy some crappy car every year so that I can wreck the crap out of it at the county fair's demolition derby. One of these days, I'll win that $1000 grand prize and get rich!
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I get pwned when I post on the politics board, so I post it here.
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Mods? Can I lock this thread now?
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I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
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Mods? Can I lock this thread now?
ya
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I have 2 first names.
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I hate soccer
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You guys like Applebees?
eff no. I've heard some juggalos work at one, including one who's pregnant and smokes weed and lets the baby daddy pour everclear into her child-from-another-juggalo's gatorade.
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I bump old threads "just for the heck of it"
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Topic unlocked. :fatty:
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"Do I like Gaga's music? No way! She's ugly, man!"
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We can't let those terrorists build that mosque down the road from me.
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Topic unlocked. :fatty:
Please mod the crap out of it. Remove all post from people who don't understand how it works and then ban them.
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Topic unlocked. :fatty:
Please mod the crap out of it. Remove all post from people who don't understand how it works and then ban them.
It's a paradox of sorts, where would I move them to? the medium/low intelligence people only thread, that's where.
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I just got banned from goEMAW.com.
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I just got banned from goEMAW.com.
You and Havs. Rarefied air my friend.
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I ate at applebees last night.
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I ate at applebees last night.
What did you order? :drool:
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Shrimp and sirloin motz sticks.
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I think Sarah palin is brilliant.
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We didn't want Daniels anyway..
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I like to dress up and have a smoking pipe in my mouth, but not have any type of tobacco in it at all.
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Football is a better sport than basketball.
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My mom used to cut my hair.
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"We should have just rough ridin' nuked Iraq and Afghanistan."
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Whenever I get drunk, I like to smoke a Black and Mild.
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People don't like me because I'm outspoken and tell it like it is.
I'm a super big time republican and love pointing out how dumb the dems are.
I'm a super big democrat and love pointing out how dumb the pubs are.
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I sue a twitter user because they made fun of me
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I like to dress up and have a smoking pipe in my mouth, but not have any type of tobacco in it at all.
Is there weed in there ??
Or do you have one of those sweet bubble pipes ?? Oh man, I get a kick out of those..
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I like to dress up and have a smoking pipe in my mouth, but not have any type of tobacco in it at all.
Is there weed in there ??
Or do you have one of those sweet bubble pipes ?? Oh man, I get a kick out of those..
I was thinking more along the lines of guys who just dress up in robes and hats for special events and just have an empty pipe in their mouth.
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I love talking about how I'm a 1/4 (European country #1) 1/2 (European Country #2) 1/32 (Indian Tribe X) and how that heritage is all important.
During March I especially love telling people about how my great great grandpa was from Ireland.
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Vacationing in your own city. Renting hotel rooms within 20 miles of your house. Who else does this?
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"Last night at a party I totally convinced these people that I was from Australia with my Australian accent! It's was so sweet!"
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I can't wait until that new movie with the talking animals comes out. I saw the preview and the gorilla was dancing and the monkey was cussing. Oh man. :lol:
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OMG!!! That commercial with the king of queens and the talking gorilla!!! :lol:
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I'll take my steak well done, and bring me a bottle of 57.
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I buy Bud Light from the Liquor store because (insert grocery store name here) only sells 3.2
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I'm actually a really good drunk driver.
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Do you guys think that the 2001 Miami Hurricanes could beat the 2008 Detroit Lions?
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I have the best sex when I'm drunk. I can go for hours.
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Come on over, we're gonna bbq some steaks.
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Sure I'll pay you $600 bucks for that iphone that cost you $400 to buy.
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I live in Kansas City, but the first thing I do when I go back to Manhattan is eat at Cox Bros BBQ. Best BBQ ever!
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There's a sweet band playing down at P&L tonight.
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I wouldn't go to Westport if I was you, too dark.