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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: steve dave on January 20, 2023, 03:43:31 PM
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When I get contacts every year I send in for the rebate on them and always say I'm a first time user of that type of lens and use a new email address and they send me the bigger rebate.
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I always take a penny but never give a penny.
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I keep making new email addresses to use for free trials for streaming services until I decide if i really want them or not.
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If I go to a restaurant that has the mints at the register, I absolutely rob them of as many mints as my big mitts can handle.
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the baseball club we belong to gives our team a set number of cage reservation slots each season but we have some family memberships on the team and we just make all of our families book their daily 30 minute cage slot where we want it and hog up like 5 cages/pitching lanes at a time all off season when our team is there.
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That doesn't sound illegal. Just dickish.
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A golf course near me started to sit range balls in buckets outside when Covid first started and wanted you to pay online, so you didn’t have to come in. They never stopped doing this and now I have a lifetime of free range balls.
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I buy things through my business that I use only for personal use.
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I have cut the tag off the mattress
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I buy things through my business that I use only for personal use.
Having a home office blurs the crap out of this line
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I have a drawer full of company pens.
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i shot a man in reno.
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I have a drawer full of company pens.
And post it notes/legal pads/AA batteries etc
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I write everything off as a farm expense.
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I exceed the speed limit quite often
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A friends sister buys me things like DriDuck coats through the distributor she works for at huge discounts . . . it's supposed to be for personal use or immediate family only.
Figure it's Super Max when we're caught, but the last coat she got me is fantastically warm and waterproof.
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A long time ago I worked for the USDA. They trashed a lot of very usable fantastic things, it was really disgusting. I would lightly throw things into the dumbster and then take them home.
Drawing table lights, huge mercury vapor lights (which were installed for a number of years in a large barn in Kansas) and many other items that should have gone to surplus sale but they just trashed.
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selling movies that i downloaded from limewire for $5 a pop
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selling movies that i downloaded from limewire for $5 a pop
I would make CD's for people with songs download from Napster/Limewire.
$1 per song
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Not gEing do they even make laptops with CD roms anymore? Feel like I haven’t seen one in several years
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Surprised by the amount of poors in this thread
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I'm pretty sure that when I've used the 'self scanner' lanes at a store that 100% of my items haven't gotten scanned. :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:). Ultimately I don't feel too bad because after I've tried to scan something several times and I don't get the green trigger, I just say eff it.
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I'm pretty sure that when I've used the 'self scanner' lanes at a store that 100% of my items haven't gotten scanned. :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:). Ultimately I don't feel too bad because after I've tried to scan something several times and I don't get the green trigger, I just say eff it.
i’m easily the best self checkout person in north america, the people waiting in line behind me take notes
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and topping it off by paying with my apple watch, chef’s kiss
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One of the car threads I detailed four wheeling on the Corps of Engineers ground around Clinton Lake. It was posted no vehicles with a $500 fine.
Buried the Bronco in shallow water on my 18th birthday.
Me and my buddies had to trek 3 miles to farm house to get a pick up, tractor, and chains to pull it out at 1 am in the moonlight.
Three of us driving back out I ran over a stump with my cousins truck and tore off the oil filter. Ran it dry all the way and it died, smoking in the barn.
Tom
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Not gEing do they even make laptops with CD roms anymore? Feel like I haven’t seen one in several years
No, but you can buy a CD ROM drive separately and connect it to your lapper
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I Stream every movie/tv show from a site rather than subscribe to anything xtra
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Freshman year I tinkered with making fake IDs and sold them to fellow youngsters for like $10-$15. They were okay but not very good.
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Freshman year I tinkered with making fake IDs and sold them to fellow youngsters for like $10-$15. They were okay but not very good.
I got a fake in HS from a buddies older brother's friend who was at KU. Never met the guy but it worked.
15ish years later one of my co-workers was telling me about how he had this scheme making fakes in college and we put 2 and 2 together and realized he was the one that got me my fake ID. He would take your picture on a digital camera and every couple of weeks make a run down to TX where the fakes would get printed them drive back with 20 or 30 fake ID's.
It was your picture, your name and a random address down in TX.
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Officer Daris is just waiting for someone to eff up ITT
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I doubt he even reads this blog anymore. So spill the beans guys
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Officer Daris is just waiting for someone to eff up ITT
Pretty sure he is on desk duty now after his 3rd accidental discharge.
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Took a self-guided tour of a federal building two years ago this month because I believed I was doing the right thing.
Turns out that will get you very limited access to goEMAW and also will cause you to miss the Big XII championship (and holidays).
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:sdeek:
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Might as well go ahead and lock the thread SD
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:sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
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Classic WonderMeal
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:lol:
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Whoa.
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I have known WonderMeal a long time and while he and I definitely disagree on a lot of things politically, I can vouch for him that he’s a good guy. And he’s absolutely one of the smarter ones from that day, was totally non-violent. Shame that so many sentences for some were so light and others who barely did anything have just been made to be an example.
WM, the Dr. Pepper was sweet, no doubt. But at least you didn’t have to sit through the Sugar Bowl. Hang in there, bud.
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It sounds like WM actually got busted by the feds so his entry doesn’t really fit the spirit of this thread. Motion to strike.
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It sounds like WM actually got busted by the feds so his entry doesn’t really fit the spirit of this thread. Motion to strike.
If true...
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My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall
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I was trying to enter a middle school track meet yesterday but it was $5 and I didn't have any cash on me. So I told the lady I was going to my car to get some cash, but then I just went to the other side and went in.
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the real crime here is charging for a middle school track meet
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My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall
good one
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sometimes I want bottles of water or more coffee pods or whatever and I'll just grab them off the maid carts in the hallway.
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I'm going to need you guys to step up your crime a little
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Embezzling free office snacks is a great one
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Which I DO NOT DO
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I described the ballgame without the express written consent of Major league baseball (MLB)
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When I haven't had a drink or anything intoxicating, I speed my balls off. You don't get pulled over, here.
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Huge wage thief here. I watch movies, trade ES futures, and nap throughout the day.
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when I am in one of our offices I do not check into an office or conference room. I just sit wherever and if someone comes and kicks me out?
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going through any type of security
security guy: Anything in your pockets?
me: nope!
irl: yep!
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do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip
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My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall
Lmao
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Museum tickets at 3pm? Strolled in at 2:20 :gocho:
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Red hand up, I still walk across the street!
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Exited a parking lot last night turning left against a no left turn sign . . . closest cars were 6 blocks away in both directions
Attempted to enter Kentucky Commonwealth Stadium via an open gate to take pictures . . . but was stopped by security. So I suppose the man got me that time :frown:
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do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip
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My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall
Turns out there was one but it was on the desk and I had set something on top of it. Discarded the stolen one on the maid cart. No negative consequences.
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My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall
Turns out there was one but it was on the desk and I had set something on top of it. Discarded the stolen one on the maid cart. No negative consequences.
Well, aside from the vicious cycle of guests stealing other guests' DND hangers, tragic