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Title: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2023, 03:43:31 PM
When I get contacts every year I send in for the rebate on them and always say I'm a first time user of that type of lens and use a new email address and they send me the bigger rebate.

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Gooch on January 20, 2023, 03:44:37 PM
I always take a penny but never give a penny.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: OK_Cat on January 20, 2023, 03:45:14 PM
I keep making new email addresses to use for free trials for streaming services until I decide if i really want them or not.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: OK_Cat on January 20, 2023, 03:46:05 PM
If I go to a restaurant that has the mints at the register, I absolutely rob them of as many mints as my big mitts can handle.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: steve dave on January 20, 2023, 03:54:15 PM
the baseball club we belong to gives our team a set number of cage reservation slots each season but we have some family memberships on the team and we just make all of our families book their daily 30 minute cage slot where we want it and hog up like 5 cages/pitching lanes at a time all off season when our team is there.

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Gooch on January 20, 2023, 04:08:44 PM
That doesn't sound illegal. Just dickish.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on January 20, 2023, 04:11:00 PM
A golf course near me started to sit range balls in buckets outside when Covid first started and wanted you to pay online, so you didn’t have to come in. They never stopped doing this and now I have a lifetime of free range balls.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: wetwillie on January 20, 2023, 04:18:28 PM
I buy things through my business that I use only for personal use.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 20, 2023, 04:54:02 PM
I have cut the tag off the mattress
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: MakeItRain on January 20, 2023, 05:49:18 PM
I buy things through my business that I use only for personal use.

Having a home office blurs the crap out of this line
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: bucket on January 20, 2023, 06:43:53 PM
I have a drawer full of company pens.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: sys on January 20, 2023, 09:25:25 PM
i shot a man in reno.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: ben ji on January 20, 2023, 09:26:24 PM
I have a drawer full of company pens.

And post it notes/legal pads/AA batteries etc
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: farming_cat fan on January 20, 2023, 09:47:26 PM
I write everything off as a farm expense.

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: star seed 7 on January 20, 2023, 09:53:18 PM
I exceed the speed limit quite often
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 20, 2023, 10:08:06 PM
A friends sister buys me things like DriDuck coats through the distributor she works for at huge discounts . . . it's supposed to be for personal use or immediate family only.

Figure it's Super Max when we're caught, but the last coat she got me is fantastically warm and waterproof.





Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 20, 2023, 10:11:51 PM
A long time ago I worked for the USDA.  They trashed a lot of very usable fantastic things, it was really disgusting.  I would lightly throw things into the dumbster and then take them home. 

Drawing table lights, huge mercury vapor lights (which were installed for a number of years in a large barn in Kansas) and many other items that should have gone to surplus sale but they just trashed.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: stunted on January 20, 2023, 11:42:51 PM
selling movies that i downloaded from limewire for $5 a pop
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: ben ji on January 22, 2023, 01:22:16 PM
selling movies that i downloaded from limewire for $5 a pop

I would make CD's for people with songs download from Napster/Limewire.

$1 per song

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 22, 2023, 01:48:42 PM
Not gEing do they even make laptops with CD roms anymore? Feel like I haven’t seen one in several years
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: waks on January 22, 2023, 01:52:59 PM
Surprised by the amount of poors in this thread
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: I_have_purplewood on January 22, 2023, 02:09:57 PM
I'm pretty sure that when I've used the 'self scanner' lanes at a store that 100% of my items haven't gotten scanned.   :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:). Ultimately I don't feel too bad because after I've tried to scan something several times and I don't get the green trigger, I just say eff it.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: pissclams on January 22, 2023, 03:56:19 PM
I'm pretty sure that when I've used the 'self scanner' lanes at a store that 100% of my items haven't gotten scanned.   :dunno: (ftp://:dunno:). Ultimately I don't feel too bad because after I've tried to scan something several times and I don't get the green trigger, I just say eff it.
i’m easily the best self checkout person in north america, the people waiting in line behind me take notes
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: pissclams on January 22, 2023, 03:57:30 PM
and topping it off by paying with my apple watch, chef’s kiss
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: KST8FAN on January 22, 2023, 07:26:20 PM
One of the car threads I detailed four wheeling on the Corps of Engineers ground around Clinton Lake.  It was posted no vehicles with a $500 fine.

Buried the Bronco in shallow water on my 18th birthday.

Me and my buddies had to trek 3 miles to farm house to get a pick up, tractor, and chains to pull it out at 1 am in the moonlight.

Three of us driving back out I ran over a stump with my cousins truck and tore off the oil filter.  Ran it dry all the way and it died, smoking in the barn.


Tom

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: MakeItRain on January 23, 2023, 10:05:50 AM
Not gEing do they even make laptops with CD roms anymore? Feel like I haven’t seen one in several years

No, but you can buy a CD ROM drive separately and connect it to your lapper
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Cire on January 23, 2023, 11:20:46 AM
I Stream every movie/tv show from a site rather than subscribe to anything xtra
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Brock Landers on January 23, 2023, 11:41:37 AM
Freshman year I tinkered with making fake IDs and sold them to fellow youngsters for like $10-$15.  They were okay but not very good.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: ben ji on January 23, 2023, 12:47:39 PM
Freshman year I tinkered with making fake IDs and sold them to fellow youngsters for like $10-$15.  They were okay but not very good.

I got a fake in HS from a buddies older brother's friend who was at KU. Never met the guy but it worked.

15ish years later one of my co-workers was telling me about how he had this scheme making fakes in college and we put 2 and 2 together and realized he was the one that got me my fake ID. He would take your picture on a digital camera and every couple of weeks make a run down to TX where the fakes would get printed them drive back with 20 or 30 fake ID's.

It was your picture, your name and a random address down in TX.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: wetwillie on January 23, 2023, 12:53:05 PM
Officer Daris is just waiting for someone to eff up ITT
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 23, 2023, 08:13:31 PM
I doubt he even reads this blog anymore. So spill the beans guys
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: ben ji on January 23, 2023, 08:38:46 PM
Officer Daris is just waiting for someone to eff up ITT

Pretty sure he is on desk duty now after his 3rd accidental discharge.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: WonderMeal on January 23, 2023, 10:06:19 PM
Took a self-guided tour of a federal building two years ago this month because I believed I was doing the right thing.


Turns out that will get you very limited access to goEMAW and also will cause you to miss the Big XII championship (and holidays).

Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: wetwillie on January 23, 2023, 10:10:42 PM
:sdeek:
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on January 23, 2023, 10:41:02 PM
Might as well go ahead and lock the thread SD
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: DaBigTrain on January 23, 2023, 10:41:49 PM
 :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: star seed 7 on January 23, 2023, 10:47:07 PM
Classic WonderMeal
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: MakeItRain on January 24, 2023, 12:23:29 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Spracne on January 24, 2023, 02:45:40 PM
Whoa.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: I_have_purplewood on January 24, 2023, 02:49:41 PM
 :star: :star: :star: (ftp://:star: :star: :star:)
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: SkinnyBenny on January 24, 2023, 02:52:51 PM
I have known WonderMeal a long time and while he and I definitely disagree on a lot of things politically, I can vouch for him that he’s a good guy. And he’s absolutely one of the smarter ones from that day, was totally non-violent. Shame that so many sentences for some were so light and others who barely did anything have just been made to be an example.

WM, the Dr. Pepper was sweet, no doubt. But at least you didn’t have to sit through the Sugar Bowl. Hang in there, bud.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: wetwillie on January 24, 2023, 03:23:59 PM
It sounds like WM actually got busted by the feds so his entry doesn’t really fit the spirit of this thread. Motion to strike.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: I_have_purplewood on January 24, 2023, 03:31:06 PM
It sounds like WM actually got busted by the feds so his entry doesn’t really fit the spirit of this thread. Motion to strike.

If true...

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: star seed 7 on April 09, 2024, 04:55:45 PM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: _33 on April 09, 2024, 05:16:50 PM
I was trying to enter a middle school track meet yesterday but it was $5 and I didn't have any cash on me. So I told the lady I was going to my car to get some cash, but then I just went to the other side and went in.

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Skipper44 on April 09, 2024, 06:21:14 PM
the real crime here is charging for a middle school track meet
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: steve dave on April 09, 2024, 06:50:35 PM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

good one
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: steve dave on April 09, 2024, 06:51:53 PM
sometimes I want bottles of water or more coffee pods or whatever and I'll just grab them off the maid carts in the hallway.

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: wetwillie on April 09, 2024, 07:10:38 PM
I'm going to need you guys to step up your crime a little
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: catastrophe on April 09, 2024, 07:23:33 PM
Embezzling free office snacks is a great one
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: catastrophe on April 09, 2024, 07:23:44 PM
Which I DO NOT DO
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on April 09, 2024, 11:17:51 PM
I described the ballgame without the express written consent of Major league baseball (MLB)
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Spracne on April 09, 2024, 11:26:32 PM
When I haven't had a drink or anything intoxicating, I speed my balls off. You don't get pulled over, here.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: IPA4Me on April 10, 2024, 06:36:52 AM
Huge wage thief here. I watch movies, trade ES futures, and nap throughout the day.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: steve dave on April 10, 2024, 06:43:28 AM
when I am in one of our offices I do not check into an office or conference room. I just sit wherever and if someone comes and kicks me out?

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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: steve dave on April 10, 2024, 06:44:46 AM
going through any type of security

security guy: Anything in your pockets?

me: nope!

irl: yep!
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: mocat on April 10, 2024, 07:17:22 AM
do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 10, 2024, 07:21:21 AM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall
Lmao


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Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: star seed 7 on April 10, 2024, 08:54:20 AM
Museum tickets at 3pm? Strolled in at 2:20  :gocho:
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Phil Titola on April 10, 2024, 09:25:58 AM
Red hand up, I still walk across the street!

Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 10, 2024, 09:29:14 AM
Exited a parking lot last night turning left against a no left turn sign . . . closest cars were 6 blocks away in both directions

Attempted to enter Kentucky Commonwealth Stadium via an open gate to take pictures . . . but was stopped by security. So I suppose the man got me that time  :frown:

Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: Spracne on April 10, 2024, 09:45:30 AM
do you guys think wondermeal used points when booking his j6 trip

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: star seed 7 on April 11, 2024, 05:43:36 AM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

Turns out there was one but it was on the desk and I had set something on top of it. Discarded the stolen one on the maid cart. No negative consequences.
Title: Re: Post Your IRL Crimes ITT So The Feds Can Come Bust You
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on April 11, 2024, 11:09:39 AM
My hotel room didn't have a do not disturb hanger so I stole one from a door down the hall

Turns out there was one but it was on the desk and I had set something on top of it. Discarded the stolen one on the maid cart. No negative consequences.

Well, aside from the vicious cycle of guests stealing other guests' DND hangers, tragic